THE MOST HILARIOUS WATCHER RUN EVER | Slay The Spire Ascension 69

hey we're gonna play watch around it's ascension six i can't predict right now but it's watcher so my bets on loose yeah you can't predict because you're mod mods aren't allowed to have fun do your job idiot wait we could get all the way here at one hp look we could be 90 of the way through the act and get no cards like it's actually just such dog but it could be poggy all right could but you shouldn't now i can cpr yeah make sure you go into the settings and enable gif emotes as well the follow-up is pretty good i always like mental fortress i mean it could be good right now it's not the best but we do need something against this guy so it could be a good foundation let's try i still want to try to get that one hp lead for sure so this just has to not be a fight [Music] amanda reduction on wrath is feels unbelievably necessary you feel about a rare relic that allows you to sell a card at the shops instead of removing ah interesting it'll be fun tranquility here let's just go through elites yo hey gremlin not more like dead like water and like water and a mental fortress is definitely good stuff which do you prefer donuts or subs well one of them heavily supports me while one of them heavily supports the rest of my community so i don't i don't have a selection there both of them benefit me in different ways i don't think we remove yet don't know smile yeah you got me you got me me mr streamer me like donos [Music] i just go whenever we can get wrath [Music] i remember when you really didn't like gifted subs yeah but that was like a personal thing that was like for some reason i had concocted in my head that having a sub count that was arbitrarily heightened was bad it was weird uh nine plus and you can play everything so we should go boom the [ __ ] you say to me you little oh no i can conclude they don't pull out a uh they don't pull out a gun on you to collect your sub money anymore yeah imagine imagine if that's how it was uh radium how where we had to pay them out you imagine a world like that like we had we had to be the ones to actually pay the money only just this like we got all of the money every single time that someone subbed we got five dollars and then we had to remember at the end of the month to give twitch their cut otherwise they banned us bird for fraudulently stealing their money you imagine are you currently imagining i'd hate that oh that'd be terrible that that would be yeah that'd be absolutely awful no one's disagreeing with them it's like taxes but not as bad well it's like toxic except if you forget you're just [ __ ] i think they come to you with a [ __ ] pimp boss meal ticket all right what do we need in order to defeat that guy i kind of want this reach heaven i'm not a big fan of reach heaven but i think we might need it in order to fight this guy we're still having basic fights nah ill pass let the hardy boy sleep understandable uh i think we take an empty fist here wave of the hand could be really really poggy in the future but i'm uh just trying to think about what's good right now i'm instead of a hong kong clip of frost uh swearing he's going to come on your face so like that's my dog yeah he's dog gotta go see you ready and have a good day buddy i appreciate you greatly my friend and thank you and that chat is how radiant went to jail this is the first watcher game of the stream yeah [Music] and you just casually block it for 41 some turns pretty good good i must say [Music] could've just won there but do you have any art at art pieces at home portraying phallic objects uh yes why [Music] have i played for the king no i think we block for so much right now philo is probably okay but we definitely want energy energy is uh very very good youtube i gotta be honest you don't know what's coming because you're probably watching this way too early into the run if [ __ ] gets too weird i won't judge you if you click off and you come back in the next video but if you do enjoy this content come over to the stream piss gang come watch and like it comment on the video i'll see you guys then and i like being over here in colorado which is very far away did i mention that he was attacking on turn one holy [ __ ] i didn't even realize i forgot i'm not on ascension 20. oh man well that plus that almost full block so i think we're chilling right now here we go nine plus twelve plus eighteen it is not lethal but it's a lot of stance switching which is good [Music] overall pretty poggy [Music] i like an indignation yeah i like indignation here remove strikes and gain five bites hello my name is frost prime and i would like you to die can't kill him unfortunately can kill funny mcfront though kinda big i don't know what that guy's name is his name is romy and his name's bear i don't know the front guy's name is to be honest [Music] talk to the hand or pressure points plus one of those was really good one of those would have been more fun chat would have liked one of those much more we're dying dude like what happened to what happened boys what happened i think we're just getting absolutely stompied on worship probably not flurry of blows though kind of poggy big heel from the shop i love it like water number two hand of greed okay i would like hand of greed i'm not gonna lie to you