THE NICEST GUYS r/niceguys | fresh

what is up my aesthetic boys it's fresh back with another video today we have an episode of our slash nice guys and let's be honest between you and me who values friendship with women anyway us marriage rates may be dipping because of a shortage of financially stable men study suggests nah they're just being left on read not trying to be demeaning and yet somehow I feel like he's gonna find a way anyhow back to the post I'm just throwing it out there look on the positive side you're quite attractive if you lost some tummy and we're just a little thick you'd be a perfect match for someone then a lot less people would play with your heart just saying I'd stick it out with you if you got to a nice size I don't like skinny but I don't like fat either just trying to help oh and it's dumb to dye your hair as a red and you already have the mostly appealing color like not to be racist or anything but Asian people it's a vine I'm quoting a vine guys it's it's I'm making fun of it it's like Santa anyway grace Mullane murder trial backpacker died accidentally during women like her are so picky about choosing men but end up with the wrong guy just because she thought he was cute what a all right be so we together or nah this is me swallowing my pride a double text you know I think it's better we don't talk redacted do you ever give up but I love you no you don't what did i do so wrong and why are you telling me how I feel you're a shallow egotistical jerk you lied about having a girlfriend and almost made me your side girl and then when I uncovered who you really are you stalk me for months dude will you please leave me alone I didn't have a girlfriend when I was talking to you I dumped her when I met you why on earth would you think that's right because I don't cheat I am a rare guy I am hot and I am a one-woman man you should be happy that I only want you are you serious please tell me you're joking no I will not apologize for being confident honey that's not what she's asking you to apologize for she's actually not asking you to apologize at all she's asking you to leave her alone yet he's still texted no I will not apologize for being confident you should be too because you are hot and we will make beautiful children girls don't want good guys who are also good-looking because you think we are too good to be true I am for real I dumped that girl because I finally found what I wanted Wow I have nothing else to say to you you're really beautiful you're really beautiful what I'm sorry grandma all that anyhow you're really beautiful but you go and date [ __ ] look I'm dating them because I like them not because you like them can't make time for me I'm sorry I have work it's a busy weekend yeah what about next week hey stop beating up and answer me this app is literally made for us but for some reason even though think they're better than me I give you a chance to be with a genuine guy get better standards instead of lurking for I'm not gonna say that word instead of lurking for redacted like yourself I would also like to point out this dude waited a whole 10 I kid you not 10 minutes between when he sent what about next week and saying in all caps stop being a and answer me nice guy asks a girl they just met out on a date girl rejects them cuz they don't know them that well nice guy okay oh well so you want to do it the hard way huh not all boys cheat some are forced to cheat by how girls treat them you know I've been running the math on that trying to work of these numbers this one just isn't adding up no matter how hard I think about it what if we got together well I get out of group at noon what are you getting into today maybe that nice rear of yours that kidding huh I'm not sure lol yeah I'm not sure my boyfriend would be into that boyfriend it's not like we're having your but would be very exciting and underwear just kidding again lol there is many other things we could do besides me eating your ass like a gentleman maybe a back rub that hits the glutes I bet you are sword well well stop forgive my silliness okay but dial it back about to move into my new apartment November cold days coming up it's really awesome to be able to talk to you and have fun just between us totally unrelated to work I would never say anything bad about you thank you lol I hope you wouldn't either I wouldn't what's this all about well I was texting you about your butt just hoping it stays between us I'm definitely a rude gay but no matter what I would never tell another iron worker what happened between us have you ever met a side vampire has anyone set out to ruin your reputation are those two things connected what is this I've an pyre let's see sigh vampa oh god it stands for a psychic vent this dude thinks he's a psychic vampire so he's creepy and crazy I don't know if I want to read the rest of this conversation but here goes nothing dang I thought we could just hang you know I bet it feels good for a mentally challenged treatment patient like yourself to drag others down I bet it feels good for a mentally to obits that it's the same text the second the phone messed up I guess you know a signal issue what a buzzkill am i right then yeah you are aware I never even implied I had anything to do with you truly at all and I'm just ignoring you hoping you'll just shut the [ __ ] up but instead you're just getting more and more aggressive than insane you know that right you act like I have any interest in you or your but I don't accept that and leave me alone well I guess at the end of the day the guy isn't entirely wrong I mean there are always so many other things that we could be doing besides eating your ass like a gentleman like literally all of the other things also I figured I might as well share this one with you when I try to look up what's I've an pyre man and found out that he stood for a psychic vampire I came across an article from 2003 that's titled psychic vampire and starts off with the sentence let's face it we've probably all fallen prey to a psychic vampire possibly without even knowing it and I'd just like to say no I don't think we have are there any Black Friday deals on girls who haven't had 50 plus sin then well on account of the fact that you can't sell people probably not guys I hate girls things more sorry I hate girls they are always like I like you so much you're so kind and nice to us you're not like others and they still flirt with those bad guys but when I am rude to them they say I'm disgusting and go away you know damn it I don't understand when I'm nice the girl doesn't want to sleep with me and when I mean the girl still doesn't want to sleep with me what the [ __ ] almost like they've bottled the autonomy or can like that that dude who replies faster than your boyfriend give him a chance or not cuz maybe my boyfriend's at work instead of saying hit me up girls should just say hit me up black guys only racist fourteen-year-olds this is uh this is what my career is about okay hit me up black guys only or hit me up convicts guys that will cheat on me three times and ugly mofos only so that is guys don't waste half our lives living false dreams look pal I know your 7th grade crush really likes going after convicted felons but let me tell you the only thing worse than a nice guy is a racist nice guy well no there there are other things that are a lot worse but you get what I'm saying if I asked you to marry what would you say I'm already married how about now huh I send you a picture myself and this second picture of myself leaning against the car apparently from the same night given my clothing choice pictures don't change the fact that I've been married for almost three years Yala was only cut out for that street mentality you ain't ready for a dude that'll open your mind God imagine being a 15 year old boy in 2019 I mean what a what an absolute time to be alive okay can I spoil you huh like by you cute stuff lol I've got a boyfriend was only trying to be nice not getting your pants lol look I am a nice guy I have a good moral compass I will send you incessant messages and will lose my mind if you don't respond you are a queen until you do not me so I'm being single again that's what happens when you try to be the nice guy in express feelings what the girl guy is supposed to do nowadays man maybe I should just start being a savage again it's a lot easier that way homeboy let me stop you right there you

Channel: undefined

Views: 164,403

Rating: 4.9459047 out of 5

Keywords:

Id: Ohl12Qsyzd4

Length: 10min 23sec (623 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 16 2019