The Most Inappropriate Movie Titles | The Basement Yard #260

welcome back to the baby [Music] welcome back to the basement yard how's everyone doing no it's cool already starting with the introduce yourself it's me it's frank good job that's it uh um i just want to give a quick shout out to all of our patrons of the show uh the basement yard uh go to the basement yard nope that's not it go to patreon.com to get next week's episode today and also you get an extra episode of the basement yard every single week wow wow you're a salesman let me tell you i sell are you push is your point going back in your head you have like the middle of your head has like a like a hawk what am i doing there was like you know how you do the flip in the front it was like here i'm not flipping it was it was that's because i'm wearing headphones i might have pushed something i might have pushed it back a little don't look at me okay because all of your hair is pushed back yeah pushing back don't don't you ever try to come at me you look like a mechanic my hair looks way better than yours will ever look like a mechanic you've acknowledged on multiple occasions just show me your hairline no your hairline is amazing amazing and it's natural i don't touch it up or anything who has a fake hairline i want people to get like you know like shape ups and stuff that's not a fake hairline i think even like hair plugs like people you get like you have to like staple hair into your head is that like i thought it was like they like sew it in like your head is like a [ __ ] like a pin cushion yeah i mean yeah you have to go to turkey though they have good doctors out there that's what i've heard i mean why turkey i mean turkey's got the doctors turkey if if anyone out there is looking to replenish their hair in a way that they need some surge turkey or we're abbreviating surgery yeah okay i just did i was very accused confused here i go yeah on a roll now you just did it yeah accused you see what i did though yeah you did expert at creating abbreviated words that work well that's enough new desk by the way this thing is nice it's nice it's nice because my legs can we can flip can you stop no we have stuff with this brand new table don't kick it over by the way last episode oh in this apartment i'm moving tomorrow uh so there will be a new setup at a new spot uh on the next episode that you watch okay which you can watch early if you're a patron at patreon.com wow that's it nailed it right in there dump it in dunk it in dunk it in dunk it in i don't know how to do what you're saying oh dunk it in oh i didn't know jesus christ you're all over the place i think i wore that shirt on the last episode that we recorded that's all right no i think you wore it on a patreon i did i did i did that you can check out patreon.com uh joey i actually um i know you got some stuff you want to get to today but i i have a little game for you okay uh i i you know uh in my previous line of work uh i love talking about movies tv video games okay uh and uh before you so violently can i just stop you for a second get down your your your mustache is getting a little captain hook over it's coming in my mouth wait it's not doing that i meant that it was you know it was oh it's twirling oh do you like do you remember my twirls yeah can we back up though why'd you say that your mustache is coming in your mouth it does this thing where when it gets too long it just [ __ ] like blasts off in your mouth i get it it like you know like leans it curls into the curls that's it it curls yeah it doesn't it doesn't come it doesn't come in here not coming right nothing this mustache has never made anything come i well i'm i don't know that but i'm going to assume it it's a fair assumption is it you're curling are you doing that no it's just when i don't shave it's just like it's like muscle memory my body remembers when i had the actual curls when i would gel them you're starting to look like an old boxer that's nice like if i was like an old time like a ragtimey strong man like rocky marciano or something yeah he didn't look like that probably not uh but i think i think i pulled it off really well i think it looks nice i just didn't know if you were going i love how you have always made fun of my choice of facial hair and then literally someone else in your life does it and you're like all about it you think i'm about keith's mustache not even just keith but i remember last year you and danny had mustaches and i was just the lone [ __ ] wolf i was the black sheep just sitting there and just first of all i buzzed a mustache for like two days because it was ironic ironic yeah i didn't do it for fashion i think you did because i think you and your buddies were like growing it out me and my buddies you are my buddies thank you so much i really appreciate that forget about i needed the world to know that um let's get back to this game yeah so i i i had a game for you um just because you know before you violently you know shut down my whole life and no longer allowed me to speak about movies tv video games right yeah um so i i i want to see if you can guess the movies i'm talking about but i put a little twist i don't really like when you do this a little twist on a description so what i'm gonna do and i gave you an example the other day which i'll give the people here an example as well see if they can follow and play along yeah um but i gave the example is this i'll give you a description of a movie it will have like an adult or humor themed a comedic themed description see if you can get it for instance the one i used was uh uh horny little sand boy kisses big sis and wants to [ __ ] big daddy wait not [ __ ] big daddy you never know oh okay so you switched that one up because you told me it was it was a horny little sand boy kisses big sis and tries to find big daddy fine big daddy [ __ ] [ __ ] you know what's gonna happen which of course if you're following uh that is the description of star wars that is let's start with you know let's start with skywalker horny little sam boy porter little sam boy he was he was in the sand whatever what were they doing out there he lived in tatooine the desert planet of tatooine right uh under kissed his sister he did kiss a sis like why she i think she kissed him to make han solo jealous it was weird i've seen that video yeah have you i've seen that you've seen that yeah yeah you've seen like brother sister porn oh yeah [ __ ] weirdo i mean i've seen it i'm not like over there oh yeah i'm sure you're cranking out [ __ ] home runs in your pants to that [ __ ] don't even lie i'm not i promise we're good so so yeah so i'll give you examples i have a list of 17 movies oh my god i might not give you all 17 okay because some of that might be funnier than others but i want to see like follow along okay let me see if you can get it okay you know i'm trying to bring new things to the table okay new new table new things to at the table at the table i understand new things so i'm going to pull my phone out why'd you say it like that i don't know i pulled it out the way i assume mark zuckerberg does i was just like mark zuckerberg's got weird he's not human he's not human he's got really weird movements all right how good do you think you're going to do i think i'm going to do really i pick specifically you pissed i pissed specifically i specifically picked movies that i think you have known that you know and have enjoyed that i haven't owned that you have no you don't know him anymore right that you've enjoyed what are you doing you okay where are you going oh yeah i just i'm hearing like a [ __ ] something over here is it me i don't know we're fine we're good go ahead we're all dead we're all dead we're all going to be we're all dead all right the first one you ready yep is this the clue what the [ __ ] was that yeah this is bouncy okay go oh my god that could be literally is that the sopranos oh the godfather no no no oh say it one more time oh my i gotta go and bishop thiel is in the gala ma that this hurts my shoulders oh stop doing it is it it's not the godfather no it's got to be something italian well casino [ __ ] goodfellas all