The Top 10 Craziest Boat Ramp Moments ! (Chit Show)

foreign he's gonna lose her oh no she's pushing off the pole oh she's in the water why oh he saved her he saved her he saved her he's got her back he got her back guys he almost killed her and he got her back in the same one that's a marriage forever guys and this is why you're watching the chit show you love the chitcho wow oh my goodness what is this now he's going to the other dock he's going to grab the poll of Faith with his left arm and say hey Alfred saw it coming guys wow um and she's not even flustered she's like I knew I married the right man all right all right all right so here's what's gonna happen the bow is going to be full of water wait for it oh my goodness what is this what is this dude we are going to sink this boat oh that's it you're done it's it it that bow is going to go in the water [Music] foreign [Music] guys honestly it's really hot so I mean if you don't get bit by a croc or eaten by The Croc it will feel good to be in the water right now he's gonna come up guys he's coming to me guys he's coming to me guys we're gonna negotiate right now all right Fred look at the size of this monster guys look at the size hey I missed you too dude I miss you too Fred dude I really missed you listen they're probably gonna do the same thing over there in the ER how bad is the Barb foreign who did it him who did it bro what kind of husband are you you're here still fishing while she's wounded on the boat cake bro oh hey I'm serious like you should at least have a heart oh look at this look at this look at this look at this look at this guy oh my goodness look at that look at that look he's he's oh my goodness he oh the whole skank dude the whole skag what the what he did it oh oh oh damn it bro I'm telling you I'm telling you bro I'm telling you bro bro hold on a second room this thing is stalking the crap out of me it's on a death wish [Music] all right hey there's a Crocodile close by I don't recommend that it has been such a long time let me tell you guys that that right there tells me guys I haven't seen this guy for months that tells me that Fred is back oh my goodness guys so hard the glare to see him he's going to the valet table oh no oh oh shoot oh my goodness oh there's the other boat there's the other boat oh that oh what a show what a show oh top do all their bouncing back and forth what is this oh my goodness guys welcome to the chit show guys my name is Alfred montaner this is a nightmare thank you in 20 54. hold on all right 55 ready going full we're going full wow bro this black cat feels amazing bro wow this thing feels awesome all right let's go come on and the people over there at Google it oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no he's gotta slow down bro [Music] oh leave me alone [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh ow damn it that wasn't supposed to happen guys damn those new polls are amazing guys oh no we're taking out the other boat get oh oh no wait push off hurry up my boat what lady oh thank you those what though what the hell bro I'm starting to think yo this guy just did you guys hear that this guy just flew right by me again he just okay something's wrong you see this is to me honestly guys no joke to me this is kind of like some type of there's there's something going on here with this duck this Duck's trying to tell me something thank you oh boy no no no no no no no no no everything's small increments guys more increments oh my goodness he's gonna hit the back oh oh damn oh [ __ ] damn it welcome to the chitcho guys we have amazing New Pools over here guys I want to go ahead and say damn it oh small increments Guys small increments I hope everybody's okay um damn it why bro all right guys um hopefully hopefully this doesn't materialize into something crazier but um let's try again let's try again take it slow bro go use the current to your advantage all right listen don't worry about it you just broke it today too Hey listen you you'd be surprised I've heard it all ready for it Lisa's got some little ones in there sleeping so and there it is there it is welcome to welcome welcome to blackpoint oh up there you go guys we know what we're doing I told you guys wait for it oh my oh Madness well I mean you kind of did it to yourself dude that was kind of hard Ness dude you got to see this coming this is like it's like a heart attack after eating a hamburger bro this is like there's nothing you could see this clearly look at this look at it look at it look at this look at this I said he lost it already that's it a chitcho has hop and watch no it's a great sign kid this is what we're here for you this is a great sign kid oh no oh and he's got a lasso going on damn it oh did he get it like a Cuban cowboy no wow wow what what oh did you see this man just lasso the [ __ ] out of the pool of Faith are you throwing gang signs at me I I grew up in Hialeah let me guess you're in ballet gymnast so where where are all these poses coming from the what what oh my goodness what is this dude what is this Lost in Space conscious what was that lost in space I didn't know I had such a dark side of me wait for oh no all we need now is to get off my lawn moment oh my goodness guys wait ing all right back to regularly scheduled programming oh my goodness this oh man oh no and we're getting shot killed hold on guys hold on listen listen don't do me if do me a favor and pray you you know there's a couple people right now saying fenders only cost 20 bucks wait for it not for nothing oh oh wait wait a second wait a second oh wait wait wait oh they got spared conscience be nice what do you think now DUI oh damn what is going on over here look this oh my goodness no no you got him be kidding me look at that Mark look look at this look at this battle battle ran out of gas out of gas you gotta be kidding me dude when you don't have oars in your boat and you gotta paddle it by hand oh my goodness you've got two of them up there what the what are we what world are we living in what what do you mean that's bad for Human Society [Music] oh foreign [Music] [Music] foreign

Channel: Alfred Montaner

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Length: 14min 4sec (844 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 05 2022