The madness dream is real (Balatro)

have time to Yap today we have a a full schedule okay 9 to 10:00 a.m. just playing some ballr warming up enjoying ourselves 10 a.m. to noon a sponsored stream for a American road trip Rogue light inspired by car driving movies The Hitcher Death Proof etc etc known as heading out at noon Cooperative lethal company with the lads it's that easy we so we we got to get started ASAP bro we got to get started right right from the jump It's a stack docket let's do some freaking gold steak bro rental Joker see if I care foil Jokers I would say I care I would say I care H hello turo hello [Music] perhaps a little bit more what what did cats eating cat food it's like hydrolyzed kidneys or something like that Rog light son or jackbox daughter very good question Jay very good question it's jackbox daughter 100% I got nothing against a Rog likee son but I think I would have to say jackbox daughter on that one that just seems like more well adjusted it seems more normal 50 chips is nice business card is nice you might look at this Castle's nice too you might look at this as any it it's bad because do you want to play face cards or do you not want to play face cards I look at it that it's good because whether or not we play face cards we get a chance to get money it's an interesting idea people it is what did you want me to discard Club okay I can do that Meatloaf wouldn't do anything for love but he would do that at least we have we do not have a flush discard clubs thank you we still do not have a flush play some doie and stick it up your yeah you can people you can I don't know why I'm talking like this are you really going to screw me like that Tom Petty to 345 are you kidding me man you have a discard remaining oh yeah Tomo you better stop you better stop scratching me bro you better stop you don't want to know what's going to happen Okay we already beat the boss holy what do you want discard Hearts easiest discards of my young life discard Hearts I think we're good this is a a flush build plus one discard is huge yeah you brother we'll just buy it when we get the when we get the capital for now I think we made an astute decision I do believe thank you thank you you're too good to me thoughts on kiwi I got to say I overall I would describe myself as and we're talking about specifically the uh the fruit here we're not talking about the demonym for people from New Zealand or the bird for that matter uh I have gone through periods of really enjoying the the kiwi fruit especially the golden kiwi but recently I do have to say I I've gotten a few bad batches and it's made me rethink the way that I I feel about this once proud fruit I don't know if if it was just uh like a poor crop or something like that but it been like kind of kind of hard it's been like eating a like a rubber squash ball or something like that lately something's not right man something's not right Tomo I'm going to need you to get out of my face this with with no disrespect do I say this but Ace 2 3 4 5 it's the 10 poker Commandments you know what I'm saying Jay this guy knows what I'm talking about capy bar son or Beaver daughter I'm not going to answer that it's a loaded question um I will be purchasing a Celestial pack and I will be purchasing a mega buffoon pack as well it's a wild one man it's a wild one uh baseball card Eternal is a little spooky 6 cents is at least very interesting it's an interesting idea here you would love me to discard diamonds we would also love to play a flush our flush would likely be with well I don't know we probably just keep three fives for now and let the chips fall where they may we didn't draw a six we can only play One Hand Full House we're we're obviously not going to use six cents is Full House going to get us there can somebody we need a batro calculator for this really quick it will get you there don't even worry about it send it you're cooked I'm just let me see okay flush is 50 * 6 flush is better than Full House and it gives us an opportunity to perhaps discard more diamonds in the interest of drawing Hearts which gives us more chips permanently there is a potential problem here though what if your ass doesn't draw hearts then you just lose [Music] yeah I'm going to guess the two pair probably does not get you there that's devastating that that was a good run dude Vibes were off I mean anytime you can't get a flush in three discards it's honestly local thk telling you to go [ __ ] yourself I'm sorry he probably doesn't want me to say that but it it's a damn truth if you have three discards and you can't complete a flush he's basically telling you he doesn't respect you he's he's telling you he hates you computers can never be truly random yeah everybody knows this video essay Andrew everybody knows it early rocket goes insane the thing is not getting the result that you want doesn't mean it's random and getting the result that you want doesn't mean it's not random you know we're talking about things that manifest largely on data sets that are like billions of Records Long the average human being lives for what like 35,000 days or something like that even if I played a 100 ballat trol runs a day we're not getting to the point where it's actually relevant to my own results that my computer is only pseudo random come on you know you're I think you're being a little bit ridiculous I think you're being a little bit pedantic quite frankly no disrespect two pair two pair understood you can buy a USB stick that does true Randomness what really Green Joker this is crazy dude this is the greatest run I've ever seen get it TW oh I shouldn't have even played this this is too good get it twisted though we