The Most Pointless Conspiracy I've Ever Seen!!

if you want to know who's responsible for conspiracy theory Prince Jason Maggard then you need to look no further than the YouTube channel named enslaved by no media they seem to be just as obsessed with planes as Jason YZ and are responsible for videos like this and even this yes you saw that right they think that planes run off compressed air this is Tim for Tuesday my name is simon dan and apparently today north is down [Music] hello and welcome along please you can join me you might be interested know that spinosaurus is back my wife found him the other day so kudos to her so enslave by no media or at least a video in september that caught my eye I was as you can imagine desperate to get started so let's delve into the world of the conspiracy theorists yet again enslave by no media the floor is yours [Music] okay this isn't really that surprising I mean it's probably just common knowledge and there's probably also just as many rivers that run south but let's continue [Music] this is a very generic statement as the Amazon River for example spends a lot of its time running in all sorts of directions south east northeast east and that's the same for most rivers in the world they may end up fewer than 1 and 100 southern Canadians have ever seen these waters and it's constantly changing you can never see it enough it is an enormous River it's some power out there is there you know only if you spend enough time and you receptive you at some point or rather you'd get a connection the river is everything well I've just shown you one that doesn't and that's number two in the world number the three in the world the Yangtze you could argue is northeastern what about number four oh yes the Mississippi South well we do have the Nile that goes north so that's one of the four largest rivers in the world that run north in fact if you look it up only three of the top ten rivers in the world run truly north where's your recreation it was your food it was your your highway these four rivers big rivers of green into the Arctic three in Russia one in one in Canada this one comes through the mountains and picks up credible amounts of sediments and watered from all the other different sub basins and it has an effect on climate that has effect on the Google water currents and the water pours II what doesn't even make any sense you're assuming that because a river travels from a higher elevation to a low one that North is in fact down that's about as logical as saying there's a little person inside my Google home because it speaks to me hey Google tell me a joke here we go how do you get over a fear of elevators just take some steps to avoid them gets me every time into the Arctic it's Canada's cold Amazon and the reason why I have said that is because certainly it's an enormous river but more importantly it's the effect of that large flow of water and northward water is what sustains of every human being on this planet my name is Paul Andrew most people called this River Mackenzie but inden a that's most commonly called dear Cho you've probably never seen this powerful river but you might know about big rivers like it maybe you know we tend to damage them before we protect them you might have heard about the Amazon and the Mississippi or the Danube II and they on see how they've been changed ruined even by electrical dams industrial development overpopulation agriculture not sure where they're going with this but we'll stick with it I'd like to tell you a story about the deer show it's Canada's biggest longest river but it's also the last big river left on the entire planet where we can still get things right to protect the Mackenzie we have to work together because of much of our water flows north we're all connected through the water ok ok I'll get it now because this documentary-style guy is saying that the river flows north then enslaved by no media are now saying because of that that North is actually down so what of course it flows north I'll admit it does it flows in every direction well of course you're referring to is an actual fact elevation and that in slave biome no media has no bearing on the shape of the planet or whatsoever so this is the story about the North trying to protect the Mackenzie but also a story about you every morning I see dots I drink my coffee even at 40 middle I just I got to look at the river I got to I don't know you know I never get tired of it I never will it's like a massive lake flowing north and you can't see animals on the other side of the river for most of it you need binoculars to see the other side quite often to be so small and something it's incredible ok I'm sick of this now they're literally just showing a documentary about a river that runs north and then popping in every now and again saying that they flow north literally is pointless what else have you got [Music] yes we've covered this let's carry on [Music] [Music] well now as I've stated earlier only one of the largest four rivers in the world runs north but that's irrelevant it wouldn't matter if all four of them ran north I think they're just expecting that all the rivers in the world run to Antarctica or something [Music] right so you're saying that the fourth largest river in the world has at some point had its entire course corrected in its history okay I think this is just about enough from enslaved by no media's video what an absolute load of old cobblers please stay well clear of this channel right that about wraps up another Tim for Tuesday for another week thank you very very much for joining me if you liked it please do like and subscribe my name is simon dan please please do have a great week and I'll see you all on Friday where we ask red pill or blue sea [Music] [Applause] you

Channel: SciManDan

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Keywords: flat earth, rivers run north, is the earth flat, what shape is the earth, rivers, north is down, elevation, earth science, geography conspiracies, river conspiracy, rivers and flat earth, popular science, geography

Id: dWbXxLfZiVQ

Length: 8min 19sec (499 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 15 2019