(upbeat music)
(camera flashing) - Are you single?
- Well, yes. - What kind of men do you like? - If they have a pulse?. I'm not picky. I love a feminine guy. I love a masculine guy. I
love a tall guy or short guy. All kinds at once. I recently found out that
the skinny guys are the ones with the-
- See, no, no. Let me tell you about that. If you have a 26 inch waist, of course your (beep) looks big. - Oh that's tea.
- You know what I mean? Like all the skinny guys have big (beep). I'm like, "No, it's
attached to a tiny body." - [Producer] Do the challenge now, Trixie. - No, no. We're talking about this now. ♪ Come speak my language ♪ - Hi, it's Trixie Mattel and
welcome back to "The Pit Stop." The show where we recap "RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars" season nine. Today we're on episode seven
and we have in the studio a blush wearing professional woman, Kandy Muse is here.
- Ah! Clap, y'all!
(crickets chirping) - They never clap.
- Wow. - On other shows, I'll
comedically be like, "Clap!" And then some sound guy's like. - Not here. (laughs)
- They do not care. They know enough people clap for us. - Well.
- Right? - For most of us. - Kandy, how is your life? - Life has been insane. I have "House of Villains" coming up. I have "Slaycation" coming up. Two TV shows in one year? Not bad. (crickets chirping) - How do you feel being on a program that is about villains? When you picked up the
phone, were you like, "Did you say villains? Me?" - Well you know what's so gaggy? 'Cause I think after
the season, I was like, "Well, I wasn't really a villain." And then when they called me
for the "House of Villains," I was like, "Well let's
just play into it." I would do "House of
Villains," "House of Bitch," "House of Sweethearts," "House of (beep)." - "House of Mormons." - Oh!
- Anything. - Also, let's hear it for the weight loss. (crowd cheers) Thank you. Let's enter the clip here of
me on "The Pit Stop" last time. This is me then, this is me now. - I'm sure the kids at home are wondering, what's the secret? - Oh mama, good diet and workout. And medication.
(Trixie laughs) - I wasn't fishing for that because I think a woman's
body is her journey and it's her privacy. - It's her temple. - Well you look amazing.
- Thank you. - But then again-
- You too, but you're skinny as (beep) too. - You know, I was recapping season 16, and I was kind of obsessed with Xunami. It's Xunami, right?
- Mm-hmm. It's also misspelled with the X. So she can't be mad about anything. - That's a good point. But then again, when I
see Muse in a last name, I'm not trying to incur
the wrath of that person. - Oh. - We've always been so good. And I always feel thankful for that because I don't wanna be
on the receiving end of- - No, the Muse wrath would never hit the Mattel Empire.
(horn honks) - Thank God.
(Kandy laughs) Well I was obsessed
with her face and makeup and I was like, "Of course
this is your sibling, auntie?" Who?
- My daughter. - Your daughter.
- She's sickening. But let me tell you,
there are photos of her when she first started
drag when I first met her, ooh, the bitch looked rough. - Her makeup is beyond.
- Mm-hmm. - [Trixie] She looks pretty (beep) great. - That's what I told her. I was like, "Look girl, you didn't win. It's fine. You looked beautiful." There are girls that leave that show, I mean listen, remember when Denali got eliminated dressed as Olivia? Ooh. Now imagine that. - Do you remember when I was eliminated dressed as a half man, half woman? (Kandy gasps) - We need to have a
conversation about that. - Roll the tapes. Actually, don't roll the tapes. Now I think love of blush is something that we all have in common. - Mm-hmm.
- Do you remember this dark period when drag
queens weren't wearing blush? - And they were looking real gray and real monotone in the face? It's like bronzer. You need it. It brings back the life in your face. Bitch, you're putting on
all this (beep) powder. - Yeah.
- To put on no blush? Girl. And see Jorgeous, she got the memo now. Have y'all seen Jorgeous' new mug? - She is blushed out.
- She looks bow. Mm-hmm. More than us. - And you wear your blush so high too. I love your blush.
- Mm. - Your makeup is one of the best up close makeups I've ever seen. - Thank you. What about right now? - It's incredible, right people? No? I'm just gassing you up so later, when we start ripping into these hoes. - Oh baby, I'm (beep) ready. - You know? Okay good.
(Kandy laughs) Now, you've done "The Pit Stop" before. Do you have an issue critiquing? - Hell no.
- You do it freelance. - I don't do it on Twitter. Well no, I do do it on Twitter. I don't tag the girls.
- I was gonna say, do you follow your Twitter?
- 'Cause here's the thing, I think it's okay to
talk (beep) on Twitter as long as you're not tagging the girls. - But the fans do that. The fans will be like, "@ so
and so, step up to the mic." I'm like, "Leave that out of this. I just said that she's crooked looking." - That's where they go
wrong. I don't hate you. I hate the drag.
