The Odd Couple poker scene 2

[Music] [Music] here tell Oscar what time you leaving 12:00 here we got 10 minutes before the next announcement all right this is Five Card start lady for the policeman but hey wait a minute wait a minute the pot shy who didn't put in the quarter you didn't you got a big mouth M just for that let me $20 I just loaned you $20 borrow from somebody else I keep winning my own money back you owe everybody in the game if you don't have it you shouldn't play all right I'm through being a nice guy you owe me $6 a piece for the buffet what buffet buffet hot beer and two sandwiches left over from when you went to high school what do you want at a poker game a tomato surprise Mar let me $20 or I'll call your wife can tell you're in Central Park wearing a dress hey maybe that's Felix Paras why didn't you go to Florida last night you asking to plan if that's my wife tell her I'm leaving at 12 you your watch Once More you get the peanuts in your face steal the cards what you talking up I can't hear you who all right let's go daddy daddy who come no there's no dabby here oh daddy we're crying out loud it's my kid how are you baby H yes no I couldn't no there's a lot of boys here playing boys my fellas give me a break well yeah my 5-year-old kid is calling from California must be costing him a fortune how have you been honey yes yes I got your letter yes it took three weeks next time you tell Mommy to give you a stamp yeah I know honey but you you're not supposed to draw it on you he you here we here we here we're all thrilled h Huh oh Mommy wants to talk to me all right sweetheart I love you soier goodbye any dollar cost you a dollar to play OS you got a dollar not after I get through talking to this lady hello blanch how are you yeah I got a pretty good idea why you calling I'm a week behind with a check right four weeks it's not possible it's not possible blanch I keep a record of every check in my files here and I have know I'm only 3 weeks behind look don't threaten me with jail plance because it's not a threat with my expenses and my alimony a prisoner takes home more pay than I do very nice language in front of the children I'm $800 behind an alimony let's raise the stakes they can do it you know do what thr you in jail if she can't call me up once a week to aggravate me she's not happy aren't you worried about the kids M the kids are living in their grandfather's house with a swimming pool in California can we just play cards I told you to get into trouble it's because you don't know how to manage anything I should know them you're accountant if you're my accountant how come I need money if you need money how come you play book cuz I need money but that's why I need the money then don't play book and don't come to my house and eat my potato you Wise Guy potato chips what are you yelling about we're playing a friend right them out all right all right all right calm down calm down take it easy I'm a cop you know I can arrest a whole lousy game my friend Mar de cop is right let's just play cards and please hold them up I can't see where I marked it money his life his government his friends he still won't take it seriously life goes on even for those of us who were divorce broke and sloppy you know divor broke and sloppy hello sweetheart yes darling yes listen darling I I told you not to call me during the game I I can't talk to you now you know I do though yeah hold on just a second Mar it's your wife I wish you were having an affair with that you wouldn't bother me all the time hello mie what's wrong what time are you coming here about 12 12:30 I don't know about 12 12:30 why what do you want me a corn beef sandwich and a strawberry malted where is she pregnant again no just fat how could you hear that I had the phone over my chest who Felix no he didn't show up tonight what's wrong you're kidding how should I know all right all right I'll take care of it goodbye what did I tell you Felix is missing what do you mean missing he didn't show up for work today didn't come home tonight nobody knows where he is Mimi just spoke to his wife wait a minute well you no one is missing for one day maybe he had an accident theyy what a h and if he's laying in a gutter somewhere Who would know who he is he's got 92 credit cards in his wallet the minute something happens to him America lights up I'll call his wife

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Length: 5min 27sec (327 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 02 2019