The Muppets - A Muppet Family Christmas 1987

so we start rushing things but you can army wait right this very minute candles in my window carols at the spin it gives me a little right this very minute it hasn't snowed a single hurry Bobby we're all in guys this is the best idea we've had in years Christmas at my mother's farm sounds great Baldy but don't you think we could have called your mother to let her know we were coming how little you understand Bears trim it my mother loves surprises good thing she's in for beauty surprise surprise you see I know what she is doing this very second there she is in the old farmhouse on the snowy hill nice and cozy by a roaring fire oh the Christmas decorations will be up and Maul being a rocking chair knitted and feeling just a little sad that she's all alone for the holidays hello plane leaves for California in three hours Oh Oh Christmas in Malibu huh I'm going to lie on the beach and catch some rays Wacka Wacka oh this is going to be such a surprise brightest thing the fruit cake he hung some tins Oh Oh well I think I have everything here's the airline ticket my suntan lotion come in hello it is this grizzly farm oh you must be the winter come in come in yes yes I'm darker are you my landlady whoa no sprocket I didn't know I was renting from a bear Oh mind your step be careful there's an icy patch there oh I'm just so glad that someone going to be staying in the house while I'm gone yes close sprocket and I he's my dog orthogonal we're certainly delighted to be renting the place we've been wanting to spend a nice quiet Christmas in the country you've come to the right place now put your things in the bedroom at the top of the stairs whew now who could that be better Merry Christmas son ah hard so good to see you walk well what the a surprise oh no the real surprise is I brought all my friend with me I'm glad to see so I should say and me miss Barrett remember me I rent us this place to have a nice quiet listen designer gave me present he care force rocket these could be from some foreign planet actually they're from television I recognize posses weirdo friends yeah brother why might here taboo sprocket I fees everything like these cycles you keep telling me about mama I want you to meet someone this is my boss my friend my inspiration or the one who gave me my big break in the show business coming oh yeah the lizard all right well frog actually listen mrs. Barry you know I know they're an awful lot of us here so I did you worry about it there's plenty of room for everybody excuse me you promised me a nice quiet person you think you're disappointed I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip canner phone telephone and that's just animal hell I lied ah give me presents Oh dig up how long our piggy candy my few shoes it's you are yes piggy me hey listen where are you you were supposed to come up to the farm house with us oh I know Kimmy but I forgot deposit teensy-weensy photo session I just scheduled okay now give me more over the shoulder honey hold it will hurry up do not worry so many the green hunk oh yeah oh yeah couldn't be nice thank you my chauffeur Jerome is about to whisk me away thank your arms to the farmhouse Oh Oh beautiful beautiful I must go on I'm rather busy creamy see you soon you okay boy kisses Baba oh oh oh no do that pouty thing there's a pony thing Oh fabulous rooms up the skin those are our bedrooms we rented this place not more fuzzy get that door okay mom Swedish Chef lil are you jumping up icy patch there yo dingus burgnig are we gonna go blue go blue go blue tour I mean you're here to cook the Christmas turkey where's my little chicky fool Camilla get two I'll get it yes I did how can you're a turkey of course okay come on outside we gotta talk sure they're rats and chickens here we always have rats in kitchens listen you're in the wrong place at the wrong time now take a walk fly south for the winter anything I was invited for Christmas by some guy who spoke Swedish got a white chef's head on sounds like a nice vacation mm-hmm-hmm listen that guy is a chef don't you realize it could be very dangerous for turkeys around here not to worry I'm a survivor now where's my room if you're not careful it'll be in the oven so long bucko see ya know what save you the trouble fuzzy only to come and fish us a little bit angry because of all the rats and chickens in the kitchen oh well how about will you send them through his bedroom instead cool chipiya directly into books come on school who write this call come on how about a little better I'm up to the bedroom here we go guys another crisis so what you're sure are a lot of us here Oh whole family is starting to come together we always come together at Christmas yeah wife we just pass in a blur for work for times like this hmm jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh