Ah Here we go again back into the world of 60 seconds We're gonna be building an ice cream truck tank thing You know My buddy Dre is actually building a tank in his playthrough, and I don't Understand how he can get a tank and I get an ice-cream truck with a mounted machine gun on it I mean this thing looks cooling has got a red dot sight I don't know why you'd want that on machine gun, but it looks just like amazing. We're gonna try to build this today Get some tires and drive off get rescued in the post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland. So let's do it. Let's roll. Oh my word We got a lot of stuff back here. I don't like it. Well, there's a lot of stuff in the bathroom so far away Oh, there's a lot of junk in this room - speaking of junk. There's both of them stranded in that room, man This is gonna be a hard scavenge because everything's so far away. So, you know what? I'm just gonna reload it Oh and making so much easier. Look at that. There's nothing in this room pretty much nothing worthwhile in that room This is much better. Nothing worthwhile in this room. I'm kidding. She's in here. Wow. This is actually pretty good Let's grab the boiling some food to begin with. Come on Timmy. Let's roll I'm gonna throw you into the garbage can and my garbage can I mean the shelter? That's perfect Good job kid And you I'm gonna grab you next because why not and we're gonna grab the bug spray to make you smell better in the hole It's perfect. Okay, let's grab the map And I'm gonna grab food and water here just because food and water smells can taste good. Aha. All right around the corner Let's grab the mother and the water. Give me that water get a dork nugget Okay, and the gas mask give me got it perfect in the hole in the hole everything in I'm gonna grab them Oh, that's not the boys. Go. Look. I thought it was where's the Boy Scout book yet? Oh shoot. Give me that thing I didn't see the Boy Scout book Oh Oh can't we're to go in here. We're gonna get this thing quick We're gonna get this thing quick. We're gonna grab this one quick. I didn't see the Boy Scout book I'm gonna grab I knew what a half teacher I have got one mission. It's got this thing. I'm gonna grab the flashlight. Oh, Oh Oh just barely made it just barely made it. Okay. We'll see what we get. Let's see what we get What a beautiful day to be alive Actually, this doesn't look too shabby It looks pretty stinking good if you ask me Okay, we got all those stuff in here automatically and the Sookie's had the Boy Scout book. Perfect That's why I wouldn't grabbed it now You guys told me that I need to feed and water them every fifth date Not every fourth date just to make it a little bit better. So we're gonna do that We're gonna do this Oh perfect a voice speaking a foreign language. Oh, yeah. Hey, it's the Canadians Yeah Don't you know? actually what I do that voice a lot of people get mad a lot of the Canadians get offended which is which is weird because they're the ones that usually apologize for things but man Connect Canada's a big country like from east to west is huge So if you've never heard a Canadian accent, you might want to go to a different part of Canada That's what I'm gonna say. Also. It's a joke the Canadian accent. Eh, it's joke Eh don't you know that's kind of Minnesotan too because I grew up in Minnesota Oh More difficult to breathe in our shelter last couple hours who suspect something might be wrong with the ventilation stuck Somehow I'm gonna use the flashlight to see if there's anything stuck. Oh, I heard a squeak I heard a mouse squeak. Was there a mouse, please don't be injured now. You have to be injured, don't you? Obvious thing to do when the Mena's block is check what's blocking it when you shine your flashlight in too high of a mutated insects Oh, maybe I should have used the bug spray. That would have been better. Well, you know what? Let's fix her still strong radiation so we're not headed out a little trash cabinet coming full of empty soups and Unmentionable bucket is overflowing and attracting glowing suspiciously big insect wildlife smashing with the book Hey Mary, Jane's back to normal. Hopefully we get the first aid kit fixed pretty soon And everyone gets food and water. Congratulations. You're not gonna die today Plenty of distant relatives onto a doubt we're gonna find a picture and it'll go right here. Hey, there's our picture right there Everyone gets a little bit of cheerfulness woke up to a dripping sound today notice something leaking from the pipes that green liquid innocent enough Big green. Okay, here we go. Here we go The green liquid can turn Mary Jane into the mute, which would be awesome. That would be awesome to get right away So we're not gonna touch any of these and maybe mutant Mary Jane is gonna find us the ice cream truck. Oh she's