- I just hate the drag. (Kandy and Trixie laugh) We just had Mistress Brooks on here and she raised the shade
like a few more steps. So we'll see if we can
maybe do that today. But Violet was here and I don't think any of
us were recovered, so. - No, listen, Violet scares me. And you know what's so crazy? If you talk to Violet outside
of the (beep) "Pit Stop," she is such a sweetheart. But then when she sits here, I'm like, "Oh baby, everyone take cover." - Everyone. She's like camera guy,
I don't like your pants. She's just reading the whole room. Now as someone who's
done "All Stars" herself, what do you think of this season? - I'm having really fun. (laughs) - She's having really fun.
- You know what, if I was on a non-elimination
season, I would've lived. Granted, I made it all the
way to the end of my season. But that pressure of not knowing
you might go home this week or not, it's (beep) scary. So being there, non-elimination, you're kind of just showing your best drag and having a good time with the challenges and on the runway. So I don't know, I would live. - I think it's fun too and it's
sort of a different strategy because on a competition,
like elimination season, we're just fighting day to day. - Uh huh.
- And these girls have to think, "All right, if
this is what I show today, what am I gonna show at the end?" - Well granted, also, listen, I would love to see a bitch cry and get her dreams crushed. It's my favorite part of the show. But it is for charity and I think that in the time of the world that we are right now, I
think it's good to give back. - Some of these bitches
are their own charity. - Clock that tea.
- Clock that tea, bitch. What charity would you
do if you were competing? - The charity of Muse and I
would give back to myself. My charity would love a $200,000 donation. - And what would you use that for? Like fine leather goods, luxury flights? - I think I would buy a house in New York. - 200K won't even get you
an apartment in New York. Do you know about the
real estate in Manhattan? - No 'cause I live in Brooklyn. - Do you have $27 million? - I'm gonna have to ask
RuPaul for that money. - I think I would go for
the people whose charities I don't get down with. - So like the ASPCA? - Isn't Vanjie animals? - I think it's because she loves her cats. - Something tells me that Vanjie's cats are probably treated very well. - Oh they are. - Many of us would have
a step up in life quality if we were Vanjie's cats. - Yeah, but imagine being owned by Vanjie. - As so many men have been. - Oh.
- Ooh. - Is Gottmik making you proud out here? - Y'all, Gottmuse is in full effect. You know that's my bitch. On season 13, she was one
of the biggest competitors that I had there. I mean, she was slaying
every single runway and now she's back on "All Stars" and it is very clear that she
is such a well-rounded artist. Every single runway has
been (kisses) impeccable. And also she's great at
every single (beep) challenge that's thrown at her. So I'm just happy to see the bitch. - She really is, she's
a good talking head. She's good energy. I mean,
she's a good performer. - RuPaul loves the bitch. I'm so sorry, Rose.
- Damn. As if she hasn't been through enough. - [Kandy] Cue the Tina Burner photo. - You know what though? Rose out of drag just gets better and better looking, so I
don't feel bad for her at all. So last week was a roast, a challenge you won, of
course, in season 13. Do people send this to you all the time? - Anytime I meet people at the club, they're like, "Can we
do the she died pose?" I'm like "Yeah, let's do
it." I think it's fun. It's either that or I hear
a lot, "Can you punch me?" Actually it happened last night. - Well we have Tamisha here in the studio. No, I'm just kidding.
(Kandy laughs) Do people also want to sit
alone in the VIP with you? - All the time. - Well this is also a
different era of Kandy. This is when you were working
in New York primarily. You were naked. I don't think people know
that you didn't wear clothing. - Or padding or anything. - Or nipple covers, you were
just naked with long hair. - Nothing's changed since then. - Yeah, we act like now you're
in a full clothing outfit. I think you should sell a
VIP service where people get to go to a little sip and
sit with you at a VIP booth. - Wait, I kind of live. - And you don't have to perform. - Bitch, being in heels, my back hurts. My lashes hurt, my eyes hurt,
my tuck, everything hurts. Be happy that I'm here. Enjoy the beauty. Take it in. - You are kind of a
semi-professional roaster both on "Drag Race" and on Twitter. What makes a great roaster? - Go for the jugular in a way that it's not mean. It cuts deep but not too too deep, where it's gonna be like, "Damn, bitch." Like Utica, when she was
calling Loni Love a whale. To me, it's just about having great timing and not taking it too serious. It's a roast. Call a
bitch ugly, who cares? - And it's also like, don't
worry about being mean. Worry about it being funny, - Funny.
- Because then who cares if it was mean? It's also really iconic when people are horrible at roasting. - Oh. I love.
