The Love Boat Japan Episode 1983 TV Series

when this is [Music] all boarding passengers to celebrate our cruise to japan we're now serving saka and sushi in the purses [Music] yes you folks are in for a real treat in japan thank you isaac i'll take it here ladies and gentlemen we are going to be sailing from the port of los angeles directly to japan's second largest port right here kobe gopher it is not pronounced kobe it is pronounced kobe the e is pronounced a excuse me all right all right anyway please thank you from kobe we will travel on to the ancient city of kyoto and we will also make a side trip down to the fabulous shrines in nara and both of these by the way happen to be the ancient capitals of japan from there we'll get back on the ship go here to yokohama japan's largest port and then we get off and go inland for a few days in tokyo rover it is not pronounced tokyo it is pronounced tokyo two syllables tokyo tokyo tokyo thank you from tokyo we will then go back to la it's not pronounced la it's not it's live i just love our cabin mother this is a beautiful ship yeah you know what i like about it most but soon you could be rich enough to buy it oh mother oh excuse me um um i think i got off at the wrong deck is the fiesta deck up or down sorry my daughter and i don't know our way around yet wish i could help why don't you ask one of the crew because they don't look as good as your mother uh i uh hopefully see each other again definitely wow this is going to be some cruise [Music] the elevator is right over there miss pierson you're one deck down thanks anything else we can do for you yeah you can hand me a telegram from my boss saying i don't have to go to japan oh oh i'm sorry uh look loaded down can i help you out absolutely uh i'm a butt oh hammer up yourself nice to meet you [Music] you should get a lot of cameras you shouldn't wait till you get to japan you know you get to meet cheaper so i've heard oh you're gonna love japan i'll show you some great places to take photographs i've been there before like you yeah yeah so far i think i've been pretty lucky wow can you listen do you know what's coming on this cruise oh barney and gratis court and that's a dock worker that won 5 million in the state lottery it when a little guy like this gets lucky [Music] mr gordon what do you plan to do with five million dollars oh well uh the mrs and i are simple folk money isn't going to change our lifestyle are you right honey amen folks what say we let the gordon's enjoy their cruise no more pictures okay bring it into my room oh and um kid would you send a bottle of champagne to our room pronto hey what do you mean a bottle of champagne make that a six-pack welcome to the club any golf excuse me yes hi uh we're the hoffmans hello hi can we put something in the ship safe see my daughter bought this at the auction and it once belonged to an ancient japanese and mother please oh it's magnificent thank you it's very valuable and i will feel a lot better when it's insane i understand very lovely oh thank you and the silk's not bad either i'll have gopher he's our purse or open the safe for you good then i'll find a safe place for my daughter excuse me that's japanese for welcome aboard oh hi that's english for hello i'm martha chambers well how do you do i'm julie mccoy your cruise director and this is captain steuben welcome aboard thank you japan today history of the samurai looks like you're loading up on information about japan well the first visit no my third i teach oriental studies i've always found the history of the orient fascinating oh if you'd like feel free to browse oh thank you it's not often the student gets a chance to carry the teacher's book [Music] he's a charming man mm-hmm is he um single yes available that's up to the captain oh miss chambers here on the fiesta deck cabin 342. is that neither captain nor i'm afraid not too bad i'll give you 50 yen for a map of the officer's quarters [Music] [Applause] ohio good morning ladies and gentlemen work from the bridge is that in the last 48 hours we've traveled 1026 nautical miles on our journey to japan to make it even more enjoyable we'll be offering exciting illustrated lectures and movies on the culture of japan check your prince's pattern newspaper daily for times and locations [Music] hi hi you have nice muscles in your smile yeah you know what you never told me what's a nice and sexy lady going to japan alone your editor says go take pictures then you go take pictures you want to go not particularly why i think you'll like it if you give it a chance what have you got against japan anyway i've never seen my father walk i never will oh world war ii sorry it's all mine miss mccoy yes sir excuses you return this book to mrs chambers for me oh yes sir i tell her i read it last night i found it very interesting back up one of you please i will oh julie have you assigned any of the passengers to my table for dinner well not yet sir but i was thinking well if she's not busy i think miss chambers fine i'd love to see you there yes sir so