THE NIGHT SHIFT: lana's $50,000 birthday vacation

there's a pinata how did you get that so quickly don't worry about it is there something in here i guess you have to find out you have to smash it and find out time to clock all right so you can't have them incredible mike sucks ass so it's amazing to watch all right welcome back to the night shift ladies and gentlemen you're working late and so are we it's time to clock in you may remember at the end of last week's episode we said we were going on a little romantic getaway for amara's birthday well here we are cabba cabo san lucas mexico but honestly i didn't really want to put you guys through a week without the night shift and i couldn't let him take a week off because i need 20k for a [ __ ] anklet that's just a lyric from a song follow me guys all right lead them through it this is our living room and up here we have a beautiful sperm shaped chandelier this is where the princess sleeps i'm the princess by the way with this we spy on other people in their rooms damn babe the neighbors are [ __ ] again and here we have my bathroom this is where i take my [Music] his and her shower head is just in the bathroom exposed and i know a lot of this seems pretty standard but i haven't shown you the best part of the room yet welcome to mexico see you're mine infinity edge private plunge pool outside the bathroom window and look at that [ __ ] view babe look at this now the famous los cabos arches in the back whoa whoa come on don't play get down from there whoa right now we're just getting a nice iced coffee and some pancakes just dump a little fruit on there dribble some of this syrup on here you can't beat this look at this view what are you doing babe i'm buying domains for our uncensored club why do you sound like a robot babe because i am a sex robot and now a word from our sponsors i've been stranded on this deserted island for months i forged for my food i eat whatever i can the weather is unpredictable the thing that really gets me though is the loneliness it can't be this can't be real who are you i've been sent here to make all your wildest fantasies come true whatever they might be i just don't have the strength ye olde traveler if your plank becomes unwalkable this will help shiver her timbers arc it'll turn that sour slinky into a mighty redwood hearty heart sincerely the pirates not at all affiliated with the baseball team from pittsburgh yes visit the link in the description below for a one month free trial of blue chew excuse me are you the sex robot that i've been looking for hi it is me it is the sex robot of estheron what do you think about this pool it is very nice honestly these shots are incredible right now why because your camera skills are my incredible beauty oh my god dude yeah i need to get a hair transplant dude i'm going bald this old age is really starting to catch up to me tell me about it i'm turning 24. this year i really need to focus on finding a fiance planning my future children why are you in such a rush i'm 35 look how much fun i'm having right now i'm not married i have no kids it's in la 24 is very old that is elderly so what does that make me you are a senior citizen who has made it to a hundred and can't i'm a fossil i'm a piece of petrified wood all i want what do you want i want something fruity sober 2020 still going right now something about being in mexico at a resort like this and not having a cold fruity drink in my hand i'm only drinking virgin drinks on this trip because i'm a virgin i'm a born again virgin i don't think that's how it works babe you said this is your favorite hotel you've ever been to yeah the best one i've ever been to even with all your daddy fly outs and stuff like that with all those older men i'm your sugar mommy all right guys so we're at the spa right now mike tucker's on a beautiful spa day i'm just assuming he's gonna be paying for this get away from my titty listen up guys my boyfriend's talking to you there's a private pool here that i can't show you any lower than this right now and so yeah listen it's a spa day i don't want to bore you guys too much because i know you're here for the quick hitting action but make sure you find time to relax make sure you find time to unwind de-stress usually the thing about usually the thing about being overstressed or overworked is that you don't find out about it until it's too late so make sure that you relax and unwind sometimes and don't forget to ask your girlfriend for a good old rub in touch babe get back to work you're my ultimate instagram phone first this is what pays for the vacation boys it's called being a simple babe what the [ __ ] are these angles what's wrong with you all right this is how she ends off her massage some kudos scale of one to ten on the night shift becoming a food vlog mike why don't you shut the [ __ ] up these are actually really good so the chocolate is like a dark chocolate but the slight bitterness of this dude what are you [ __ ] guy fieri now what is this because of the oblong shape and glizzy gobbler like resemblance of these chudos i obviously will not be tasting any of them on the vlog today but we all know he's going to eat the majority of them in real life so just imagine using a long sugary that's enough all right they got multiple ways to travel here in cabo obviously we're going to do the more dangerous the more fast-paced option for you guys girl loaded up in the 1000cc vehicle you ready to go fast babe no are we going fast today or what very fast [Music] all right so we're already down at g7x by the way broken thousand dollars down the [ __ ] drain so we're shooting back on iphone again look at this cactus how old did you say it is 600 years 600 year old cactus that's older than me it's so big no the fans don't want it anymore hi it's me the birthday girl how's it feel to be 24. not 24 michael but i suppose today will be a really great day because i finally get to knock inside of you he's been telling me all year that on my birthday i could finally peg his ass shut the [ __ ] up stop you're not supposed to be eating right now have we eaten all day i don't care give me the chip give me so this is the setup we're right on the beach we got the chef right here cooking it all up and the birthday girl just sitting here enjoying life chorizo and empanadas you don't get any of this there's a pinata how did you get that so cool don't worry about it is there something in here i guess you have to find out you have to smash it and find out it's probably just candy it's probably stuffed with shrimp for all my luck i'm gonna pretend this is your head for vlogging on my birthday okay go for it hit it again wow those are some jose conseiko swings oh son just fell out doesn't look like fine jewelry oh she's going after the horse now babe this is what's gonna happen to you if you cheat on me oh i hit myself in the face cartier pop it open assuming you didn't smash it the [ __ ] smithereens the kid finally did something right babe how does it look do i look beautiful yes i got this for you because i knew you wanted it but also because you've been such an incredible girlfriend for seven months now and you're an absolutely incredible person i love you and the night shift loves you and uh happy birthday baby all right shorties we're coming down to the end of our time this week i just want to say thanks again to the esperanza resort stop touching my dick baby making it so hard my dick and this [ __ ] monologue also a ton of [ __ ] coming down the line for the night shift over the next couple months we already started shooting exclusive content for our uncensored club that i think is gonna be called the overtime crew we're working with the same people that logan used for the maverick club it's gonna be uncensored uncut content once a month fly outs to mukbang with me atlanta facetimes cash giveaways all that good stuff and so we're working on all the back end for that right now and that should be coming to you guys in the next month or so if you haven't liked this video or subscribe to the channel go ahead and do that right now anything else to add this week i love you alright i guess that's it for this week's episode of the night shift thanks for working late with us we are clocking out peace [Music] all right baby come on did you just pee in the pool i didn't just pee in the pool it felt like a warm bubble it was not me yeah don't do that

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Length: 8min 33sec (513 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 10 2020