- So just commit to that. - [Kandy] Oh, bomb it. - Let's get this roast a cooking. - Let's get this roast a cooking! - So the top two of the roast
were Plastique and Angeria. Angeria won the lip sync and chose to cut off Roxxxy once again. What do you think of this little rivalry we're seeing between Roxxxy and Angeria? - I'm living! At this point,
listen, no one's going home. So I need the girls to fight. I want someone to punch
each other already. I think that'd be hilarious. You know anytime there's
a little bit of shade with a drag queen, even if they're joking, bitch, there is some truth to it and you are in your
feelings and it is okay. Now hit the bitch. - In a game of anyone could
snip anyone for any reason, I want you to snip who you want to snip and I want you to tell us why. - No girl, I'd be hella (beep)
upset if a girl snipped me. Girl, why me? Go somewhere else. - They're kind of snipping in
retaliation too, I don't know. - Well see, I live for the petty part. You're gonna get me, I'm gonna get you, and you're gonna get me
again for getting you, and I'm gonna get you again
for getting me for getting you. And that's just the way
the cookie crumbles. (Trixie laughs)
Or rather, that's just the way the scissor snips. - I would come by with real scissors and cut up their human wigs
and be like, "Well, sorry sis." - You know what I would do? I would snip the bitch win no badges. Eat that one. You don't have one this week and you're not gonna have one next week. Clock that tea. (laughs) Or on purpose, I would
do it to my good Judy. I'll be like, "Girl, it's a game. Just." - Is everything okay? - Oh, no straws. Thank you. Oh, paper straws. Clock that tea. - [Trixie] Plastique is the front runner that has kind of gone unsnipped. - The other girls are sleeping on the fact that she is the front runner. - I don't know, on "All Stars" season, Plastique is somehow doing a great job but not becoming the target. 'Cause that's the hard
thing on "All Stars." Once you start winning too
much, people gun for you. - Either that or once you
start plotting too much, everything blows up and then
now you're either the target 'cause you're the front runner or you're the target 'cause
you're doing sneaky (beep). - Listen, I won "All Stars"
by being medium good. (Kandy laughs) Do you think Plastique
will win a lip sync? I mean, she's not exactly
syncing her lips to the song. - I think it is important in the lip sync to know your words. - And I hate, as like a viewer, at your little gay bar drinking
your pink lemonade serve and you're like, "Ugh, she
doesn't know the words." I just watched 90 minutes of television for kind of a half
cocked battle at the end. I want them both to
know every goddamn word. - There was a little part in
the lip sync between Roxxxy and Plastique where
Roxxxy fully turned around for like a full verse and
I was like, "Oh, okay." - I know. I feel like the more words,
then I have something to do. - If you're a great performer,
you have anything to do. Clock that tea. - [Trixie] What do you
think about Plastique's thought process when it came
to deciding who to block? Remember, Plastique is like, "Well I think you guys should block not the person with the most wins." And everyone's like. - Everyone's like,
"Girl, we see your tea." In that moment, when you know
you are the front runner, bitch, come up with
anything out of your ass and see if the girls buy it. If you throw it to the
wall, see what sticks. Am I, am I not?
- Totally. I actually really respect the hustle of her being like, "Why don't
I just make some (beep) up?" The rest of them were looking at her like, "You know this doesn't make sense." - Mm-hmm, bitch, if I get that scissor, that scissor is going right up your ass. - I know, I'm gonna take that ponytail and clip it into a tiny
little nasty volleyball bun. - And you know what? She would
still look soft and feminine. - She sure would because
that's my body double and face double really. - If you squint in a dark room. (crickets chirping) - Do you think Miss Nina is miffed that she did not win a comedy challenge? - I think she's cracked. If you're a comedy queen and you (beep) up the comedy challenge, you're gonna be face cracked. You walked in here and
said you do this well. (Trixie laughs) You lied. - I feel for her because
she's like, "Damn, if I can't get the comedy win, I can't exactly rely on
my runway to get the win." So I get it.
- So far, no shade, I have not been
living for the runways but it all comes down to
taste level, you know? And maybe her taste is not for me to get. (Trixie laughs) - Shut the (beep) up. So Ru enters and announces the Fruity Patootie mini challenge. Sometimes these mini challenges, I'm like RuPaul woke up,
got off the Peloton bike, slammed a cold brew, and was
like, "Let's just be wild." - Baby, on season 13, she
had us dressed as babies (Trixie laughs)
and dancing in diapers. - I know.
- This woman loves her job. She gets to show up to work and see these girls put (beep)
fruits between their legs and run up and down the rows. - And she loves it.