right okay you got a casino's more jewish people than italian people that's true because the main guy robert de niro is jewish in that all right so i started off easy i started you off easy okay okay number two okay and i'm gonna do it my best like what the [ __ ] was that i know what it is the gang's all here for a big bang with some sweaty leather and wet balls careful for the monster because he'll devour your ass okay i thought this was dodgeball at first no that's i mean it's a ball related movie yeah uh but that monster will devour your ass space jam no come on oh uh what's the golden earbud no what's wrong with you i don't know how stupid are you a monster devouring yes with a with sweaty leather leather a leather monster come on that monster texas chainsaw massacre no what's wrong with that i don't know man balls are in that what what balls are in texas there's leather he's a they call him a leather feather face i know but that's not listen listen again one more time close your eyes it'll get you in the mood gang's all here gang's all here for a big bang with some sweaty leather and wet balls careful for the monster because he'll devour your eyes deep blue sea no no are you giving up are you throwing your hat in the ring i need more clues that's that's the best you can get really that's the best that's really good the gang's all here all of them okay and then there's the come on i don't know come on i don't know are you giving up say you give up on this one wait hold on one more time gang's all here sweaty leather balls sweaty leather balls for a big bang bing bang bang big bang that's not helping oh i don't know yeah yeah what is it that's the sandlot what the [ __ ] the big bambino the ball and the bulls in the monster's mouth oh the monster they called him the monster i remember what they call him the beast the beast oh if you would have said beast that would have helped i might have i might it might help it probably wouldn't have though because i was thinking so much different kind of sex yeah so none of these really are sex related okay okay well how many sex related movies are there a lot good amount i would assume that fixed it that did i don't think it did oh we're fine no no i did it it did fix it it's better nice all right you ready yep this one's an easy one lay up i know it's a movie you very much so enjoy spit and sweat for two twinks battling over who gets to spank who first you thought i was gonna get i know you could get that immediately okay one more time spit got that and sweat for two twinks spitting sweat for two twinks two twinks battling over who gets to spank who first the level at which they're trying to spank each other might be up for debate but how didn't kumar go to watch those twinks they go to guantanamo bay what did you call it guantanamo there it is you said wanna bon tuanamo it's a hard word to say come on two twinks pit okay sweat yeah there's a lot of sweating in these i'm sorry they're battling over who's gonna spank who first uh batman vs superman no [ __ ] those are twunks they are there those aren't twins also it's two skinny men two skinny twink uh lenny of mice and men no what is that a movie that is okay but you're wrong i'm yeah okay hold on two twins come on think of the twinkies little sexy boys and it's one of your favorite movies what it's one of your favorite movies oh oh i know who it is what is it yeah yeah yeah let's go i needed that i needed that you did you did you did yeah technically to the two twinks was only one twink if you're paying attention i know well [ __ ] spoilers or jesus christ yeah it's a good movie it came out in 90 something a 99 i believe yeah or 2 000. um all right you ready yeah i'm good couple of potentially potent [ __ ] with poop play in broad daylight who's the best kitty cat this can't be a real movie let me get another one two potential what was it a couple of potentially potent [ __ ] with poop play in broad daylight who's the best kitty cat the poop play is throwing me so often oh come on okay can i just get a clue is this an animated movie no not animated damn it two live action two potentially [ __ ] potent okay primed two potentially potent [ __ ] are fighting what is it i'm getting it mixed up a couple of potentially potent p words that's actually how i wrote it down nice with with poop play in broad daylight who's the best kitty cat the lion king no it's not animated uh yeah we said live action that kind of yeah yeah yeah come on um two cats no i don't know why i said that yeah that did you see that by the way no boy don't heard james corden was a cat i was like i'm all set yeah i don't need to see this uh [ __ ] uh jesus poop play dude yeah who's playing with poop that doesn't mean i i you know i turn it up a little bit for the sake of this you know like oh yeah so maybe they're not playing with poop but there's poop there's poop jurassic park nope there's a big poop pile on it there's a big poop pile on that uh um [ __ ] dude come on would i help if it who's the best kitty cat who's the best cat king of the cat no [ __ ] come on this is great i'm very good at this you suck at it let's be very clear about that this is hard i'm in the jungle king in the jungle is that a movie i don't know why i meant uh what's a jungle book no why no that's also animated yeah [ __ ] they did it at live action no that's a jungle that's a good one [ __ ] what is it bridesmaids are you [ __ ] kidding me how was i gonna get that be smarter i guess all right this next one is real easy you got this next one i've heard that before that's bothering you i don't blame you that's what it was fixed it yeah i don't know was it like magnetized on the desk it was the the wire was leaning on the metal so it's getting all the electricity so like we're good we're good don't touch it it's fixed all right next yep who's gonna cream who first daddy and leather or the [ __ ] prince of crime that's easy yeah that's simple yeah one more time who's going to [ __ ] who first who's going to cream who first daddy and leather or the [ __ ] prince of crime come on frankie come on you're really think of that last line the [ __ ] prince of crime why do you think that makes sense because [ __ ] yeah which is a japanese form of gangbang and no i think it's more the the face yeah yeah so there's so that's involved or what would someone's face look like prince of christ post ejac be white right yeah prince of crime yeah the dark knight yeah holy [ __ ] let's go good job i just said that because of face paint i don't know that's and that's where i went for what the bu what was the beginning of that uh who's gonna cream move first it's just you know just turn it up honestly you might get hired to write descriptions for movies you know if anyone is in the biz hit me up dub is always looking for more money since joey takes 96 and this number keeps getting higher jerry curls check go jerry curls check i think i have it already big head black brain in the back seat check lost it double check some rubber ass play wow is there any more jerry curls check black brain in the back seat double check right some rubber ass play wow pulp fiction yep bang yeah let's go see you're getting better yeah you know crosstalk a lot yeah and you don't realize there's ass play in that movie right there's a lot there's some stuff oh like fiction it's not like it's not fun ass play nothing's funny there's nothing cool happening i get what you're saying that's not true yeah that's not true um all right these are so fun uh i wonder if anyone's gotten any of these i hope so i'm going to say no i really want to show this guy really wants to solve i really want to get him out get him a question i really want to say i hope that they're like giving like what they believed it was be honest all right you ready yup i want to say take it easy on this hung horsey who will giddy up for for only one girl he's been there done that and will run across the country for you seabiscuit no it's a horse movie take it no take it easy on this hung horsey who will get giddy up for only one girl that's every love story i know not everyone giddy up for this little horsey there's hunting horsey he's hung