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edited for broadcast. [music playing] -From Hollywood,
it's "The Newlywed Game," and here are today's newlyweds. Couple number one walked down
the aisle nine months ago, Wanda and Michael Brown. Couple number two did
the I do's 17 months ago, Linda and Bob Matthews. Couple number three made it
official three months ago, Cindy and Howie Lemus. And couple number
four exchanged their vows four and 1/2 months
ago, Brandy and Antoine Hill. And now, here's the star
of "The Newlywed Game", Bob Eubanks! -Wow. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Hello, everybody. Welcome to "The Newlywed
Game", and a special hello to our newlywed couples.
How are you? You ready to play?
-Yeah! -Okey-dokey. Tell you what
we're going to do. I'm going to start
the show off by asking the husbands some questions. So what I want the
ladies to do is to go off to our soundproof room. Would you do that
for me please? And while the
ladies are leaving, I'd like to remind our
husbands I'll be asking you some five-point questions. You'll be answering
these questions as you predict your wife will
answer the same question when she returns. Now, remember, if her answer
matches your prediction, you then get five points. One couple with the most
points at the end of the show wins a great second honeymoon. So gentlemen, if you are ready,
here's your first question. Gentlemen, comparing your
wife's body to planet Earth, which of the following
bodies of water will she say you rarely sail? Her Arctic Ocean,
her Pacific Ocean, her Atlantic Ocean,
or her Gulf of Mexico. Antoine, which of those bodies
of water do you rarely sail? -I'm going to say her Arctic. -You rarely
sail her Arctic Ocean. -Yeah, because it's deep. -Yeah. Howie. -I have to say
the Gulf of Mexico. -You rarely
sail her Gulf of Mexico. -Yes, because-- I'm just going to
stick with that answer. -That's
fine with me. Hey, Bob.
-I would say the Arctic Ocean. Just I don't go down there. -Her Arctic. OK. Michael. -Her Pacific. -You rarely
sail her Pacific Ocean. -Right. It's very wide. -I see. OK. Gentlemen, tell me, of all of
your wife's friends, who will she say is really the
worst influence on her? Give me a first name
only, please, Howie. -I'd have to say
her friend Stephanie. She's always jumping
from guy to guy. -Stephanie is a
bad influence on your wife. -I would think so, yes. -Yeah, I
would think so too. Bob. -I would say her friend Kelly. -Kelly. -She's just--she
sticks up for herself and takes care of
her, and sometimes she takes my wife with her.
-Oh, yeah. You don't want a woman
who sticks up for herself. That's dangerous. Michael. -I would have to say LaRhonda. -LaRhonda is a
bad influence on your wife. -Bad influence on my wife.
-Oh, be careful. Antoine.
-I would say Rietta. -Rietta is a
bad influence on Brandy? -Yes. Real lazy. She don't like to do nothing.
-Who? Brandy doesn't? -No, her friend, but
you know, you know, they hang together some.
-Yeah, they hang together. Yeah, gotcha.
Next question. Gentlemen, how will
your wife say you would complete this sentence?
This is you talking. To start off the baseball
season, they throw out the first ball, and to
start off our relationship, I wanted to throw
out my wife's what? Bob. -Her brother. -Her brother. Took you a long time,
but I like the answer. Michael. -Her clothes is
too small for her. -Her clothes
that are too small. -She got a lot of
clothes that's too small. -Yeah.
-All over the house. Too small.
-Too small. Antoine. -Her whole family.
-Her whole family. -Her mother.
Her brother. -Get
rid of all of them. -If you seen them,
Bob, I'm telling you. -No, I haven't seen them. Are they a pain? -Pain is the best way, the
clean way to describe them. -Yes, I got you. Howie. -I'd have to say
her boyfriend. -Want to
throw out her boyfriend. -Had to throw
out her boyfriend. -Well, I don't blame you.