here She's hideous. Oh, I love her. She's only the face though that a mother could love look at this She doesn't even care one bit. It's like hey, that's my daughter. I love her I think and then she's like Hey, this is awesome, I didn't think that would actually happen. So day 7, they need food and water like normal we're gonna send her out because why not she can do everything Oh, The government announced they were dropping crates with supplies. Ah Mary Jane Mary Jane, fine soup good job. Oh, wow. We lost the gas mess, but we found other things that's cool Who's gonna over you to send out? Definitely Mary Jane the mutant? Yep, go fork? Oh, she disappeared and everyone's happier. Aren't you Dolores? You just that face Yep, that's really nice of your face. Oh, she blinked. She's alive still who we're discussing plans of her first meal It didn't involve tomato soup discovered that came from what what heard yells on the side, okay Anything we can okay. How much food water do we have we have two extra waters? We'll give water day Ted So everyone gets food water today? They're not dead yet. That's a good choice Okay problems finding enough words to express gratitude many tears were shed smiles and hugs exchanged wish for the best It's a great feeling to help someone out Okay, so everyone gets food and water good as long as we have food and water we can stay locked inside Let's listen to the military. Maybe Mary and Jane will bring me back something not today She did not bring stuff back today. Ah, there was a gang of firefighters outside. At least they're dressed like ones They've been banging on the door ordering us to surrender all over the place. No, I'm gonna shoot him. That'll work good Oh, oh, I hear I heared the door the door opened Mary Jane's back Yeah, and we broke her gun not surprising a few shots were enough to send the cowards running. Okay? Food water, okay, you earned it give her in food and water today I'm gonna send her out again cuz why not some of us are keener to go outside I know who is Mary Jane cuz look at that face. She's so excited to go outside. This actually makes me wonder Oh, hey, wait. Wait. No. Okay. We're cellphone Can I get the ice cream truck if mutant mary-jane is on finding pieces for it? I don't know She's gonna be smart enough to figure it out and we did talk on the phone. It is the survivors from Hilo Valley Okay, so we can get that way to win. Oh, it's much safer to travel on the surface. No, perfect found some weird mushrooms We're not eating shrooms. No shrooms to eat and day 19 There's a lot of space down here can smell everything one of the wall breaks got loose. Okay, let's open it up. Yeah We'll see how I can find something cool behind. Usually it's a can of soup with a dead rat. Oh, hey Listen, it's Morse code. Ah, yep a dead rat with a can of soup I knew it food and water day another broadcast from the military what locally in a general area a deck of cards a Deck of cards. I don't have that but it sounds like her to her game home. Hello her to her. Oh Wow She got ourselves a medkit beautiful Fresh dirt. Wow, we've got so much food and water now and it's awfully quiet outside. Maybe you'll send someone other than that. Oh, Let's play list of things you hate about her neighbor, okay? Yeah, we're gonna send out Mary Jane cuz she's just gonna growl at him and lick their legs Hey, she found a gas mask inside the neighbor's house perfect Today is a good day to go outside stretch bit. Get some fresh toxic air. You know what? Let's send out Ted I know we're not supposed to but maybe we can get the pieces for the car. Oh, she's growing hair She looks like that the street fighter character right street fighter was that the one if we care about the future our kids we need to start homeschooling Timmy or maybe a shelter schooling just Definitely can't just school her anymore Oh A knock at the door, who could that be? Say grandma bringing cookies got a visit from a person with a physical mutation seem to grow several extra fully operational hands Uh, is he gonna date Mary Jane Oh people with other deformities Friendly and struggle to gather supplies. They just shoo them away. And if you're getting sick you promises we give them supplies Okay, what do I have? You know what we'll give them water water Water every day He doesn't know that we have a mutant of our own food and water for everyone a Note on their doorstep took us by surprise and we fought a request to bring supplies to settle locations signed friends What kind of friends yeah, I'm gonna do that. I like giving away my loot Where's Ted when we need him No, okay, people have sent the letter twin siblings brother and his sister. Very good We needed that one a sleazy looking traitor carrying an ecclesiastical Maybe mary-jane will eat the kitty all I hear the kitty noises, haha