he's hung uh giddy up for this hung horse horsey one girl one girl run across the country for all the way four scum bingo let's go baby you gotta you gotta take time to figure it out it's the context clues i got it onward every twink needs big daddy trying to control them slow down those shots to see them come while living in this hornitopia hot topic simulation i'm literally never going to get that look ahead let's break it down let's just get the beginning let's get the first sentence hot topic was in there which it was every twink needs big daddy trying to control them oh okay slow down those shots to see him come while living in this hornytopia hot topic simulation the breakfast club no what why would i i think of like what's like movies that have like hornitopia what is that frankie like hornatopia like a horny like like it's like universe a utopia of horniness a hornitopia right context clues joey what movies have those yes none hot topic simulation oh i'm basically lobbing this for you this is denali girls no what mean girls wasn't very they were having sex they were pretty horny and mean girls dry humping in that movie i think were they yeah didn't like lindsay lohan got like groped or something i think grope oh dude a teacher [ __ ] a student in that movie groped and dry hump a little different right but you know they're in the same family uh-uh cousins they're related the disenchanters i'll agree of separation maybe i'll i'll agree with that okay slow down those shots slow down those shots to see them come while living i know we're notopia hot topic simulation the matrix bingo let's go what hot topic why do you keep doing that why they're all fisting me why do you i i'm a fist guy i'm a slap guy that's where we get fair enough you know that's why i slap your fist okay um wait what was hot topic have to do with me like they're all like hot topic dress like they got like trench coats and like leather and just all black that was pretty good was the last time you went to the hot topic uh one time sooner than you would think funny story i bought a shirt from hot topic that just had a picture of a mouse on it and then it said yellow rat bastard yeah i remember those i thought yrb baby that shirt was incredible asian yeah yeah i i missed the old hot topic when walking in you were like fear for your life and now it's like wrestling t-shirts and [ __ ] like you're like fine now every marvel character you can think of yeah i probably have more shirts from marvel than i do gifts from you in my life i would say that mm-hmm and hot topic i bought them at hot topic okay moving on mm-hmm no man left behind and no man's behind will be left after the whole cavalry goes to get this little shaved boy out of a tight squeeze that isn't amazing i know that is an amazing i'm going to read it again just to make sure no man left behind and no man's behind will be left after the whole cavalry goes to get this little shaved boy out of a tight squeeze this little shaved boy yeah i really hope you know it a saving private right got it that was really good yo that is [ __ ] hilarious i'm pretty good at this little shaved boy i think the most impressive part of that was that no man left behind and no man's behind will be left right this is so fun go ahead uh you know this one there's a typo in but i'm just going to read it as it is okay and then i'll let you know what i was going to write okay couple of hair go ahead one isn't even sexual it's just weird yeah couple of hair do battle to see who can rule the rock as everyone laughs and watches okay where's the typo i'm assuming hair yeah yeah a couple of men it was it was it was supposed to be hairy [ __ ] i i have no idea where the word [ __ ] went though couple of hairy [ __ ] do battle to see who can rule the rock as everyone laughs and watches a couple of hairy [ __ ] do battle to rule the rock yeah armageddon no come on there was a big rock in there i know there was there was but like and everyone's laughing watching that gives it away no no hairy [ __ ] yeah doing battle fighting to rule the rock come on head on come on ants no what bug's life no huh i don't know it's do you want do you give up no okay come on there's a rock there's a rock can i get some more about this rock it is people that are there are very pride driven you would call it a pride rock lion king bingo i see earlier i had bingo and i left it you left in the past i needed to go back for you didn't bring it back with you okay all right moving on rock hard robot won't settle for one little bush as he chases the futuristic fanny come on bicentennial man no but a good guess but honestly really good guess people slept on that yeah i mean shout out shout out to robin williams yeah um rock hard robot won't settle for one little bush as he chases a futuristic fanny robocop no [ __ ] the bush part oh oh [ __ ] terminator no oh [ __ ] the bush part really throws it over the edge bush bush he won't settle for just one how many robot movies oh i robot no [ __ ] me come on think about it and what robot movie is there bush a form of a bush i don't know what this is yeah that's a bad word um come on you got this robot movie yeah what's that big hero six no but that's a that's a good movie not enough people saw big heroes yo big hero 6 made me cry like a little girl really fire yeah really really funny it's really sad yeah what would you say like i hope you're good with my service or some [ __ ] at the end of the are you satisfied with your service bro i literally got chills just now dude it's good i'm very good at that yeah that i don't remember yeah rock hard robot rock hard robot rock hard yeah won't settle for one little bush as he chases a futuristic fanny come on [ __ ] man come on you might not have ever seen this one damn it possible it's wall-e no i have it it's really good is it really good nice and the bush is because he finds a plan got it see what i did yeah but what is the futuristic fanny part he chases a new white futuristic looking robot girl named eva why did you say white because she's white oh okay that's why she looks futuristic gotcha you suck ready there's a couple more left i'm going to eliminate one because i i don't think it's that funny the more the merrier sniff your way through these this adventure with the cuban missile crisis in polyester pants come on um the more the merrier joe dirt no sniff where did that [ __ ] come from because he was he was strapped to a missile and i was like i don't know it wasn't a missile it was like a poop it was a poop tank but he said that it was a missile so sniff your way noses through this adventure with a cuban missile crisis and polyester pants come on you know it sniff your way sniff your way through this adventure with i mean adventure might not be the right term to use it's a movie with a cuban missile crisis and polyester pants sniff my way pearl harbor no what um come on sniff yeah i don't know that's a sniff stink stinky something stinky did i say stinky no but you're sniffing or what are you sniffing something what can you sniff sense sixth sense no come on cuban missile crisis and polyester pants you're not good no man what is it scarface oh my god he sniffed the coke can he was sniffing dead he was dead i should have put that in there he should have you would have got it if i put that in there i would have a whole pile of all right polyester yeah that's a really good one cuban missile crisis he's cuban god you're so stupid you should have added cockroaches in there you know you know i i had a framed picture of scarface when i was like 15. you know i'm pretty sure scarface is the background to dominic's phone he's 30 years still to this day yeah money powell respect i had boxers that along the the waste the elastic it said money power respect didn't you have a shirt that said like [ __ ] moneyweed i didn't have that but i will tell you what i didn't have also money power or respect right yeah you didn't have any have any of those still don't wow the rich are getting richer next from the jump to the hump this movie lets you know that being a little [ __ ] boy is nice for big daddy [ __ ] bucks there are also drugs uh i know this