- Oh, she lives. - They have to transfer fruit with their between me down there. I've had it called my what's gone sour. What do you think? - About what they call
your between me down there? - No, I was thinking
more about the question. What do you think of this
challenge? How would you do? - I think I would do exceptionally great. - Do you think everything
would kind of fall out because everything down
there is so blown out? - No, anyone knows me
knows I have a tight, gorilla grip (beep). (Trixie laughs) - I think it's one of those things that looks easier than it is. - But I don't think a lot of
these girls get play a lot so they don't have that, the grip. - [Trixie] I don't know,
Bruno was pretty effective, but Bruno's really jamming
that thing up there. - Wouldn't you live though?
Bruno's (beep) fine. - I talk a big game but I
get really like sheepish about things like that. - Oh see, I would've been like, "Wait, can I put on a skirt?" - When you put the (beep) avocado up there and you'd be like, "Ah! And just, yep. And then we find it days later and it's matured into a fully blown child. - Uh huh.
- Nina West wins, securing immunity from getting snipped. Not a bad prize. - [Kandy] Bitch, I live. - Now you get to go do the maxi challenge without fear in your heart. Sucks for Nina though because we find out
it's a comedy challenge. She's like, "Well now
I don't want immunity on a week where I probably won't need it." (beep) And it's also good that Nina won because she ruined her white pants. (beep) - [Kandy] And she had to
stay in them stained paints all day.
- It was smashed fruits. - Would you have gagged
if she turned around and it was all brown? - Honey, what if she pissed
her pants and she was like, "Uh, the fruit. Isn't that funny, Ru?" Maybe she could get a Tide endorsement. - For those white pants.
- Yeah. Ru announces that for the maxi challenge, the Queens will be performing
in the camp short film, "Meeting in the Ladies Room," where they will be actessing, nope. They will be actressing opposite Ruple. What do you think about that? - Ah, I live! And it's nerve wracking because
bitch, this is the woman who invented drag sitting in front of you. - Invented, I don't think
people, Kandy, realize, she invented the art form we're doing. - Literally
- Any moment in front of her is a moment to convince her that you're the champion. RuPaul wants you to do well.
- Yeah. - You can blame the wig
or the edit or RuPaul or the script or the music or whatever, you flopped and you let
yourself down as a drag queen. We know that.
- Yeah. - And we hate to admit it. - My goal is to always
just make RuPaul laugh. This is the host of the show. She has the final say, the final word. If she likes you enough,
she'll bring you back 50 more seasons. I thrive next to her. Oh. - When I love someone too
much, I become like a statue. - Yeah.
- Like her, Dolly Parton. Like there's people that I
think I just would shut down. It'd be like if I met Tyra
'cause I'm more of a model. (crickets chirping) - Wait, hold on. My tuck is on fire. - Oh, everything is on fire. Give me one second.
- Oh real quick. One second. (Trixie and Kandy moaning) Sorry, y'all.
- I just throw up. Could you imagine?
(Kandy laughs) My (beep) and balls. Oh my God. That's right boys. - Your tucking panties!
- Ooh. - Ah! Ooh, girl.
- Shut up. - The (beep).
(Trixie laughs) - [Trixie] Who from this
cast would you have guessed would do well in this challenge? - I think Nina West, 'cause she's been on
Broadway with "Hairspray." I think Shannel because she's so campy,
over the top, and Vegas and I think this is what
this challenge calls for. - Shannel does feel built for this. Like Shannel, you do this
every time you walk the runway. - No literally. And then Angeria as well. Her face has so much personality. On season 14, she was really (beep) good at the acting challenges. - That almost could be a read. Girl, your face has personality. (Kandy laughs)
Girl, your face has some personality. - Ooh girl.
- Do you have a tooth gem? - Yeah. I have three. Does it shine? - We'll add it in post, like super bright. It's funny when these drag
queens behind the scenes can act like the biggest
bitch in the world. And then RuPaul says action and they're like, "What do I do?" - Uh huh.
- It's like girl, act like you did in the (beep) van. How about that?
(Kandy laughs) So all the Queens get paired with different camp classic movies. Do you have a favorite campy movie? - "Titanic." - You think "Titanic" is campy? - Do you know how campy it
is that Rose didn't move over and let Jack onto the (beep) door? (crickets chirping) - [Trixie] What movie would
you have wanted from these? - [Kandy] "Showgirls" or Joan Crawford. - Yeah, like "Mommy Dearest." - Down.
- Because I love that, like, "Why did you adopt me?" scene. - You can really take that and go in and be so campy and over the top, especially 'cause most of
these films, not most of them, but, actually I don't know
where I was going with that. I think I'd do great. - I love "Jawbreaker." - "Jawbreaker," that's
the one with the shark? - Did you say a shark?
- Oh no, I'm sorry, that's "Jaws." My bad. I know "Jawbreaker." - I'm ready for the mashup movie
of "Jaws" and "Jawbreaker." High school girls who actually
kill their best friends and there's a shark trying to kill them. (Trixie laughs) "Clueless" is kind of campy.
