May I have your attention please! x2
Will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down! I said: will the REAL Pinkie Pie please sit
down! Uh, We're gonna have a problem here... Y'all act like you've never seen a pink pony
before Eyes all on the floor, like Mrs. Cake is being
a whore with me babysitting worse than before
Apples to the core? That apple core is rotten now (Ew!) And now Twilight like: Oh no, what a catastrophe! She didn't use the legend of the mirror pool,
did she? And then Spike said.. nothing you bronies! Spikes a bone-head, he's hiding under his
bed! Brony guys love Pinkie Pie Pinkie Pie, I'm sick of her, look at her
Hopping around shaking her you-know-what in front of you-know-who Yeah but she's so fun though Yeah I probably consumed too much; sugar and
sodium But no worse, than what's going on; on nickelodeon
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just cut cheese but I can't! Nor can Cheese cut Pinkie My plot is in your face! My plot is in your face! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! And that's the dance move we teach to little
kids And we expect them to not know what twerking
is Of course they're gonna know friendship is
magic and everything that's tragic in the world
is not run by little girls We aint nothin but horses! Well some of us donkeys that can't be bothered
to sing on key But if we can show a male and a female pony's
marriage Then why can't two female ponies just kiss? All I know is Eminem will be pissed if he
hears this Sorry, those bronies can't resist! 'Cause I'm a pink pony, yes, I'm the pink
pony! all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won't the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down! Fluttershy doesn't have to be loud or annoying
But I do, mainly because I get paid to You think I wanna be best pony? Half of you bronies don't even follow me,
let alone know me But Pinkie Pie darling, you're just so weird! So? Don't you know that's why I'm feared? My jokes go on longer than Star Swirl's beard? Damn Dashie! 10 seconds and the sky is cleared? Now I can properly flip off Gilda
I wanna control her with my mind like Matilda Griffon bitch, yelling at Fluttershy
Making Andrea cry, that's why we all want you to die Put me on blast on Discovery kids! And show the world how the Hub wanted to get
rid of us I'm sick of you Deviantart groups, who the
hell even starts groups? All you losers ever do is fart poop There's hundreds of us who talk like me,
trot like me, break the fourth wall like me Who hop like me, stop drop and clop like me
I'd rather be me than be Trixie or Flash Sentry! 'Cause I'm a pink pony, yes, I'm the pink
pony! all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won't the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down! I'm like a head trip to watch! Weather you watch me for my personality or
for my crotch Look I'm just glad Hasbro didn't draw balls
on ponies But now all you bronies answered the call
and hung it up on your wall I just go around being all random
Cupcakes I hand 'em out to this fandom Oops, did I say "hand", I meant hoof
Keeping in with the whole anybody/anypony spoof It's funny, 'cause at this rate when we're
canceled Us ponies will live on through brony artist's
pencils Twilight will still be crazy, Dashie will
still be lazy, Flutter will still sniff daisies, Applejack's
dog will still have rabies, And Rarity will never say "maybe" to a date
with Spike Man take a hike to Haiti, find a new lady
maybe that dragon that fluttershy was raggin' on will be at BronyCon So will the real Pinkie please sit down
and if you wouldn't mind please make a frown 'Cuz only one of us can smile so bright, you
lose your sight I don't bite but if you're a cake I might! 'Cause I'm a pink pony, yes, I'm the pink
pony! all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won't the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down! Hee hee! Guess there's a pink pony in all of us.. Buck it. Let's all sit down.
