The media has just discovered ‘objectivity’: Gutfeld

happy glorious glorious friday everyone so poor joe biden is in such deep doo-doo not just his own that the media seems to be turning their back on him it's like when kilmead enters a crowded elevator they treat him like he's got monkey pox from the source and why well they finally figured it out biden sucks harder than brian stelter trying to drink a shamrock shake through a crazy straw so no one in the media is going to suck up anymore they suddenly discovered objectivity once he became objectively the worst president of the past 100 years although we're being told the president has done everything he can the president has done everything that he can president is doing everything that he can to make sure that we address this issue we'll see we'll see what we can do but i can't make any promises we can build on what we've already done i just want to make sure people also know what we've done we don't have anything to preview for you for tomorrow also don't have an estimate for you and haven't seen the numbers he is doing everything that he can to make sure that we take action and we have been doing that 24 7. feel free to reach out to me and we will do everything that we can i don't have a policy update on that but i know to tell you now as i've been saying we are doing everything that we can possibly we're going to continue to do everything that we can i don't have anything to preview for you at least she has a can-do attitude as in can do nothing it's not fair really it sucks to have her job i'd rather be the maid who changes amber heard sheets this poor lady all she can do is say we're doing all we can do and suddenly you're in deep all you can do do it's a pun on poop surprise surprised i'd hear that here huh we never do we never do that a new fox news poll shows just 18 say the economy is excellent or good by the way the margin of error for that poll is plus or minus a hundred percent no one ever says that no one ever says that plus or minus three percent you that leaves 82 percent in agreement that biden's economy is about as shaky as me at a dry wedding but i've said it before getting 82 percent of anyone to agree on anything is tough although take a look at this chart yeah 82 percent think i think i can kick roblox ass and even more would pay to see it wait wait really yes you got to give the people what they want rob remember i fight dirty i'm looking forward to it behind the dumpster so poor joe's performance is so bad even his staunches supporters are turning on him i mean we know there are whispers we know that there are whispers and we we interview the president we watch him in press conferences we watch him do interviews on he was on jimmy kimmel the other night and quite frankly i had trouble following him he was his answers are not succinct right you don't want the president of your party sitting at 40 or slightly below 40 that's terrible like there's no other way uh to cut it in democrats uh know that when he does badly when he stumbles you get nervous and you wonder is it justice stutter is he tired or something else there hmm keep up the good work joe and you'll lose the 2024 nomination to jimmy carter so this might make you think there's a media shift going on but is it really and if it is what's the real reason for it well when it comes to mainstream media and their motivations just picture rats swimming away from the titanic first there's financial incentive ratings at other networks are plummeting faster than joe's teeth in the bottom of a glass at bedtime especially cnns their numbers are dropping faster than a hooker's blood pressure after being rolled up in one of hunter's old area rugs i mean it's not true new riders as far as we know a new rise not true and that means you could be fired if you don't get those ratings back up see poor brian stelter his show is hilariously titled reliable sources the irony is as thick as his powdered sugar-covered sausage fingers why that was a compliment it had its lowest rating in like three years and according to sources stelter is down to weeks if not days left at cnn and that saddens me as you know when chris cuomo was sacked i lost 57 of my content for my show the remaining 43 was all stelter and of that 43 85 was saturated fat still he was all he was my all-you-can-eat buffet a place that offered second and third helpings of comedic gold so if he goes away what do i do the news hell no news is for suckers take that bret bear yeah yeah we've got a special report for you and it's about farts and now you got cnn's new boss telling his anchors to stop using the phrase big lie to describe election fraud claims he claims it sounds too much like white house messaging as if that ever mattered well it matters now when the guy you're ripping off for content is as toxic as a fentanyl filled fajita i like alliteration so a lot of media people are starting to drop their big lies because they need to pay off that mortgage for the house the second house the soundproofed leather playroom constructed under the floorboards a shout out to don lemon and as you just saw don really pivoted going from always calling republicans racist to now saying joe is nuts we haven't seen a transformation like that since bruce jenner went from her hurdles to girdles caitlyn will be on on monday so that's a three-day tease and i'm looking forward to it so where does this lead well in time will dawn be co-hosting a show with sebastian gorka on newsmax selling relief factor like it's popcorn i don't know about you but i would watch the hell out of that gorka and lemon sounds like something you order at uh red lobster but forgive me if i don't buy this change of heart they know joe is done so they're distancing themselves like he's forgotten to wear pants and underpants oh they still hate republicans they still hate you and everything about you they'll never care about regular people with regular people problems like gas rent or food but for now they're keeping their powder dry only because hunter might snort it but also by being critical of joe now they can then point to these paltry examples as evidence of their objectivity but it's only being done because their back is up against the wall and once they find their next democrat to suck up to they will and if he or she is just as bad as joe they'll pretend just the opposite for as long as they can or until they pay off the new boat tonight's guests [Music] she always brings energy because she grew up without electricity fox business anchor dagon mcdowell he's the okie that liberals wanna chokey gop u.s senate candidate from