jingle bell jingle bell Jingle Bell Rock jingle bells swing and jingle bell ring go in and blow it up so fun now the jingle hop has begun jingle bell jingle bell Jingle Bell Rock jingle bells chime in jingle bell time dancin and prancin in jingle bell square in the frosty air what a bright time is the right time to Rutland a to read away your bell time is a swell time to go gliding in a one-horse sleigh giddy-up jingle horse pick up your feet jingle around the ba big stand England England me that's the Jingle Bell Rock you jingle around the box and mingle it England beat that's the Google that's the signal that's single jungle by rock oh that's gonna be a terrific Christmas tree just bring it inside guys thanks yo fozzy you finally made it hey Ralph are you late yeah I've been chasing the truck all the way and boy am i exhausted hey I get track exhaust that's funny yeah that's a dog joke oh go inside and tell mom that gosh yeah she loves canine humor okay boys put it over there in the corner I'm doc let's get this Holley up here Oh mrs. Baer I've been chasing the truck and boy woof oh my I guess fuzzy didn't tell you about the icy patch oh yeah I guess he didn't anyhow my name's Ralph a dog I come from the holidays more more people who I'll go out and see if there's a spare pillow in the kennel hmm don't you just hate it when you can't speak the language aha just what I was looking for look at this little beauty boys is being added to I love on to the pianos we just hear those sleigh bells you hear it's lovely weather for a bear and a snowman like you out here the snow is falling and friends are calling you who come on it's lovely weather for a bear and a snowman like you and that's pretty good harmony for a snowman I try I must know man what's this new man nothin's us snowman what's a snoozy bear it'll be a perfect party with my friends out there will be singing my songs we love to sing without a single stop at firebase while we watch that jazz notoriously folly what do you think of the weather we're having it's so cold how cold is it it's so cold that when I open my refrigerator this morning there was a polar bear inside trying to keep warm oh it's always cold in Christmas Christmas time for Santa Claus and his eight prancing rain bear that's reindeer no that's snow darling here lesson always funny friends are coming it's lovely weather for Christmas together with funniest comedy teams in the business stay right there you are come on where are you in the kitchen Fonzie oh I get some wonderful news a current kind of coming let me tell you much this new act I found hi mr. Geist I'm listening yeah I was outside blowing ass Norma gets a second and Oh Trevor wait wait wait commencing hello Emily beers resident this is Kermit the Frog oh hi piggy sure you know me I just wanted to tell you I haven't the Christmas shopping to do before I come out but piggy tonight's Christmas Eve oh never you fear dear I shall be there soon Tata Oh green fuzzy flipper slippers Oh define having different term it from it knock knock can I tell you about my new axe I'm all ears oh wow we can't be our ears frogs don't even have ears look this is my daughter rocket he is not a Christmas turkey this mecha go blue go blue fearfully I don't care if the turkey says the dog is a turkey the dog is not the turkey the turkeys the turkey you turkey rocket snicker copla gobbling goofy Ruthie this it's time to be fun whoa speaking of fun hey mom are you doing it Kermit look what I have it's home movies I found this old film in the closet it's the very first Christmas the Muppets ever spent together grete I haven't seen that film in years turn off the lights and roll the film it's miss em hot when she was just a little sausage roll shut Network you were still in diapers no face oh this is Ralph would you believe puppy not so weak I was paper-trained Hey Oh handsome little devil I was Oh animal yep some things never change oh that was fun even weirdos are cute when they're babies I knew you learn to love us I didn't say that what's that a a chicken little you're my kind of poultry ah the more what's going on here you got some drumsticks there my fine-feathered mama Camilla's my girlfriend you got a beak in you're not even a bird woof nobody's perfect come on any penny lets me and you go out to the farm yard for a little friendly scratching and squawking all right cut that does it let me at him I'm gonna rip off his wattle you and what other Nouman put up your wings turtle why you pulling my leg oh no your wishbone man very breath yeah yeah work what do I hear you hear me about to make some turkey hash no no listen methinks me hears carolers here we've on the caroling among the leeks will be one drinks affair - easy boy come to you and do you glad tidings - and God bless you a happy new year it's a Sesame Street gang Merry Christmas comes