That's one of my faves. - "Dreamgirls" is campy. - Yeah, "Dreamgirls" is campy.
- Turn the wigs around. - Turn the wigs around, Deena. I say that (beep) all the time. Gottmik started the season super strong and feeling very emotional from last week. As someone who knows Gottmik well, is it easy to go through
all kinds of emotions while you compete?
- On "Drag Race," you're away from your friends and family and you're in a competitive mode and you want to do your best and sometimes you don't do your best. It's really about not
getting in your head. That (indistinct) happen too, girl. - RuPaul says it too. 'Cause if you start that spiral, it's over.
- Girl, it's done. - I cry on "Drag Race" every day. Sometimes happy, sometimes sad. Sometimes when someone else cries, I cry. I'm always crying.
- It is very tense, and especially-
- 'Cause some people are always fighting - That fight, the one with Tamisha, they got 13, the Emmy Award for Outstanding Unscripted Reality Series. Clock that tea.
(Trixie laughs) - Shannel's style out of drag, every time I see it, I go, "Let me guess, this person's from Vegas." Speaking of Shannel, we're reminded that she has no badges still. - I'm not shocked. In a competition, if you want to win, you
have to be the best. It's not that you're terrible, but there are six other queens
that are better than you and that leaves you in the last place as far as the ranking. Yes, it's been 15 years since
Shannel's been on "Drag Race" and everything's evolved and it's changed. But I don't think that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. - And I think it was actually
very encouraging later when we see RuPaul be like, "Shannel, you're one of the famous
drag queens in the world. Act like it." - Is Shannel really one of the most famous drag
queens in the world? (Trixie laughs) - Well yes. Well. (laughs) - I'm just saying. - That is the funniest
thing I've ever heard of on the (beep) "Pit Stop." Ooh, that really got me together. - No, I live for Shannel. Truly as a viewer, what I want to see is
season one Shannel crack. - That's what everyone's been saying. - Because it makes
great (beep) television. - Shannel could get to the
point where she's like, "If you guys don't start giving me badges, I'm going back to my Christmas house." - Yeah.
- I'm getting outta here. I mean, I stan Shannel. I don't think she's ever
hit the runway this season without me going, "The makeup." - No. Her mug is impeccable.
- Untouchable. - Does my lip still look good on camera? Hmm. The eyeliner's creasing? I thought this was a no crease eyeliner. - Okay, let's actually talk about "Meeting in the Ladies Room." Who stood out to you, if
you were the judge, Kandy, as the strongest? - [Kandy] Plastique surprised me. - I'm not asking who surprised you. I'm saying who did the best? - [Kandy] Nina kind of ate that up. Gottmik, Plastique, Angeria. - Plastique was good even if we weren't
having low expectations. - Yeah.
- She was just good. - She was good.
- And I mean a scene to come out and tell RuPaul in the scene that you're taking over "Drag Race," It do take nerve.
- It do take nerve. - And she kind of slayed it.
- She was good. Yeah, Angeria, Plastique, Nina, Gottmik. (crickets chirping) - When Nina comes out for
a challenge like that, from the first line, you go, "Oh right, this is a professional actor." This isn't even hard for Nina. When she hit the ground yelling,
it's like, go off, bitch. - I mean she did "Hairspray." All the girls looked
incredible in this challenge. - Some of 'em I was like, "Why don't you bring this to the runway?" - Hello. Clock that tea. - [Trixie] Have you ever
done a slap take with RuPaul? - No.
- Can I tell a slap story? I don't know what I was doing with RuPaul. We were rehearsing and she's looking at me and she goes, "I think
we should add a slap." And it was almost like something about me brought out the idea to
slap me and I was like, "Okay, sure." And she took that hand that's the size of a (beep) Manila folder, and she goes, wah! And she broke my jaw. I made that end up a little
bit, but she did fake slap me. And being fake slapped
by RuPaul is something to take to your grave. It's like, "Ah!"
- I live. - You wanna do a slap take with me? - Sure.
- Which way would you prefer me to slap you? See, I'm so polite. - This way.
- Okay. - Hey, you! Get your
goddamn hands off her. - Ah!