i would like hand of greed but i don't know right now if our deck can deal with hand of greed in the deck like without it in the deck i think it does quite well i'm going to get rid of a defend here i'm gonna take this and i'm gonna take that what do i wanna take this one card called prostate i do not believe that i wanna take a card called prostate no gotta be honest with you we get less block this turn because we don't get ore calcium off but i do think that killing one of them is probably pretty good yeah not taking stone calendar stinky what are you stinky got him dude you swung into the dispensary for some good good yeah that means weed means weed in french [Music] all right so we're getting attacked next turn and that's going to suck balls um we are going to get attacked next turn and like i said it's going to suck balls [Music] thank you for subscribing eight months more like weed ah god i'm so good anyways stay handsome what did you just say to just say weed i hate you so much [Music] all right 20 chance that he attacks this turn to not get attacked though idiot dummy okay we're just kind of sitting in wrath right now and i'm kind of about it you know kind of about this wrath life wrath gang um that's finally some good draw gireo i don't think i don't i think i want to upgrade things at campfires although geary is kind of cool and it could be poggy i do like upgrading at campfires but can i even upgrade to this campfire probably not no we're not lifting can we take can we even no we can't do ritual dagger a ritual dagger would be poggy but i don't think we can get get away with it all right this might be a toughy fight okay wait a minute do we have enough energy for all of it we kind of do though like we kind of do have enough energy for all of it typing is pain oh okay wait no because we can't we're not drawing only there's only drawing one so we want to get rid of those i forgot we're only drawing one i was like do you want to draw these cards yes i do i would like them i'm a very intelligent person chad i promise do you love me tell me you love me you need an affirmation right now i love you that's not good enough say it louder hello mr tristan since i value your intellectual opinion on everything that is happening in the world right now i would like to ask you what are your thoughts on big do be kinda poggy though you know [Music] you feel me do be kinda poggy though scrying five might be really really really really good over and omniscience i think i just don't think we get omniscience off uh uh well enough okay only have two things that create a card during combat it's not super important to me that either of which are upgraded a second third eye though seems very good to get our deck rolling very quickly and a third tranquility yeah all right that kind of stacking up i'm not gonna lie that kind of getting a little bit poggy you know all right let's scry what's down there so we can do we want to no we should probably do this [Music] oh we should probably done this first time zombie that's on me now so the decks coming together but we're also just [ __ ] dying all the time ever every time all the time [Music] like we just need 172 draw cards and a lot more energy and i think it's poggy [Music] that's i could have just killed her i was focusing so much on blocking because this this character makes me makes my brain melt study plus there's like like 1700 block cards in our deck right now we just did it wow crazy we just did it we have all this we have the we have the draw cards in our deck in big no no no no okay [Music] egg expunger is it possible to get barricade you're getting so much block uh we would need not barricade but calipers yeah yeah this one sorry i was i was you know yeah i would very much like a calipers this the place that the youtube speaks of some have told some have forth told of a place hi hello empty your mind be formless shapeless like water bruce lee i'm gonna punch you in the face i swear to god [Music] so all right i plus ultra all might uh like i'm just never seen that you ever heard that song paparazzi i'm your biggest fan i'll follow you until you love me you know the song there's a dmc i would never follow you anywhere because i'm not your biggest fan right [Music] now i was really happy with that when i came up with it myself did you like it [Music] i'm ready spongebob that was spongebob we said that one time yeah it's very intuitive of you to figure that one out very poggy of you dude ever played hades yeah we played a lot on stream [Music] no this is patrick patrick's star i'm gonna i hate you so much i just want you to know how much i [ __ ] hate you yeah frost surprise that is me wow figured me out so well i'm not like this character takes so much brain power and i can't do any of it because of you i'm gonna quit this game i'm gonna quit the stream first time my first time i've been able to catch the stream cos of time zones but recently found you on youtube and been loving the content thank you thank you thank you for watching i do appreciate you very very much let's take a curse key since we have a memory we definitely want more energy and just continuing to cycle and draw all right yeah look at doggo all right remember that every single time that you donate with dumb [ __ ] that i am driven one day one one moment