what 22 jump street no but so close [ __ ] there's a word in there that is really really close this might work for other movies as well by the way just for the record one more time from the jump to the hump this movie lets you know that being a little [ __ ] boy is nice for big daddies [ __ ] bucks there are also drugs you got served no how would god they sold drugs in them did they yeah you don't remember i think i watched it 85 times in 2005 and not a single time since dude there was that guy who like they he like beat the [ __ ] out of this i remember just the dancing part where they put the head on the like his hand on the back of his head and he's like going up and down like that yeah all i remember what happened to marquise who's uh isn't he like five six he still might be that's what happened to that's yeah that's why he didn't last he got stepped on yo shout out to beat2k come on the show bum bump bump yeah uh do you know this but it's not you got served it's not you got sir are you sure i you know what now that i think about it it might also be you got served but it's not the one that i wrote about okay one more from the jump to the hump to the hump you're being a [ __ ] for daddy's bucks this movie lets you know that being a little [ __ ] boy is nice for big daddy's [ __ ] bucks uh-huh there are also drugs and let me say a lot of drugs like big drug moby it literally no but it starts off with someone blowing the cocaine wall street bingo i'll never forget that scene bango he was blowing drugs into i've never seen that is that something people do yeah yeah it's called boofing what yeah danny taught me that i've never i've never didn't teach me he just told me he didn't show us beyond this he didn't show me anything all right there's uh three more left okay okay wait hold on can i just back up for one second yes sir in also in that scene she puts a candle in his ass she like no she does like the wax on him yeah but didn't she jam a candle she might have she might have she might have why is it that like finance dude i feel like that's like a yeah a lot of people that are in like finance like the world of finance they just love coke and getting bdsm and just getting their [ __ ] torn up yeah why hey man or like even the dripping of the wax the wax i've done have you done that no what you've burned your skin it doesn't burn your skin why do you do it it's like oh you get pain yeah really yeah that's weird it's nice it just feels like i mean you're not like pouring [ __ ] wax you got like a candle stick and you're just like yeah but it just makes me feel like a like you know i'm having sex with a witch that's nice tell me you've never wanted to have sex with [ __ ] like gruntilda that's from banjo-kazooie i meant the one from the wizard of oz yeah i think that's just a wicked witch i don't really know her name yeah but gertie um uh what the [ __ ] is her name matild matilda that's a [ __ ] that child galinda galindo she was a smoky one but she but she wasn't like a mean witch she was a good witch she was the one that came like that down in a bubble yeah yeah yeah yeah so what are we talking about next wait what was the answer oh wolf wall street okay this one's a tricky one of course i throw you off at the beginning santa comes twice a year once for christmas and the other for paper lizards join this jordan join this horny romp and watch life find a way into my pants dude that was so funny because when you first started it i was like i'm gonna get it like this one like fine and then you said paper lizards and i'm just i think that's also a typo i don't think paper lizards was what i meant to write so you don't even know i know what movie this is right but i don't know if it's the one santa comes twice a year once for christmas and the other for paper lizards but this last sentence really pushes it over there join this horny romp and watch life find a way into my pants life uh finds a way come on that is [Laughter] why the [ __ ] are you doing oh extravagant you have the most beautiful eyes that i've ever seen oh on a human being that's my impression of who said that line i feel like i should know you 100 should you guessed this movie for another movie that you had got today yes yeah now you're stressing you keep stressing your mind mine huh i don't know [ __ ] come on santa comes twice a year yeah but it has nothing to do with santa claus it has to do with the person in the movie tim allen no he's the santa claus i know he is jim carrey no [ __ ] keep being just keep going with that never santa claus whatever ever i don't think he's in grinch he was come on i don't know i don't know what is it jurassic park what the [ __ ] what are you talking about it's jurassic park life uh uh finds a way right jeff goldberg yeah and that was a good goldblum impression don't even lie it wasn't oh this is the most fantastical series of events that have ever happened to me let's get inside immediately yeah but what was the thing you said santa comes twice a year where does that come from because oh that guy looks like john hammond looks like santa yeah you know why'd you say twice a year once for christmas and the other for his lizards i accidentally put the word paper in there yeah do you know how much that threw me off but i mean there's paper lizards in there too there's no there's not drawn on paper the life finds a way should have put you over the edge it should have but all right i got two more and then we can get to the adds yep okay little ginger [ __ ] gets little ginger [ __ ] gets wet and bothered for his scarred and marred boy toy with a skinny stick flick this bean with your big sexto pat hornum i [ __ ] up that last line did you get right and where did you write these in the dark little ginger [ __ ] gets wet and bothered for his scarred and marred boy toy with a skinny stick flick this bean with your big sexto toe patch hornum what is that's harry potter yeah it is yeah it is little ginger [ __ ] ron weasley ron weasley little stick wand wand scarred and marred boy toy that's right harry potter do you remember the one of the first videos that i was ever harry possa you remember that yeah i got like ridiculed in college for that dude there was a video when i first started making youtube videos was like the third video i ever made in my life yeah it was like two minutes long me and frankie just sat there frank's like frankie was just saying harry potter in like different movies different no but it was a context of different movies it wasn't even though it was you were saying it different he was going like harry potter and like that would be like one movie yeah yeah and then the next movie he'd be like harry potter and then we'd go on the next movie he was just saying harry potter i did it like the first one they were like harry potter and the second one they're like harry imports wait so that video you got ridiculed for in college yeah like there was a cause remember i was in ra and my first year as an ra i had three suites and one of the suites was uh like a suite of girls and i remember like doing rounds and going through their suite one day and they had printed out pictures of me and just wrote harry potter on them like throughout the suite 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i get very excited for our friends of the show you're not you're not a you're not like keeping it frank or some [ __ ] right no there's no cuban in frank this week you know i think uh we've we've been you know fighting the impressive italian italian irish business owners for a couple weeks now but trust business owners trust me as as i come back i come back with the power of you guys the viewers the comments and i'm coming for your ass okay comment okay anyway uh i saw this story online and i didn't look into it until today because i was like this can't be real but apparently it is uh the the uh i gotta find the actual headline that i found because i took a screenshot of it and i was like oh my god i have to bring this up but so you ever see those videos of like people in a church and like people are just going crazy because they're like the lord will punch you with faith and he's like and then