are going to the Moon there is no true Randomness listen I mean this with no disrespect in many ways we've worked too much as a society on our uh numeracy we have to return to caring about literacy a little bit more it's doing incredible damage to our ability to communicate with one another to find Common Ground really just to go through the minutes of a meeting we need the kids these days I'm happy they know so much about stats I'm happy they know that the odds of getting three heads in a row on uh on three coin flips is 1 in 16 I don't know maybe it's 1 and8 now that I think about it this is embarrassing give me give me eight bucks we could use that and you know what give me some interest as well we're going to pop off oh my God it's Garfield thanks for the gifted subscriptions thank you thank you I I'm appreciative of it and I appreciate it thank you is Garfield coming out the same weekend as furiosa cuz that's going to be a crowded one at the multiplex for me I am uh I am furiosa maxing I doubt that I will see it uh right when it comes out Simply by virtue of the fact that we make these okay uh that doesn't fit into my schedule a lot or easily I should say however we're not going to be taking advantage of this one either um I uh I believe that it's going to be the greatest movie of 2024 and by the greatest movie I mean the greatest movie to see in IMAX I'm not talking about the holdovers 2 starring Paul Giamatti better than Dune 2 I forgot that came out this year it's going to be a crowded competition between a movie I've seen and a movie I haven't over under on the amount of times you get asked about Hades today I would say 750 would be my like conservative estimate didn't need to play the two pair that fast didn't you need to play a death I I I'm I'm thrilled with all this it goes Hal Berry or Hallelujah pick your poison tell me what you're doing everybody going to respect the shooter but listen to this the one in front of the gun lives forever you piece why no Hades okay let's make a 751 um here is the uh here's the the down low with Hades super giant games so rudely forgot to consult with me when they decided to stealth drop the game they didn't even ask like if it fit into my schedule at all so like my Monday Tuesday and much of my Wednesday was like already set when Hades 2 stealth dropped on Monday so now I it's not that big of a deal but I'm in kind of like a cursed position where I'm going to get asked about it an awful lot despite the fact that I've just got other stuff that's already been RSVP it's like they it's it's a little rude that they forgot to ask the most important person in the Hades 2 supply chain the guy who has nothing to do with it and and played a lot of the first one but not as much as many other people it's true that is true we're still we're cutting we're cutting in this deck we're cutting in the [Music] deck dump it did you ever play it after it got released fully you have to ask some lore makers some lore man Ms about that one because to be honest with you my life is uh I I'm a a a an ant on a log drifting down the river you might ask me did I ever make it through you know Kim makui National Park I don't know bro does the river go through there you from a top down angle you're seeing my the the progression of my life and the progression of my work and you're contextualizing it all I see are waves and trees and occasionally a deer that comes to slurp from the stream and some days it rains and some days it's sunny and sometimes there's like a waterfall and you're like ah but then you like even though you fell like 200 ft you just kind of like get up and go like and you're okay you know you've seen movies before I'm sure [Music] can you speak in plain English I don't do drugs gagi you're on Twitch every day of course you do drugs there's nothing wrong with it I just don't know why you're trying to put on erors about it to seem Superior to other people I mean just just and again it's not a value judgment you may be from Europe that might be that might be the situation but if I see you in my chat on average cost me $3 a around I got to think about this if I see you in my chat on average 5 days a week 9:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. you're on something okay it might not even be elicit it might just be caffeine which some people might say is the most deleterious drug of all not me cuz I live in the real world but some people online who hate their co-workers you going to go see the Fall Guy Jay I feel bad about this one uh I've heard that the Fall Guy is pretty good and I think this is like an irrational reason to not go see it but I hated the trailer doing the thing where uh it's like classic rock and then like the cuts of the scenes are matching the uh the Beats of the song it's very irrational but I think that's that's an honest way for like what how people think you know they come up they they get they observe something and then they feel a certain way about it and then they backwards rationalize like a an objective reason that they can sell is a good case for why they don't like it instead of just being like I don't like it let's move on and I'm guilty of it more than anybody else I would say I think I saw the trailer and said that looks kind of like overly self-aware and then I said no movie trailer should ever edit the music and the shots so that they sink up together why' you see the trailer because it came on in front of uh the it it came on before Dune 2 and it came on before Exuma the two movies I've seen in the last 10 years I absolutely think I can I can pay a little extra to keep you around for a second here whoops so sorry that's my bad my mistake Full House Full