The Real Aki And Paw Paw Comedy Movie (By Popular Demand) - A Nigerian Movie

foreign [Music] [Applause] to the school uniform [Music] [Music] I can't open [Music] it you want to be so excited [Music] oh my God she's so spicy [Music] you should come back here you will come back you will come back we should come back in [Music] [Music] [Music] what is she mad both of you nonsense um let's go [Music] first yeah [Music] why are you asking that question nonsense um [Music] can I help you I am sorry I know you cannot be used look can you look at that market I am going to divide you into functions if you don't close that your mother I am sure it is due to your stubbornness that may not flogged you here not in the house hey behind me sir if you hear all these children talk about you you would have allowed me to kill them for you not in my house don't kill them they are your children and their kids well if you insists I don't know that there is somebody like you that live in this Village and I never know this hey of course please is it possible for me to come and pay you visit some other time okay thank you I will cover it [Music] [Applause] thank you very much [Music] useless man [Music] thank you [Music] what is the matter this one that you are pumping like a rabbit that escaped from the fans of a cobra yes [Music] yeah look at your temple when I was sleeping I never bargained it was you that I was in my dream feather let this be a dream because if you don't produce thus Riches of yours cockroaches wow make all my kids what is the matter with you the matter with me is that you have taught your two cockroaches to stay and now they've started stealing my cash cross cash crops yes my place [Music] look at me [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] yes comments welcome I didn't know if you came to see me waiting for Academy come here if not to see you huh happy respect what is it now handle it look into it it is yours all right [Applause] [Music] all this for me yes [Music] as you can see I went to the shop to buy all those things for you they are all ladies and Delectables hey why are you giving me all this man my name is Zimbabwe call me thank you as you can see there my name is Zimbabwe and since that last time I saw you I have never had rest you know anytime I go to bed I will always see you in a dream and in fact last one last night both of us eh we were exchanging marriage vows really hey you did yes my dear will I tell you you lie so that is why I have decided to come and tell you that I love you and I want you to marry me do you mean what you're saying yeah yeah I am sure huh you see like I said earlier that that time I saw you eh each time I go to bed I'll just see the picture of my wife to come to my face like Nigerian film okay Mr McQueen what do you want hey this is why I am here I want to marry you and yeah honestly I love you from the buttocks of my heart but you're old enough to be my father hey how can I be as old as your father look I might look 60 but inside me inside inside I I am only 25 try to understand yes so please I love you from the buttocks of my heart okay you have to give me time let me think about it thanks for the gift hey thank you very much thank you very much and I will pray to God Almighty that you will think something better something that will be favorable so that I will marry you and you know what I can even sing some love songs for you are you serious yes I'm a song composer my song used to be the best in in this Countryside I can't wait to hear it okay this one goes like this especially made for somebody like you oh glad my sweetheart oh baby let me love you please let me marry you oh yeah um is that all you can do for where let's hear more okay I have this other one it is titled b m w Bob Marley oh my son will Marlin you have a beautiful song um I accept hey hey thank you thank you very well yeah I thank you everybody yeah I thank you thank you thank you are you coming tomorrow hey are you asking definitely if I before this time thank you tomorrow I'm waiting for you yeah hello my kids [Music] should give to me the person who should give it to me just like that I don't know why not do you know that you are a purple people actions you don't even know whether the letter says that she will Vlog us that is true [Music] they have Miss Gladys how are you since you said yes my love has escalated with the words of bostitos fire consuming pasta I can't wait without thinking about you I love you past my mother and give you my children so this one does not love us foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] shoot them shoot them yes I want to play with you you can play with us if you want to play football go and buy your own shut up [Music] [Music] we're going to play another game I'll come on let's play Let's Play touch me [Music] I win yes yes do you know how to play this no okay let me teach you someone should put his finger inside this another person will draw it then if you have fingers inside this just like this person did that means the person has one but the thing that remains outside okay I mean foreign [Applause] what's up [Music] I can come here [Music] give this to your father make sure you don't lose it do you understand now put it inside your bag watching tonight you can make sure you don't lose it do you understand [Music] [Music] I am thinking about it I want you to meet me in my