tell me silly what brings you to japan well can you keep a secret a gentleman in japan's paying for my trip no it isn't what you think it is mr yazimoto is paying our way because he's interested in a piece of silk that joni owns there must be some piece of silk according to mr yazimoto hundreds of years ago a japanese emperor cut a valuable silk artwork into three equal pieces and joanie has one of them go on well when the three pieces are put back together again the picture they form will lead us to the emperor's hidden treasure that's some story how does this a man in japan figure in oh he's got one of the pieces and in his letter he said we'll meet the owner of the third piece when we get there and when we find the fortune we'll split it three ways well i hate to dampen your spirit celia but the emperor's fortune could turn out to be like the emperor's new clothes invisible hey i haven't seen you around since we sailed i'm i'm ben cummings hi tony i was afraid my mother might have scared you away for good oh not a chance the minute i saw you with that beautiful silk artwork i knew i had to meet you are you interested in japanese art too no just japanese art collectors ah this is the life of gladys yeah remember the days when we had nothing how could i forget it was my whole life till thursday mr gordon hey this is gordon uh you're standing in her light sorry hey treat your taste buds to a part havana 15 bucks a pop oh thank you forget it i mean when's the fella on your salary going to afford one of those babies [Music] oh martha the captain asked me to return this to you he said he found it very interesting i guess if he found me interesting he would have returned it himself why don't you ask him at dinner he wants you to dine with him he does julie yeah i accept lake's eating dinner is now being served in the coral dining room our special courses tonight will include a variety of japanese cuisines [Music] [Music] anything oh fella here uh did you see that this is how i get the best uh table in the house sir i'm the captain well let's split that with me today thank you no well her box doesn't seem to go as far as it used to huh waiter [Music] hi junior no hi i hope the captain likes my gown and um what's in it how do i look if he looked any better it'd be illegal then i guess it's time to forget my oriental studies and go study the american man yeah dad why do they call this shabu-shabu well that's because you're supposed to put the meat in the boiling water only as long as it takes to say shabu-shabu good evening sir good evening sorry i'm late captain oh that's practically all right miss chambers i'm definitely worth the wait everybody this is martha chambers miss chambers is an expert on japan that's why i invited her to join us um two orders of toro two orders of yellow tail and two orders of salmon roll with quail egg you're gonna love the sushi and if i don't i'll get you a hot dog you ever hear of the expression male chauvinist yeah in old japan the mail was always dominant and it was practically no divorce it's traditional the man pours the woman's drink and woman pours demands [Music] satisfactory my master i think you'll find the japanese people among the most gracious in the world uh by the way miss chambers um i almost forgot to ask uh a friend of mine wanted me to ask about the uh what are you calling the um well you know the uh gisha girls actually gopher they're never referred to as gisha girls just geisha that's singular and plural and gopher uh you can tell your friend that you have the wrong idea about the gay oh show fact geisha are very respectable women who are trained professional hostesses they date back to the 16th century what does geisha mean literally translated it means talented person they're experts in practically everything and can converse on every subject from sports to business as long as they stay out of medicine i've got enough competition well they sound like fascinating women i hope we can meet some oh maybe in kyoto the japanese cruise people are going to have a welcoming party for us oh well then you probably will great i look forward to it i wish to propose a toast to abandon myself for having the two loveliest dates on this whole ship ah except for your journey of course of course hi folks hi so how are the silk twins tonight so twins well you and ben may not look much alike but those two pieces of silk you put in the safe sure do uh enjoy your um dinner you have one of the other two silk pieces why didn't you tell me well i got a letter from mr yasumoto and he's said to be discreet that's what he said in my letter to ben but the word is discrete not deceit yeah johnny i was gonna hey wait him oh joni [Music] tomorrow on little house on the prairie adam and mary return to walnut grove then on the hollywood jewel the love boat set sail on the scandinavian cruise with jack klugman susannah york talley 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mat oh just matches your belt joanie you're not being fair you haven't given me a chance to explain about