House is pretty good okay let's let's think about where we need to go here this Joker needs to be removed from the ecosystem toot Suite every other Joker can stay even Banner can stay I mean $1 blueprint is [ __ ] nutty oh but it it only lasts for five rounds I got to think about this for a second I mean it's good because we can use it with rocket to get like a ton of money even though it'll cost us a little money Vagabond is just not the right fit for this run let's think about let's think about it for a minute here I think what we wish to do the thing that I don't like I don't want to lose 10 mols which is actually somewhat significant I don't want to lose it for nothing so I'm going to take a pass on this one for now I think we got a great setup we just get rid of clever Joker when the time is right and everything should come up roses it doesn't work with rocket anyway what a scam bro what a scam this is a just in case me just I got a little scared I'm not going to lie to you I'm glad we did 10 10 oh maybe a flush maybe a flush here any variety today NL yeah ballr and then a different game and then a different game like yesterday we did batro and then a brand new game don't worry about variety I got variety unlock you worry about your own variety my variety it's up here okay you're going to go anything you copy is a dream preferably not Banner but it is what it is I'll take I'll take an extra rocket on this we absolutely need a joker of some repute uh these are bad Jokers I don't want them but I'll take the money okay a legendary Joker disables every boss blind so this is the worst legendary Joker in the game in my opinion not a rare take I would say um we're in the business of getting rid of this for any kind of score joke Jer it doesn't have to happen right now probably Let's test that let's test this Theory like that's a bad hand let's see how this looks four of a we might actually lose one 810 left I mean we a full house doesn't get us there it's that simple so instead You' got to draw the four of a kind I it it's just it's we're insanely lucky if this gets us there but like if I oh it doesn't [Laughter] anyway I think chode [ __ ] us bro everything was going fine until I I got the shako out of the legendary anything else would have would have gone Dogo you need to make shote an uncommon I don't even think that [ __ ] is rare okay I don't think he's even a rare they do good [ __ ] okay go back to White steak difficulty okay it's more your speed that's strength Little herant Green Joker should be legendary instead de that's what I'm saying bro you might say Green Joker didn't get us there on this one at least he was the only [ __ ] trying dude dump it local th I'm I I take back all the negative stuff I said don't do this to me [Music] we're so back Luchador is uncomon and needs to be sold to disable a single boss yeah but Luchador also sucks ass you know what I'll take a foil Supernova it's a little crazy everything else is uh straight doie here I would say it's good it's good we would like to play the same hand over and over this could be a two- pair build you ever get so sleepy you fall asleep yeah yeah pretty safe bet honestly with me I'm the kind of [ __ ] that like when I get tired I go to bed it's crazy a lot of people these days don't seem to possess that kind of tarity but for me personally pretty much daily I'm glad to hear that I'm glad to hear that that's what I try to tell my daughter she always like we we made the mistake one time you always have to be careful what you say to like a young kid cuz sometimes it just the brain is so sticky what you meant as like an off-handed comment actually like becomes a foundational element of their personality so one time she was struggling to get to sleep hey Valentine thanks for the gifted subscriptions thanks you uh she was struggling to get to sleep and I said oh you're a night owl like Mommy and now for uh her entire life since that point she's like I don't want to go to bed I want to be a night owl like Mommy very much regret having said that in the first place but I try to explain it to her but she doesn't always like uh Vibe with it because she's 3 years old but I'm like you're going to sleep anyway everybody sleeps the only thing is like are you going to sleep at night when everybody's asleep or are you going to sleep in the daytime when everybody's awake and then you're going to miss out on all the play time and she's like you know I imagine in her head she's like you make a pretty good case but at the same time I don't really care I just want to stay up and that's understandable I can understand that sure hermit me I took my kid to a baseball game to see the fireworks and now every night at 10 p.m. he runs around like crazy I hear that I there's there's like bedtime inflation and I think like like parents will get it we used to read two stories to our daughter before bedtime and then like she would always be like can we read an extra story tonight and we'd be like No not tonight let's let's read uh let's just read the two stories and then go to bed excuse me excuse me um and that was fine like everything was okay until one day we we relented can can I please get two pair here we relented and started reading three stories cuz we had a situation that was can can I get the where's my pairs bro I can't tell a coherent story well I'm I'm fishing for cards that don't exist rancid absolutely rancid vibes okay well at least we can talk now um regardless you know what let's it's time to flush this [ __ ] up one day she basically said I'm not going to go to sleep unless you read me another story we um like being adults that have like things to do we like sure I'll take the