house tomorrow by 3 pm I will be waiting for you you are sweet yes sweet ie I only know that this is what will you do stop them exactly is a very stubborn man he beat us and tires will drop somewhere and leave us them down you know that I am not okay [Applause] is that who just [Music] where are you going [Music] tonight [Music] good boy [Music] you can actually good no he's not laughing at you [Applause] thank you will you come again [Music] [Music] let me have it [Music] both of you cannot go in and eat your food there are you ready she is nice mm-hmm [Applause] [Music] oh goodness in fact in fact I can't wait does it tomorrow [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] oh yes I will be trying to get toys okay [Applause] where are these Jurassic house [Music] ah beautiful we are starting the bush and doing some experiments what she means that is if you don't like it don't but what I want to tell you two of you is that you should remember that I am expecting a visitor today okay I will find that Equity came back he's expecting a visitor okay two I want you to be yourself there and behave now okay go and put battle water for me hello [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] That's My Boy pleaser I want to put the view to stay outside there in case she comes you'll be playing with her and I know you see I miss them you would tell her that they are fun is taking his back okay goodbyes I'm coming foreign [Music] [Music] oh yes [Music] no [Music] no [Applause] [Music] body my body shot I'm here hey somebody Ricky my buddies [Music] all right [Music] [Music] this guy's day oh good hey Lucas what are you doing here I go and you see enough shots I yes I am not in the mood I'm waiting for my boyfriend and he's here to come so go don't get me irritated ah what kind of useless girl is this boyfriend you're not a boy and his gay gay the guys please [Music] thank you that is my boy okay [Applause] good advice please um please sir I want you to go Miss glad he's here tell her that I want to see her here immediately that I am tired and if she doesn't come but to God who made me I will die and I'll make sure that my Ghost Hunter because [Music] it's not bad for papa to marry me please I used to beat look if Allah if alarm is going to come and live with us that means we are going to be well we're going to die we'll be dead see see if she calls him now in the morning she will scan to to wake us up in the afternoon to force us to go and sleep in the night too we're gonna use his game to tell us good night and you're saying that you want that to to come and be our mother how can you all right she'll make us worked 24 hours I told you hey you are right where are you coming from we are going to Papa girlfriend's house hey [Applause] yes I've been here surprise surprise surprise [Music] why don't you leave me alone see my head is pounding like a school band okay you would have told me you've gone to collect her so that I would have prepared ahead of time this is a surprise to wish you quick recovery that is my voice that is my word [Music] hey but he is just that my body is so white is that it looks like a symmetry Monument oh you did you people are wonderful I wonder I wonder what I would have been without you absolutely what we are going to do now is to make sure that this place is tidied up you go outside and stay with that make her happy and then that she's always smiling okay while you arrange here please okay okay so why are you tidy up this place let me Google and press up okay I am coming [Music] please I want us to remember that our special song eh you know it now because you remember then yeah [Music] thank you thank you thank you yeah let me give her my welcome song with the only one I composed When I Think About You My Heart Makes away when I see you my heart make Mirror Mirror I know you are happier huh tell me if you like your hot soup and you know how to soup you must really come tomorrow now this is the time um okay and papaya let us give her all the honor and the Quran that she requires it you are welcome to my country home I'm going to take you today that's the greatest Mountain dear I am going to build the greatest mansion that me and you will live forever till death to us I'm not the place this is my sickness will go one time [Music] [Music] all right all right [Music] cool [Music] hey Jurassic house don't kill me one day huh oh God all right [Music] what is the meaning of this I said what is the meaning of this what happened in my room [Music] thank you girlfriend okay boyfriend God Sleek [ __ ] in his house his ears subscribe all right foreign thank you thank you come on [Music] is that where this one is looking so you know you can even do it well hey hey why are you climbing are you destroying are you are you already do it properly [Music] you see I want both of you to remain in your room I don't want to see you outside here when I come back is that okay very good today is a special day you know we are going to receive that five minutes later so now um yes and get that food let me inspect it first first I don't have the time again please and always remind me about that that both of you should be many people okay open it let me see yeah yeah what what do you mean hey no I don't want to come back here and see that one grain of this rice is missing exactly Now cover it comment if you liked you twitch now remember what