someone flies off the stage and you're like what's going on i've always wanted to go the women in the first row are just kind of passing out i always wanted to go the power of god never moved anything the way it does those people two things that i'm like that i'm stereotyping that i see happen all the time in those videos go ahead like black women pass the [ __ ] out yeah when they get the lord very sweaty and then they're out and they have fans someone get an ac in here no the fans the fans add to it i mean yeah i don't know but it heats that room up yeah he does and then the other thing is a lot of screaming they need you to know that god is there with them yeah and it's like it's just intense i love yeah those are the i feel like that's a lot more like down south and like these like crazy like televangelist churches also this the choir is incredible oh yeah i would rather go there than listen to this [ __ ] and unity of the holy spirit shut up yeah i i put some [ __ ] music back how do they like get like people to sing at churches like i've always wondered that because you go and they're not very good did god say hey when you preach saying that [ __ ] if i was god i'd be pissed because i'll let you know he or she wants someone that's gonna represent them with absolute [ __ ] pipes like when you go to these stupid churches over here i should take it i should take easy actually i was like oh [ __ ] yeah and you know the power of the holy ghost is gonna be the one that's gonna be running through you yeah and it's like dude [ __ ] you you sound like a doorbell dude we need some like steve one duo in there you know just like how how awesome would that be let's get a 30-piece band and then preached tell me you well i'll hit the [ __ ] out of an alpha what i'm calling it here only only church i'll go to is one where the songs and the music is all done by creed because they're a gospel band now no i thought they all oh they always happened yeah they might have been but like they were like christian rock hell father would meet again you know where i'm part of ah yeah it's about jesus it it is his arms are open for you my sacrifice think about it i mean they've scott's staff has been singing about this [ __ ] all the time yeah can we get scott stapp on here honestly who uh what oh yeah no we can't no we can't we're not i don't know do you think he'll come off you just said stupid churches he's not coming on this show he might be a little upset with it's over but like i told him i'll be fine with churches once he comes yeah i just need i need the the white churches to sing more and have better singers you know because like my grandma was up there god rushed her soul but she had just an old classical voice grandma suck at singing uh i don't even know i don't think i've ever heard your grandmother sing i don't think i have either i just assume i hate to break it to you she probably sucked she probably sucked she's probably really bad oh god my grandma would be punching me in the face right now for that dude but like seriously like there are a lot of white singers that are good where are they you know let's get kelly clarkson up there they're not oh she's got it she's got pipes she's got pipes she won american island what would you do you walk into a church kelly clarkson lady gaga singing the hymns see now that's a church i i'm sliding in that [ __ ] you know i'm staying right there yeah you know i'm really thinking about you know going to church if there's some good music you know what i'm saying how like they need to market these churches better to kids churches need better marketing do you remember that video from like 2008 it was like my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger oh yeah and the church people said the end drop the n-word like mad times uh-huh maybe maybe 18 times i can't tell you first of all i think i've memorized the song obviously minus the big you know the drop the big end you know but good on them because that's a well put together song you know what i mean uh it is what was the point of that it's an appeal to a younger generation good job you idiot the woman in that really has some bars was she the same woman who did that avocado song i don't know but that song is it's a banger well i will say as if avocado needed more [ __ ] white people listen and i could say this to you know you're lame like if you're gonna sing sing about things that are like very white church no avocados well avocados yeah you know uh being racist like sing about what you're good at see what you're good at yeah like is there anything more white i know they come from like mexico but like then avocados dude i just want to touch on this because i know it's going to come up again but every single time that i even mention like a white person joke these [ __ ] people come out of nowhere like oh it's all this white guilt and i'm like first of all joking take it easy if you take anything on here serious you're a [ __ ] dumb we just called luke skywalker a dirty little sand boy that's the one who kissed his sister yeah that's and listen i'm a big mark hamill fan that's a disrespect to him but he's got a sense of humor yeah yeah i hope so he's gonna look at his laugh yeah you know mark hamill he's a patron at patreon.com he's going to be on the next episode let me tell you no he's not people if he is though i will let you know as i walk in here mark my words i'll piss my pants that's a threat if you get him in here i want you to know at some point during this podcast i want you to stand up and piss into gray sweatpants okay that would be so funny okay and i won't even tell you when it's happening i'm gonna bring a pair of pants like a spare pants i'm letting you know this right now go ahead if you surprise me and like i'm wait like a month because i want to forget about the gray sweatpants okay but you're gonna come in here and if you just say hold on and you stand up and you piss your pants i'm going to pass out you might just do me a favor promise that if i do that it it's at a point where you can hire me full-time because i'll never get a job after well you're super qualified yeah you've got a master's in criminal justice management you've got a bachelor's of science you know honors in both do you also piss yourself on youtube what is this why did you piss yourself on perp yeah yeah just promise me that if it ever gets to that point you're like ready and willing and able to hire me yeah yeah because my life's over at that point i'm gonna tell you this right now i'm not oh do you think that's like a thing well there was that one woman who didn't get hired because she had like a bikini picture on instagram yeah i think i i think it was big when we were um in college like 2010 2012 pretty much from like 2010 to 2014 where now it's like a lot of countries or not countries but states are making it difficult for them to like base your you off of your social media right i know that it still happens you know like to an extent but i don't know like i remember there was um like in like connecticut there was a news crew that came to my college and they were they were like can we see your facebook and i was stupid i was like sure and my profile picture was me doing the middle finger but not like this not like you know like those like old ones where it was like you know like the bellows and you know like the boric babies yeah yeah but like it was like someone was like i was taking a picture with my friend and i was like flipping off the camera and she was like trying to pull my hand down so it was like yeah yeah you know and she was like do you think this is smart to have out there i was like yeah i don't care and they're like but what if you don't get a job and i was like i'll be all right you said that to the news yeah i said i think i said like it's a form of expression you told a news crew i think i did that you were expressing yourself artistically through the middle finger yeah that's that's that is classic old frank that is that's that's alright that that's alright frank that's what people don't realize that is so [ __ ] fun you had a story to pull up yeah i still have it but i just you know i got