The Morning Routine Machine | Joseph's Machines

i've made this machine to do your entire morning routine from bed it washes your face applies moisturizer rubs it in and even puts makeup on your entire face at once it's for my friend giselle who complains she's always running late for work in the morning so hopefully this will dramatically improve her morning situation so any good morning routine is going to start with washing your face so i'm going to try using a watering can and i've got this sort of sponge base frame that i've made because i don't want to get the bed soaking where this will catch any excess water [Music] oh [Music] i'm completely soaked like the sponge did not work at all great i'll go take the mattress outside to dry [Music] huh a little bit scary three two one okay so i've added these sort of fins to the catapult which should direct the moisturizer out in different directions so i can try and get more of a spread across my whole face three two one it feels pretty i can't open my eyes but it feels spread out is it spread out oh wow look at that that's amazing spread so then i just need some kind of system to rub it all in more three two one [Music] it's not really rubbing into my face [Music] whoa [Music] oh wow oh my god it's definitely more rubbed in i just don't feel super comfortable about making someone else do that i need something softer than a rubber hand you know [Music] goodness wow wow it's perfect [Music] these strings trigger the foundation and these strings trigger the blusher and eye shadow okay it's taking me a long time to glue all these fire bellows in place let's see how this goes i need to put on my eyebrow protectors because i obviously don't want to get makeup on my eyebrows [Music] my lip protectors hey that looks good need to check my head is in the right [Music] place [Music] oh my god oh my god do i look pretty let's have a look look at the blusher there's just way too much on that side the eyes look nice they've got little blue dots it could do with a bit more blue i feel like it has potential but it's not terrible okay it's kind of terrible [Music] three two one bit of work ah oh my god so this is my friend giselle and i'm excited to finally show her this machine i've made for you how do you feel about this exciting a little bit nervous you are going to have a total makeover good night bye [Music] [Music] wow [Music] [Music] oh [Music] thank you justin i'm ready okay i have one last machine for you this is going to attempt to remove all my makeup right before i go to bed i haven't tested it yet so i don't really know what's going to happen just to make things even more complicated i am going to try to read out some of my patreon supporters names while the machine runs okay here we go so i would like to thank and sorry for the terrible pronunciation jonathan sex jason fishley phillip greg rodriguez larry desert binge savable lillian just camera jennifer jordan steve goldberg the awesomer eugene zuretsky seen [Music] [Music] if you would like to join them and get exclusive access to bloopers and other behind-the-scenes content consider becoming a patron yourself go to patreon.com joseph's machines good night bye

Channel: Joseph's Machines

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Id: 2q69HvdUEFA

Length: 8min 49sec (529 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 08 2021