Pop Six Sword Uh-uh Abyss Mage Research And now the six merry murderesses
of Liyue, Inazuma and Mondstadt in their rendition
of the Teyvat Tango Pop Six Sword Uh-uh Abyss Mage Research Pop! Six! Sword! Uh-uh! Abyss Mage... Research! Pop! Six! Sword! Uh-uh! Abyss Mage! Research! Pop! Six! Sword! Uh-uh! Abyss Mage! Research! He had it comin'
He had it comin' He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! Pop! Six! Sword! Uh-uh! Abyss Mage! Research! Pop! Six! Sword! Uh-uh! Abyss Mage! Research! You know how people have these
little habits that get you down Like Itto...
Itto, he liked to chew gum No, not chew. Pop! So I'm back to Comission's headquarters
one day, really irritated Looking for some... peace and quiet And there's Itto, ready to ask for a duel, chilling and chewin' No, not chewin'... POPPIN'! So, I said to him, I said "You pop that gum one more time..." And he did So I summoned my bow
and I fired two warning shots... ...into his head He had it comin'
He had it comin' He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it I betcha you would have done the same I met Zhongli of the Wansheng Furneral Parlor a good while ago He provided some excellent guidance
and we hit it off right away So, we started working together
going well beyond working hours Sometimes we'd have a drink, he'd stay for dinner... And then I found out Human, he told me...
Human, my ass! Not only was he an adeptus!
Oh no, he was six thousand years old One of those... Archons, you know So that night when he arrived at Jade Chamber
I fixed him his drink as usual You know, some guys can't do shit without their gnosis! He had it comin'
He had it comin' He took a flower
In its prime And then he used it
And he abused it It was a murder
But not a crime! Now, I'm down in the domain, searching for artifacts,
minding my own business... In storms my frenemy Childe in a jealous rage 'You been fighting other Harbingers?!' he says He was crazy! And he kept on screamin' 'You been fighting other Harbingers!' And then he ran into my sword He ran into my sword ten times! If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! 我和魈一直忠於岩王帝君，但得帝君注意的總是魈， 最終成為了今天的救世主。 他要是這麼厲害，怎麽會分不清清心和琉璃袋的區別呢？ 他中了毒又不是我的錯，我怎麼知道會殺死其他仙人呢？！ Yeah, but did she do it? Uh uh, not guilty! My partner, Diluc and I had a lead on an Abyss Mage and my Cavalry Captain, Kaeya, went on an assignment with us Now, when we had it cornered, we carried out the offensive
like a perfect choreography One, two, three, four, five, feint! Parry! Gale Blade, Frostgnaw
One swirl after the other So after the showdown we end up at Angel's Share The three of us, like good ol' days... Then the rest of the Knights are back, so I step out for a debrief I come back, open the door and there's Diluc and Kaeya... In an elemental reaction number seventeen Melt Well, I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing It wasn't until later when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin') They had it comin' all along! I didn't do it (she didn't do it)
But if I'd done it (but if she'd done it) How could you tell me that I was wrong?! They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin') They had it comin' all along
(they took a flower in its prime) I didn't do it (and then they used it)
But if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong?! I loved Mr Albedo more than
I can possibly say He was a real artistic guy
Sensitive, a painter! But he had a real scientific approach
and he'd always want a larger sample size So he studied... the Traveller... Mona... Timaeus... ...and Kaeya I guess you could say we broke up
because of a crucial research fallacy He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum! The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum! They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin') They had it comin' all along Cause if they used us ('cause if they used us)
And they abused us (and they abused us) How could you tell us that we were wrong?! He had it comin' (he had it comin')
He had it comin' (he had it comin') He only had himself to blame
(he only had himself to blame) If you'd have been there (if you'd have been there)
If you'd have seen it (if you'd have seen it) I betcha you would have done the same! - You pop that gum one more time!
- Human my ass! - Ten times!
- 清心和琉璃袋
- Number seventeen... - ...melt
- Research fallacy Pop Six Sword Uh-uh Abyss Mage Research [Venti] Five, six, seven, eight!
