The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour - Episode 5 - W/O/C - 1967

good evening ladies and gentlemen and I wish everybody good evening good evening ladies and gentlemen to have you here on behalf of my brother and myself and the entire cast that's absolutely right and you know I gotta say this my brother has been excited all week about tonight's show true he has a very special surprise guest for you and he won't tell anybody even me who it is isn't that right that's right but judging by my brother's excitement it must be someone very very special so Tom go ahead the stage is yours well the guests I have tonight I am very excited my brother's correct this act has never been seen ever before on television has never been i never performed publicly before this is an amateur and you brought it no this is a show business first oh boy ladies and gentlemen right rid of my wait a lady then what is that this is my guest in a bottle we're gonna guess this in a bottle to flee or what tell us the mosquito you're kidding I said a flea just to fool you singing mosquito it sings now what does it's a long time I had a flea but please don't saying they don't think this is a singing mosquito and it's going to sing why the 12th Street rag and we have to wait Minh let's bring the microphone down a little bit a lot of people think I'm thing loud is it a big voice small voice everybody think probably thinks that I'm putting young but actually true singing mosquitoes 12th Street rag Nelson get it [Music] [Music] [Music] you know I'm really amazed they say I gotta fly gotta you gotta find my mosquito where is it I don't know Tommy I haven't [Music] you're a murderer you kill my mosquito sorry I didn't know with you there I did lots of people slap mosquitos and just because I can have one doesn't make me a murderer you are everybody kills mosquitoes I know everybody kills mosquitoes that's why not very many of them make it in show business [Music] it's The Smothers Brothers [Music] guest stars Barbara even [Music] all over there on the waiters and special guest star Carl Reiner [Music] Persinger's brought you by Qwest spray deodorant with the ingredient that really checks nervous perspiration from television city in Hollywood ladies and gentlemen meet The Smothers Brothers you know there are many ballads about gunfighters of the Old West stories and song of the violence of these men who lived by the gun and death rode with them wherever they went and today thanks to psychiatry we understand what made these men leave a trail of bloodshed and terror across the plains they were simply emotionally disturbed that's what turned them into gunslingers gunslinger gunslingers slinging son of a gun where every build and where will you go and all you have danger has [Music] you killed 130 million swinger like that but other gunslingers are coming for you and a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do gunslinger gunslingers gunslinger where is she when you were a child reinforce the [Music] you come from a broken home why did you worry and and why [Music] better what she was shot are you neurotic and psychotic gunslinger gunslinger y-you know and that killing a man is really mature it jumped [Music] gunslinger you swinging son of a gun you're the one that has all the fun killing everyone under the Sun with your gun yes with your gun and when you're done you have to run now you have to run for what you've done with your dumb can you crummy gunslinger [Music] you know we realized today that those vicious men of yesteryear were not just bad they were just misunderstood Frank they were men well they were a product of their environment yes they didn't have a chance for when they were kids they weren't loved they weren't accepted they feel rejected and lonely and they expressed their feelings in the only way they knew how that's right they killed you that's right that's right Tommy but today we realized that killers are only emotionally disturbed and we should try to understand them right that's right like don't you know Billy the Kid he did not kill he did not kill for just gain or for lust that's right you know Billy the Kid probably just had a had a problem he's trying to work out a problem that's right you know why Billy the kid's father made him made him wear orthopedic boots with a Spurs on the inside [Music] well what about dark holiday holiday there was a man there was a man he had a split personality right he was a regular he was a regular Jekyll and Hyde that's right tonight he would he would run up and shoot you in your Jekyll and then run off and hide humor there and even as elegant a man is Bat Masterson he could not escape the influences of his early child whoo-hoo - is that Masterson Tommy don't you know Bat Masterson and he was a famous gun-slinging sure for the early West he was noted for those fancy tailor-made suits and the ruffles and the hair oh you know I can the irony I remember we used to wear those imported silk shirts and more jewels and perfume and he carried his gun in his purse kept them out of fight yeah but you know we've come a long way since since those they've become a long way and understand your writing another thing friends if a gunslinger were to shoot you you should not die we have no choice actually if you have any choice doc you shouldn't die you should you should ask why try to understand him they go oh I get it you just come in we're trying to make a serious