The parkour map that finally broke me...

[Music] everybody it's your boy mitts and here today I'm here with it just reset your deaths No yeah yeah you did today you know I'm here with Ross doing a parkour map called sprint this map is created by Jasper want to give a huge shout out to them big big eat if you want to play the map yourself look forward to that in the description of the video I want to consider this video like parkour training because I do what just by popular but stop killing yourself I just accidentally jumped off so despite popular belief I do want to get better at parkour so I feel like this is a great way to do it so here's the rules once you start sprinting you cannot stop as includes any form of stopping like running into a wall or just losing speed crouching will instantly kill you jump three pages touching water what stop that's touching I wasn't turning any pages that's your water will instantly kill you running over a golden pressure plate will set you two you will set your spawn point there are 43 stages into 40 through stages will be crap and dropping the nether star from your hotbar will send you back to the lobby reset in your progress okay start right here oh okay to start sprinting I'm sprinting but you just can't stop blowing speed too it's harder maybe later oh I gotta check I'm do it okay or how are you doing doing okay I mean I haven't failed yet have you failed yeah I failed oh oh oh god okay I can't move oh wait oh I thought I was supposed to go off yeah I know you gotta go down okay this is hard oh no I am now coming down there we go I was on the previous spot all right I'm doing I'm doing good hey are you caught up oh you're behind me yeah I did that one pretty easily I'm right I'm right behind you that's cool are you actually yes you just took damage I don't know where to go I don't know where to go I don't know where to go I don't know where to go I got stuck about that nope now where do we go I don't know it I don't want to stop I'll see it now what are we go cactus oh it's the cactuses uh that's but that's impossible myth it's messing up my jumps you got a time it you've got a time it dang it ok ha we can do this we can do this you gotta like wait for that damage and then jump booster home ok ok good ah do you jump on the fence how many how many that I mean you you have a lot more deaths than I do dude I don't know I can bad I can't see your death so hit tab I don't want to I'll die here I'll read it to you mine mine is eat yours is 18-12 ok I'm probably 19 you're probably 13 now I want some chicken I don't know why this cactus is making me think of chicken think it would be very good right now a nice good thing you did it so now I'm allowed to do it oh you like me okay you shut out no way alright I'm behind you jump over the lava jump over the lava how's your lot of jumps going I don't know where to go oh I think it's on the bamboo oh I failed on the last one yes I like the texture pack I like bamboo rather than bars all I almost had it texture pack when you mean look yes because there is bit oh wait that's not that isn't proper bamboo is it yeah it is that's proper bamboo yeah holy crap they put bamboo in this game I mean I do have a texture pack up I'm assuming you don't know there's bamboo in the game I thought those were iron bars though textured to be like bamboo I can't jump on the bamboo it's really hard oh my god far there now yeah I know I can tell I can't judge it's like a tiny little thing shut up why did stop those [ __ ] no no you got yeah this man oh I stopped I can't make the stupid the bamboo jump is the worst jump in this game I was doing fine and then you had to criticize me and make me feel really bad about myself I don't know if I can help you I'm not stopping if I stop to help you all die no you won't now if you don't move what like if you just stand still you're fine like you'll die once but then you'll be fine okay see Hey look our numbers make 7-eleven first age cow shut up so you're getting better with your parkour practice that you want to why thirty-eight actually if you want to be exact I don't know I can't do the bamboo I just can't I can't write into it dude imagine the dopamine you're gonna get when you do it your brains gonna be so happy Frank I almost did it jumping the act of participating in an athletic competition in which you must jump are you reading the definite on a Frank and jumping jumping noun the act of jumping propelling yourself off the ground he advanced in a series of jumps the jumping was stop hurting me the definition of try jumping means alright so once upon a time there was a little bug now this little bug his name was max afford wait a minute but he liked to go by 4 ok I think I know where this is going so anyway one day max ofor aka Fort hanging down by the bug watering pool it was a pool not a hole I know I didn't make a mistake in what I said so yeah so anyway anyway he's hanging down by the pool and people go wall can you do these cool things and he goes yeah of course you can that's why they call me fort because I can actually do things yours break and I did it Hey see I just had to tell you you shut up now we're at 8:11 oh my god I don't even know oh I see what I did wrong ok I'm actually gonna move up a little bit I don't like that you're getting closer to me I'm hardly getting closer dude I need to keep you in a 4/4 stage gap at least at all times or else you might you might kind of get a whiff of my Ross musk and that might help you do better your Ross must you know I know what it smells like what up not pizza crust if that's what you were going for yeah I've been to grow up in pizza crusts on myself like maybe not it's not you wanna it smells like