Thank you, gentlemen. We'll be right back to
reunite these newlyweds. We'll see how well
the husbands have predicted what
their wives will say right after these messages. (music playing) (music playing) Welcome back, everybody. Gentlemen, we've recorded
your predictions on cards. You now have them
flat on your laps. Each time that your prediction
matches your wife's answer, you get five points. One couple with the most
points at the end of the show wins a great second
honeymoon, and we're going to find out who that's
going to be right now. Ladies, comparing your
body to planet Earth, which of the following
bodies of water does your husband rarely sail? Does he rarely sail
your Gulf of Mexico, your Atlantic Ocean,
your Pacific Ocean, or your Arctic Ocean? Wanda, where does
he rarely sail? -Arctic Ocean. -He rarely
sails your Arctic Ocean. -Yeah. -No kidding. Michael says he rarely
sails your Pacific Ocean. He says it's too big. -OK. -Linda. -I'll say the Arctic Ocean. -The Arctic Ocean. He said he rarely sails
your Arctic Ocean. Yes. OK. (applause) Cindy.
-Atlantic. -Atlantic Ocean. He said he rarely sails
your Gulf of Mexico. -You know I never
go down south. (gasp) -You are so--
-You always complain. -I complain about that? Oh, I can't believe
you said that. -Gulf of Mexico is south. -You do have a problem,
don't you, Cindy? -Well, I was thinking
that was way south. -Yeah.
-That is way south. -But that--no.
Way south is like... -That's about as
south as you can get. -Around here. -Brandy. -Atlantic Ocean. -He rarely
sails your Atlantic Ocean. He said he rarely sails
your Arctic Ocean. -Oh, OK. I don't know what
that would mean. -I didn't where it was. I made up something. -What's
the matter, Antoine? -I said I didn't
know where it was. -You just know
you don't go there, right? -Choose something.
-Next question. Ladies, out of all
of your friends, who is really the
worst influence on you? Give me a first
name only, please. Linda. -I would say my friend Kelly. -Kelly. Your husband said
it would definitely be your friend Kelly. Yes.
-Yeah. -Cindy. -That would have
to be Stephanie. She's a real party girl. -Stephanie. Your husband predicted
it would be Stephanie. Yes. Brandy. -Um, Rietta because she
never picks me up for school when I'm supposed to. -Rietta is a
bad influence on you, OK. -Yeah, I never go to school. -Antoine said
it's definitely Rietta. -One time. -Yes. All right. Wanda. -Carmen.
-Carmen. No, he said LaRhonda
is a bad influence on you. -(laughing) -Here. Let me try another question. We're having so much
fun with that one. Ladies, how did your husband
complete this sentence? This is him talking. To start off the
baseball season, they throw out the first ball. To start off our
relationship, I wanted to throw out my wife's what? Cindy. -My aggressiveness? -Aggressiveness. He said he wanted to
throw out your boyfriend. -Oh, yeah. But he didn't know I had
a boyfriend till later. -Oh, I see. OK. Brandy. -My dad's bad attitude. -Your dad's bad attitude. All right. Antoine said he's
going to throw out your whole darn family
is what he's going to do. -You know your family.
They're cuckoo. -They're all cuckoo?
-He loves them. He loves them. -They're better now, but
when we first got together. -Oh, you got
them trained a little bit. -Yeah.
-Does that count? Family dad?
-No, it doesn't count. No. Sorry. -Judges? -The
whole darn family. Wanda, he wanted
to throw out what? -My ex-boyfriend. It has to be.
-Your ex-boyfriend. -It has to be.
-All right. No. Michael said he wanted
to throw out the clothes that are too small for you. -Your clothes
that are too small. Throwing them out.
Throwing them out. -But not in the beginning
of our relationship. They wasn't too small. -You mean you've
gained a little weight since you've met him.
-Oh, I've gained. Yeah.
-How come? -Just a little bit. -She can't push
away that eating. -Oh, she
can't push it away. -She eat when I eat. -Oh, and
you eat all the time? -Yeah.