we don't need to talk about it i got sidetracked because you know but it's about the church and that's why i brought it up oh but you know you're right like the church at the end of the day needs better marketing uh you know because like there's churches that like you know how you gonna appeal to me sell me on church show me on church you know what i mean because like this god personally because in the at the end of the day you can have your relationship with god on your own time you know you don't necessarily have to go to the big house yeah uh um that's prison yeah uh to go to them but you might go to the big house and also find out about god people do that people do that yeah uh so yeah so you don't have to go to the here's the church here's the steeple open door see the people how many people in this episode have we offended all of them a lot of them so i'm saying you don't have to go there so it's like you got to sell me on coming there you know what i'm saying just like supermarkets supermarkets also have to do that because like we got fresh direct now so it's like i can have it come to me show you tell me on an experience so you want like to drive by a church and see like for sale you know like 30 confessions for only two hail marys that's what i'm saying i like that idea you know what i mean or make or just like have it just be cooler you know what i'm saying like have like a bar back there you know where they serve just holy wine just holy wine what was why'd you say juan i was gonna say mama chevettes but i think that's jewish that sounds like it i think it is jewish but like i think it's the same thing it's holy wine right it i mean yeah it's i mean twine that would be cool make it like a cool like place you know like put up video games that are just like religiously appropriate video games what the [ __ ] are you talking about i don't know i'm trying to think of one now can't think of it there is none grand theft auto nope that's definitely the farthest from it yeah maybe that's just a good example of what not to be but listen um by the way grand theft auto crazy game you know how unnecessary it is to put in that game where you could just kill anyone steal cars run people over whatever to also make it that you can stop hog your horn and then [ __ ] a hooker and then get out kill that hooker and pick up the money that you just gave her listen like that's not necessary life isn't perfect okay but that is an unnecessary thing to play i think i think it is something that you can opt to do or to not do i think that that tells more about the individual playing okay not about the opera i know you have a lot i know i remember because you i didn't i never had grand theft auto 3 you had it and we would go to your place and play it yeah and you did a lot of the hooker sex yeah i did yeah you did a good amount and like well you didn't well the thing was like so in grand theft auto you would just drive up to a promiscuous looking woman how do you look promiscuous joe uh you know she's got a hooker's outfit on gotcha you know she's got a uniform on a tiny skirt go on she's kind of yelling she's got a cigarette in her hand very hookery so that's that's your idea of a hooker mm-hmm okay um you're adding that to offending people yeah uh so anyway you would pull up and you would honk your horn and then she'd kind of like waltz over and lean into your car and you wouldn't have to do anything and eventually she'd get in and then the car would start rocking back and forth and then uh you would lose like 50 bucks and then she'd get out of the car and then grand theft auto you do the weapons cheat you know l1 l2 r1 r2 up down left right up down left right is that really it yeah it is wow uh and then you get unlimited weapons whatever then you get out and you absolutely shoot this hooker with a bazooka nice and then you pick up your money and that's just the way the world on grand theft auto 3. i think that's more the fact you didn't even get to see anyone get sucked or [ __ ] yeah it's just my car was rocking off you that is more telling of you than the programmers that put it in there and i think you have to look you have to be introspective before you pass judgment joey when you get a video game as a child and you say oh dude you could bang hookies that's the first thing you're doing i'm banging a hooky including when you're well 10 11. dude why did my mom let me play that oh i didn't kill any hookers or anything i don't know i often think of why my parents let me do certain stuff and they were probably just like fed up with me yeah grand theft auto is a crazy game you know i was talking about that like not grand theft auto but like recently like i i don't play certain video games in front of miles and i don't watch certain movies or tv shows and miles in the room and i was like god damn like i don't know like am i gonna still do that like what age am i like allowing him to see that stuff you know what i mean yeah my dad did that i was i always tell the story with my dad wouldn't let me see like the naked scene in like even titanic you know which was just a couple of pointy nipples i remember that yeah so he would make me get out of the room or like when people would get killed in movies you know like in you know really yeah like in goodfellas like i basically was in and out of that room every five seconds yeah there's a whole bunch of stuff going on in that movie but so he would always make me leave the room and then i don't even remember at what age that he was just like whatever just let him see that [ __ ] yeah i don't know i feel like i remember from an early age do you think it affects children i don't know like that's a weird because you know i play grand theft auto and i've never killed a hooker well that's the thing is that there there are people out there political pundits that will say that video games incite violence because that what they'll do is they'll look at you know violent offenders and all of them have played grand theft auto and be like see but what they don't tell you is that's the wrong type of reasoning that's actually inductive and deductive reasoning and what they need to do is look at the number of people that play video games that go on to commit violent acts you know what i mean instead of looking at people that commit violence and play video games of course that's gonna be 90 so i'm saying like that that game is a you know cause they did the same thing with marijuana there were studies that showed that marijuana is not a gateway drug and they did that with [ __ ] like eminem like they blamed mad [ __ ] on his necks or whatever they went and they they talked to people that were like [ __ ] smoking crystal meth and shooting up heroin like did you ever smoke weed they were like yeah it's like yeah of course they did yeah you know what i mean but then if you talk to the people that have smoked weed that have gone on and tried you know schedule one or type one drugs it's like a [ __ ] fraction yeah it's like saying like oh if you wear sneakers then you're a murderer yeah exactly 100 of them were sneakers all of them all of them wore sneakers if you ever watched your parents have sex more than once on a tuesday night while your dad was asking to go to sleep but your mom wouldn't let him might have been a murderer i don't know what i tried to follow that along it's i'm too specific but it's happened you know it has i nope i feel like video games are not as much to blame as seeing your parents have sex because that's more traumatic i've never seen that you've seen it no thank god yeah i know thank god i've never seen that at all have you heard it no neither i can't tell if you have no i'm serious i haven't oh okay okay i don't think i don't think that yet but yeah i don't know that whole thing is just like like weird to me because i'm like i got real serious for a second i'm not cause i'm truly i'm trying to understand like why people think like if not understand why because i'm not necessarily on either side i'm open to the idea that it does have some effect on like children or whatever but i know that i was super young and playing call of duty and doom and like golden eye