raunchy sourdough no it's supposed to smell like pizza crud do you think there's not enough sauce do you think I need more sauce not just not enough sauce dude no one would buy it what yeah no I totally was you how did you know I was gonna in Vail it and try and sell it it's a mess stupid what do you mean I'm not stupid I knew you were gonna do I'm happy what like I said I have to I have to keep a little bit of a gap between us you're your [ __ ] this cobblestone trees I was I hated that you jump on the fence and then on to the next fence and if you land in between them you have to walk off and I was sad no or you just stopped moving oh yeah sorry I feel like I am getting better at parkour I feel like I am if you could be known for something that like like a household object what would you want to be known for cuz I'd love a trampoline or I want to be known for a microwave why I just think I could do a good job at warming up people's you know the first microwaves gave off so much radiation you would've been a murderer I don't want to invent the firt I want to make I don't want to invent the first one I do this what you said you do want to invent the microwave all right who first invented the trampoline I don't know George Nissen invented the trampoline in the 1930s when as a teenage gymnast he and his coach created a piece of equipment out of scrap metal entire inner tube for his act in the Iowa Hawkeye circus this a bouncing rig it gave miss Neeson the power to leap into a back I don't need a history lesson I just think trampolines are cool the one I think you're at gave me a bit of trouble going up the mountain no damn it I'm at 84 death so you're at 28 well I do is chicken I got to keep holding the control button and it hurts my finger like I it really hurt then toggle sprint what does that mean hit hit escape click options click accessibility settings sprint toggle what does that do you push it once and then you can let go of it and just hold up that's what I've been doing hey come on come on almost yes okay next part I jumped in lava Hey all right I'm catching up I'm catching up I thank out this dude you got this dude oh my god there's so much water in this part this isn't poor core this is just Frankie max I did not enjoy that definitely no I didn't even know about the bamboo block I feel stupid and I like how did you not know about the bamboo block it's been in Minecraft for ages it's because I just thought you put it in a pot like yeah what do you put what are you putting pot bamboo exactly the bra how do you make scaffolding wait what are the little bamboo shoots with the big butt bottoms that's how you make bamboo you put when it goes past the second state that disappeared the bottom disappears yeah bamboo on minecraft I've I've grown bamboo in real life thank you haven't my parents used to have bamboo in their backyard that's your parents not you I planted one of them I ripped off that's like saying hey guys my I have a Nissan Toyota and and then you go to school and you're like you know all your parents do that was a bad example that's like going to school say hey guys I got an Xbox button really in Rowdy your dad bought it my mmm my dad could beat up your cat I don't think so Mariner would poop too much I'm at work yes I saw the Frankie water part why do you have to ask I'm just curious my little squirly knees giving them a break you know this could be the story of The Tortoise and the hare but as I said like take the stage as our round of bowling and then take our deaths as a score you're on an earlier stage with a hydrogen or I did it hey nice nice nice the next few are pretty pretty good I'm trying I know it's not too bad not nothing compared to the water section yeah well I even be able to see you now not for a little bit well I'm two stages behind you I don't know I'm dumb chillin I don't all right good all right jungle this is what hey I see you did is the more bamboo here you mean I don't know where to go oh my god it's the bamboo you start from the other side of the tree oh I see it now huh yeah then you follow the carpets all the carpets yeah keep following the carpets ok ok this is a little easier than I anticipated no yeah the bamboo is carpet on it Frank look I know I know I'm bad I don't bad but I'm hoping people could at least see I'm trying to learn I'm not trying to reinforce but it's V would you do parkour in VR right now so when I was young me and my friends we had this tall slide we would jump off the slide into the rubber like tire shavings on the ground you just died of water yeah I can I don't know what just happened he just kept killing me what are you talking about what up I used to jump off a sled it that's the clothes it's like somebody knows the slime job why did you tell me with a side job you never asked hey you wanna see something neat I learned it's pretty cool no I'm gonna take that no as a yes what the Frank I learned how to smite people smite me I'm doing my best okay okay you got this what the frak shouldn't have said anything why did you talk were you holding go back to smiting people you smiter okay I'm gonna move up now see you bro walking in a winter wonderland winter love laws yes I did it hey hey see you to the ice it's like a little window I can't Frank if you die if you die take a pause and say hi to me fine Frank no and I see you all you have to take like a step forward cuz I see you okay thank you coming right at me hey Mike stop you got this got it you gotta keep on truckin beep-beep hey hey you're ahead of me Frank and keep doing what you're doing I'll be there eventually yo you want to know something I actually really miss from moving from New York I haven't been ice skating in year Kristin