closer to these warriors and then go to war while defeated warriors go to war first then seek to win sun tzu just remember you're driving me closer and closer every single day give me five gifted subs to right now frost daddy yeah that wasn't me that was something that i said at one point thank you for subscribing boy am i glad that he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's my sheriff and that we're frozen out here and we're in there and i just remembered we're out here what i wanna know is where's the caveman thank you for subscribing pyongyang gamer frost prime underscore thank you for recognizing my talent ah i'm not even thanking the people who are subbing or donating lying zerglings thank you for the five gifted subs ask you and thank you for the thank give her the ten dollars man i do appreciate it thank you i'm just just jacking off i do want like yeah i would like to remove one car that seems fine i would like in this deck i would like you see the dog oh my god poor hearty boy or buddy dude oh man don't you feel a little bad chat huh are you happy you happy with what you've done he's literally walking around the room right now trying to figure out where it came from you guys are [ __ ] whoops did i keep forgetting that we have this stupid [ __ ] card [Music] can i post clips yeah you can post clips [Music] tis but a scratch what do we do here this was useless hello come john wick guy i do believe that john wick did indeed say that you're very correct friend [Music] do all right figured out that fight we do scry often but do you think that i could handle playing a scry and flurry of blows a weave and flurry of blows dude probably hi i just got out of work and the world is super scary ah and what the [ __ ] [Music] poop gang no one even you didn't even quote you didn't even quote where that was coming from you just said poop gang that doesn't really solve anything here you're breathtaking i used to say my breath smells [ __ ] that's what you're supposed shows you all the fate that i have in the twitch chat [ __ ] poop gang piss gang all the way shut up shut up shut up gang poop gang poop gang poop gang poop gang poop gang shut up shut the [ __ ] up jesus christ richard nixon like water gang is the best soccer king good morning hey how's it going like thank you for gifting us up man appreciate you buddy are we dead please tell me we're dead so i can just stop this poop gang greater than piss gang poop gang greater than pisgah poop gang greater than pisgahng poop gang greater than pisgah oh thanks for giving me some man put on the hat you have the audacity you have the audacity to tell me after all this [ __ ] to put on the hand [Music] it's very big of you very big of you [Music] it's nice thank you for the [ __ ] hundred i'm sorry hardy i hope you sleep happy mr stinky boy i'm putting off pat bless he just honked at him with five hundred bits you said let hardy sleep dance sleep and with those 500 bits you honked out loud in my room [Laughter] hat for poop gang no hat for piss gang make your choice frosty boy hey man i kinda do be like i'm pissed gang ain't gonna lie boys i'm sorry if i'm missing any like actual good messages in twitch chat i hope that you can understand why i might not see a messenger too dear jesus save me from this reality with the magic of a watcher run [Music] oh my god i'm gonna [ __ ] pee dude this gang greater than poof gang piss gang piss gang piss gang piss gang i hate you so much which i like every single card here skips the sevens oh my god help the poop is on the walls help please stop the poop gang before it's to seven try gentillian 777 [Music] with me we have been betrayed the mighty poop gang our overlord has chosen the piss cash can you hold piss in a sock huh nah dude that's a really good point you can't hold piss in a suck that's true wow this gang sucks dude oh rubber sucks true yeah like if i was trying to clean the dishes with my feet [Music] a rubber kiss sock is just a regular poop sock change my mind i'm gonna need you to stop that again where's my poopy suit frozone thank you for the donuts bro you can store piss in your bottom drawer if you put down enough saran wrap you can keep pissing in the drawer and it will evaporate and you can store your piss forever poop gang taking another huge hell you know i feel like i'm legally obligated to win this run somehow just so youtube gets to experience this oh my god i'm crying [Music] oh [Music] the gang war has taken its toll on frozone has it oh my god i'm literally [ __ ] crying guys when is today uh tomorrow thanks for the 125 barbecue we got a blood vile chat big big party all jokes aside can we do a mod roll after this run or are you dipping off it is kinda late uh i'm probably diffing off after this run we already did a big mod roll earlier today so you trust me gang for life real actually no we'll drop both of those poop gang for life boys understandable i will save my points for another time yes thank you i have reached first prime thank you for subscribing thank you for the hundred bits my myster i don't know if you forgot to do your poop or pee gang message all right is that offensive to call it p gang do you guys prefer to be called piss gang [Music] piss please okay i understand but now i need to know does a fat way or should i change my