The Past Was The Worst – History’s Most Horrible Inventions and Medications

i'll tell you what i want what i really really want [Music] hello everybody welcome back to another episode of business blaze this one is brought to you by the legends over at magellan tv oh yes our friends over at magellan have been kind enough to sponsor this episode and they'd like me to tell you a thing or two about their fine service magellan tv is basically it's a streaming service it's like you know i don't know if i normally they say don't name competitors but i don't know if the big one that begins with an n is a competitor because i mean they've got documentaries and stuff but it's like you know it's mostly i don't wanna i don't wanna like rag on it but there's some truly awful reality tv that is made by and broadcast on the network the the network the the streaming service the big n look magellan tv though they're not like that they're a street while they are like that but they're also different and better for big brains um this is off the wall already but basically it's 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it looks at like the everyday lives of romans the citizens i think it's like three or four episodes they're each quite long and it like just looks at the lives of different romans and what it was like and uh you'll be like glad it's the present to be honest i mean interesting but glad it's the present all right now you guys can get a one month free trial by clicking on the link in the description below it's content for days and days so let magellan hook you up you'll be glad that you did like i say there's a link below one month free trial this episode is the past was the worst uh it's a catchphrase that i really enjoy it comes up often on this channel people are like oh man i wish it was the past the vast was the best carefree no phones everyone just living in the moment having a great time and then it's like bro if you actually think that you have no idea what the past is or what it was like as horrible it's almost always objectively worse than today yes there's plenty of problems that society faces but all of those problems were almost always worse in the past i mean you might think 2018 was nice no kobet but other than the more immediate that goes on in the present day like oh wow there was a big terrorist attack that day probably worse than the past but generally speaking generally speaking the future is better we should all be living here and enjoying it and honestly you should be sad that you're not born 50 years from now because it's almost certainly going to be better and people watching in 50 years hello i hope my prediction was accurate and that the world has indented the ai hasn't taken over 75 years later why am i just on my own rant here i've actually been prepared a script from danny thank you danny i'm gonna read it sam is gonna sprinkle in some fine vintage memes because that's what we do here on the blaze this is the way this is the way this is the way let's jump in i have a recurring dream oh it's got a subtitle history's most horrible inventions and medications danny if you mention cocaine if you mention cocaine being horrible be like can you believe it simon in the past they used to put cocaine and heroin in drinks and you could just go to the pharmacy and buy them i'd be like daddy that is not horrible that is one case where the past was objectively much better because who doesn't love a heroin cocaine drink who doesn't i have a recurring dream that a lifelong friend and i finally figure out how to build a time machine and we travel back to our childhood days in rotherham a more innocent time when the air tasted of honey and porridge because there's a big factory nearby it's like if if the air tastes of honey and porridge it's like i used to go there was this part of london where i used to go to occasionally and there was a giant biscuit factory there and it always smelled of biscuits that's nice i mean i wouldn't want to live here like living above a kfc it's like yeah yeah great for about five minutes and then you're like is my life just gonna be scented with kfc from now on oh please no our main plan is to stock up on all the vintage delicacies that you can't buy anymore today because the manufacturers were out of business or the products were deemed too unhealthy or everyone just got a bit bored of them if i went back in time my first priority be like there's going to be a company called amazon purchase that stock around 1999 and purchase a lot of it also bitcoin or something we wanted to track down long forgotten luxuries such as bits of pizza crisps bottles of panda pops oh my god i remember panda pops holy sh we used to get those when we used to go on school trips like you'd go on a trip somewhere with your school and they'd give you a packed lunch and it was panda pops i think i'm pretty sure yeah yeah i'm like why can't we just have coke what it's like panda pops cola okay and it's like what is wrong with coke it's probably like 4p more expensive and it's not like you're giving us this for free i'm sure my parents are getting a bill for that why can't we have coca-cola live the dream turkey twizzlers he-man jellies vanilla ice cream flavored monster munch that sounds horrific actually and i scrapped that last one they tasted a bit like crunchy sick we figured we can come back with a whole hamper full of stuff because everything was so cheap back then but we run into a spot of bother with the shopkeeper and he tells us to get on bikes because he doesn't recognize any of our funny modern currency we should have thought about that in the planning