I told you before okay I don't want to come back and see you in this living room you must remain in your room to further notice okay I'm good that is my voice let me go and bring the visitor now take the fruit back inside the house thank you very much bye bye [Music] [Applause] [Music] whatever you are called look here I want you to stop calling my name I am not in the association of ranch if you ever saw me on the road and call me this time I will kill you [Music] let it be first and last foreign come here [Applause] sweetheart okay sweetheart I am sure she must be all right [Music] what are you looking for I've never seen you behaved like this before I am sorry it wasn't my fault it was fault was it mine no me not these two children of mine and those Devils they give me poison poison it is true they gave me poison in fact I almost died I saw myself at the Gate of Heaven and Hell so why didn't you attack hell Street not because of you you know when I go there they gave me a form and as I was feeling it and there was a place that said whether you are married or single and I answered married because of you they say I must come back and carry you me I am going to heaven eh it's only you that go to hell and I won't follow you no anywhere you will go both of us will go you see here please I am sorry please understand in fact look at look at what they did to me what is this that's what I'm saying huh who did this oh when I tell you that the children are devil you will not believe me I didn't know you were sick oh my God I think so sorry I think so you did not know sorry thank you I'm sorry I'm sorry thank you how many times have I want you to stop following me because I am going to kill you let's go let's go she's a [ __ ] now and we'll kill this guy follow me next time if I don't kill you then then [Music] what's up [Music] I'm funny [Music] yeah yeah [Applause] mm-hmm [Music] so that you no go forward [Music] you know I was wondering what happened [Music] thank you you see that this is my country home I am going to even change it and build you a more polishable one thank you yeah [Music] you know what stay like this this is not my woman who step our legs [Music] [Music] hey all this for me hey why not look I am going to make you more than comfortable I don't know how to thank you um step your leg on the ground thank you [Applause] [Music] this is the red carpet reception you even deserve more than that hey wait stay here let me keep this a bicycle okay [Music] thank you again [Applause] thank you foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] hey whatever [ __ ] this this one wants to kill us this one kill some videos with Cam I can just run away and go to Grandma place another day get him out give me fish hey okay [Music] are you Michael power why should I call you by the way where is the Peace you people said you are coming to peace oh you are trying to bribe with the peace and the [ __ ] too look here I don't want you both of you too oh I don't want both of you to mess me up today okay no come on get inside your room and go inside the room grab the peace look I don't want you any disturbance here today [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Applause] come on okay I'm hungry hungry ah food in my own country oh look I have food on Yahoo you are going to eat you don't even know where you have come I'm going to make sure that you eat you eat you eat and eat and eat and eat oh look guess what I'm going to get you a delicacy okay just wait okay thank you sweetie sweet abs I am just coming from the kitchen and all the drinks I put inside the fridge are already Frozen and you know before we can drink it I have to defrost them so I think the best thing we'll do now is to have our food okay so let me get you here all right lucky [Music] yeah you let it guess what I cook rice rice again it is my country home so what did you prepare him guess what okay okay I am going to count three on count of three you just open it okay right one two and three what hey good hey I didn't prepare this I did it okay sorry honey honey honey honey honey honey [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] looking for morning [Music] all right I'm coming um [Music] [Music] [Music] if I had my way I would have decimated those Devils why what did they do to you oh you're asking me why what have they not done to me those children have made me a liar a thief a rock an idiot in fact everything look you must permit me I must kill them and I'm going to kill them in the presence of all the elders yes they are your children you can't kill them there are only being children oh you are calling those boys children eh that means you don't know them you don't even know them look all their men are getting married and they are capable of impregnating a woman and you are here telling me that that children after I have them they're my kids but what is their problem oh because the woman I want to marry they don't like her and that is why they are frustrating my efforts look wait this girl or not please you are going to do me a favor I want you to present this to all the elders so that they can give me their consent to kill those Orchards don't do those Devils I must kill them do without favor I have told you you will not kill them they are children explain to them that they need that woman to take care of them like a mother let me ask you at your age you are