I used to go is getting together in Washington you can go ice skating here I have rinks here yeah oh wow I just never looked into it I just knew one by my home when I live there why do you only have 39 deaths how are you not dying microwave go seriously how are you not nine like right now just in general like how did you make it here on 39 deaths I just kept moving forward and if I missed a jump I tried to I tried to not like I didn't just die if I miss a jump I didn't stop I'd try to get back on the jump I don't I don't know where to go on this winter part I do I really don't know where to go I'm not a kid can I go back wait wait I did it I almost died though I was running around the whole time and I just died this also reminds me I used to play the hypixel party games a lot and they had one where you had to just keep there was a parkour that you had to just keep sprinting I remember that I used to yeah this one jump I keep missing it in the next area god damn it I want to get better it's just so hard like I legit want to enjoy parkour I do I just I do it's not fun like this over and over nonsense of like oh it's definition of insanity that's like you go to thing you try you try you try you fail you try again you hope for a different result I remember I played Far Cry in on Far Cry 3 actually in high school and that I liked the message of you keep trying until you go insane I don't know where I hit a point where I don't know where to go okay you go brown mushroom to cloud you'll want you know I'm not you Frank you go sit up I do it round mushroom stop white why are you looking up mushrooms on Google I'm not what did you look up alright it looked up it looks like there are any grape matches for brown mushroom cloud not you Frank Google stop what brings me of my Sandman mushroom cloud official music video if you see a mushroom cloud from an atomic bomb you're supposed to stick your arms out this part is kind of annoying I keep getting hit by the head header that I got lucky up I got it like on the second try because I did mess up the head hitter I'm waiting so I can help you with the net the previous section oh gee thanks you're so kind alright I won't help okay I did it alright my advice is mushroom mushroom cloud you're welcome you'll you'll understand when you make it there okay well you got stuck on that part that was so easy oh no I just didn't know where to go for the longest time I didn't think you could make that dammit I was doing so well here come on good amen I stopped moving and I didn't die what this is a slime level I hit you I don't like the noises yeah I've just I fell off the side there's no barriers you have to go here here bounce off of here my horn no oh I see it I don't how am I supposed to get into parkour but it's just I'm just so bad at it you could get into speed running no that I feel like that would be infinitely worse than parkour see that's how you say that that's how you do it oh man it could be worse I could be like wait I did it before I'm gonna try something I can't turn my hand it just starts it's hurting so badly do we take a break no I'm not taking a break I'm not a [ __ ] Frank I don't I I'm struggling with what to do I'm assuming you just you have to keep pressing spacebar oh you have to you have to time it so you bounce off of them with spacebar what's how are you figuring this out before me you're supposed to be bad at this what do you mean hey you used to have four times as many deaths as many only have three times as many deaths oh you did the part I struggled with so much faster than me I don't understand that jump oh I can't I'm gonna die I want to die I don't wanna die see I failed but I kept running so I didn't lose the life that's how I'm on my life counter low how did you get past that one honey on the ground I I just I just jumped it let you still jump oh my got it hey man thank you your advice actually really helped me wait what wait oh wait wait Howard like I kind of see it do you have to like swim up it looks like it no you have to go on a little frankenhole that's not fair oh I hate that that's so dirty oh you can just chill in the water actually yeah well did it I did it hey nice you're ahead of me see dude yeah but I feel like you're pitying me no I'm well I'm I slowed down so we could be on the same I think I know but like no I missed the whole see it stupid it's like a prison it's dumb it's a dumb prison I don't like it oh I'm having that glitch show you were saying no we're just killing you yeah that's what I've been dealing with this whole time just killed me like three times before I ya know try having to have it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again you've just got to dodge that initial death your birthday's not for five months yeah it's a bit away but yours is next month yeah you never told me what you wanted for your birthday I feel like I'm gonna burp I never know what I want for my birthday world peace that's really stupid you're stupid it's something like he's reasonable why am i withered Sock'em boppers for both of us okay I can actually do that there's wither roses on the ground it's dumb anything you would like some confidence you can do it man I believe in you rah rah rah rah I want to believe you okay I did it okay okay well I'm gonna hit my berry bushes and it just killed me randomly what the frack this map is not consistent bad map I'm not bad this map is bad where do I go Frank so what you can do you don't have to jump on those bushes you can come all the way or you can do that nice I'm backin up how do i you can run up to the the Ka'bah wall jump from there onto the leaves onto the wall or some what I don't I don't know what you're saying so like to see me