statement here good and you're making fun of it you just ruined I don't ruin anything you ruined everything you don't even know what you're talking I know you masks are you mask it with jokes and things like you don't want people to know you're done that's all you say oh are you better watch your fort Oh Ron tell me now tell me what do you understand what is the point what would the point the point is that what we're talking about is understanding only through an people out in Funland only to understanding can we help these people now can we stop them from killing and stop them earning only attaining yeah and who doesn't and whoever doesn't understand to understand him and beauty and again we stop this if they don't understand we should kill them and what are you talking you make me angry [Music] you shot my face I didn't mean to killed it Cupid everybody saw it it drew first [Music] I didn't I didn't mean but I [Music] [Music] well while we dispose of the dead body we'd like to present a body which is well disposed and very much alive the star of I Dream of Jeannie with Barbara Eden I get no kick from champagne [Music] with them guys [Music] but I get a kick out of [Music] the minute you want in the joy I could see where a man a real big good luck by they would feel like no going on in my mind so let me get right to the point I don't pop a cork for every man I Hey [Music] a little time with me [Music] wouldn't you like to have fun you know good time let me show you up good time so let me get right to the point I know pop [Music] a little time with me [Music] so let me get right to the point I know papa court for every [Music] a little time with me bandulus [Music] spend a little time [Music] many people are concerned with the recent trend of the younger generation to speak to each other with complete uninhibited frankness on any subject but has this new openness really changed anything in a relationship let's find out [Music] [Music] but nobody's gonna ever know I mean what's it gonna hurt that's not the point it's wrong I just can't do it why not I mean it'll be so easy god you're getting emotional I'm not getting emotional but it just means so much to me that's the thing that's all that's all right I understand you're an adult or the full-blown passion it shouldn't be repressed or thwarted one thing I can't stand it's a repressed ward well then Tommy let's talk about it you know a male/female relationship shouldn't be a problem let's discuss it freely and openly and without emotion we've discussed it we've discussed it we've discussed that what we need is more closeness we need more communication more communication yeah you're right more communication but but a different kind of community we kind of had before what kind of communication what time uh uh by looking into each other's eyes that's the kind of communication you want yes yes that's the communication yeah it's the beauty between two people that bridges the gap yes you're right look into my eyes look deeply into my eyes can you see a question there oh yeah can you answer answer that question please answer that question yes a hundred and twenty-five dollars what what question did you see in my eyes you were wondering how much I paid for my contact lens that's a lot of money but this isn't getting us anywhere we've got to do something you know if two people want a relationship sweetheart they should have it they should take it just like in that movie we saw remember oh yes that was an eye opener oh it was that girl went into just a maid into the strange house and she felt the freedom to take on our relationship any relationship she wanted oh yes there was a need for her love she gave it openly and willingly flatly I learned a lot from Mary Poppins it's a picture for the new generation yeah our parents wouldn't have understood it well how could do they have old-fashioned outdated morals they they couldn't they're still talking about the birds and the bees scoff scoff birds and the bees you know do you know what my parents told me what I asked him where I came from what did they tell you they told me I like I grew in a garden and that's absolutely ridiculous well of course it is my family's never had a garden my parents gave me the old Stork routine I was delivered by the stork you're kidding well how do they explain your kids sister you were there did they give you this thing the same store routine about your kid sister my father tried to prove it he stood around my mother's bed for four days and four nights on one leg they told you the truth where you came from vegetable garden is impossible honey I don't want to burden our relationship you know I'm still learning please please teach me you're the only one that can teach me you've got to give me a break I blame the facts of life to you time and time again you just can't accept it but surely there must be some alternative alternative to that then then what you're doing to me now I can't say what Tommy there's no other course to take I hate to tell you this there's been two years now and it looks hopeless I'm sorry I'm sorry but I have a responsibility I'm the head of a sex education department of this school and as your teacher I just can't pass you but I'm your husband can't you give me a break [Music] I'm sorry really I am but you behave like a child you're simply not mature oh yeah well I'll show you how mature I am I'm after the house and a national family I'm king of the