bullet on that one an extra 5 10 minutes to make sure she gets to sleep so we can have an okay day tomorrow no problem uh but you can't go back you can't go back to two stories on Thursday after you read three stories on Wednesday so then we became a three-story household but not in like the the equity and property value sort of way and then I sometimes now we're at like a we're at like a four story or like a three story and then like one little picture book or something like that but it it definitely feels like it never ends four is crazy I mean you're telling me you got to learn how to skip Pages she knows man cuz she can read now she knows when you're skipping Pages she knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake a son of a [ __ ] beautiful make her read it to you no she read slow as [ __ ] brother it' be like a 100 years I'd never get to bed we got [ __ ] to do put her on 2x speed I wish well no that's like a cautionary taale but H click me I'll play three of a kind with two lickes how about 20 bucks that could really Kickstart the Run 20 Mt ain't so bad either ah yes from the documentary film known as click coming up next with a cut from his new album Adam Sandler take us away why am I making I don't this run like seems not that bad but all of our Jokers are going to decode so like what are we going to do what are we going to do man turn a king into a king great idea we're going to turn a two into a king of hearts it is The Curse Of Hades 2 I think the Vibes are off on this one too there's only one way to it just takes one Joker it just takes Green Joker brother can you do me a favor and just uh like get destroyed so you can give me Cavendish instead of living forever Eternal mailin rebate what are you doing man what are you doing okay it's something it's a it's a malt we can hang our hat on all diamond cards are debuffed understandable have a great day can rental banana break of course the only thing is after it stops uh being effective it's not a rental by the way this is perishable but uh I think that it will no longer have the capability to break which means that you can never get Cavendish which obviously kind of sucks ass but so I think for this round I know what I must do we need a little bit of luck I I guess I would play this beautiful Full House first it did not break so we'll sell it that's unfortunate but then we can at least use you I really wanted that one to pay out oh man uh okay three enhanced face cards and then $3 in my pocket we we got a swing for the fences on this one wraith is kind of exactly what I wanted to see I poly Chrome on you is okay but we we can't lose the we can't take the risk okay that's pretty good man that's like it's an amazing rare Joker it was well worth the the cost of doing business at least yeah we're alive The Vibes have returned true though true let's go one more round here cuz I I I want to get the econ online if possible now this might be ass but let me just take a peek at it briefly in that situation you probably want to copy fortune teller makes perfect sense we still got to be careful man like this is not that good it looks okay but it's it's not that good tarot isn't great with face Joker the thing is like we're you know we just got our [ __ ] online bro you got to cut us some damn slack move me move me back one 10j queen king Ace of [Music] course 6655 of [Music] course we need more for humor theory of the body I'm like unironically in danger of becoming like a medieval medicine [ __ ] I think my trauma surrounding the Canadian medical system has turned me into like an anti- Lite wait or is it which one's the one that hates uh science is that a lite or an anti- Lite that's a lite okay I'm just a lite then leites break machines yeah I'm kind of like I think that's based these days I'm not suggesting that modern medicine doesn't work I'm just suggesting that maybe they were on to something in the 1300s you'd be like you know my tummy hurts and they'd be like all right let's throw some leeches on you now the leeches probably didn't make your tummy hurt less but they probably made you distracted from the fact that your tummy hurt in the first place and isn't that the same as medicine in a way not really they're saying they're saying not really they're saying you don't know what you're talking about well that's true $7 um I kind of want to go all in on this one more tarot cards in the shop cuz I'm the fortune teller I'm never getting rid of let's start with spectral and see where the see where the mood strikes us we need econ I'm sorry to say only lost one face card dream come true Arcana pack into an emperor into a Wheel of Fortune okay we don't strength yet we'll use some magical plays we'll we'll make you magical and try to create like an infinite number of Kings we got something this could make it man this is a discard I will'll make an infinite number of Queens we're going to make it interesting you know what I don't both both of these are must purchases in my house right now your score was with a plus 20 Mt proc just so you know okay okay so I get I get what you're saying you're saying my hand is ass okay you're saying my my whole uh batro existence here is fraudulent I understand now I I'd have to say that I disagree with you but I also have to play a queen here which definitely sucks ass I would love if you would simply make my score really high okay how about another plus 20 mol proc yes [Laughter] I'm not copying business card yet we need to get more score stable before we we take such a risky play now on this one feel like you could do something like that maybe we're [ __ ] maybe this one's got no hope either no no no mega Arc pack is going to save