I made it I don't know where to go so I just keep dying I'm gonna hit 300 deaths 300 whoa that's a perfect in a bowling game we were talking about bowling earlier hardly apparently I was wrong about bowling in that other parkour video the dust yeah yeah it's also for rock climbing dead that's what I mainly know it for but you ever get you know what you get you see you see a cute bowling ball your hands get a little sweaty powder it up powder your bowling balls but we made it to the same part yeah you know how long it took me at the same time we're at the same part at the same time in the video shut up you waited you waited cuz I was complaining cuz I'm a pal you are pal say it you're my pal roth's no you're supposed to say your pal Ross oh all right say it your pal or I'll say say my name your pal you've never even ever seen breaking good no I know I I didn't realize I mean I know the say my name meme but I didn't know like what was kind of going oh yeah there's yeah it's okay it's okay oh my god I got bamboozled I can't tell you what it's about but you should watch Breaking Bad dude I'm still stuck on the previous part yeah I know brah so you're gonna you're gonna catch up you're gonna overtake me and then the everyone to constantly Wow Roz is so you know it sucks we just got done filming another parkour video and I was pretty good in it what do i do at that part I wish I could tell you but I don't know I don't see what part I'm talking about [Music] it's like after I jumped through the tree I jump on the web I'm supposed to go up the stair on the well I see it now I was messing up there if you could have any one mythical creature what mythical creature would you want um I would like Galileo to talk I wouldn't want a unicorn why would you want a unicorn how cool would having a unicorn be it's just a horse with a horn alright alright alright keep it up keep it up keep it up keep it up keep it up excuse me no time I'm not a fit I'm not a [ __ ] say I did it oh god oh god oh god oh god I'm moving I'm still moving and it keeps killing me okay this one's a little harder than I was expecting no for me it's like the moment I I don't know what's slowing me do I get hit by offence of it it's the what if you touch a wall you lose momentum and you die yeah and it's the sneaking through them is what's getting me through the forest when another I was mowing I'm good dude see you you know when I double my lava I laugh at you - did I see the end what's that mean where you go you know they always ask you how you're fine but you're not really fine oh is that Katy Perry yes I saw no I just I saw what you did and I didn't do it right I don't wait up you fudged it up I keep racking it up wait what yeah I don't that's what I've been doing they won't even like jump I I see ice I see what I have to do I know what I have to do I just can't do it I wish the color the block was different it's not even the it's not even the color and block that's bothering me I'm not gonna lie I'm trying to see where to go not that you figured it out yeah you're not gonna be a franca oh I think I see it now just do it then you're a terrible teacher I teach a man to Mountain Dew thirsty forget never give a man a mountain Dew he's thirsty for a day I was there at the end no I'm just saying whatever you go somewhere is you're the first in this to issue not to go check the bathroom and see the cleanliness no it's what I do every time I go to Red Robin how often do you go to Red Robin you don't know me yes I don't I didn't know you went to Red Robin that much dodge jumpity dodge dodge jump jump dodge dodge jump huh I'm catching up my friend hello say it back allo your pal Ross you seem to have changed your wording up a little holy Frank must die because the Franken soul set oh I mean I mean we're good what is this what is this this what is this bullcrap what what I don't even know what this is oh I don't like the soul sad no wait can I recover holy no yeah what's recovered I don't did you really know I said I almost and I didn't know a soul sanjoin no they're awful Frank I'm sorry for all the Ducks this episode they have to work overtime dude I'm proud of you I would have quit what's hence their ego no I just met oh yeah it's awful I I'm over 300 deaths now no I was close I hate when you're like really close and then you fail and then the next time you don't even get that close again yeah that's what I've been dealing with freak odd gimmicks what the frack tonight can I wait and then actually swear there that was actually just me packing I caught up welcome to the worst part in the whole level what the what the Frank yes this it's awful that's exactly what why can't anything the jump anymore man I like going from the gotit from the left in a sense cause there's only one direction to go to I saw you going to the right you went to the right again hey okay Hey I jumped in the same spot as last time I'm actually I'm gonna die I'm gonna go die I just need to go die no you got this my dude you're so close I don't I don't think either of us I mean you said you would have quit this already right yeah I personally would have but we're 36 out of 42 wait 42 I thought there was 46 I thought it was 42 oh well one of us is right one of us is right and I hope it's me dude I was surprised when you I thought we were doing something else and I thought it was gonna be a relaxing time parkour is never relaxing when you film with me why would you even think that that's why I said I thought we were doing something else before we did this parkour what why why did you get my wife I'm the best you know no one's ever gonna bring me down I will bring you down it better not be bama's our band why because I like them yes everything