As soon as the door closed a train of the big violently shook emitting a screeching Sounds yet lose the cat try to keep track of dates. Just don't add up. Luckily Timmy remembered. It's his birthday today Good job, Timmy. Where's your dad at though boy? Did he just leave sounds familiar day 28 Where's Ted? Ted went to go to the corner store Never never came home again. Oh, hey, what do we get? So do I want a deck of cards for a flashlight? No, I don't really know. We're not gonna do that. I hear knocking at the door. Maybe it's dad. Nope. It's a kitty Despite his desperate attempt to sell us all kinds of things Okay You get food water tomorrow everyone a galloping horse rush to the door greeted by two men dressed like that came from Medieval Fair Identify the source of the town. So this is the Monty Python one, right? And I said they're looking for an antique cup. Yep Okay, just let him check our map and then they'll give us simply like a gun. Oh, oh the door opened. Is that the dad? He came home. He came home. Oh, yes. We got the padlock good Okay Timmy or Ted has returned from the surface trying to get a nearby bar the world's and such a respectful family like her own never go there the time he gave us hope soup and water atomic blast interrupted a poker game Finishing that game anytime soon. Oh, we got the deck of cards. Ah, man We didn't get anything about this the other thing. No, okay, it's food and water day. We need some more food pretty soon So let's send out Mary Jane another adventure a little transmission from the army. Perfect. So we sent Mary Jane outside Hopefully she hurries back. You can have food and water in a couple more days. Timmy is bored Okay, let's play him charades. He can't even see how can he play charades? I heard a kitty cat There's a good kitty Oh charades broke my ax and that's terrible. Uh, Dude to do Jericho is fresh tradition to her family believe it or not notice something that's color. Okay Let's try that before I reach the industry. We were stopped by two men wearing dark coats two stylish hat The restaurants can't pick them up saying you're looking for him for a while now Okay, that's fine old lady owns him Something's missing fan checks jumped in Dolores hasn't talked for a long time. Oh, but knock at the door again Okay, let's get food and water happy to open the door and see some friendly faces. The siblings are asking help again Oh, no, we don't have the ax The only way we can win right now is by oh, maybe make me Mary Jane brought the ex back. Yeah She did she brought back a new axe good girl Sometimes a sudden urge to play an instrument takes over us we create beautiful sounds to be shared with the world around us to sing And play and have cute mutated animals. Come to our feet and listen like a post-apocalyptic Snow White. Shall we? Yes, we will Oh Ted's got a cool beard. I heard the cat to get wait the cat was gone. Wasn't it? Hi kitty Be careful what you wish for after a few minutes of playing a small group of mutated cockroach jumped on the cracks in her walls And started moving to the rhythm of the SOG writing circles and shook their little antennae would be adorable if they were disgusting Now what we're supposed to do they bother if we got cockroaches in earth. This is weird Jerk out back at the shelter this morning Ted's hungry. Okay, who's gonna go exhibition? Obviously no we got cockroaches in here Hey, I'm mutant cockroach. Oh, that's so cool And we got a kitty cat curiosity almost killed the cat Sheri Cobb found a tiny wire sticking up from the ceiling and pulled it out Plaster debris fell from a table topped off with a big meowing fur ball. What is that thing? Nobody remembers it being here cat might be angry if we take it away the where maybe it's best to leave it Let's examine the wire that's a good idea and we follow the wire outside and found a half burned-out truck with two surprised gentlemen inside Surrounded by an array of blinking bulbs some space Tech right there. We're listening. Give me our very own shelter There are feeble excuses roadside picnic didn't convince us. Even Timmy knows get up picnics here car had wheels. No wheels. I need wheels I need them for my ice cream truck. Oh wait, the funny cockroaches. Haven't really left us to be fair They're causing that much trouble. It seemed relatively friendly and curious. We opened her eyes We saw him standing in a perfect line in front of us there waiting for something Cuba. They play him songs on their harmonica I've never seen this before. I got an achievement. It's called disco Roach. Oh They're gone. Now. That's sad. I liked them. They were my friends Wow, if you can't beat em join up figure The roaches were craving more of our music. So we feel fairly unspoken request Prancing all around creating fun shapes on the floor then all of a sudden they