-All the time. -All through the night.
-He eats at night? -Yes.
-She right behind me. -Really? She's right behind you. -I'm up. She's up eating. -He doesn't even
have his eyes open. He's just eating. -He doesn't have
his eyes open? -You know, just grab
something and eat it. -Right behind me, 24/7. -And you're
right behind him eating too? -Well, not now. -No. -No. -Linda. -I'm going to say my curfew. -Your curfew. He said he wanted
to throw out-- card please--your brother. -Oh. -All right, we'll be right back to see how well the
wives can predict what their husbands will say
right after these messages. (music playing) Welcome back, everybody. Now, ladies, your husbands
are all secluded off stage, and it's your turn to
predict what they will say. Remember, these questions
will now be worth 10 points, and here's our first one. Ladies, who will
your husband say satisfied more sexual
fantasies before the two of you started dating? You or him? Who satisfied more sexual
fantasies, Cindy, before the two of you started dating? -Definitely me.
-You did? -Oh, yeah. I went out with a lot of
people before we got married. -Is that right? -Way more than him. So it was me. -OK.
-Not anymore though. -Linda. -I would say myself. -You satisfied
more sexual fantasies. -Yeah. -You
little devil, you. I'll be darned. -Well.
-Hey, Wanda. -Definitely me.
-You did? -Yes. -You satisfied more sexual
fantasies than Michael? -Yes.
-I'll be darned. Does he know that? -Yeah. He knows. Yeah.
-OK. Brandy.
-He did. -He did.
-Yeah. -He satisfied more. All right, next
question, ladies. If I gave you a
red magic marker and asked you to draw a big
red X over the one thing on your husband
that you'd most like to make disappear
right now, what will he say
you would X out? Linda. -His gut.
-His gut. -His stomach. He does this thing where he
pushes it out on purpose. -Oh, I can
hardly wait to see that. -Oh, no.
You don't want to see that. -Wanda.
-Definitely his stomach. -His stomach.
-Yes. -X that sucker out.
-Yes. -OK.
Brandy. -His big flabby,
yucky stomach. -Big
flabby, yucky stomach. -Yes. -Is it
really big and yucky? -It's big. -Is it yucky? -It's got stretch
marks on it right here. -Is that right? -Oh, no. -Boy. -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Oh, his
family is just going to razz him something awful.
-No, they know. They know.
-Oh, they know. I see. Cindy. -Oh, his feet. -His feet. -They're hairy, and then the
toes are like really round. -Really? -They look like
Flintstone toes. Oh, they're horrible. Bad. -I can just hear him leaving the bathroom
in the morning going, yabba dabba doo. OK, here's the last of
our 10-point questions. Ladies, how will
your husbands say you would complete this sentence? This is you talking. If Ellen DeGeneres can announce
on television that she's gay, the least my husband can do,
now that he's on TV, is admit that he what? Wanda. -Boy, there's a
lot of things he is. -I know. What are you going
to say though? -Admit that he's crazy. -That he's crazy.
-Yes. -All right, brandy. -Admit that--
-That he-- -That he went
to Walmart to buy some clothes to wear today,
because he didn't have any clothes that-- that he can wear here. And when we realized--and
when we realized it, it was-- -He went to Walmart
to buy these clothes? -Yeah, because
it's open 24 hours. -OK. Cindy. -That sometimes--
well, most of the time-- he's--he's wrong. He never admits that
he does anything wrong. -Is admit
that he is wrong. -He can be wrong.
-OK. -That he can be wrong. -Fine. Linda. -I would say admit
to the amount of... -Admit that he-- -Food he consume
in one sitting. -Pardon me?
-Food consumption. He eats, like, a half a gallon
of ice cream at one time. -So admit that
he can eat a lot of food. OK. 25-point bonus
question, ladies. Which are the
following shirts will your husband say he
owns more of, t-shirts, sweatshirts, button-down
shirts, or pullover shirts? Brandy.