us don't get it twisted fool gives Chariot we get to choose two cards I would definitely love to do this that's a card fool gives us another card which gives us another card which gives us another card what do you want from me first hand is drawn face down just dump him so we this is a king or an Ace King King 777 13 Mt or the face card doubles the Mt we want it this way for sure pretty [ __ ] ass bro pretty pretty pretty pretty [ __ ] ass bro how about this beautiful two pair here how about this [ __ ] we're screwed dude unless no no help whatsoever okay all right gold steak gold steak no joke it's a tough one it's a hard game 910 Jack queen king why wouldn't you double the tarot well like I I need to get a confirmation on brainstorm does brainstorm also duplicate the uh the RZ cuz tarot was only like 17 mols and the Polaroid was Hollow so it was 10 MTS plus an effect it only duplicates effect okay well then yeah sure that's probably a a grievous error Eternal Fibonacci is kind of sick though that's kind of POG that being said don't get tunnel visioned on the ace if you could just play this with two Fibonacci cards even better get it twisted you should be Fibonacci maxing at all times you should be hand maxing you should be muing still good you should be watching the BME Pain Olympics oh D NL you can't say that it was all photoshopped probably I don't know I have a hard time believing that in 2004 that dude actually cut his penis off with a pair of scissors that just to me that just doesn't seem like something you do before like the YouTube Partner program opened its doors like he was really cutting off the tip of his dick for just like the Love of the Game that's authenticity bro they don't have that [ __ ] anymore the wor of The Poets were written on the [ __ ] Studio walls Getty Lee question mark question mark question mark I didn't do it I didn't cut off the tip of my penis that was the dude from the BME Pain Olympics that was the most popular video on YouTube before like Happy Tree Friends took over I wouldn't expect you to understand I wish I skipped today's stream the Zoomers at some point they're gonna have to answer for their crimes okay hang on a moment here uh well the these are all rental Jokers so they can suck me as far as I'm concerned it's not okay for a dude to cut off the tip of his penis for fame but anytime you see a fully clothed woman just doing her job it's oh step on me mash me into a [ __ ] Cube and eat me oh digest me and then poop me out in the toilet I'd crawl through a mile of glass to like lick her toenail polish off like if you're going to be a degenerate be a degenerate don't be like this degenerate that's easily offended it's like a disgusting mix of like two different detestable personality flaws man go full degenerate don't you can't be a soft boy degenerate I guess is what I'm trying to say back in our day we used to have proper perverts okay we we detested them we did but at least you were like that's Jimmy the Pervert like he's if you fart next when you're sitting next to him at the bar stool he's going to laugh you know he's not going to be like that's gross cuz he's the these days we got people saying the most [ __ ] up [ __ ] under just normal photos on Instagram and stuff like that and then you say something like oh I got a hang nail and they're like can you please not talk about that it's disgusting your standards are too high for the the behaviors that you're exhibiting look at this a straight flush with some Fibonacci sauce plus two it's all gotten so [ __ ] true maybe I don't know um no is this real is this real bro is this real no [ __ ] Fibonacci in a in a in a in 12 cards no Fibonacci acrylic Arrow thanks for the gifted subscriptions by the way thank you no Fibonacci what am I supposed to do with that I guess we could turn we're we're even like you're you're the closest one to a Fibonacci via a strength card which makes no [ __ ] sense I I can't believe I'm doing this no no no you're you're doing the right thing here you're doing the right thing we want to death to create more Fibonacci cards that being said we don't we should have played the four for the even maxing but we don't need to this is [ __ ] bro we don't need to use the death card just yet hopefully excuse me excuse me there's lots of diamonds left here worst hand of all time that's okay okay now now you're starting to piss me off cuz we have eight diamonds in 16 cards left and we only thank you thank you you're too good to me you're too good to me you really are and I'm going to go a little crazy on you here I think we we may need something like that [Music] excuse me uh gift subber don't get into a real argument about the discuss uh the the joke from earlier I'm glad that's stop oh no wait you're you're actually you're you guys are finding common ground okay I thought you were getting into a generational argument Millennials versus Zoomers it was all just for humor but I think that you're you guys are finding a place to commiserate instead of I I thought there was like a real fight happening in the comments it's okay okay none discards it's pretty bad in the comments right sorry in the in the chat I should say the comments old ass okay good run good run never mind we lived can I say something The Vibes are rancid again I'm no no no don't don't quit yet see what you get from your spectral pack Deja vu's crazy got lots of FIB cards here okay give me a Deja Vu on you we'll try give me another spectral pack give me an aura on this one okay okay and then like I guess I'm just going to shoot for like diamond well we already have a flush Senators hired Travis Green I'm like I'm just biting my tongue I I'm not stupid enough