(dramatic music) You (beep) man in a wig. - Oh, ah! It's two wigs and I will
be calling my attorney. Next up, the runway category
is Widow Weep for Me. What would you wear if you
had a husband and he died? Bitch, he died. - Bitch, he died. - What would you wear to the funeral? - This. When one door closes, another one opens, and his friends are bound
to go to that funeral and you never know, bitch, his friend's gonna be
like, "You know what? Now that he's gone, it
could be you and I." - I was gonna say, I think
we know which doors are about to open in that sense. - The gorilla group (beep). - It makes it seem like
they can get in there and they can never leave. - That's the plan. - Oh God, you gotta marry rich. I really see that for you. - I have to because I'm
tired of being the provider. - I like being the breadwinner. - I love it, until the man isn't, and then you're like, "Oh my god girl, I can't keep paying for dinner. Enough, we have to split this bill 50/50." - I feel like I'm proof that
you can be the trophy wife and the breadwinner. (crickets chirping) - I'm not picky, so I
would get with an old man, and I would love that old man. - What's the oldest you would date? - There's no limit. - I love that openness. I feel like gay people get
so like, "This is my type." I'm like, "Well bitch, you've
been single for 12 years." (Kandy laughs) So first up we have Nina West. Kandy, what do you think? - [Kandy] The bitch looks good tonight. I could have done without
the top layer of the reveal. - Yeah.
- But the bottom, the white, oh my God, the shape and oh everything's so good. - If she just turned onto
the runway in this white look with a candelabra, like a prop. I would've really bought it.
- Ooh. - This is the best Nina runway this season.
- It's the best she's ever looked.
- So let's give credit where it's due. - She ate. You ate that, Nina. - [Trixie] Next up, we
have Roxxxy Andrews. - I love.
- Yeah, I love this outfit. - [Kandy] I'm obsessed with weddings and so I love how Roxxxy
did the whole little like, wedding dress thing. - I did love the wedding spin on it. I was like, "Oh, I love, we just got married and
he died that night." Because I would've interpreted
as, I'm the killer. Once I got the ring and I got the deed to
the house, I killed him. Or maybe push a stretcher down that runway with a skeleton on it. - Oh my God. That's the one. - I was gonna say, maybe
I could be the old man, but I would look like
that guy from Six Flags. - [Kandy] I would've put
more blood on the dress. Because I think if you're
killing someone with an ax, blood is about to get everywhere. - And how would you know that? There's been a lot of
rich men going missing in the Brooklyn area. Hmm. - Oh yeah, the ax is a little bit too- - [Trixie] The ax is a little bit, it's a little bit-
- Tiny. - [Trixie] It's a little
bit CVS Halloween section. The hair would've been a
little more proportional if it was a little bigger. - A little bigger. Yeah.
- Yeah. - [Kandy] And the face
is my favorite mug on her this entire season. - She really is a makeup chameleon. But when she does these kind
of classic beauty looks, you're like, "God, Roxxxy is beautiful." - Mm-hmm.
- Up next, we have Angeria Paris VanMichaels. - I love.
- Her web connects them all. - All webs lead back to
Angeria Paris VanMichaels. She looks (beep) stunning. Maybe her best look this season - I have an issue with hairs like this. - I was just gonna say that.
- But not in this. - And it's an urn.
- It is. - It's an urn.
- She earned it. - She, oh, you earned that. - [Trixie] That runway
lighting was made for her face. Love the black dress. I
think it's a great look. - [Kandy] The details, the
everything. Ugh, so good. - [Trixie] Up next we
have Plastique Tiara. - [Kandy] This is just impeccable. It's so clean. It's her culture. It's beautifully done,
the print, the colors, the hair, the makeup. She has this way of doing her makeup still looking beautiful
but trying new things. - [Trixie] Yes! You really
still see Plastique. But the makeup is different every time. - Every time. She is (beep) stunning. - [Trixie] I'm used to this
from Plastique where like, "Okay, I'm gonna learn
something about Vietnam today." - Which is the great thing
about when girls do outfits that represent their culture, 'cause you learn a little bit
about where they come from and how things are different from here. - [Trixie] I think this is really pretty and it kind of makes you think, "Why do we have to wear
black at funerals?" - Oh baby, at my funeral, I
want everyone dressed down to the nines.
- Yeah. I want pink. Everyone in pink. - That (beep) tea. - Yeah, right before they start my body on fire.
- What shade of pink? - Like a magenta. Because baby pinks I think are
not flattering on everyone. (crickets chirping) And you know they're gonna
be so sad that I'm gone and that drag kind of ends with me. (crickets chirping) Up next we have Shannel.
- I gasped when she walked out.
- Theater. Theater. - So good
- Coming out, drying the tears, I
knew this was a reveal, and I was excited about
what was gonna be under. - Yeah.
- I was like, "Oh, it's a morning cloak. She's at the graveyard." - [Kandy] It is kind of a
Maria Antoinette ish look, which we've seen a million and
one of those on "Drag Race." But I can forgive, bitch, because it is her best look this season. - She kind of tore. That makeup is incredible.
- The makeup! - Incredible.
- She ate. She's a Vegas girl, you know she paints for the Vegas lights. - That face poking
through that black cloak, it just draws you in. Oh it would've been fun to do something like, "My
husband just exploded or died," and you're just like a
housewife covered in blood, screaming the whole runway. - Ooh.