-T-shirts. -T-shirts.
Cindy. -T-shirts.
-T-shirts. Linda.
-T-shirts. -T-shirts. Wanda. -T-shirts.
-T-shirts. Ladies, thank you. We'll be back with the
husbands to compare answers on "The Newlywed Game"
right after these messages. (music playing) Hi.
Welcome back, everybody. Gentlemen, let's see
how well your wives have predicted what you will say. And remember, these questions
are now worth 10 points. So pay attention, you guys. These are the big ones. First question. Gentlemen, who satisfied
more sexual fantasies before the two of you started dating? You or your wife? Bob.
-I did. -You did. Way to go, Bob. Oh, I didn't want
you to let me down. Yeah, with a name like Bob. You know, by gosh.
Linda said for sure. No, she did, Bob.
-Oh, yeah. -She satisfied
a lot more, she said. What do you think, Howie? -I would have to say I would.
-Oh, for sure. I knew you'd say that. She said definitely she did,
pal. -(inaudible). -You never tell me anything. -I don't tell you, but-- -Well, how am I
supposed to know? I'm not a mind reader.
-Well, it's me, definitely. -She doesn't tell you.
She tells us though. -Oh, sure. Yeah, sure. Hey. -He told me he's
dated seven girls. Now he's saying, oh, it's me.
-Yeah, it's me. Yeah. If you want to know anything
about her past sexual fantasies, you just call us.
-Yeah, I'll call you. -Yeah.
-Thank you. -Hey, Antoine. -All right, Bob. Me. Put that on me. -Are you sure? -I'm sure. -Yeah,
I knew you were. All right, she
predicted you would say definitely it was him. Yeah. You did. All right. Michael. Michael, you devil, you. Look at the smile on his face. -Definitely had to be me. -Oh, I
knew it would be. Yeah, for sure. She said--(laughing) Can you believe he said him? What was you--
what's the card say, Wanda? No, she did, pal. -Before we started dating,
not when we are dating. -Yeah. Right. -I know your past. -You know his past?
-I had a lot of (inaudible). -Yes.
-Dull, boring? -Yes.
-But yours was-- -Very boring. He stays to himself.
-What? -He stayed to himself.
-As far as she knows. As far as she knows.
-Yeah. -See, now I know he
told me a story, huh? -Yeah.
-As far as she know. Had a lot of things
going on in my past. -Did you really?
-Really. -What about her past? Do you know
anything about that? -Yes, he know.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Did she have a lot
of things going on? -From what she tells me, yes.
-Ooh. -So how did you get
the answer wrong? -Yeah. -I had more going on. -Oh, man. Let me ask you
another question. Maybe you get this
next one right. Gentlemen, if I gave your
wife a red magic marker and ask her to draw a big
red X over the one thing on you that she would most like
to make disappear right now, what would she X out? Howie. -That would have to
be my love handles. -Your love handles.
-She's been-- -She said she would X out--
card please-- your hairy feet. -My hairy feet? -Are you going to tell me
they're nice looking feet? -My feet are OK.
It's my love handles. -No, she said you got
Fred Flintstone feet is what she said. -You ought to see her feet. -Really? -Talk about ugly feet.
-Not as bad as his feet. -Antoine, what's
she going to X out on you? I can't imagine. -Me either, Bob.
-Yeah. When you're perfect,
you're perfect, you know? -My gut.
-Your gut. -Yeah, my belly.
-Yeah. You know what she said? She said you're big
flabby, yucky stomach is what she said. Yeah. -Why we got to have jokes? -Antoine, she said you got
stretch marks right here. -Hey, that's because I used
to be real skinny, you know. But.
-Oh, I see. OK.
-Got married. -Hey,
Michael, what's she going to X out on you, Mr. perfect? -I have to say my stomach too.