to think I know more about sports than people whose job is uh Sports okay but I will say that I think we're cooked Lads I will say that um by the time Travis Green was fired by the Canucks we were like I don't know a year and a half passed like wishing he had been fired like we were definitely hoping that he had been uh replaced earlier not because he's a bad guy but because our team sucked ass what is this what is this is a hold our moment it I'm sorry the vi we're not going to make it through the next one that Run's just not going to work I wish that it would but it it the The Vibes were were too off shambolic Vibes the Canucks should have kept Bruce Buro well uh after missing the Playoffs for like 17 years in a row with Rick toet we won the division came second in the conference we're in the second round of the playoffs and he's definitely going to win Coach of the Year this year so I'd have to like agree to disagree on that one but you know everybody's got an opinion that's for sure five six seven beautiful with like a 110 PDO you know who you sound like right now is when the Blackhawks got swept by the predators in that series you said hey but the Blackhawks Advanced stats were like so good the Predators like the deserve to win a meter they were losing the deserve to win a meter which is the real game forget the game that you actually see on the screen where like they score goals and then whoever scores more goals win we should just give two points to whoever has the highest score on the deserve to win a meter Kanan Taves Cory 4 was like so much better than Ryan Johansson's like I would I would just going to go ahead and say it even though they got swept the best team lost bro who the [ __ ] cares about PD none of these words are in the Bible just watch the it's a game bro it's a game like we're not talking about who's got the most Farm in Dota or something like that it's a different story I'm going Eternal Queen at least I I I can know what to theme my deck around get out of my face Oilers in four honestly I'm just happy to be there Canuck fans also like all all fan bases have annoy fans but the Canucks fans are are kind of starting to embarrass me [ __ ] you buddy on Twitter a little bit um I saw a tweet from a Canucks fan that said hey everybody boycott this Boston Pizza it's in pen tick in British Columbia but the sign on the Boston Pizza said uh Oilers uh go Oilers bring home the cup the dude went on social media and said please boycott this local business that is uh not supporting the local team brother it's hockey you're [ __ ] with someone's livelihood just because of the fact they're rooting for the dudes in the orange jerseys instead of the dudes in the the blue jerseys that's crazy also you should be boycotting it because it's Boston Pizza it [ __ ] sucks ass you should be boycotting it on you know culinary principles you shouldn't even be worried about like hockey at this point what does that matter but then they they bullied them and then they changed the sign now it says like go canu go bring home the cup and I'm like oh good we we we did it Reddit how about how about yes thank you so much we should be hand maxing at all times the pasta's fine all admit I've never had the pasta and I'll I'll do you one better the perogi pizza at Boston Pizza kind of goes crazy but like I would not eat it for multitudinal reasons dare I I don't know ear early hemomancer with you know what early hemomancer and eternal cardom mancer to get cards to make vampire pop it's a very like we we're 10 seconds into the game and we have three eternals already but you can call me the monkeys bro cuz I'm a Believer in this one perogi got to be top 10 thing wrapped in dough I would say there's no question about that one sorry to do this I need I need my econ to pop it has to be done death card that's a beautiful thing I would personally personally I would prefer to make a like a cool Queen and then duplicate it but what would your top three things wrapped in do be I mean honestly perogi is going to be in there it's going to be in the top three and it's probably not going to be number three not against it necessarily Pig in a blanket I would say um perogi clears pigs in a blanket perogi clears in my opinion it clears all uh dumplings wow like if you're asking me would I rather have perogi or guza I would take either and be thrilled with the opportunity to do so but I would I would take the perogi for sure if you're going to put a gun to my head Samosa now you're you're asking some tough questions you're and it's a good question cuz it's a question I don't want to answer I I might be persuaded we might as well hold it for a second I might be persuaded to take a samosa over a perogi um but they would they would both be favorites to make it to the top three in my opinion Jamaican Patty it it'd have a chance it'd have a chance to be up there hamburger REM me not to come to dinner at your house okay I've I've decided that we've waited too long for this it's a great opportunity to go all in on this burrito number one I would take a serving of progis over a burrito I don't say that lightly can I get some tarot cards bro that's the like you exist to do good stuff with tarot cards and yet we don't have any tarot cards tower Tower embarrassing hermit kind of amazing though don't be flippant with burritos I love burrito is I nothing against the burrito bro you got me Twisted here and I the number one thing I say is don't get it twisted dump it play it would you let yourself be bidden by a vampire no shot not going to happen not not not willfully at least now if a vampire snuck up behind me and bit me like well what am I supposed to do about that wear