and [ __ ] and then you have grand theft auto which is like the ultimate [ __ ] up game in the world and watching you know these movies or whatever and i think it's tough because we had an even balance like we played video games when it was rainy or late at night when we couldn't be outside like if it was nice weather out even if it was cool i don't see how that plays out i think it does because if you have an even bounce of being able to escape like because video people consider video games like escapism and when you don't have an escape from that escape and that is the entirety of your reality that's what it will begin to take for take form of do you believe that though do you believe that if like if some kid doesn't have like a bunch of friends so he just plays grand theft auto all day then he's more likely to be violent i don't know if more likely to be violent but i would say that there's a level there's a level of socialization that they don't necessarily get yeah but i don't but what i'm saying like the connection to the violence i don't i i legitimately i use myself and any one of our friends as examples we've been playing video games our entire lives yeah and like violent ones at that some very violent you know what i mean but also some like kitty and puzzle related you know everything from super mario to tetris to [ __ ] grand theft auto but like we're okay you know what i mean but we're also able to make the distinction that that's a video game and that's not our entire lives yeah i think it would i think it's just too easy to blame it on video games like oh if you play a game uh that is you know like violent then you'll be more violent like i think there's just way more that goes into violence well it's easy to blame it on video games because it takes responsibility off of the parents well that's awesome ultimately obviously it's a harder pill for you to swallow to think that your kid killed someone because you didn't do a good job as a parent than it is to say like oh well it's because they've been playing video games yeah like oh this video game i didn't know about it like we should blame this company it's like dude first of all you let him get the video game because you didn't look into it for a one second yeah and you know but who i don't know anyway is that it no no no no no no no no no i have some okay good um i saw this thing going back to church uh this is the headline go on pastor who heals people by farting on them oh defends himself quote i don't fart i heal and quote church got a sense of humor so that's good well you know the church didn't put out a statement i mean this is one pastor that you know where is this i need to know uh [ __ ] i don't know please tell me florida i that's a good guess i don't know but i don't know i don't know but i don't know yeah you know what i said i know uh but no but so i looked into the article and it said two sources from the church uh who didn't want to be named for feel for fear of victimization obviously um or probably being farted on a fart attack uh so they were not happening well not happy with what was happening there um they said some people didn't mind but they couldn't take it the farts where does your life need to be to be like i need blast one on me and get rid of this bad juju i have juju or whatever yeah i like that you know uh but there's another quote when we come to church it's because we need prayers not to be farted on and quote said a 30 year old man that seems like a given like i if if there were a few places on this planet i knew i wouldn't get farted on church would be one of them quote and this quote is just it makes me sad but it's a quote and says he should pray to his god and ask to be given another way of healing people end quote damn that's real pain there what that means is that this man is saying that god told him to set it off on these people i'd love to know again if there is a god he or she what if like god is just like really [ __ ] with everybody just like going to people like yeah i just want to let you know piss on them you know it will really help them just [ __ ] let it rip on them god just drunk as [ __ ] like oh dude you honestly did just just like [ __ ] rip on him and then say safety and you're you're set just say safety and then you're good dude i can't wait for the one [ __ ] yo blast one in his ear dude i can't wait for him to do that to one frat star and the frats start turning around doorknobs and beats up the path just hit the piss out of this fight you remember doorknobs i do i do i haven't called doorknobs on someone in so long yeah did anyone out there actually like ever like did anyone out there else do that where if you farted you had to call safety like immediately instant it was like playing uno and then you have the one card you go uno otherwise someone calls uno then you gotta pick up another card and it was like violent i remember like my brothers and i it would be like yo if you didn't call safe if someone called door knobs fear in your heart so if you call you if so if you fart and then someone else calls doorknobs before you call safety you have to run and get to a doorknob and they're just gonna beat the [ __ ] out of you until you get the door yeah and me and my brothers used to take it very seriously too because we had nothing else to worry about in our lives and when someone would fart it would be unfuck we would just tee off on them like on their shoulders beat the [ __ ] out of them yeah like you it's well it's literally like you have to go and i remember it because keith was a big time farter big farter big farter and keith used to like always like kind of lurk on the like the outskirts of the room so he was always close to adorning he's smart he he's a very smart kid a good strategy to have it is if you're prone to a fart stay near the door and i remember there were times where like we would have like friend sleepovers and someone farted and you were like in the same bed and it was like this person's dying right next to you yeah yeah they're not making it out of it they can't you grab them yeah damn you wanna have a sleepover soon i don't i'm not a farting one no no [ __ ] the farting i'm just saying like just like flat out just friends sleeping over each other yeah i'll sleep over tonight no i can't tonight that's fine i got work ah jobs um a 40 year old woman said she stopped attending church when she saw the pastor sitting and farting on another member quote that's not what i signed for i needed prayers not fart end quote this is an expertly written article i just want to make sure the world knows that i understand that what she means where are these people that they're like i need to turn to the farter also who is being like do they call them fart father farter you know how uh that would be a good name but i don't think they are but i do think that like no matter do you know how down on your luck you have to be yeah you're like dude i don't know where else i'll go fart on my phone just go ahead literally spray fart on me i don't have a quote anymore but when i was reading the uh article the pastor said something like i you know i he said something i can spin this right now he's like i am bursting with love and joy from god it was even funnier he said that he's like i can't heal the church he's like i can't heal the church by just sitting on the church like i need to be flesh to flesh and that's why he sits on people he doesn't bear [ __ ] oh i don't know about that if he's saying flesh to flesh well i think that insinuates that he's whipping his [ __ ] out dude how do you do that on a that's honestly admirable that's the power of religion that we need in this world convince people to just [ __ ] spray fart on their face and i'm talking like an ugly one too tight tight [ __ ] just [ __ ] you know what i mean i just spit everywhere yeah you did brand new table oh it's all right this table is mine i feel like uh i feel like um you know once once the pastor farts on you it's just that's a that's a long road that's a slippery slope pet poop that's yeah oh what do you do then also how much that's the holy ghost right how much gas does this man have that he can