castle and tonight your mother's getting out the way I like to hear you talk now you're a man yeah yeah now what about your mother mommy stay [Music] the kids of today there's really nothing to worry about and now we'd like to present a group of youngsters who even though they've been around for something like 190 years have just recently shot to the top Paul Revere and the Raiders [Applause] now [Music] well [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh [Music] [Music] Oh [Applause] ladies you'll admit this paper-doll is clean and white like the wash you used to get but today there's something better look how dull clean and white looks next to bright it's the new look you get from all the brightness comes from bolds power formula that raise your clothes beyond clean beyond white all the way to bright this is the big difference green white and blue granules that muscle outer to give you whiter whites [Music] rather rents stripe your stripes even blacker blacks that dull old clean and white just can't stand up next to right get your clothes right get bold new Procter & Gamble [Music] tonight we're happy to have with us one of the most versatile performers in the business he is currently starring in the Russians and Russians are coming the Russians are coming he is a fine comedian he writes directs produces and plays the guitar so ladies and gentlemen mr. Carl Reiner [Applause] [Music] that was that was a really very very lovely introduction Tom but one inaccuracy I don't play the guitar well that's what it says it says these a produces writes it says in the cards writes produces directs as a comedian and plays the guitar it does say that but yeah it's not right I don't play the guitar maybe you don't do any of those other things either huh no no I do those other things that's right that part of the card is right the other part isn't right what part I don't play the guitar you have something against the guitar no no no I love there's thousands of people out there in TV land and probably here in the audience that play guitar and I like Paul Revere narrator to write guitars very well too yes they're ashamed of it no I I will deny it no I I would be very proud to play the guitar I don't know how to though hmm there's just one thing you know who wrote that introduction I don't care who wrote it it could be important my brother wrote a Dickie smothers my brother's never wrong he says you write was direct produce and play the guitar well that's he he may never be wrong but he's wrong this time are you saying that my brother Dickie smothers his are you saying trying to say that my brother is wrong about the well if he wrote that card he's wrong dude are you implying than my that Dickie smothers made a mistake yes he made a mistake [Music] nice to have here on the show yes I'm a Frank yeah anything I can do for you well anything I could use a hat and came hat and cane please thank you Matt thank you okay anything else how about a coat no this is fun no I don't get well they have to tell you what dad no I don't need any pin here's a pan oh that's um choosing side no this is the sake huh some underwear I have some underwear the code just to code hey you take this go thank you very much car why don't you explain what all this is for well you see in since 1929 France has been very kind and sent us a great singing star every year from Mauritius Valley a to Eve mountain to Charles Aznavour yeah and this is the first year that they haven't sent anyone at least so far yeah so in case they don't I want to be ready well if you're ready I'll go ahead just give me my hat and cane no no this I'm gonna use this okay ladies and gentlemen I like to present to you the great fake French singer Monsieur car I near thank you very much mr. smother ladies and gentlemen it is my privilege to sing for you a song that I had the great pleasure to sing before Queen Elizabeth as far as I know she has not sung it yet so I have sung it before her so I wrote myself entitled broken cookies and red balloons professor [Music] oh well thing excuse me no sampling is one thing because I see in French I think you would that love this song more if you understood the language so I translate for you the title is broken cookies and red balloons that is English you understand and it is the story of a little girl who loves very much to eat cookies not just any ordinary cookie but oatmeal cookies if you was to give to her a chocolate cookie or a gray hammock Raquel she would probably say to you rocky cookies and red balloons [Music] oh wait one moment I say neglected to tell you because the girl has no money her father give her any care to buy the cookies but because she has a hole in the pocket when she put the nickel in the pocket the nickel falls through the hole and fall out and run down the street you see so when she gets to the store the grocer don't give to her the cookies and she starts to cry and a man who is standing there who look very much like maurice chevalier is a little girl why do you cry don't cry here is a chocolate cookie as you look up if he may say maurice chevalier get angry and kick her in this throat nobody say to Maurice Chevalier Nelson broken cookies and red balloons [Music] wit or I forget one thing one thing I forget she wants so much to eat the oatmeal cookie that she start to think and while she sit there she remember something her father said to her when she was a little girl he said to her if ever you