-Your stomach. All right, she said she's
going to X out your stomach. That's it. Yeah. Bob. -It's got to be my beer belly. -Got to
be the old belly. She said it has to be your gut. Yeah. OK. Next question now. Gentlemen, how did your
wife complete this sentence? Now, this is her talking. She said, if Ellen DeGeneres
can announce on television that she's gay, the least my
husband can do, now that he's on TV, is admit that he what. Antoine. Admit that you what. -I scratch myself
and smell it. (laughing) It's a guy thing. You know, I just be
sitting on the couch. -Brandy said admit that-- admit that--that you went
clothes shopping at Walmart. -Oh, snap! (laughing) (cheering) Oh, I (inaudible). -Hey, let
me see what you bought. Hey, Antoine, you buy
all that at Walmart? -No, man. (laughter) It's not funny anymore. (laughing) -Michael. -That I walked out the room
with a bra and her high heels on. Playing though.
We was just playing. -You what?
Wait a minute, Michael. -We were just playing. -You put on her bra
and her high heels? -I was--I was
joking with her. -Yeah, what
else did you have on? -That's it.
-That's all you had on? -And my shorts, my shorts.
-Your shorts? -My shorts. -With her bra and her--
what are you-- -High heels on.
We was playing. I was playing (inaudible). -What are
your friends going to say? -They ain't going
to say nothing. I'm a pure man. Trust me. -You're a pure man, my foot.
-Right. -She said--
she didn't say that. She said you're crazy. Admit you're crazy.
-That's crazy. -All right, Bob.
Admit that he-- -Got to admit I'm
wrong once in a while. -That you're wrong
once in a while. -I like to think
I'm right sometimes. -All right,
she said admit that he can eat a lot of food. -Never been a problem
to admit that. -That I make mistakes once
in a while, or that I'm wrong. -That you're
wrong once in a while. She said at least you could
admit that you can be wrong. You got it. OK. Before we get to our
25-point bonus question, let's see where our winning
couple will be going on their second honeymoon. -You're going to Jamaica! (cheering) You'll enjoy a week at Couples,
the all-inclusive romantic Caribbean resort,
deluxe Accommodations, award-winning cuisine,
and unlimited premium wines and liquors,
plus exciting land and water sports and island excursions. Have a wonderful time at
Couples Resort in Jamaica. Back to you, Bob.
-Thank you, Cramer. 25-point bonus question. Here it is, gentlemen. Which of the following
shirts do you own more of, sweatshirts,
pullover shirts, t-shirts, button-down shirts. Couple number one, Michael
and Wanda, you have 10. 25 will give you 35. Michael. -I know this is right.
Button down. -Button down. She said you own more t-shirts. Couple number three,
Howie and Cindy with 15. 25 will give you 40. Howie, take over the lead
with the correct answer. -I know she--
she was complaining when we first got married.
-Answer please. -But I have too many t-shirts.
-T-shirts. She said t-shirts. Yes. That's right. All right, couple number two. Bob and Linda. -(inaudible) -Hey, Michael. (laughter) Michael's getting carried away. Couple number two, Bob
and Linda, you have 20. 25 will give you 45. (laughing) Get it right, and
you'll be in first place. What's your answer? -What were my
selections again? -Sweatshirts,
pullover shirts, t-shirts, or button-down shirts. -I'd have to
definitely say t-shirts. -T-shirts.
She said t-shirts. All right. All right, couple number
four, Antoine and Brandy Hill, you have 25. 25 will give you 50. Antoine, get it right,
and you're going to have to go to
Walmart to get a bathing suit to go on your honeymoon. -Oh, snap. T-shirt. -T-shirts.
-Yeah! -Yeah! Antoine and Brandy,
you're our "Newlywed Game" grand prize winners. Well, thanks to
all of our couples. Thanks to you.
I'm Bob Eubanks. See you next time.
Bye-bye, everybody. (music playing)