underwear this is a really bad turn and there's not a whole lot that we can do about a voice why not use the same saran wrap idea for your poop draw checkmate piss gang he's got a point boys he's got a point you know [Music] skip the sevens i probably could have just killed him this turn but again i can't focus with this oh no why help the piss doesn't evaporate in the cold help how do i remove four gallons of piss in my drawers help going back to poop gang seven quint ridge intellion 770 you can dehydrate piss and store a bigger quantity in the same draw pisskang still wins why is that so high-pitched it's a certain way of having the type if you type in a specific way it doesn't give the 420 leg if you poop in the drawer it will fill up eventually and you will need a new drawer of histories and infinite resources the piss will evaporate before you fill it completely checkmate can take two girls one poop gang oh no shut the [ __ ] up with that [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up right now shut the [ __ ] up i still have so much left i just got off a call from work why the [ __ ] are we talking about dehydrated piss what in the [ __ ] what even is life anymore i don't know just use the old um we just want to get our powers and play let's do that [Music] it should actually be two girls one draw i almost almost spit up i almost vomited thank you for subscribing thank you for subscribing hello oh sorry sorry i got to pick up why is this taking so long i think my phone's broken right now can you get the phone i'm so sorry that you missed this call this is poop gang saying that your compost bin is ready so you can poop and help the environment i guess piss gang can't be this powerful i'm actually getting a phone call now actually it's a scam call so it's okay that i show the number it's a scam but just use poop from poop drawers fertilizer to make food to turn into poop so it's just a beautiful cycle checkmate piss gang oh [ __ ] [ __ ] please i just sat down to eat luke why maybe you should eat your elsewhere russ you gotta win this run so you could youtube it i'm trying my best but it's very difficult with poop gang in my ear imagine having to go outside to recycle your waist instead of just to a convenient draw piscank and stop winning i can't dude i need to focus love you frost that's my bit budget boop gang represent what are the odds chat that if we if we do this we find a way to kill one of them or get out of nowhere all right enough with poop and piss gang now come gang that's real [ __ ] okay piss can be made into ammonia which is used in fertilizers for the farm industry his gang w what the results are in let's print them out [Music] yep chat is arguing about piss again it is that is what happening yeah your your analysis was correct i will arrest any come gangers and send them to horny jail myself yeah is this the time where where piss gang and poop gang team up to kill come get proposition uploaded win or loss hume gang greater than poop gang and piss gang hume gang greater than poop gang piss gang hume gang great gang and piss i don't like that this is called kyung gang you know okay i'm gonna pause it for a second just after this one donut uh i'm personally a part of fart gang but i don't see that being relevant right now so i'm pause the donuts for a second the slay the spire section on twitch is normally a very respectable and like calm uh like people who value intelligence like this like this fire section on this website it just seems to be streamers that speak properly don't mention butts not us though boys we're above that [ __ ] all right sorry i gotta hit play again give the 420 out i can't wait to tell my grandchildren when they ask me what i was doing during this scary political day what i was doing you guys are hilarious all right z silva back to pissing in the draws but poop gang is intelligent unlike biscang is poop gang intelligent though okay back to pissgang being better than poop gang and taking all the w's every day piss gang stays winning at least i can prank my poopy neighbor with a flaming bag of poo i can't use piss that way double check mate i don't know if i'm supposed to take any of those cards because i can't i can't my um i'm blind right now i am completely blind okay you can literally just piss on him come on man you need to do better than that to give a single l to piss gang true at [Music] poop and piss gang we need to combine to defeat the one true enemy the cringe comb gang rise with me brothers peeing in the bath is easier than pooping and it is better for skin but i have to get to my driver's ed class hope this runs a w so we can upload this to the cubes have a great one mr beautiful frosty man thanks [Music] hey youtube you guys could come join us in the argument by following frost on twitch i only more 32 men my wife to continue my support towards to poop gang [Music] um i don't know whether i'm doing the correct plays or not because brain hurt [ __ ] [Music] youtube make sure to check out twitch.tv frost prime underscore and follow for more great intellectual discussions and serious game play i'm probably gonna die here man and i i can't i can't find the way out in my head i need that i can't read chad either every time i look at chad it's just hot okay [Music] hey andrew are you part of poop or fee