you like is now banned in the world we're living in a free society you're banned then crap you're right you want me to go bro Ross yeah go bro Ross people miss pross yo bro how's it going bro I say I take it back mad hops bro no dude I want to hear about your hops bro I take it back please don't be broth bro come on just tell me about some of your hops bro and then I'll leave bro my finger hurts your fingers hurt bro you want a little bro kiss on and don't touch me if you come anywhere near me I will cut you stop it I can only kiss the bros fings what look about a bros toes no no that's a bro sacred spot that's for only him in his sacred bro you're not my sacred bro I don't know I didn't want to assume bro I don't like to assume I'm someone sacred bro bro I mean we've known each other long and I feel like we should be comfortable around each other kissing each other's toes I'm not yeah I've been like platonically the other one saying it bro you're the one to 9a bro just know that if we were a ship bro we'd sink from just being pure gold take these jumps I don't I don't think that sentence makes sense let me ask you a dr. Phil question yeah why how does that make you feel it's not a dr. Phil question that's a generic ass therapy question the only difference is dr. Phil gets paid millions of dollars to say it and how does that make you feel I hate him I hate dr. Phil he's an [ __ ] and thinking he's an [ __ ] now how would you say that makes you feel I get it I can't get going I keep franking hitting my head I jump right into that lava found in every single fracking time geez oh my god I'm actually upset like I don't want to do this anymore I'm I'm that pissed okay okay okay yes please leave get this okay next part what there's more gold plant that's where you were seeing me before I didn't see you at all oh I was just above you I didn't look oh yeah you don't look up I think I might actually this will be the first parkour round to actually make me cry I'm surprised the other one didn't it was close it came close god damn it I I think I'm actually tearing up I don't is this it this is the map that broke me this is the one this is it because I keep dying it's just awful to look at God cranking damn it this stupid mother frakking lava part is the worst frakkin ting [Music] I love you okay I mean you you did it I don't know where to go now okay okay okay and a groove going had a groove going it's okay you'll get you'll get your groove back stop there's nothing to find hey don't be too early cuz my thumb hurts from hitting the spacebar so many times is killing me yeah I do not recommend this map only because of how much my frakking hand hurts I've had four hundred and thirty debts bro if you're upset I'm not looking forward to that I it's I'm not even like I'm not dying failing I missed the jump and it kind of puts you back if you do please please mr. cheese please yes I hit my head on the frakkin thing are you kidding me I was about to go to the end and I hit my head I don't like this last spot wait I thought you said there was 42 oh I guess you were right well Frank if I can't I think it's 43 based on the way this one looks it looks like I celebrate yeah in your words it ends with a dance party oh good my favorite way to end something a dance party 42 is really hard awesome because I can't even get to that do you want to go get ice cream I can't have ice cream no with that attitude no I can't so don't know okay do you want to go have he toad dessert what does keto desert Ross I don't know god I can't get how did you make it into that I can't make it in I keep hitting my head on the frakking roof turn to the side that's kept happening to me while jumping I look to the left and then looked forward again and I made at that time nope I did it didn't work let go of control and then repress it well in the air so you slow down in the air but then you as soon as you touch the ground you're still sprinting I did it did that help I think I don't know I hope what what what what happened the world wagon in Frankie killed me that's dumb I hate 1.15 point two it just keeps freezing the bug update please yeah congratulations it did it again iid frakking liking me I can't make it before you start the next one take a deep breath and find your rhythm there is no rhythm because the game is actually killing me I can't do anything my game freezes for a split second which stops me from moving in Efrat and kills me I did it again [Music] your boy you did it dude I'm proud of you I hate this so funny much like I the I I've made it before and the map just kept tracking stopping and killing me I'm not I hate this like this is not fun i legit hate this my game is now freezing and there's literally nothing i can do about it it's a whale just start 1.15 point to every other version of Minecraft I do is fine this is the only version that just freezes randomly it's not it's not even my recording software it's the game itself there is nothing I can do and with the map being all about momentum it just stops me in my tracks and there's nothing I can do about it this is I actually frankly hate this this is the one parkour app that actually legitimately broke me I'm so infuriated that I in my face is red I'm not having fun I can't commentate i frakking hate this map should we go do something else do you want to do something more fun I'm just I'm just gonna cut it I can't do it

Channel: Mithzan

Views: 222,417

Keywords: Mithzan, mithzanproductions, max, YourPalRoss, Ross, Minecraft, 1.15.2, Minecraft 1.15.2, minecraft parkour, SPRINT!, Minecraft Sprint!, gaming, funny moments, rage

Id: WxTu6zuE3fs

Length: 37min 46sec (2266 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 07 2020