a stray the halls with boughs of holly tis disease on dope a jolly Don we now our gay apparel falala lalala troll the ancient Yuletide Carol okay Arnie you're next see the blazing Yule before us strike the harp and join the chorus I will not sing this song by like how don't you buy treasure your turn hairy monster passed away do your passes he'll new ye lads and lasses sing be joyous all together as of Holi is the season to be jolly it's nice to have everyone here you can feel the peace of the holiday season well knock you know what this means rocket and I will have to give up our hammock in the Attic right either better build by fill in the brim posit go get me a hammer will you oh hi there hey we're ernie and burger well hi there yourself I'm doc oh did you know the doc starts with the letter D why yes yes yes starts with a letter wide true and true starts with a letter D hey what is this where we come from this is small talk whatever you say well it's nice to meet you but I've got to go and build some bunk beds boy bye dad see words ah hey no no you got me wrong I'm a dairy cow no no no dude this bordey alright okay mother I'm a birdie I'm a birdie I'm a seagull all right no no God no God no okay all right I admit it I admit it the jig is up Here I am the Christmas turkey you told fish new oh hey watch it there will ya no uh oh yeah yeah I recognize it now this is it this is a traditional fitting right to see if the roasting pan is big enough put a nice fat bird yoyoyo gobbler goblet or keep its key Witzke before we go any further uh there is one thing I think you should see new miss Kista scope Legolas knees if you take I'm a nice fat bird look at this lose the hoopla W Moodle David the truth hey everyone quiet down there's a bulletin on TV and now for this news flash the worst blizzard in 50 years is approaching us at a great rate The Weather Service reports that barometers are falling sharply he's right look at the snow one snowflake two snowflake but nice no Miss Piggy is out there in that storm right the huge canary sleeps in the Attic with the cookie eater checked the blue monster said he'd sleep in the bathtub Chuck and Ernie and Bert will bunk out with a lizard here uh uh frog our Kermit the Frog well what about Oscar now I'll be nicely miserable my trashcan here hey maybe I could bunk out here with you I never had a rat in my trash can before that might be nice hey everybody look what I've got Christmas cookies okay um thank you mom mommy who was that strange blue creature got my kind of fella hey everybody it's time to rehearse our Sesame Street pageant it's called was the night before Christmas come on Albert I won't come on Bert all right please don't make me Oh Bert listen everybody's waiting Ernie why must you always humiliate me come on Bert somebody has to play mama and you lost the toss all right we'll just get it over with okay hmm was the night before Christmas by Clement Moore hit it Ralph was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse kill the mouse I'm here what's a ball for Oh so you can see that I am NOT stirring note how the hand never touches the spoon oh hey Dorothy no way don't encourage them but a milk mammalian her kerchief at you Bert I know I know and I in my cap had just settled our brains for a long winters nap when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter open a garden monsters is a reindeer this is crazy and what was Santa Claus oh don't worry Bert we're getting to him with a little old driver so lively and quick I knew in a moment it must be st. Nick there's nothing sacred how who let the two-headed monster be Santa Claus no but birdie said he'd never been in a play before I mean they said it I both of them said it I could just throw the big finish where you please okay but I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight sorry to break up your fun in here but have you folks seen the weather there's a real storm out there oh lordy I haven't seen a sky like that since a blizzard of 41 I tell you mr. lizard it's a good thing all your friends are safe and warm inside the farmhouse yeah but all my friends are not safe and warm hmm sorry to hear that it's cold enough out there to freeze your Winnebago hello fortune did you roam got the demo stuck in the snowbank so I'll just have to catch a taxi to the farmhouse listen piggy there's a terrible storm outside and I really think it's too dangerous to travel so why don't you wait for the storm to end before you join us nonsense and miss my Christmas Eve with food it's just a little bit of snow see you soon you I'm sure Miss Piggy will be alright Oh coming cometh do you look worried I know exactly what you need comedy right come on now's the time for you to meet my new partner Oh who's your new partner a snowman the heck you say yeah yeah come on outside the door asked for you outside