stage yeah you gotta find some weird old current i remember i think maybe i've told this story before i was working a shop some canadian guy comes in and he gives me like a twenty pound nine night bro what is this attention canada get real money don't know what board game this came from but it's a joke and he's like oh hey you see a a something something canadian talk and he'd been there in the 90s and he'd kept this money and i'm like bro one that is done because you should have just translated that back to canadian dollars and put that in the bank because now that money's worth much less and also no one wants this like money that we replaced a long time ago because i'm like i don't know how they do it in canada i know in america it's like if you've got like a 100 bill from like 1906 they're gonna be like yeah it's green we'll take it whereas in the uk we're like bro we change our money like every 10 years because there's like crimes and [ __ ] which i guess america just doesn't have a problem with usa still at least we get a chance to wander around the lush greenfields of yesteryear before everything got flattened to make way for more council estates and charity shops and kebab houses and we can pop downtown and have a good nosy around the eyes of woolworths and w.h smith and blockbuster wait does wh smith not exist anymore i really thought i mean i know blockbuster and woolworth's the longing on and honestly like woolworths what was that store about and but i saw w.h smith i swear they do they sell those in adverts in adverts in airports i swear they do and we can breathe i mean it's been at least a year and a half since i've actually been anywhere on a plane so i guess i wouldn't know maybe covid finally pushed w smith out of business honestly it's about time and we can breathe in the atmosphere of a more organized and punctual era in which everyone always made more effort to turn up at the pre-arranged time because it wasn't possible to send an send a text announcing that you're running a bit late but after all we suddenly realized that living in the past is a bit really and so we returned to our own time to grab an all-day breakfast from mcdonald's ah the future if i was back in the past even like the 1990s i'd be like [ __ ] sake how long until i can go back to the future i miss my phone you'd just be sitting somewhere it's like waiting for a bus like what am i gonna do guess i'm just gonna look at nature or like stare at the ground whereas now it's like no i got like all of the world's entertainment in my pocket at all the time fast is [ __ ] bad how dare you while the parts might be an intriguing place to visit i suspect that most of us wouldn't really want to get stuck there it would just be too hard to readjust to a world without the internet and instant communication in the entirety of the world's knowledge and archives of entertainment right at our fingertips you'd have to start visiting the library to find out things and you'd have to wait for weeks to see if that photograph you just taken was any good i'm sure even the most die-hard nostalgic would quickly get fed up of living in a world with dot matrix printers and typewriters and fanny packs and hulk hogan lunch boxes and things only get worse the further you delve back into history yeah i'm just talking about how we'd like to go to the 90s you go to the 80s 70s 60s 50s 40s oh my god because immediately in my mind i'm like just seeing how i get it's like yeah wars nuclear weapons actual world wars where tens of millions of people died and you know what i'd almost certainly have it's gone off to fight in some first world war and then you're getting back to like early 20th centuries like we didn't really have a handle on medicine back then it's like why is this it's ghosts in the blood it's like nah that's a tumor hey ghost tumor you don't really want to spend the rest of your life putting up with all of the truly terrible medical practices and bizarre inventions which would deem perfectly acceptable in a less enlightened age but thankfully you don't see quite as much of that quite as much of that today the tonsil guillotine i've had my tonsils removed i am sans tonsils they didn't do it with a guillotine as far as i'm aware i was very young i'd like to think my body has been perfectly streamlined over the years i've jettisoned some of the useless bits like my appendix and my tonsils yeah i believe it's not like current medical practice to remove that they they're like why are we removing all these toddlers uh they moved away from it i do have my appendix still hasn't exploded yet i'm excited for when it finally does ever since i was a little kid i used to suffer badly with tonsillitis at least twice a year on the plus side it meant that i got a month off school every year as i could and i could sit back and watch the flintstones all day the downside was that i was in permanent excruciating pain and had to suck my meals through a straw wow that sounds horrible i was way too young to i i'm like having my tonsils room is one of my earliest memories so i don't remember the horrible pain i do remember not being able to speak like really long previously on amc's the walking dead i've always been a bit puzzled about how i managed to reach the age of 19 before somebody eventually proposed that maybe i should have my tonsils removed and be spared another 15 years of agony and while writing the script today i think i finally figured out the answer i took so long the first day of the operation was quite daunting as the guy in the hospital bed next to me went in first he was a chirpy and breezy soul and when they wheeled