still eyeing young girls look Ezekiel I may be 60 and even if I am 60 still look strong and kicking I can even marry 10 or 20 women do you think I am you okay so cool [Music] [Applause] who are those in my Farmland what are you doing here oh no excuse me yes laughs okay this boss I'll be coming don't be nice in this community this came to me to learn his compliance he was so bitter that he wished that the permission was given to him that day to kill the two boys that's right before I go for them I want to imply from mbappe the state of those boys now um Elders I agree too you're welcome see they may be alive but they are worse than the dead I have something very important to say yep how can you can you come into a meeting later and you are raising your hand up for foreign for coming late to the meeting first yes what do you mean you don't know that is what you're supposed to have done um seriously fine can I talk now before I forget what I want to like you can go ahead and speak talk now we are still waiting I've forgotten what I wanted you can imagine [Music] [Music] I really like this one actually this morning [Music] [Music] thank you stations [Music] carry over stupid man all this wrong way will they follow you they run up and down what do you find for us what if I was giving us something you're gonna find us collect my money okay thank you come on [Music] videos [Music] [Music] because I have yourself [Music] [Applause] can go to him do it [Music] [Applause] [Music] is my children thank you hey thank God they have gone they want to kill me they want to send me no sense rubbish [Music] [Music] [Music] nonsense blocking myself because I love you as my children [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm beginning to suspect you because I love you hate um the old Soldier Never Dies bellitos organos a philanthropist of international standards dies [Music] elegantus Alexander elegantum ambitious delicious yeah yeah is there anything I can do for you yes yes because I'm cooking in the kitchen elegantus you can leave that food to Born to ashes let me tell you what I saw in the British war Billy listen look just British were my shoes let me deliver my Sermon on the Mount you see the British women um they're so skinny you know so tiny that you can eat two of them in a night and still stay empty stomach that is why you called me elegantus elegant elegantus we are visitors [Applause] elegantus [Music] yes you are welcome yes how about your father yes he drove us out from the house three of you yes why because we told him yes we told him not to marry me [Music] [Music] thank you yes like this [Applause] [Music] have I not warned you to stay away from my home yes yes no hey [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] they don't have why are you starting that looking at those like Poppy because I know who you are I can't popo nonsense my friend's name is his name is belitus or kangaroo we don't care by the way what is your own name my name is Fatima 31. if you want us now I'll tell my mommy and I'll tell my dad thank you it's okay now eh yeah oh don't worry people are very hungry [Music] oh oh [Music] I missed it oh [Music] this girl huh [Music] go away from here what is the matter what are those little roses are you a thief are you a thief why do you wanna know what is not yours otherwise I'll throw both of you to death now oh yeah boom boom oh Beauty teenage me um [Applause] [Music] [Music] don't mind us where are those big headed Thomas in your house if you don't want the public to see us today go and bring out the two rocks in your house now what what have they done now what do you mean what did they do now they did many things I saw them beating my daughter and I was trying to intervene they put Sons into my eyes hey sand yes those boys attempted to murder me but the God who lives in heaven sent me from their hands this is money I spent to treat myself okay you know my name is belitus organos the son of August right I know that long time ago okay yes the boys who have come to see are my sister's Sons the sons of mbappe from ume I don't care to know who Sons those roaches are what I want is the the force of the bee life spent to treat myself for the sun they put into my eyes listen if I catch those boys I will Kingdom alive use their skin to save drums oh those guys sure have thick skin who say look yeah yeah give me my bill I'm getting well [Music] all right [Applause] how can I be in my own house and stay I want to kill myself [Music] [Applause] okay how did God bring those children into my life look at me I I I I I say my prayers every day I go to church every Sunday I give arms in the church I'm a philanthropist like my father in spite of all this God brought this children into my life [Music] those children those children I am very sure those children must have entered their mother's womb from the back stop crying then what should everybody laughing no and let go of my name is [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] six three one [Applause] [Applause] let's go and take his clothes [Applause] down here bye-bye [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] all right foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] hello really Mustang dying looking golf Kings and a lot of floods no no hold on my bike I I stopped there and I yes I left my machine there and I walked to the bush oh he can be