want something badly enough steal it she steals the cookie she run out the door and she bumped into a man who was selling red balloons you see the bruise they fly away the cookies they fall down the man is so angry he jump up and down on the cookies they break so you get you see broken cookies and red balloons [Music] yep Pepito birthday parties here hot new cookies LTS your wife you don't send in as in again a supportive piano Pia baptists it van is it fall out is it learning supportive empathy top bunk Joseph Ellis early Frost ever people cheat that was more about their barista Le Pew - Allah Allah Allah crash 1144 selling cookie [Music] [Applause] [Music] you think you're not gonna bake this then you're out of breath thank you there's not really listening to me for a while may I explain something to you explain it along with a beautiful job thank you very much you're very verify the new French is a good human being and I'm more than that he's allowing me ladies and gentlemen across America to catch my breath this is live the reason I like I came out with this balloon as a fact is the fact that a lot of blown to anybody especially the children means a great deal of blueness happiness now I'd only have one thing to say yes when you started kicking those balloons you did it with a great deal of feeling and you really kick that out of there below and you think and this is happiness destroyed happiness I mean a lot of kids and see do you think I'm being mean of course you're bein mean conducting the balloons no no well by kicking that balloon and breaking them I released hostility that was inside of me did I might have used on somebody else you breaking the balloon has gotten rid of that hostility and now I'm a much pleasanter and nicer person for it yeah well you see but you have a facility new don't you well admit it well they're all not a feel about your brother hostile well see my mom like my brides and I'm getting at a little little hostility would you like to get Dickie Dickie would you like to get rid of that hostility yes I can't my mom likes my brother better Irene well no that's my balloon by simply Tom by simply breaking a balloon you can create a whole new feeling toward your brother are you serious I'm definitely serious go ahead Tom got nothing to lose get rid of your hostility break the balloon and see what happens go on how do you feel about your brother right this minute hostile try it how do you feel now hi [Music] I think breaking one lousy little lousy below I didn't yeah all I did was break my bloody it would work [Music] [Music] second brothers our for you that you out there in TV land who like the excitement of a daredevil diving from 2,000 feet into a small tank of water can't covered with flames of oil and and with spikes in it it's just one of the many things you won't be seeing on the second half of The Smothers Tom Nate's brothers our so don't go away please we'd like to sing a very beautiful folk ballad for you now it's one of our favorite songs and I know I know for sure that you've you've heard it many many times it's known by two titles one is the Birmingham jail but the title I think we all know what buyers simply down in the valley down the valleys are very sad and a beautiful song of a well it's a Cowboys lament of a cowboy who's in the Birmingham jail and who longs for his sweetheart and he hopes and prays with all his might that his sweetheart will love him and wait for him down in the valley [Music] Oh your head [Music] yeah [Music] when [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I think you did a nice job in that it's good to hear you you know it's good to sing together what in the world my brother not very seldom singing together and I am actually feeling a lot better right now because car was right breaking that balloon you know really helped you know I noticed I noticed it are very happy about that while we're on that subject I'd like to correct an impression right now you know my brother's been saying for quite a while that my mother liked me bet I know that well well a lot of people are starting to believe it and I like worry about well don't worry about because most people it's I'd like to say that it is completely and totally completely a falsehood it's erroneous terrible impression right is right and our mother like most mothers would never never ever prefer prefer one child over another not that's right and mothers don't do that yeah well we'd better hurry along with the show are we gonna be late for the party what party mother's birthday party birthday party yeah mom's having a birthday party tonight after the show she didn't invite me get a balloon a balloon quick quick huh how do you feel not too much better well ladies and gentlemen we'll be right back after this commercial and we'll be back with Carl Reiner Barbara Eden and Paul Revere and the Raiders to bring you - to bring you a ballot of the unsung heroes of a revolutionary that's worth again some heroes of the Revolutionary War [Applause] [Music] made history some of their mates we remember famous be history to overlook [Music] miss Ross Miss Ross mate miss Ross may I call you Betsy no thank you I want you to feel that fabric feel that is that a nice fabric very nice but I don't want red and I don't want blue I want yellow but the yellow I told you the yellow is already promised then how about pink no pink I could kill myself just this morning I saw the last bolt of pink