left one line show's over But they came back in a group carrying supplies in there strong mutated backs weird That's awesome You can have food in the water Now Oh soldiers sent another message requesting survivors remain patient and await further instructions Additionally officer requested the survivors able to bring some gas canisters to the nearby stop to do it as soon as possible Ok, and another knock at the door. Oh Did I forget to feed him? No, I did. I fed him I think Did I not feed him I'm gonna feed him My pretend he did it yesterday Oh Agis you were spying on us now at the door they want explain herself. Let's hear the mountain day 42. Where is Mary Jana? I have a cat but no Mary Jane. They were agents real live secret agents on a government mission We saw their identity cards briefly. They weren't listening in on us It was the cat they were interested in they made a request to wanting to eat it With some sort of top-secret mission in the future if we would do that They promised to extract a government safe house full of supplies and doughnuts Hopefully they'll come back soon with more information about to finish your dinner. You can call it that heard something I'm knocking on the door. He was interested in ammo. Sure Oh, what was that noise a little little wafter noise I don't even know what it was, but I gave the dude ammo they gave me a can of food Which is nice because I'm getting a little low. We got a little scared. Oh, that was the noise When the map fell off the wall Maybe our shelter is haunted. Maybe the mat filled down to reveal some sort of safe behind it. Yes. I always open it safe I was opening secret safe What is this gonna be Oh Mary, Jane came home to I don't even know what we'll have. Oh She's so scary. Oh, it was mo in the safe Oh Berger brought back a gun. Okay, that's good. Oh, it's stupid and That's stuff too. Very good. Now the question is do I want to keep sending her out? I mean she's feeling excellent Why not dire circumstances supplies are running low if we don't take care of ourselves Nobody else will neighbors had a shelter with a broken trapdoor and maybe some supplies inside. Of course There's a chance the neighbor and her kids managed to get in there. I don't really need Yeah, I don't need supplies. Should I go do it? I'm gonna do it just because that gets rid of this We can't build the twins. I don't really want the government. I want to try to get the cat rescue Okay, we're going in we're gonna go steal from the neighbors. Oh, that was a gunshot. That was not a good sound Yeah, there's blood on the wall Oh What do we get four cans of water four bottles of water? Sorry bottles. We're just gonna drown ourselves in the sorrow No, of course, she's gonna go outside. Oh, no ten out you get sick Ted isn't feeling. Well something to do with the cat here litter in the shelter. I Didn't know he could get cat-like allergic to cats using a high-tech setup involving paper cups and yards of string the agents rank our little Top secret mission will certainly light us VIP bunker very soon. Oh, yes right down to saw the journal easy peasy. Lemon squeezy I'm doing it Sally scary when people leave I don't like it. Okay Dolores on the way out They ration supplies door-to-door salesmen fought his way to our shelter The apocalypse came with a bunch of leaflets trying to convince us of a astros citizen But we refused to response to sell supplies reveal some state secrets in return cool I'm giving them water cuz I got a buttload of it. This is one of the longest playthroughs I think I've had Dave 48 we haven't won or anything yet. We were generous. So we shared uh supplies with him He tried to make us believe that America has a working space station in orbit or other head according to that guy Exploded when the bombs dropped how convenient a working space station what a joker. He's probably so hungry and hydrated dehydrated His brain started playing tricks on him. All right We open the bunker this morning to let some fresh air in we discovered a small suitcase. I am NOT gonna do that It's pretty simple. We don't know where it comes from. We can't trust it. Yep. That's simple enough Conducting our daily supply count we notice that a soup can was missing We're obviously sure it was here yesterday that can mean one thing. We have a soup thief among us now We need to figure out who the culprit is who ate the soup Ted Timmy Timmy Jen he hasn't done anything useful is entire time Dave 50. Oh She's back. I think she's she's still Yeah, Timmy denied it but he broke eventually and spilled the beans or to be more precise, too Soupy admitted that it was an accident sure enough. There's the tomato flavor pool red liquid behind the cupboard. What a waste Oh, wow, we still don't have any more food Well good thing everyone gets food and water today. We are