him in when they wheeled him in but they when they wheeled him out again he was a wailing zombie mess of a man it's like our knife we took him in for a tonsillitis and he accidentally got a lobotomy i don't know why i'm saying this in such a chipper voice lobotomies were a horrific procedure that ruined tens of thousands of people's lives jesus something had clearly gone a bit wrong and after i'd spent a few hours observing him grunt whine squeal and spit blood a nurse cheerfully strolled into my water to tell me it was my turn next they should put him somewhere else once he's been like they should have people going in for an operation and then a separate place for people after the operation because otherwise everyone's gonna be terrified fortunately my own surgery appeared to be much less dramatic within half an hour of waking up again i was already sneaking out of the ward for a crafty cigarette dude you just had your tonsils removed but i might have been more alarmed if my tonsillectomy had been performed at some point during the 19th century and i've been forced to watch in horror as the surgeon whipped out the tonsil guillotine removing tonsils has always been considered a tricky and surprisingly controversial procedure although it's been practiced on a very primitive condition since a thousand bc if you're like man you didn't want to have surgery like a hundred years ago you definitely don't have surgery 3000 years ago honestly you don't want to have surgery any time that isn't now it's getting better all the time it's not oh there was a golden age of surgery in the 1980s no there wasn't there definitely wasn't it largely fell out of favor though in the middle ages as doctors of patients became increasingly concerned about the wailing and the screaming and the bleeding and the subsequent infections yes eye infection this is one of the biggest things about the past being the worst it's like there were no antibiotics you get infection and it goes badly it's just like what they gonna do cut it off yeah but then you've got a big open wound they can also get infected it's like god damn and then before that it was like we didn't even understand what's causing the infection holy [ __ ] it just felt for a while the patients were suffering from frequent throat infections were just better off putting up with them it was the possibility but just i'm gonna put up with it but in 1828 the position philips sing physic physic uh but tonsillectomy is back on the menu with the invention of the new tonsil guillotine the invention kind of looked like the scariest pair of scissors you'll ever see in your life complete with menacing menacing circular hooks which you know are destined to wrap around your diseased throat almonds after the hook has grabbed hold of your tonsils a sharp blade has pushed through the hook to slice off the offending lymphoid organ the good news is that you would first be given a numbing solution containing 4 cocaine but it only lasted for 30 seconds the doctor had to work fast in tackling your tonsils he's like synchronize watches boys administer the coca and he's like and he just whips it in and whips it out legend uh tonsillectomy by guillotine was a standard procedure right up until the early 1900s when again people grew concerned over the heavy bleeding and the infection rate and the high rate of hemorrhaging danny didn't we cover that by saying bleeding i don't know aren't those the same things i'm not a doctor yet no i don't know why i said that i'm not working on it at all that'd be weird since those dark days far more reassuring methods have become adopted with nice soothing names like harmonic scalpel and thermal welding and carbon dioxide laser and completion plasma fields all of this sounds more like things that are in a physics laboratory rather than a surgeon's operating theater if someone was like yeah we're going to do some thermal welding i'll be like where when you're building the operating room but i was surprised to learn that tonsillectomies are still a controversial last resort procedure today which explains why it took so long for somebody to take mine out not for me they were like three years old watching worked out fine for me i think tonsillectomy rates have dramatically dropped into the 1970s as medical experts believe that the benefits of the procedure can often be outweighed by the risk of bleeding vomiting pain and in very rare cases death holy [ __ ] god i really hope that no business plays viewers are getting their tonsils removed after watching this but if you are don't panic it's really not that bad just be grateful you're not getting your appendix removed i painted from shock when the surgeons first whipped out the appendix electric chainsaw holy sh head hacking oh my even today i'd be like whoa whoa whoa we love musk what is that weird why you're going to put in my brain that's a bit weird in the past it's going to be worse i promise at least when elon musk puts wires in my brain at least probably going to be doing a sterile environment at least i hope mr musk whereas in the past they'll be like sterile what i can clearly remember the first time i accidentally had a lobotomy oh i'm kidding of course brilliant two jokes about lobotomies a horrible part of medical history in today's video thank you fact boy thank you danny cancel simon but i probably had one now by now if i was alive in the 1930s as the bottom is covered were all the rage back then mental disorder lobotomy baby pained and distress lobotomy post nasal depression lobotomy is your kid staring out of the window for too long in the classroom no that's a lot of damage people