Fozzie it's too cold to go outside it's not cold it is cold not cold can I come in and warm up okay so it's cold I'm Kermit the Frog you must be Fozzie's new partner I'll say we're terrific yeah yeah come on you are coming in a snowman but you are going out a star hey hey hey everybody would you like to see our new Act we'd love to see your act in fact we'd hate to miss your act in fact we'd love to hate your act Oh Stampler what would you guys come from they're friends of mine Fozzie they come visit me every Christmas my mom mother is friends with you guys these two comics are made for each other the snowman is ice cold and the Bears not so hot please after all there's no business like snow business come on ignore him I smile and do the straight line okay hey Fozzie yes mr. snowman you're here about that church that burned down holy smokes our best joke oh that does it for get the act I'm stored in the mouth it's too hot in here well you know what they say if you can't stand the heat get out of the farmhouse elio can the back porch boy that storm is really getting worse yeah I hope Miss Piggy is ok there is one weight from aa dates wrong won't worried frog uh he's not the only one that's too too worried fruit huh huh huh whoa search me horse or dog I think I better go up get some firewood hi there did you wish to talk to me about something mr. Koh yo yo yo boomers Rudy nice kitchen hey are you gonna have cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes y'all can spoon and burn yeah my pickle pickle please I just wanna I just want to hear about the whole meal Oh your Nicki but first I want to give this little present to you you bet huh it's it's chocolate-covered birdseed I made it myself really more I wanted to give it to you because well I know that you're from Sweden and it must be hard for you because you're away from your family and loved ones during the holidays and Christmas there are places and people and things that become very very special chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Bert giggles forego c'mere and single neighbor Eskimos everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe gold turquoise sterling though it's been said many times many ways merry christmas merry christmas now there mr. cook tell me exactly what are you going to fix for Christmas dinner oh oh scraper vegan Crandon boo tree shredded wheat and cranberry sauce my absolute favorite going to be lots of snow for me to shovel tomorrow oh it's getting worse and worse out there aren't you glad you're in here all warm and toasty I just wish Miss Piggy were okay when I get it one two three you really worried about your friend Ike occur hmm oh well uh yeah yeah oh I'll tell you what I'll go out looking for really but but you've never even met Miss Piggy well we we never met any of you on a little while ago and now we're friends well she sprockie and I were gonna spend Christmas alone but this is better now what your friend look like oh well to begin with um she's a pink well up to a short while ago I would have thought that strange I'll give it a try gee thanks dark you'll be sorry it's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago ah what a sweet guy uncle Kermit Robin where are you in the cellar what are you doing down there I made a discovery well what are you what are you talking about you're never telling me about Fraggle holes uh yeah so now if I ever found one that we could go into Fraggle Rock and maybe meet some Fraggles ah so is that one ooh look at that well it certainly looks like one you never know where you're gonna find these things can we go in uncle Kermit well maybe maybe just a little ways see if we can meet anyone mine is scary these are beautiful caves do you think he's just really Fraggle Rock well I don't know but if I were a Fraggle I think this is the kind of place I'd hang out wait a second I thought I heard something it's not clean up oh oh well uh hi there hi Oh your Fraggles say but you're not I'll see I know I'm Kermit this is Robin we're frogs whoa what's a frog I'll say don't touch him frogs are probably noted German carriers oh well actually we just came down here to wish you all a Merry Christmas what's Christmas soon oh don't you have Christmas no well that's when you gather together with the people you love and you wish each other peace on earth oh we have a time like that yes we do have a matter of fact we're celebrating it right now should we give each other little presents I'm getting Boober this nice yellow pebble and I gave mokey that pebble last year and I gave it to red here before that I'll give it to you Wendy the year before in fact that pebbles been a gift 37 times 37 times yeah la la la la la la la la la la pass it on when it's nice and bright and it brings delight let your heart choose right gotta stop when it feels real good like a feeling