getting low on food hot ding It's been another it's been a while another message from the military on the radio to send one person out finally He can redeem himself. Good job. Timmy managed to make it to the meeting on time We tried our best to answer the question. The soldiers taxed us asked not xed Jimmy claimed it couldn't sleep last night. Let's shove them inside the suit and maybe Delores will come home someday or not. That's fun Hey, Timmy, squeeze perfectly in the old suitcase in dozed off. Why can't I send anyone outside? Oh, it's cuz Delores is still out Okay, we need to eat the first-aid kit now Delores you need to come home. This is not good Not good Oh since Mary Jane turned well into we don't really know what she is. We're not gonna even We're not even sure if she's herself anymore. She's in the smiling all the time. No, let's really try to talk to her No one dared in two months Let's try to talk to her and see what happens Oh knock at the door man. Well Delores ever come up She came home. This is what we tried to communicate with her, but she just couldn't get on the same page She seemed quite upset in the morning. She was gone. She left a note that read her If she's okay, the recon mission was risky business We had the visit neighbors who heard ice even the best of times area was Full of mutated cats and dogs fighting each other in gangs all of them armed to the teeth We barely made it out of there alive the agents seem to appreciate our efforts Let's hope these missions are actually worth it Our bucket is just about due for an upgrade and we're expecting the government shelter to have an excellent bathroom Oh, no, Mary. Jane is gone. There's some commotion above pretty sure it's abandoned Raiders Oh No. Oh Okay Okay, clearly, we're trusting trustworthy after our last successful mission The agents came back with another request generously provide either a couple soup cans or a couple bottles for agen in the field No, keep care of the delivery and return give an encouraging pat on the back promise a better future This better be good as this bad news You know what? This is fine that we did that but I think the boy is done. He's done. They're bandits around I don't really want to send anyone No Oh No the bed. Okay. We're just gonna lock the door That's a better idea. It is food and water day. So you know, what kiddo? Sorry, you don't get anything. You'll get some water. I'll see how long you can last. Oh, there's gunshots and stuff. Everything's okay Oh the stall it's small padlocks gone. No, that's not good Expect the post-apocalyptic me a time of peace and quiet since you know Most of the people aren't around anymore summer at the door open it and counter at a strange man in a blue jumpsuit Trading them a water trip. Okay, let's give them the water. That's a fallout reference right blue jumpsuit. I think so I've got plenty of water maybe gives me a can of soup maybe no soup. No, he just he literally didn't give us anything No judging by the sound of gunfire screams. It's not a good idea to go outside. What's going in your pocket Timmy mutated ants What the Mutai and terrifying little mandibles almost gave Dolores a heart attack. She wants him out But Timmy says it's beginning of an atomic ant farm. Whoa Which there way I wanted to tell Mick and Warren. That sounds fun. Timmy's gonna leave one of these days, too Where's my atomic ant farm due to lack of any proper equipment? Timmy gave up on the atomic ant farm idea and try to create atomic ant circus instead mostly insects scatter But he managed to teach one of them to do is CELTA before you got bored even Dolores appreciated the show That's cool. The walls are closing in get out of here open the door. No do not open the door There's bandits outside yet dorks. Ooh, there's knocking at the door though. Keeping the door closed. It's the right thing to do You have your foots in the door? Okay, sound of gun fires. Knock knock. Oh Oh, it's open the road. Let's open the door the end. Oh, no, did I die Oh What is this? What is this? Taken out of our home to the dark of the night in hastily transported the agents call a presidential bunker It's amazing. Sure. The walls were similar to the shade of grey now a 20 Square feet more to walk around to die of boredom an extra bucket newspapers supplies nothing to sneeze at either all in all it's a definitely an upgrade life here will Surprisingly be worth all the trouble went through finally we can sit relaxed and someone else empty the bucket for a change how we did It ha Danny dog sixty days in their shelter. Did the kitty come with us? VIP paradise Yes, that was awesome. Anyway guys that'll wrap it up for today I guess we didn't find anything else for the minivan the ice cream truck or whatever it is So thanks for watching and we'll finish this thing next time. Bye