oklahoma t.w shannon and the first credit on his resume is cheers and the second is did i mention cheers tv writer and producer rob long and finally she's like a classic car high maintenance and constantly breaking down fox's contributor carter [Applause] rob great to see you good to see you too i you know i'm glad i could provide you a little but i i would actually kick your ass i don't think so i don't think you got what it takes i think you got you have the height disadvantage yes but i want it more okay well that matters yeah right right and maybe i'll just take it how much uh do you believe in this pivot do you think that this is i want to focus on what the media is doing right now why is it temporary no look i feel like we often think of the media as liberal and that they are that but they are mostly just partisan democrats and this is a way of signaling to all the other democratic politicians that if you jump in we're ready to support you this is really i really do believe this is code and it's it's code to all the other democrats sitting on the fence if you jump in we're not gonna tear you apart we're looking for somebody to get behind the first democrat that does that is gonna get this incredible press uh tongue bath i guarantee you i've seen this already with people writing these columns about it's time for the democrat celebrity yeah absolutely two of those articles right then so it's like that that's also the code like it's okay if you come if oprah if you decide to run right we've talked about it but i i can't be her running mate dale just can't stand me it's just also too there's too much sexual tension yes there it is we barely keep our hands off each other we don't want that we don't want it exactly degan always great to see you sober i could take on both of you i fight dirty i go for the ears and then use my feet on the other one i would surrender i bet you would do you think when when cnn is telling their anchors to be less partisan uh do you buy this do you think this is real or do you think this is more just like a temporary thing until they find someone new um they need to get rid of anybody who was giving jeff zucker a tongue bath all day long every day so i think that's part of that that's two uh two times you've said tongue bath i think we only have one more which i just did so we're gone like a cat yeah um i think that if biden can turn it around the media will stick with him and i i mean this he's clearly a huffy fractious grandpappy but he needs to use that on the like on the white house stage all he needs to do is start firing people publicly and that kind of humiliation of his own staff i think would bring along a lot of like goodwill from the american people even and people who work in media just an example like have an event and say i'm gonna my this event is gonna be about bringing down gasoline prices and then turn around and just can jennifer granholm the energy secretary but right on this just and just right there because he's already got it in them i'm sick of all the lies and i hate your laugh but you know i got to tell you that's like expecting a rock you know to write a beethoven symphony it's like there's no like it's like oh because he's a hollow he's i mean the reason why he's so dangerous is there's nothing there i think that he's an angry son of a oh really so yeah and i think that if he does this he could he has this in him i think you all are way overthinking the media there's one reason that the media has pivoted like this and that's because like the rest of us they miss donald trump their ratings are in the tank uh that's the truth i will i disagree in the sense that if they if they really missed donald trump they wouldn't keep pushing these hearings because the hearings are designed to keep them off the stage and to elevate the democrats no i disagree they're trying to keep donald trump from from running again that's the whole reason that they're having these these hearings because when you look at what the democrats are rolling out as evidence of this this alleged uh uh coup that supposedly happened in the country the truth is they're trying to paint republicans as all being these evil insurrectionists when not one person has been charged with insurrection two federal treaty i know i know i i know i'm trying to get ahead but but but again when you look at the media the real reason that they're doing this they don't want donald trump to run again and they're pivoting from joe biden because they know he's bad for ratings the media has one they have one thing one thing only and that's to control the people and also to get ratings for their stations and without donald trump they don't have any it is amazing cat how brazen the pivot's been in some of these folks right it's like especially don lemon like all of a sudden it's like what happened to the old don lemon remember him i was a nice fella i guess i think to me it's not that i don't know i think it took too long yes because it's not like all of a sudden joe biden got like this yeah right he's been like this the entire time through the campaign yeah i threw the campaign and i mean when i was gone yesterday where i went to go see paul mccartney right and it was it was amazing but it was he three hours okay he's singing he's playing guitar he's playing the ukulele he's playing the piano and the entire time i'm thinking this man is older than joe biden who yeah who cannot stand for 15 minutes yes what were the high points of the concert i mean i i uh the whole thing yeah yes i was sobbing tears of joy it was amazing best night of my life no offense and you were with me and you were with your dad yeah even better yeah there you go well i hope they don't take stelter from me i know i'm sorry that'll be really hard for you yeah i don't know what's gonna happen i hope there's some kind of encounter group for that i'll set one up all right you could hire him yeah that's what i was thinking he could be my andy richter we have him standing way over there and he can't say anything that's who he's our andy richter but i think better you you have a little trap door here and he and he's like the in pulp fiction yes yes oh that's even better yes and it's weird because i have that costume i know all right i know you know [Laughter] i use a lot of baby powder to get you out of that hey sean hannity here hey click here to subscribe to fox news youtube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis you will not get it anywhere else

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Length: 15min 41sec (941 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 18 2022