The Sopranos - Tony Soprano's lawyer Neil Mink

before we commence a thousand thank yous for webistics I saw though some of my Disney to buy it mmm my pleasure so what are we stand this month your uncle's petitioning to get out of jail on a medical pending trial let him you'll think they're allowed to let him out maybe as a temptation for you to act again since you are at the helm it all gets back to putting up bigger blinds really limiting your exposure to potential Rico boo-boos only way to run a family these days is Bunker style you peer out through the slit my goal if they had enough to pinch you for there'd be bars between us right as we speak so what do they want me to go down there like you into a story any story so later a trial any contradictions thank you I'm gonna go did you say it go please all right but Craster name let me get our ducks in a row in the meantime keep your cool and go the speed limit don't give them an in what'd I just say don't get me in are you alright Tony this is some bad [ __ ] here what's up auntie how did this happen midlife crisis you can talk to me that are safe yeah why you want to pay in advance it's a little over 400k in there I want you to hold it for me this goes down I'm out of this area code my wife's gonna come in here once a week for an allowance you don't ask her any questions and you never ever refuse her she wants it all you give it to her she won't do that I'm not smarter than that and if you're gone longer than the money last don't worry you won't have to go into your own kick it's witness cam remain nameless forever I didn't hear that what's all this look thirsty last time I saw you yeah I know I left it someplace No hey you don't keep him busy come I love the kids good school [ __ ] you put their game last night yeah what do you think I need this for so what do I owe you counselor you'll pay me when I actually have to do something let's hope that [ __ ] day never comes right it almost did very recently here we go the Neil Minka lecture series well isn't it fair to say we were staring into the abyss a very close call at brush with a murder beef I told you I was home alone you and Macaulay Culkin except then neither one of you would have been alone champagnes nice you want to give me a real gift insulate yourself from these shenanigans I told you once already I do I am what the [ __ ] you want from me use one of the businesses we've got you in for something besides showing income on a tax return spend time at Garden State rendering please you know what boiling fetch smells like you have an office at Barone sanitation get your ass out of that strip club and go there all right I hear the feds were a business Anthony millions of tax dollars invested in watching your ass sooner or later just like you they're gonna want to return on that investment I know I was giving him a bad ticket that voice that voice it's done only over my advice that was to put it behind you if this all there is these 23 tickets they don't have bupkis and they know it hey I know it's a small thing but you see that's the [ __ ] point one more minute if I could have just stood there saying yes ma'am okay MA I hear you MA one more [ __ ] minute I wouldn't be in this spot I beat a homicide and now I [ __ ] up Neil I blew an easy one I blew everything Tony no no [ __ ] Tony we got [ __ ] federal charges we got the FAA the Fortis is over they're gonna pin that EgyptAir thing I mean you [ __ ] know it the predicates up the ass [ __ ] RICO case 30 to life don't think about that now Anthony you'll make bail there's no capital crimes no wife Anthony the feds just hit Johnny sir you heard anything I had Gendler on my cell phone all the way over here Jimmy Petrille was a cooperator Brooklyn AUSA took down the whole betrayal crew plus Johnny would have reached all the way to carmine senior if he hadn't died Jimmy Petrille the sweet old guy he gave them gambling homicides trafficking 18 [ __ ] years worth it's a major crop loss my friend was [ __ ] there what where Johnny's house my car still in the driveway I'm walking three miles towards my house no law against Parkin your car unless it's in front of a hydrant not laughing Neil no of course anyway you were named in the indictment obviously it's Brooklyn they weren't coming for you so frankly where are you I might actually consider laughing well rub a hunchbacks hump or something yeah be of good cheer call you when I hear more Your Honor the police pulled over some kid and found a baggie with cocaine residue they also found a gun loaded with hollow-point bullets on the floor now in order to beat the rap this 16 year old Punk claims he saw my client drop that weapon and mind you not yesterday but over two years ago using it in the meantime to shoot at cans and impress his friends [Music] somebody's giving grand jury testimony on something so carla has flipped we don't know there's subpoenas of flying my hunch 80 to 90 percent chance you'll be indicted and the [ __ ] gun judge I get sick when I think plus interstate fraud and if Carlos that's talking hummus not like we have an envisioned this day no no watch night look trials are there to be won

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Length: 7min 25sec (445 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 19 2020