have been obsessed with the alleged health benefits of drilling creeping holes in your skulls for thousands of years but it only became properly fashionable during the 1930s when the portuguese neurologist gas moniz developed a new leukotomy procedure which took small corings from the victim's frontal lobes he would later receive a nobel prize for his efforts although this is now widely considered a bit of a bad call a bit like that time the spice girls picked up best hour of the year at the billboard music awards i i think it's less shocking to me that the guy received a nobel prize for the dichotomy because i knew it already the spice girls really got the best album in the year at the billboard musical awards i'll tell you what i want what i really really want excuse me what are you doing an american physician by the name of walter freeman later modified the procedure and coined the term lobotomy and even he and even though he considered igas moniz to be a kind of mentor it's important to know that water himself was never a qualified neurosurgeon exactly the sort of guy i want to be performing neurosurgery on me the past get it together he was a bit more of a circus show when he like drilling holes in people's hands for 25 a pop he later exchanged the drill for an ice pick when he developed the exciting new transorbital lobotomy and transorbital means they go around your orbits which are your eyes so holy sh is the only way to describe that that's a lot of damage this involved hammering something resembling a small ice pick into the eye sockets of the lucky patients and then pushing it around a bit to sever the connections between the frontal lobes and the thalamus which walter strongly believed was the segment of the brain that handled human emotion perfect exactly what i want someone to do yes put a ice pick around my eye and into my brain and destroy the bit that's responsible for my emotions thanks walter you [ __ ] big brain even today the elusive complexities of the brain's role in processing emotions is still largely a gray area but walter seemed to know what he was doing with his ice pick with all of his neurosurgery degrees not and to be fair his first demonstration on a live patient in 1946 seemed to work on some level saily ellen unesco had been developed displaying violent and suicidal tendencies but her daughter reported that sally erd found a new common piece after water had finished hammering into her eye sockets but other cases were deemed less than successful some patients were left in a vegetative state or they physically and emotionally regressed fifteen percent of them actually died shortly after the procedure perhaps one of the most famous cases involved rosemary kennedy the sister of soon to be president john f kennedy rosemary had grown up suffering from alleged violent rages and by the age of 23 she had been packed off to a convent school but the nuns grew concerned that rosemary kept sneaking out at night they were fearful that she might even be meeting up with the boys which could lead to her becoming pregnant or catching a sexually transmitted disease so rather than being like rosemary don't do that or if you are used protection they were like forget any of that nonsense it's time for the ice breaking the brain method rosemary lie down on the couch are we doing this in operating room absolutely not we go around the eyes holy sh people did die i mean i believe because i've talked about this in other videos before from infections because okay yeah you're not cutting the person's brain over open but you are putting an icepick thing in the eye if there's bugs on there they're gonna go into your brain it's a bad time so a dad joseph clearly had no other option without even telling his wife he asked walter freeman to perform a transorbital lobotomy on his daughter yeah he doesn't have to ask his wife because it's the past am i right peter following the procedure rosemary's in mental capacity remained diminished to that of a two-year-old child and she was institutionalized for the rest of her long life rosemary's mom didn't visit over 20 years and her dad joseph never visited her at all in fact it was only after his death in 1969 that her siblings began to reintegrate rosemary into the family after being kept largely in the dark about what had happened to their sister for many years the details were never revealed to the public until 1987. but none of this stopped walter freeman from traveling around the united states performing up to 4 000 of his lobotomies on patients as young as just four years old ever the show many sometimes liked ever so many sometimes ever the show many sometimes like to ice pick both eye sockets at the same time one with each hand my dude you are doing brain surgery let's just do it one-handed shall we we can use the other hand to steady ourselves or i don't know literally anything else it's believed that many hospitals and mental institutions are more than happy to let the completely unqualified surgeon perform his magic on on their premises because the lobotomized victims were a bit easier to cope with and didn't quick up kick up quite so much of a fuss at bedtime ah medical care of the past but he performed his final procedure in 1967 when he accidentally killed one of his patients after severing a blood vessel and he was later banned altogether from carrying out one of the most barbaric mistakes in all of medicine lobotomy has thankfully since become largely abandoned around the world after we finally figured out that some of these neurosurgeons and circus ring masters were just not quite right in their heads as nightfalls on