I no no it can be my machine no [Music] please please [Applause] so that is what we're bringing it today no what's up what's up right now I'm trying to collect this back home boys yes so I'm excited to bring it thank you I wonder yeah we'll go I mean young boys you know you're the kind of people we live in this country okay yo how you get money you don't have any problems hey we used to hide a have you ever lost your money this guy thinks I come here come play I love me make I fire this man now I'll find the money [Music] you have your duty to carry out she must pay that money yeah I will not spend the money away excuse me excuse me [Music] [Applause] [Music] so that's your love story come on [Music] you must and in fact everybody is complaining about them the father just throw them out of your house instead of keeping them there I'm sure he would do that very soon it's even better because they will cause trouble in this Village won't remind stupid things [Applause] what's up [Applause] come and sit down my friend who's faults it's your fault it's your fault you don't own Soldier is impeccable if you don't know yeah you are not impeccable anything when those kids came here you almost lift up their ends what did you expect me to do they came as innocent boys I mean The Souls of my late sister yes would you expect a philanthropist of international standard like me to do maybe to drive them away no way baby they came as innocent boys you can see what's their innocence are crossing in this community okay let me tell you one day those boys do we sell this house and before you know they've thrown us out God forbid instead I will kill them with my own hands and the government will kill you and they will hang you with their government a philanthropist of international standard also Universe I'm finished I'm feeling these boys have have they have made me laughing stock in this community look look I'm going to kill them bury them and nobody we know that I kill them that is what you get from me bad lineage are you causing my family and lineage look here I'm going to kill you first before I kill those boys you can't kill me you will first of all kill yourself before you kill me idiots oh Soldier idiots yes attention proceed to be identified [Applause] proceed come on please [Music] [Applause] foreign [Applause] is that the only one you had they also say to try for my bicycle and carry me food on the ground those children it is either they kill me or I kill them [Music] Can't you stop this and continue tomorrow baby you see if I don't finish this military training now I may never have time to do it again but for goodness sake where are Aki and papa where are there those Devils I have told you I don't want to see those things I don't even want to hear the mention of their names because it makes me go mad the shorts I even wish they are dead religious where are those boys where are those boys where are those boys they must die today where are they we don't even know those boys are becoming something else you see even me I'm also looking for them to kill no need don't worry I will do the job for you I'm ready boss [Music] thank you for saving me thank you thank you for saving me thank you you see I'm Only Happy and lovely Birds happy you see I'm not going to commit the mother again there are people here who will take the responsibility for me yeah now you listen if you don't think I just can't come out of yours for me to kill I will say to your house at least you don't need to set my house I bless this house does not belong to those boys they are only visitors in my house I will find them for you okay good yes good because if you allow me to find them at myself in this community oh [Music] come to think of it that's a beautiful idea you have on Taka I'll put it right there how you have my permission Slaughter those boys for me I don't like this place oh I hear this please I can dance [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] wow [Music] [Music] [Music] let's go [Music] please [Applause] she's too lazy every time she'll probably face with these liquids and it is [Music] so how can we do it we'll see there you go okay yes because um water with paper inside it is something [Music] oh yeah um good morning [Applause] that's funny please hurry up let's go thank you this isn't this thing what is this now there's something hurting me in my face what's in you like pepper Macho [Music] again [Music] thank you come on [Music] yes look I will kill you bury you and nobody will know what about what kind of thing is this what did you say about my sister oh that my sister is an imperson it's all right we shall know who is don't you know that he's not my sister because she paid my best friend okay because she paid my brother my children should come and take it off me sorry Abby what is it yeah [Music] run away in fact in fact those boys in British house must be chased out of this community immediately did you say cheese yes they should be killed and not just the way those gods have done even in this Village if you saw what those boys did to me they were the people that always tell us to do those things yes wait to push me from my bicycle exactly and it was brought to ask you to pack in my clothes by the river exactly the devil I know it I know it that all this while he was pretending yes he was predated so it was better than made me go through that disgrace that's