just fart does he have to like only call like he's like oh god come back then he just [ __ ] lets it go on these people or does he just eat like [ __ ] he's like in the middle of a sermon he's like hold on who wants it grace get up here you were having a bad day get over here you absolutely know last night this is gonna be a big healing he puts he puts like a mic near his [ __ ] and he's like i'm gonna get all you guys so and i wonder like do does he think that like the sound of the fart like makes it like it's a different message like what if these farts are not like gonna help people what if they're meant to just like condemn them continuously so it's like a plank is like helping them but like a punk is like you know and what if it's silent what if it's like you know what i'm saying like what if it's a clapper you know what i'm talking about the ones that like they like move your ass if you sit on this table and fart bare ass it's going to sound like gunshots yeah and your balls are going to hurt the table [ __ ] slaps at you i you know what we should do we should fart on the stable we should do the jurassic park test where i'll put a a cup of water over here you fart on that corner see if it [ __ ] moves it the ripple that's called the jurassic park test i just made it up that's [ __ ] great that is right but isn't it jello well they do it multiple times the first time is with water in the cup of the car that's true and then later on it's when she has the jello yeah sure that was a shaky [ __ ] and that was a good looking jello oh my god dude was the last time you had [ __ ] jello not long ago we got a five-year-old this kid loves to eat anything that's true man and i had a colonoscopy a lot longer crushed jello they give you jello they tell you that you could only have uh green or blue jello the [ __ ] why not red red dye apparently [ __ ] your hiney hole apparently it like makes it look like more inflamed or something like that oh sweet you ever gotten a colonoscopy i think we spoke about this right now i should get one like in the next two years yeah yeah yeah you should let me know if you need help like not with the colonoscopy like process what are you gonna preparing what are you gonna do for me just be there emotionally while i pee out of my a dude it's not pee it's like old faithful i'm telling you i'm almost excited no you're not i'm almost excited you say that now and then you're just like you think like you drink it and you're like oh everything's all right everything's all right and you need like i i kid you not how many times do you think in that 24-hour period did you poop define poop pee okay a lot but like i would say no joke like eight or nine times that's not terrible that's a lot but i thought you know and they're not quick it's not like you sit down you [ __ ] spit up and then you're out like it's it's so close spit up it's a whole process dude no i i i don't you know eight or nine times in a day that seems about like you know what i would you know yeah but it's not an enjoyable late or night oh i don't and they're like 35 minutes each what yeah they're not quick why it just it's like you got to wait you got to make sure it's safe you know what i mean it's like you need to hear the olly olly oxen free before you get up it's not it's not a fun time that's another thing that i really wonder what other like neighborhoods like called that yeah like what was that it was like ollie oxen free is like you're safe yeah you make it to base and then like you can like freely walk around and manhunt because all the oxen free olly olly oxen free where does that come from i don't know but i wonder what everyone else did because i i think i saw this thing on tick tock one time where it was just like different things it was like that thing but what they called it yeah original like there was like some weird ones like bubble gum bubble gum in a dish how many uh pieces do you wish yeah there was doggie doggy diamond step right in doggy doggy diamond step right got it 21st finger 21st finger odds and evens um there's a dog in the grass with a bullet up its ass stick it in stick it out do you want to be a boy scout wait why do you remember that one no yeah a bullet in a dog's ass you got to get it out of there why you sticking it in and out seems like there's some other stuff going on it might be finger then there but there's a dog in the grass with something up its ass a bullet stick it in stick it out do you want to be a boy scout y-e-s spells yes and you are not it what about no no no it wasn't an option no it's white yes yes you're not it so you have to stick this bullet in this dog's ass and you have to be a boy it might not be you're definitely a boy scout i know that like okay it might not be a bullet it might be a stick it might be a you know an apple like it could be anything with like i guess like you can't get an apple on a dog's ass why not maybe a big enough dog maybe like a saint bernard there's a dog in the grass with an apple up its ass it works two syllables and then the other one was uh you know um milk milk lemonade around the corner you stick the finger up the hole now you got a tootsie roll stick the finger twice as far and now you got a hershey bar right what was the point of that even i think it was just like a funny thing i remember you taught me that in second grade really i taught you the the finger up the whole out comes the two role i remember you taught me because it was one of those like we had a pizza party in class and it was when we were pretending we were drunk on soda soda and we were smoking the pretzel rods of cigars do you remember that no that sounds like us it was a hundred percent honest yeah dude pizza parties when you're a kid are so fired the most important time of the year what's the like adult equivalent of a pizza party feeling being drunk but like what is it is it like oh we're at one of those situations where we're gonna play like beer pong open bar open bar open bar an open bar is the adult equivalent of a pizza party dude dude do you know how expensive pizza is in like what's it what's a pie around here probably like 16 17 i don't think that's what it is around here by me in jersey it's like 15 16 dude i was at the jersey shore the other week a pie with a topping 36 i wanted a [ __ ] scream in jersey yeah jersey pete's it sucked so bad a 30 pizza if anyone knows the jersey short point pleasant jenks [ __ ] their pizza i'm sorry jenks [ __ ] you your pizza not you yeah but that's crazy yeah it sucks thirty dollars for a [ __ ] pizza that's you get two pies that's when i was delivering for portobello yeah it was like 15 and 30 cents for like a pie that's nice so that was a long time ago that's nice but now i think it's like it's probably like 18 to 20. i've always liked portobello pizza i really yeah it's all right i enjoy it it's good they got a good food over there oh yeah they're gonna go you ready yeah let's get the [ __ ] out of here don't touch me um but yeah that's all for this week's episode of the basement we appreciate all the patrons that have signed up for the patreon and are supporting the show at patreon.com like i said before you get every episode a week ahead and you also get an extra episode every single week of me and frankie uh you know doing this shooting the [ __ ] doing it yeah so you can go follow us on instagram at the basement yard and where can i find you at the frank alvarez on instagram and on twitter and twitch if you want to come hang out with me and watch me play video games at f alvarez 8085 yep and i believe yes now that this episode goes out uh the new season of other people's lives is live and it's rolling out we made a lot of changes to the show and it's you know we've upgraded it tremendously and this season we have amazing episodes give me a sneak peek of one nope uh so if you go to youtube.com other people's lives you can check that out and on instagram it's at opl podcast but love that show uh thank you for everyone who's supporting that show as well [Music]

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Length: 75min 14sec (4514 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 21 2020