a quiet village in spain in 1898 young pedro's parents are concerned that the little boy's cough seems strangely persistent they've tried all the usual cough remedies but they just don't seem to be shifting it at all pedro's mother turns to her husband and says well i suppose there's only one thing left to try dear pedro's father puts down his newspaper and with a sigh says pedro's father puts down his newspaper and with assay says yes dear i'll pop down to the chemist tomorrow and buy a nice big jar of heroin i could love it the opiate drug is one of the biggest discoveries to have emerged from britain heroes right up there with the steam engine clockwork radio light bulbs fish and chips lawn mower but although it was the english chemical researcher c.r alda wright who first synthesized diamorphine from the natural morphine of the opium poppy in 1874 nothing much happened with it for the next 23 years i believe diamorphine or whatever it's called is that's heroin it's like the chemical name for heroin and i believe the uk is the only country in the world where it is a prescription drug like you can be prescribed heroin i think it's for like late stage cancer patients and stuff because it's more powerful than morphine the more you know it was only when german chemist felix hoffman independently re-synthesized the stuff in 1897 that heroin was first brought to the market as a morphine substitute for craft depressants it's like oh morphine's a bit too strong what we said heroin it's a non-addictive alternative felix worked with the pharmaceutical company buyer based in elberfeld germany and it was the company's research department he came up with a brand name heroin the name is based on the german word heroish which translates as heroic and strong how heroin makes you feel you think that we would have adopted a better name for the drug by now it's a bit like crack cocaine being globally identified as triumphant sex god gladiator or something ah crack is that crack is that what you smoke the company was particularly excited about the launch of their all-new jars of heroin which could be bought over the counter heroin without a prescription the past everybody the great thing about heroin is that it didn't seem to share the worrying addictive qualities of morphine and history has borne that to be true not really heroin is very is heroin very addictive i know it's very strong um i assume it's addictive i don't know if it's more addictive or less addictive than morphine uh and it was considered five times more effective so everyone's a winner really one respective position exclaimed in the new england journal of medicine that heroin was not a hypnotic and carried no danger of acquiring the habit he'd obviously never seen how awesome heroin is over in spain buyer launched a version of aspirin laced with heroin which was marketed specifically for children the print adverts featured illustrations of poorly poorly cough-stricken kids feebly reaching across the kitchen table to grab a spoonful of the heroin cocktail that was going to get rid of that cough in no time absolutely works because it's like uh opiates are a cop suppressant and also a breathing suppressant which is why you can die from them however chemists couldn't help but notice that the patients kept coming back to replenish their stocks of heroin like deeply frazzled yo-yos can you imagine when they're like yes prescription only now you'll be like no i gotta i know it's not addictive but i've got a massive addiction to heroin i'm sure it was good for business but it was still weird that old mrs badger was now trying to purchase a 50th jar of heroin even though the cough cleared up months and months ago is mrs badger like a very typical spanish name despite increasing concern from positions that heroin might just be slightly addictive after all bayer continued to market the brands until 1913 it was eventually banned for non-prescribed medical purposes in the u.s in 1924 and most of the rest of the world similarly kicked the habit over the years to follow here in the uk though indeed heroin is still prescribed as a strong medication under its generic name of diamorphine in very extreme cases such as acute pain severe physical trauma end-stage terminal illness and mild throat not really that last one you'd be like hello doctor i got a little cough going on do you have any diamorphine for me it's like yes let me write a prescription the immortality machine finally here is an invention which should be of interest to simon as it involves both immortality and dog cruelty two of my favorite topics while the scientists of today are still wrestling with the solution to not dying they should perhaps instead take a look back at the 1920s when the cure for mortality appeared to have already been discovered and who discovered it it was the big brain communists of course the biggest brain of all the communists the comrade sergey brahe oh my god brock hornacco broken echoes sergey broken echo was the soviet position and biomedical scientist during the stalinist era as the field of physiology was growing at a rapid pace sergio was keen to study the workings of human organs but he ideally needed to keep them functioning after they've been removed from the host body is this the guy who was attaching dog's heads to other dogs this guy was crazy so he invented the auto ejector in 1925 also known as the immortality machine this was essentially the world's first heart lung machine made up of oxygen chambers and electric pumps exhausted bud would be drawn out from a body warmed and oxygenated for a while in the glass chamber then pumped back into