the Dolly Madison for a dress look Urban I am a very good customer if I want pink I should have pink you don't want Dolly Madison to go to the party naked do you there's a lot of cat in you between you and me stop with the red and with the blue and I'll tell you what though I'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you if you take that I'm gonna throw in a both the white for free well who wants white for a slag it gets dirty yeah but it's very good for surrenders and for truces yeah forget it all right look I tell you what I'll tell you what I'm gonna do I'm gonna throw in some stars I was just decorating a theater and I got some stars left over there yeah humming it doesn't I'll give you a baker's dozen 13 star what do you think I tell you this with the blue and the red and the white the stars you can make a nice quilt or a bedspread I'm making a flag yeah it wouldn't work but you could try you could try I'll tell you what you could use a little picking up in this room how about a nice plant I got this beautiful Bell you can use it for marigolds or something everything it's cracked oh you noticed huh well I'm going to Philadelphia I could sell it to them they buy anything [Music] how can we [Music] ready Oh [Music] you [Music] this is murder this is really murder two weeks in his crummy power buddy reckon he'd do yeah every hour on ER you've been banging your head into that thing yeah what are we watching for anyway the british british look for the british so for all I've seen is Paul Revere over there snoring they kill that crummy hunchback [Music] hey hey what Merry Christmas pal we mean Merry Christmas not crispy-looking although Santa Claus is over there hey how's the Redcoat yeah signal to him [Music] gosh I thought that was a good boy this year [Music] Oh huh excuse me mister I'd like to rent a boat where's the girl it's not for me it's not for Nichkhun it's for General Washington oh it is for Nichkhun he comes here with Martha once in a while they go out he's very young pardon this is for the war this is for fighting oh come on don't start no ward everything's going good for me here now wait a minute we're not starting a war this is the Revolutionary War we're in the middle of it well they keep it going whatever it is my business is great all right great all right I gotta cross the Delaware when tonight sorry no boats out after 604 desperate we gotta have that you gotta let us have this before we got across the whole Ward's at stake you got us you gotta let us have this boat come on really hung up on war on - you gotta say double-o-double winning double wartime prices you can't get pots for the boats and tell that general I want this back just like it went out no broken oars no bullet holes no powdered hair all over it and my board eight is short so tell that not general no more standing up [Music] dirty boy there was another tornado [Music] I'm sure you'll like this General Washington I've worked very hard on this portrait than I but if I do say so myself I think it's a perfect likeness of you it's the real deal see it well that's terrible you made me look like you made me look the worst I've ever seen Martha won't like it I won't like it [Music] [Music] through winter must be faced up with HR me but we know that big for us though they never [Music] it's a banjee go flying right Franklin and here we are at Valley Forge Valley Forge you know Valley Forge is that's Miami Beach with frostbite I will say it's cold here but every the first time I've ever seen a blue Indian and their honey here you stick your spoon in your coffee needed like a popsicle you guys you guys don't want to hear my jokes ridiculously beautiful as they are after two years out here we know what you boys would like let's hear it for Miss Louisiana Purchase [Applause] the best territory we ever annexed took you with me again oh yes this is more kicks in the French and Indian War love those Indians she was engaged to Cochise for two and a half hours well okay I want to tell you we know what the boys are waiting for so let's give them what they're waiting for you ready I am ready okay [Music] [Music] it's been a real fun war but time to put the water side for tonight so it better [Music] memory Valley Forge and get our just rewards the midnight ride [Music] in short we [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] well just in case you don't know this is me and that's my brother I'm Tommy with the hair and that's too cute there we decided we sort of like all this here you know that yeah it's very groovy well be a lot of fun that's right we had a lot of fun tonight and we hope you enjoyed our show and before we say goodnight we want to thank our wonderful guest carl reiner and Barbara Eden and of course Paul Revere and the Raiders [Applause] [Music] and guess for next week are I like to I like to chew on that all right yes for next week will be the Baha marimba ban and the fabulous Carol Burnett one thing before we go I gotta tell you I talked to mom yeah and she said it's okay to go to the party okay yeah it's at her new house you know her new house where what new house you might know how she moved over three years ago we still call it the new house you'd never mom never told me good no good night everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

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Length: 52min 54sec (3174 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 03 2018