should when it's understood gotta pass it on when you're giving love away love will come again Tuesday what you give is what you gain when you cap it off when I give a gift to you I know you're gonna get it - that's like isn't what we do all the good things that you do when it's gone it will bring good luck to you when you're giving love away club will come again to say what you get is what you gain with you and I give a gift you know their God will give if you that's why Gibbons what we do as we and that's the way we present you Thank You Moki hey listen Fraggles this has all been great but we got to be going oh she sings no wait wait wait wait wait Robin before you go I'd like you to have this pebble oh wow gee well Merry Christmas Fraggles yes that was fun yeah well it's nice to be with friends at Christmas Kermit we're shouting outside it could be Miss Piggy oh oh let's go anyone see her out there well at least the storm has eased up a bit all right chef why don't you make some hot soup and mrs. bear would you put some extra blankets on her bed wait a minute there she is what yeah and you don't look bad for pig Oh Merry Christmas candy am i late III don't know how to explain this carrot but I was searching through the snow and suddenly there was Miss Piggy with this costume for me you don't have to explain doc if there's one thing piggy knows its how to make an entrance you are for the holidays you can't be all hey everybody commandos here buddy everybody my mother has an announcement Thank You favi I'd like to welcome you all here you are all here aren't you good because I'm afraid we're running out of room two of you will have to sleep hung on hangers on a hook on the wall what a fabulous idea love hang love hang it ha ha that's the only way animal ever sleeps man hey mom I told you be easy they're weirdos Fozzie yeah but they're nice weirdos yeah well everybody is Christmas Eve and the tree is trimmed so it's time for our annual Carol thing take it Rolf happy holiday happy holiday happy holiday happy holiday holiday holiday holiday new every way stop ding dong merrily a high in heaven the bells are ringing ding dong barely the sky is ripped with angel sing what there it's free let's go see a tear I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day on Christmas Day I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day in an Ordnung what was in the ships of me Christmas Day on the Swissy what was in those shits of me on Christmas Day in the morning Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen when the snow lay round about deep and crisp and even brightly shone the home at night Oh Frost was cruel well born and came in sight gathering winter the Holly and the ivy when they are both full grown of all the trees that are in the wood the holly bears I'll be home for Christmas you can count on me you know and present happy holiday happy holiday holiday keep bringing Happy Holidays to you you as in olden days happy golden days of your faithful Friends who are dear to us gather near to us once more Biggi yourself a merry little Christmas let your heart now all our troubles will be out outside the years we all will be together anger shining star upon the highest I have yourself a merry little grill bells are ringing Carolee Karagounis no Christmas bells are ringing joy is voices weed and clear sing the sad of heart to tear down Christmas bars are literally tear apart following yonder storm mark ul the song we sing words and diving's now we bring Christmas bells are raised I heard the bells on Christmas hey there old familiar carols play and wild and sweet the words repeat of peace on earth goodwill to men it's in every one of us be wise Oh Oh all Oh you Oh I attend every one us Oh friends new friends along with my family will be snow flakes sleigh bells ringing back memories we'll be together right some things change with passing years feel instead friends new friends homie Oh here you know Miss Piggy I think it's time I gave you your present well your present is a mink ah a marine hi I'm Maureen the me what she said hi I'm Maureen the main harder harder oh this is this is a mink I'm eight of course Oh piggy I've seen everything you've done I'm your biggest fan I wish if the ground you walk on speaking of presents drover I'd like you to have this Fraggle pebble ah did this Fraggle pebble here is for me oh I just love Christmas Merry Christmas everyone oh well they certainly seem to be having a good time out there sprocket oh yeah I like it when they have a good time but I tell you what somebody's gonna do something about these dishes sprocket come on I'll wash and you dry mistletoe every Christmas true Merry Christmas Merry Christmas everyone you

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Length: 47min 30sec (2850 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 09 2013