the dead body part to bring it back to life most of sergey's experiments in this field involve dogs as it wasn't yet widely accepted at the time that dogs are 10 times more important than humans ah please uh we can apparently see some of sergey's work in a short propaganda film released by the soviet union in 1940 called experiments in the revival of organisms which is now in the public domain but i wouldn't recommend watching it sam i'll leave that up to you buddy i've seen the video if you want to put it in you're more than welcome no i found the whole thing very disturbing and i've usually got a strong stomach for this kind of thing i managed to get through the whole of scooby-doo and the witch's ghost without flinching once hero in one segment of the film we see a decapitated dog's head getting hooked up to the auto ejector after being rejuvenated with oxygenated blood the dog's head appears to come back to life and he responds to external stimuli that's what i remember seeing and it's creepy it would have been nicer if they'd come up with a more engaging eternal external stimuli than just banging a hammer right next to the dog's isolated head the dog appears to be a little started by the banging but there's not a great deal it can do about it as it's just a dog's head without a body is so [ __ ] up in another segment all the blood is drained from a perfectly healthy dog until it is brought to clinical death and left alone for 10 minutes it then gets pumped with the water ejector which miraculously revives the dogma led to believe that it goes on to live a long and healthy life it's got some massive brain damage that dog is going to be up for life if it survived at all some people have questioned the authenticity of the film as none of the technical side of the experiments are shown in any detail yeah that just sounds like propaganda it's like if you're not sharing the text why is anyone watching the film it's like either because they're weird if any scientists watch it it's like i want to know the technical details i don't want to see a weird-ass dog's head being struck with a hammer i want to know how it's done because i'm a scientist not a [ __ ] freak some of the scientists who win is the filming first hand claim the dog said only survive for a couple of minutes rather than the hours suggested in the narration this is probably just because the film is likely to have been a re-staging of previous procedures with more focus on the camera than the science apparently all the well-documented procedures stack up are believed to be genuine and sergey himself was posthumously awarded the lenin prize for his groundbreaking efforts that would never be awarded as a propaganda piece the irish playwright george bernard shaw seemed impressed by the idea with tongue planted firmly in cheek he said i am even tempted to have my own head cut off so i can continue to dictate plays in books without being bothered by illness without having to dress and undress without having to eat without having anything to do anything to do other than produce masterpieces of dramatic arts and literature yeah i mean tug and cheap but also good point george the experiments with dogs seem quite barbaric and pointless now but sergey's invention did lead directly to the world's first operations on heart valves but could the auto ejector ever have brought humans back to life no because the brain would be from lack of oxygen we know this well according to the book how to make a zombie real life and death science of reanimation of mica draw by frank swain it sounds as if sergey had a go just three hours after some poor bloke hung himself sergey took his body into the lab and hooked the fresh courts corpse up to the auto ejector it seems a bit harsh to choose a suicide victim as a guinea pig for your reanimation machine you're likely you're hardly like to get a round of applause from the victim if the experiment turns out to be successful yeah but there's also probably a good reason for it because if someone's dying of natural causes they're still going to be dying it's like yeah they had a heart attack and they died and their heart's all ruined it's like okay well if we pump him full of blood his heart is still going to be ruined if it was a suicide i don't know by strangulation or something that's going to be pretty perfect dirty mother this got dark didn't it got real dark a team of scientists gathered around the corpse as a heartly slope beat slowly returned and the previously dead man's eyes flicked open in a dazed stupor after just a couple of minutes the team were consumed by horror what they were doing and switched off the palm so the victim could slip back into the warm soapy bathtub of death following the incident sergey decided to restrict future experiments purely to dogs holy [ __ ] guy i don't believe this um but also his brain he'd just be brain dead absolutely brain dead following this incident sergey decided to restrict his future experiments purely to dogs so maybe there's hope for simon in 200 years from now we might not get a full-bodied simon in front of the youtube camera but we might at least get a largely silent decapitated head with flickering eyelids your welcome future we might just need sam to stick a few extra memes to pad out the content a bit vintage memes from the achingly glorious past thank you danny [Applause] this one was extremely dark thank you for watching sticking with it remember if you love dogs you're probably smashing that dislike button thank you for watching everybody do check out magellan and i will see you next time 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