like a neck protector at all times when I'm outside I'd look like a dweeb I refuse to do that but like would I would I become a um what what do they call it again when you're like not a vampire but you do the vampires biddings in the hope that maybe one day vampire will bite you a familiar a thw yeah yeah you wouldn't catch me being a thrw let's put it that way you wouldn't catch me like in the Swedish Woods like coning a dude over the head with like a heavy object or something like that and then dragging him home so that like my vampire friend can like suck their blood in the hopes that one day they would turn me why Swedish some of you [ __ ] never seen Let the Right One In and it shows it's a great movie you should check it out it's a classic of the genre that is pck me Behavior it's a little embarrassing honestly for Richard Jenkins now that I think about it I'm pretty sure Richard Jenkins was not in the Swedish movie he was in the American remake but we love Richard Jenkins folks we do holy Burch have 8 minutes bro it's not going to [Laughter] happen I'm flabbergasted once more that we don't have any Queens in here how does that happen just take just be glass I guess I don't know be it doesn't matter be steel be glass you can't be glass you could be Stone Stone's easy to score judgment me I'm Stone all right congrats I'm Groot you don't hear me like bragging about it all the time hey anel your vernacular is is very joyy thank you I appreciate that every once in a while I become a uh a caricature of myself and I know it like yesterday um my parents were over my daughter was going down the stairs in like a a a a scary fashion that could easily lead her to fall and my mom was like don't go down the stairs like that you could get hurt and I said I've seen her go down the stairs in every manner you can imagine some more injurious than others and as soon as I said it I said what the [ __ ] are you talking about man injurious that's not a word that like people [Laughter] use that it's okay this guy thinks he's Shakespeare man that's exactly what it was but then in my head I was like a little proud of myself too I was like injurious that's a [ __ ] word bro good word now we got to run anti five as many queens as possible beautiful four Eternal Jokers already yeah but they're good Eternal Jokers bro bro you got to lock that down Madness you absolutely right Madness would go crazy was she disappointed in you I think she was just hoping my daughter didn't fall down the stairs which is like very reasonable I mean you know she gave birth birth to me so at this point like she knows what she's dealing with Wow but you deprecate you peace me buying a car so true you know my mom told me yesterday when my this was like during the height of the Cold War my grandfather had oh my God the stone card was a freaking Queen bro my grandfather had a a sign custom made for our Canadian driveway I guess his Canadian driveway I was not yet alive that said no russian-made cars allowed in this driveway which got me laughing cuz I was like you know you think about like 1970s Canada like who was driving around with a Russian car in like Kingston Ontario in 1973 and then the thing is he didn't even like buy the sign he had to get the sign custom made like that's generational hating he's a funny [Music] guy name one Russian car easy datsa that's Swedish what really no shot they put a Swedish car in pubg h i mean you don't do anything but I appreciate you nonetheless this is exactly what we wish to see I will let's let's take a chance on this one first come on oh no okay we're still in there we're still in there everybody chill everybody chill a little bit okay I know I turned into R2-D2 for a second there I'd like to apologize for that I made a LeBron James type mistake against a psychic that was that was personally devastating for me huge yes I did play four cards it's my mistake Dragon steel Nexus is sold out guys yes my 7% interest loan from the bank to buy up all the dragon steel nexuses that dropped his has come to pass now you're all going to pay I will not [ __ ] dump him dump him can I get some Queens bro what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do with this trash were you a big mmore guy in fourth year no um I'm older than that unfortunately we were still mackling like uh the default amount in my fourth year so we should have done this a little earlier but yeah my fourth year of like uh being a streamer maybe true true true fourth year of uh playing on the seniors PGA Tour Bruno Mars yay or nay for me one second I got I got a message I got a check here for me let me just uh no worries might be starting 15 minutes late than expected otherwise I'm good I'm a uh I'm a I'm a Bruno Mars guy but I do want to say I don't like the Bruno Mars songs as much when he's uh just you know talking about how beautiful like his partner is or whatever I'm like a big fan of the Bruno Mars songs where he's talking about like boning but like very like primally like gorilla the silk Sonic stuff I'm not as big of a fan of like a when I see your face there's not a thing that I would change I'm more of a fan of you know Versace on the floor or something like that Locked Out of Heaven it's a pretty good song I think I like when it when they have that sample that's like you know what I'm talking about he does go h you know what I'm saying this guy knows what I'm talking about hey Tomo but otherwise I'm I'm more Pro Bruno Mars than I would have expected let's put it that way so you hate me huh that's the okay never mind we're chill $5 sell value how is that possible bro I have like so many good Jokers and they're hollowed up how is it possible my sell value is $5 