gang choose wisely does that sound like a threat chat that what is this time for the body function review where it wasn't fun for frost but it was fun for you even though we are divided by control we are united in the same bold scalp help function review how long did that take you think of that was really well made the [ __ ] you say to me you little [ __ ] naruto just going back to floating not garbage [Music] honestly this has been such a fun stream that even if we lose i hope it goes on youtube and i hope everyone seeing this on youtube comes over to twitch.tv frost prime underscore and i remind you again pissgang stays winning i'm doing my [ __ ] best boys i'm not gonna lie i'm do i'm doing my i'm doing my heckin best oh hey babe shit's aggressively frosty all right [ __ ] as the resident engineer here it's time to blow your [ __ ] minds for what it more powerful than either gang or piss gang that's right the both of them combined hashtag wastewater gang brothers stand with me and understand that this is the true way to life frost cult i'm trying so hard boys [Music] no you must choose that is ridiculous must be a poop gang trying to break down piss gang but we won't be fooled true shut up nerd pissing in the draw takes no water [Music] so you win i give five more subs thanks [Music] hmm okay oh we're not on ascension 20 i don't have to find another boss oh my god just get this [ __ ] on [ __ ] youtube man holy balls okay just do it shia labeouf that's like the cringiest one you've done so far all right lizard tale and dolly's mirror muffin thank you for subscribing omniscience no we don't get enough value out of on missions i don't think what if we [ __ ] did foresight we just had giga double hand oh talk to the hand might be poggy actually you're right you're right you're right that helps against the the heart it's big thank you for subscribing okay i need to pee so badly i have to be so [Music] bad [Music] all right what's the [ __ ] play here boys oh my god frost is joining the piss gang we are doomed the piss is everywhere seven quart you are gentle piss gang that one guy who sneezes at the buffet i can't focus in the slightest i can't dude i'm trying so hard to figure out what might be the best line of playing concluding i just wanna say piss gang is love piss gang is life from the urinal we stand united do not frown upon pagang since they are lead by a false prophet poop his temporary piss is forever [Music] how dare you try to join piss gang have you no shame have you no conscience no sense of morality i am deeply disappointed in your actions mr frost man poop gang is disappointed i should have kept the tranquility but i i again i mean literally anyone here leaves the house and would be caught dead at a buffet we are all social distancing like responsible folks and pissing in our drawers to save water i'm trying so hard [Music] oh once this deck gets going man it actually gets going but all right we're getting attacked from the left we'll take this from the right excuse me we're getting there boys we're getting there hearing the narrator chastise frost as he gets upset bite reminds me of the stanley parable and i think that's rich here's some mommy thank you for the money [Music] so it's pretty good turn [Music] yeah we played all our powers so did everything we could gambling chip and a duplication potion don't mind if i do do i want a 17th tranquility quite possibly i don't know again i still i still can't comprehend what i'm supposed to be doing right now gambling chip is sick though gambling chip is very good i think we keep third eye because it just lets us continue to gamble stuff big start right there that's a big start thank you for subscribing piss gang wouldn't last a week on arrakis you guys need more water discipline i don't know if it's double talk to the hand or if it's double mental fortress we have you know two doctor dan's and two mental fortresses in the deck already so i don't know which one i should be duplicating right now thank you for subscribing i think it's probably this thank you for subscribing 60 damage right here right now boys let's hit it see if we can't figure some [ __ ] out so it out uh imagine if we did have calipers though kind of poggy [Music] so [Music] hey radiant's given me quite a bit of money over the past couple years huh five times 15. that's so much what the [ __ ] stop the defense are actually so bad in this deck that's so weird to think about he's got artifact right now [Music] so it's gonna be rough says the [ __ ] in twitch chat who doesn't even know we need expunger value here i don't think so we're fine hey from youtube hey cuff actually i think i get rid of those two hello 14 times definitely a little bit of damage there empty your mind actually i like all of this [Music] big conjure play go wait now we have [Music] oh no i didn't know actually no it would give you one still gives us the block though so it's actually good kind of a little bit oh my god did we just almost win off of nunchaku value big 18 times 15 more like empty your mind more like blow me [Music] thank you for subscribing i am numb i am numb i am completely numb i am completely numb thank you you

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Length: 71min 39sec (4299 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 08 2021