human how do you believe that these boys are not lying shut up shut up because our competitors will be looking for us what are you talking about this house we'll find out yes [Applause] you know everybody ready hey let me fix it you live long itude this is good please see that let me bring cooler notes what do you mean by now let's tell how we are here which are equal and we'll come next time yes uh sit down this one you said you people should not eat good I hope your wife is not dead hey um tell me why you people what brought you people songs yes oh have you people killed them is that why yeah you said no kill them they are not dead they're not dead what yeah I hope three of you did not make up your mind to come to my house and cause pains to me all right for your information I don't have songs in fact I used to have them but I don't know whether they disappeared into things but my in-law okay all right I can see that two people just resolved to come to my house and cause some pains to me you wait time you can't treat your in-laws like this anybody especially but will cause a nightmare to me it's not my luck now Christmas come you baby mommy they called me all right banana they got me a reminisce I was chasing after them and they don't put their life for me to fall down are you now face yes yes what do you mean she fell down [Music] my daughter alone I know I know what to do are we going to continue like this she still does not he has refused to give us food okay this is business start the business how are we going to steal I will stay yeah it is thieves okay how then are we going to get money now this is me pumpkin to break this is no choice see let me tell you I have I have an idea we'll go and see doctors at least she will help us and do the begging while we keep the money for her foreign [Music] mommy where's my food oh boy this story is about to do because [Music] [Applause] [Music] I refuse to answer where is Fatima's food um you did not see any food there it's exactly so what is this on your mouth hanging on your mouth should not come give us food is anything you have insisted to maintain on your life hold it oh you're running and you're running away you can run today except you won't come back to this house I am waiting for you here stupid voice stop crying go back to our village okay I'm thinking of how you can get food you're talking of going back to the house to kill us since yesterday that they stopped giving us food it's gonna go to me look over eating up to today we don't have even money to buy anything no food to eat it's better if not it I am thinking of going back to the house let's go Mr cars actually she will help us get some foods and some money yes for six years [Music] [Applause] [Music] well we're beginning this morning is because our uncle and his web have refused to give us food for every week now hey guys too so make me leave this one for us you know the Moon is not even plenty [Music] yeah yeah original [Music] all right thank you [Music] 40. 60 [Music] [Music] 5 this man can't buy anything what do we do how [Music] that's your dark music I have plenty of music [Music] thank you [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] thank you [Applause] [Applause] [Music] I'm not going to smoke anymore also I know I knew let's look for a piece of paper or anything [Music] thank you Republic yes [Applause] [Music] I want to chop it we need 100 100 naira she come from sometimes [Music] put it back [Music] good morning [Music] [Music] afternoon [Applause] [Applause] that's our friend three yeah again equipment [Music] I'm tired still look if you still have some strangers see these boys have killed me don't kill me [Music] I have days thank you [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Benedict Dominos Etc donor credit to a legendary this prayer has special prayer now Straight From Italy yes yes kill all the animals yes correct this is my special soup for you yes show you my love foreign [Music] I see I'll kill you [Music] foreign [Laughter] shut up belly tools who got an Excellence award from her new Majesty so this is where you guys are you are all working [Applause] let's go stop it oh so this is no way I can exonerate you in this I mean you don't have any excuse to give him this it was you who cooked the food and it was you who saved the food so you don't believe me hey how can I put something in the same food that we eat out of eh after all these years of marriage you don't believe me Billy and Daddy I think it's um I can't perform because I saw them yesterday when they were hovering around the kitchen I should have known that I have devils in this house and I knew them not um where are those rocks I don't know I don't know no if I catch those children I will grind them when I cut them I will grind them grind them like they will know me too I will deal with them huh foreign [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] close your eyes say your last prayers because you are going to meet your late mother now uncle uncle what Billy kill them shoot them I've told them to say their last prayers [Music] is everything [Music] there you go [Music]

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Views: 50,956,292

Keywords: nigerian movies, aki and pawpaw, nollywood movies, african movies

Id: iT9cEbh8VXA

Length: 141min 44sec (8504 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 26 2019