- Like what if he just died? This is like widow, a week later, crying. - Right.
- What if he died right before you walked down the runway? - That would be sickening. What if he died on the runway? (crickets chirping) - She died doing what she loved. Up next we have Jorgeous. - Oh.
- Honey, can I just be honest? - Go ahead.
- I love her. I was like, "Damn, you really got that little meet and greet outfit here." - Girl, I know Jorgeous
looked at her closet and said, "This is the
last category I have to get ready for the show. Throw anything there."
- Just get the red dress. - [Kandy] I mean it's a beautiful dress. - It is. It really is.
- It's a beautiful dress. I just don't see widow. Girl, you're going from a black robe to a (beep) red cocktail dress. She looks like the little dancing emoji. - Yeah. Oh my God, she does. It was like office lady, kind of. And the second look like, okay, and then costume Jessica Rabbit, okay. I thought it was just conceptually
a little, a stretching. She's reaching, your honor. - Reaching.
- Christina Ricci. Up next we have Gottmik. - Oh!
- Baby. - [Kandy] When this came
out, I was just like, "Well of course." Plastique and Gottmik
have done their homework. They came to show the girls how it's done. This outfit to me is just
quintessential Gottmik. It's everything.
- She said it's all individual latex.
- Uh huh. - I mean, the person who
made this must have been burning the candle at both ends. - What does that mean? - Okay, well we can just move on. - I don't know what that means. But I think she looks (beep) incredible. - [Trixie] She really does, I
mean, I'm not gonna sit here and wax poetic about it, but the silhouette's
perfect, the hair's perfect. - [Kandy] The silhouette.
It's very Gaga like. - She burned it. (crickets chirping)
Burned the runway. I love her white face. But when she does flesh tone, you're like, "Wow, she really is also
quite a natural beauty." - No, she's like-
- She does theatrical but then you're like, "Wow, she really could be Miss
America if she wanted to." - [Kandy] Like her and
that platinum blonde hair the last week episode. - Yeah.
- She's everything, with that face. And I'm also a little
biased. I'm not sorry. - I almost feel bored of myself thinking her runways
are the best every week. Like I'm bored of myself loving it.
- When it's right, it's right. - And finally we have Miss Vanessa Vanjie. Girl.
- Ate it. - And also storyline wise, this is what Jorgeous was doing with better execution.
- 100%. Like with the little umbrella.
- "Oh he died, bitch, but now I'm slutty." - The detail, the body, the jewelry, that (beep) hair.
- The updo. - [Kandy] The amount of
foxtails that bitch has on. - Yeah.
- Clock that tea. - [Trixie] This is maybe
my favorite Vanjie look of this season. She looks rich.
- Oh, she looks good. And that ass, I mean, girl,
she looks (beep) incredible. - [Trixie] I think she
looks like a pop star. - [Kandy] Very Christina Aguilera. - Who had your favorite look, Kandy Muse? - [Kandy] Gottmik and Vanjie. - I'm honestly gonna say
the exact same thing. (crickets chirping) - But with a side of Shannel. I gasped when she walked
out, I was just like (gasps). - [Trixie] My side of
is going to be Angeria. I love that look. I think this is her
best look of the season. - Yeah.
- After judges' critique, we find out the top two queens of the week are Nina West and
Angeria Paris VanMichaels. - I think they were the
best in the challenge. They were (beep) amazing. Nina showed what Nina does
outside of "Drag Race" and why she does it very well. Angeria, again, she's just so comical. Her face really reads every emotion. And I mean that in the best way possible. Something about her is so endearing and so funny when she
doesn't try to be funny. - Angeria was finding ways to make even unscripted things funny. The way she was waiting for RuPaul, the way she like, her little mannerisms. - [Kandy] When she walked
away and looked at RuPaul, I gasped.
- Yes. Did you get the sense that her and RuPaul, they kind of linked up, they're a good comedy duo.
- Oh, RuPaul lives for her. - Yeah, it was fierce. So Nina and Angeria lip sync to "Lovergirl" by Teena Marie. - You know that song?
- I love that song. - It's classic music but
it's so nasty and gay. When they play it like CVS, you're like, "Damn bitch,
it's 12:00 PM on a Sunday." - [Kandy] Everything. I love that song. - [Trixie] Yeah, it's really good. Great lip sync song too. Lots of words. Lots of vocal (beep). - Angeria is feeling the song. The song is upbeat. It's a good time. It's a fun song. She's feeling her fantasy,
going up and down the stage, just having a good time on the floor. Just giving to the judges. Nina's doing her thing,
her campy little things. I don't think it necessarily
worked for this song. I also don't think that Nina's style of lip sync is my favorite to watch. - My first thought was, "Damn, I bet Angeria has
done this song before." - Oh.
