THE RAISIN (award-winning short film)

thank you one potato one chocolate covered raisin that's my dinner every day now the way the world works is the more potatoes you buy and the cheaper each of those potatoes is that's why I buy my potatoes 10 kilograms at a time and the problem is you have to buy 10 kilo rounds of chocolate cup of raisins it's just to balance up my hands takes about a month to recover just enough time to eat all the potatoes now I always know exactly how long it takes me to cook my potatoes exactly the same time it takes me to change my trousers so even if I don't need to change it might change them anyway so I know that's exactly how long it's going to take me to cook one hour 25 minutes but on this particular day just as I had taken my trousers off I seen this squirrel at the corner of my eye now there's only two things that I hate in this life only two Liars and squirrels so I went to get my gun now it's pretty cold outside because I didn't have my trousers on so I had to grab anything I could find shove it down my little panties just to keep warm but when I opened the door the squirrel was gone and standing in his place was a little old lady don't worry man this ain't what it looks like well it looks to me like some old man standing there pointing his gun at me with 5 000 chocolate covered raisins down his parents how do you know how many chocolate covered raisins I got in my pants I don't I'm just gassing you know I'm guessing you're alive a lion I never lied my whole entire life proved to me you ain't no liar one two three eighty-five eighty-six 87 88 413 414 415 997 998 999 1 000 1001 2 4997. 4998 [Music] four thousand nine hundred and ninety nine foreign liar I'm sorry sir I didn't mean no harm they want to come here for coming just to lie to me and to bring you back your purse start lying there I don't know just get the hell off from airport foreign [Music] I smelt my potatoes burning in the stove was hungry no more [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] five thousand [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music]

Channel: Rob Carter

Views: 1,043,089

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Length: 9min 17sec (557 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 30 2022