oh cuz of my vouchers oh you take the good with the bad then okay you can't sell four of them yeah but they still have cell value no they don't you're right you're right they don't have cell value obviously Lady Gaga why is that even a question what are you responding to who who who brought up Lady Gaga I got nothing against Lady Gaga but like why why why now why are we discussing her at this moment could be a mobile viewer well true B Madness bro it happened okay now now we can party Hang Man delightful don't be greedy don't be greedy on this one just play this you talk about the little kid on Scott roads swearing at the Oilers and everyone losing their minds no I haven't seen it I've only seen the responses but like honestly I just uh the it's only Sports I just keep reminding myself it's only sports game one isn't even till tomorrow night like people are losing their minds bro this this Edmonton versus Vancouver series it has the possibility to be one of the most toxic uh playoff series that's ever happened in NHL history I'm excited no shot I mean they they kind of like hate each other it might cuz there was a like an enton Calgary series like last year right like that was very toxic Canucks don't have that many toxic Series in their history Boston for sure Calgary historically two years ago okay like it's people are being nasty man you got to remember there's a lot of people in the Vancouver area and in Edmonton for whom like their sports team doing well is like the most important thing in their life so you know this this has the potential to be a serious uh National incident let's put it that way it'll probably be fine though after they sweep [Laughter] us I can't be I I promise you no matter what happens in uh in the series this is for me this is the year where I'm putting the I'm going full Boston Pizza advertising mode I am going to put my biases aside and uh if Edmonton beats Vancouver best of luck to you I'll be rooting for Edmonton to win the cup I was love to how could you not want to see Conor McDavid the best player in the NHL right now win a championship it feels like that's that's meritable or Meritus boo who else am I going to cheer for the [ __ ] Rangers like get your head out of here you know what ABS h i mean I got nothing against them but they won pretty recently cars nah Texas sorry it's just the truth pavelski honestly don't care don't more power to him I'm not going to be disappointed if they win except that it'll necessarily mean that we didn't but might as well dump it should hold this babski I think it'd be cool to see Florida win things that I I never thought I would see in my lifetime 195 Florida doesn't even have snow Yeah welcome to the the modern world bro Vancouver usually doesn't even have snow I'm just going to be honest with you cuz we're a little late for the sponsored segment here I'm I'm not going to buy hont it's not the right play in my personal opinion I think we'd be better off we're we're probably going to be fine just beating anti eight to begin with just send it it would help blindness I'm not skipping cuz skipping is going to ruin Madness which I always call blindness but steel Queen beautiful beautiful you called it hopon it's hieroglyph you called it blindness and it's Madness listen the important thing is you know what the [ __ ] I was talking about so why are you getting on my ass all language is symbolic bro like when you see an animal in the wild that animal's not like I'm a bear that animal's like I'm a conscious being we put the label bear on it so if I pointed at a bear and said look a [ __ ] capy Bea you're not you're going to say that's not a cap bear that's a bear and I'd be like yeah but it is what it is you know a rose by any other name would sound as sweet and also necessitate us keeping our garbage locked in our car when we go camping so that our campsite doesn't get ravaged in the middle of the night and everybody gets mauled to death it's that simple I wouldn't expect you to understand what about this so far so good now now we're going one step further somebody's uh questioning my pronunciation of of capibara bro it's not even a real animal isn't it like a Mexican folk tail like have some respect for something that's actually on this planet that's me okay forces one card to always be selectable see if I care bro see if I care feel like after all of our cursed runs how is it possible that this run ended up being the one that popped off where I the same thing happened on like one of my batro screenshots went viral on Twitter people were like they were posting oh my God this guy has four Eternal Jokers on anti four he's screwed I I had to remind myself I'm the streamer anytime anybody else makes fun of you it's based anytime you make fun of somebody else it's punching down and apparently it's a bad look whatever regardless uh I was going to respond with a screenshot cuz that was a [ __ ] run where I went to like e to the 19 or something like that and I wanted to post and be like how do you feel about this [ __ ] I did the right thing I bought four great Jokers when they showed up I could have been in the dimensions man I could have I could have been there okay for is one card to always be selected okay select this hindsight like I'm not too thrilled about this one actually never mind we're pogging stop selecting the Queens bro okay finally he Tomo we've done it that's gold steak gold steak red deck complete okay we got a slash marker I'm going to go to the bathroom when I come back we'll be playing heading out new The Hitcher inspired American muscle car SL trucking simulator Rogue life

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Published: Thu May 09 2024