- I was like, "This is an Angeria song."
- Mm-hmm. - [Trixie] But Nina I think
actually held her own. It's not like she stood there and flopped.
- No, Nina was good. She did what she had to do. - [Trixie] Angeria wins
once again. Do you agree? - I agree 100%.
- Angeria's amazing. We had her on "The Pit Stop" and I fell in love with her. I was like, "Oh my God, she's so good." - [Kandy] When I lip synced
against her on "All Stars" eight for the lip sync assassin,
she put up a good fight. - Yeah, and because Nina
didn't need her immunity, the Trevor Project still gets $2,500. (Trixie and Kandy clap) - Girl, thank God, 'cause it
was getting a little lonely in that charity. (crickets chirping) - I mean all these people
have great charities. - Yeah.
- The Trevor Project, especially, I mean that's some
lifesaving things they do. - Yeah.
- Some people in the world, being gay is not easy. I would love to live in a
world where we don't need it. So we see Angeria deciding
who she's gonna snip, Kandy. And I love her bee lining straight to Roxxxy and going, "Nevermind." - Yeah.
(Trixie laughs) I live.
- It was so (beep) up. I love when they snip, but
I love the moments up to it. I love when they walk by going like- - So dramatic.
- You did say that (beep) to me the other day. They're like, "Hmm, well, you
have three wins, don't you?" And the girl's like,
"No!" I love that moment. So after mentioning that
Plastique is the obvious choice, she chooses instead to seek
revenge and cut off Gottmik. - [Kandy] I don't
understand. I don't get it. - Random.
- Why? - [Trixie] And Plastique is over here with three wins like, "Okay."
- She was like, "Bye girl." Plastique clearly fooled y'all. Her little plan worked, telling y'all, you know, cut the other girls. Well, good for Plastique though. - You know the rest of 'em are like, "If you block Plastique, we
all get more of a chance." - [Kandy] Because if she wins
next week, she'll have four, and a girl that has zero,
it's gonna be hard to catch up to a girl that has four badges. - Plastique might have the most wins, but Gottmik has flopped zero. - That is very true. That decision was dumb. It was almost as dumb as me
not picking Jimbo's lipstick on "All Stars" eight to go home. - Yeah, why didn't you do
that? You would've won. Do you think about that? - Every (beep) day it haunts me. Every day, I'm like, (beep). - Maybe you can go back and do it again. - I would like to at some point be crowned the "Drag Race" winner. - It's nice. - I'm gonna take one second real quick just to.
- I know. Oh God. Oh.
- Sorry y'all. This my (beep). Oh my God. Oh my God, girl. - [Trixie] My (beep) balls
look like an Uncrustable. - An Uncrustable is crazy.
- They stick. It's horrible. I'm never having kids. - And you know what,
people don't realize how dangerous (beep) is too. Your little balls can get twisted and then you have to get
them surgically removed. - And then you're a widow. Kandy Muse, we're past the halfway point. Who do you think could snatch the crown? - [Kandy] Gottmik. - [Trixie] I think that's
a great prediction. - Do you want me to
give you the top three? - Sure.
- I'm gonna say Gottmik, Angeria, and Plastique. Angeria's been doing really good. - Girl, Angeria really eats. She might be my favorite of the season. - And that's what you want, a girl to come back to "All Stars" and (beep) dominate. - Kandy Muse, thank you so
much for being here today. You know I'm obsessed with you. - No, I'm obsessed with you. (crickets chirping) You guys don't even understand. Every time I'm drunk, I'm always sending Trixie text messages that make absolutely no sense. - I didn't know you had my number. And thank you all for
watching "The Pit Stop." Join us next week right here on the "RuPaul's Drag
Race" YouTube channel for episode eight of season nine of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars." Goodbye.
- Bye! ♪ Come speak my language ♪ - Do you use women's bathrooms in drag? - I use women's.
- I use women's too. - Women's. You have to. - I don't spend a lot
of time in bathrooms. Ask Morphine if I'm exactly
chatty in there, you know, I'm not exactly spreading
the love in the bathroom. I like to get in and out. I'm very private in a bathroom. Something I don't love about women's room is the camaraderie. It's a lot of this. (knocking) "I really have to." That's the worst when
you actually have to pee and there's a (beep) queue line with everyone just with their house keys. - I have- (laughs)
- And I'm like, I have to pee. I don't care if you stand on the toilet and do drugs while I
pee, but I have to pee. - I don't know anything about that. - Or when you're in drag and
it's a fan in the bathroom and you have to pee and
they're trying to act normal but their eyes are like pinwheels. And then you know, you
pull down your tights and you sit down and take
a huge (beep) at the club. (Kandy laughs)
And that fan knows now. (Kandy laughs) That fan's name was Morphine. (Kandy laughs)
