The Pink Panther Compilation: Best of Inspector Dreyfus & Clouseau | MGM

mr dreyfuss oh mr a catastrophe we've just had a report of a shooting at the chateau de la tier blanche so palo alto the millionaire yes that is a catastrophe oh no i mean it's not so much the shooting that is a catastrophe no no you see when the report came in there were a few details just that someone had been shot in the address i didn't until a few moments ago realized that it was the home of the millionaire ballot so so i made a terrible mistake who did you assign to the case cluezo oh my god [Music] you are off the gumbrelli case and you will report for duty to the department of records husband of records imagine it tomorrow morning or you can forget your pension but that is not fair i was only doing my duty and i'm right you will see maria gambrelli is not a murderer i hope there is something personal in this yes deeply personal i hate you every little bit of you now get out you want me to leave you are making a terrible mistake if maria gambrelli is not a murderer and i say she is not you are sending an innocent girl to the guillotine excuse me francoise [Music] maria cambrelli did not kill those four people which four people the last four people someone else killed those poor people i was with her all the time and whoever he is he is the same man who killed the first fought people a doorman cossack he said innocent bystanders the murderer was after me fortunately he missed fortunately it's not the worst nevertheless it proves that my theory is correct you see because of some misguided loyalty maria gambrelli will not divulge the name of her former love and that man is so jealous he will kill rather than lose her are you saying that this man the man maria gombrelli is protecting her former lover killed eight people because he was jealous insanely jealous so jealousy made it look like maria cambrelli was the murderer he's a madman a psychotic what about the maid the mate was he jealous of her too he strangled her it's possible that his intended victim was a man and he made a mistake a mistake in a nudist camp nobody's first idiot commissioner lunatic i will have your murderer for you by tonight what i have a plan what sort of plan a plan that cannot possibly fail [Music] the the bomb it was meant for you what do you mean it was meant for me commissioner dorman two customers on the cossack and now six more innocent people they were all murderers except maurice who was a blackmailer commissioner compared with you they were all saints commissioner please what are you doing i hate you kluso commissioner please i hate you commissioner what are you doing to me get going baby commissioner let's go my leg yes thank you commissioner foreign [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] please [Applause] [Applause] uh oh a kiss of life pervert dirty old men please there is no need to thank me thank you for saving your life someone i was hit on the head yes you have arrested the burn upon the head bimp what you said bim yes i knew that it is a large bump you could receive the concussion from such a bent allow me to assist you no i'm all right i'm fine never better just a little a little shaky by the way uh sergeant chevalier sends you his kind regards oh sergeant chevalier good old sergeant how is he anyway well you know there are leaders and there are followers hmm and i'm afraid that sergeant chevalier will always be a follower yeah oh yes and you my friend cluso a leader huh always a leader onwards and upwards to the top hmm it is my karma what my destiny oh yes yes a few more yells on the force and i might even be persuaded to run for the public office you can count on my vote and you my friend can count on me to do everything in my power to get you out of this plaza oh yes i know how you feel my head well are you all right former chief inspector yes yes i'm perfectly all right see one moment and i will have you extracted i'm fine i am perfect every day and in every way i'm getting better and better somewhere over the rainbow i'm afraid that this is just not your day my friend but it is my day it is my friend after three long terrible years it is at last my day i will not permit repeat not permit anything repeat anything to spoil it now i will walk you to the gate and i will kiss you goodbye and you will drive off in your new car which should rightfully be mine and then i will have my interview with a sanity commission and they will set me free and then i will kill you [Music] is i've got to kill him [Music] this is chief inspector cluzelle who is speaking my name my name is dougal claude i have the honor to be chairman of the jacluzzo presentation committee a presentation committee to me for what purpose may i ask for what purpose you ask how modest of you the purpose is to honor one of the city's most dedicated brave and selfless public servants you are most demonstrated yes i must admit i've often wondered considering my years on the fourth of my numerous accomplishments where recognition was not both coming earlier absolutely right nine years faithful service at the center you had as much as a single decoration in all that time that is quite correct however as you are made up aware i have recently received an important commission really i have a lot less than lunatic reference as chief inspector i know i'm sure paris sleeps the most safely because of the change you are very missed can but i can assure you when it comes to matters of giving the tears i'm always on my tears chief inspector the one lemon please can't you see that i'm on the field [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] 90 days comprehensive thank you psychiatric examination hey hey so your car is at the entrance inspector ladies and gentlemen honored guests dear friends we are gathered here to say goodbye to a uh a great man [Music] not only was he a model police officer a brilliant detective admired and respected by his fellow officers and all those who were fortunate enough enough enough to know him he was above all else a modest man [Music] his kind will not pass this way again and our loss is surely heaven's game fire fire fire um [Music] you

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Length: 15min 34sec (934 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 01 2022