my piece of the silk give me one good reason why i should because i don't want to ruin what's building between us if you cared about me you'd be honest with me i know it's j i guess i'm just cautious by nature well maybe i need someone a little more [Music] straightforward is that straightforward enough for you [Music] to start [Music] the way they danced in japan a little bit closer oh no wonder [Applause] i enjoyed that if you enjoyed that i got some other ideas you might enjoy all in a good time my dear well looks like you and miss pierson are hitting it off nicely that's only for now though isaac she uh doesn't like the japanese uh you lost me well i didn't tell it yet but uh my father's japanese oh well that's funny cause uh you don't uh look japanese yeah well my mother's irish i don't look irish do i [Music] hey tell me something isaac i mean i'm sure you ran into this problem how do you deal with prejudice well my situation's a little different than yours the prejudice i've had to face is because of something i can't hide [Music] maybe it's better that way i don't know if it's better that way but uh you meet the problem head-on julie the captain doesn't know i'm a lie i don't think he'd noticed me as someone yelled woman overboard oh hi julie martha you're just the woman i've been looking for i am yes could you loan me another book one that tells about the geisha i'm really fascinated by it oh sure this one should do it why thank you thank you see what i mean you want me to yell woman overboard and see what happens no joni thank you i'd really like to see what our pieces of silk look like together maybe we should take a look oh i think oz is just fine in the sink maybe we should wait ben it's only two more days till we see mr yasmoto in kyoto uh excuse me for butting in but if this artwork is really worth something you better be careful buddy what do you know about this guy people have been known to do funny things where money is concerned good morning ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking we have now passed midway island at the international date line for the next hour we will experience gusty trade winds on the upper decks have a nice day barney and gladys gordon are driving me crazy i asked barney if he wanted tequila sunrise he said are you crazy i'm not getting over the crack of dawn to see that i know what you mean he's driving the passengers away in droves mr gordon is telling everybody that he has a summer house a winter house and one for unpredictable weather hey you guys are not gonna believe what barney and gladys just ordered for an afternoon snack what caviar and ding-dong yeah yeah i hate caviar another sounds like a great woman what's your dad do [Music] he's a manufacturer mine's a lawyer he never let his handicap slow him down either i mean you should see the way he maneuvers that wheelchair in the 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miyako hotel have a wonderful time in sayonara line they call it the bullet train isaac because it's in and out of here in a second we've got to get our luggage on fast don't worry [Music] foreign [Music] i don't know what that's it's called the otamun gage it's also known as the divine gate uh most of the structures are replicas of the first imperial palace which was built in 794. hey wait i'm in it i'm not going in there you probably have to take your shoes off and i got a hole in my myself wait a minute again this is a good picture come let us take a brief rest the geisha awareness whatever you say you're the host wants to talk to you [Applause] [Music] okay [Music] thank you [Music] oh thank you miss miyoshi to you martha if it's a geisha the captain wants it's a geisha he'll get [Music] yes [Music] thank you and you are very handsome captain son larry i talked to you too yoshi may i lie to you cigarette may i pour sake i don't drink you make my job very difficult i hope you eat captain son oh yes i still haven't lost my appetite then i will feel you my captain son i am here only to give you pressure well this is the covered bridge at the hayen shrine this is where we're supposed to meet mr yasumoto mr cummings mr hoffman yes mr yasumoto no i was sent by mr yasumoro with his apologies he has been detained by business with your approval you'd like to meet you at the coma theater plaza in tokyo nine o'clock friday morning could write that down i am we'll be there thank you good day thank you good day i know you're disappointed but uh maybe it's a blessing in disguise now we'll have some time to explore kyoto and nara why don't we start with a stroll around the lake okay would you like to stroll around the lake no oh i gotta stay here with you [Music] [Applause] what do you think how does it look oh bonnie like it was made for you it's really gorgeous oh you know you can buy almost anything here in japan i mean look at this dude it's real silk yeah hi hi ucla what ucla yes i've seen l.a i've seen new york i've seen chicago honey what are you talking about you've never been to chicago the cube doesn't know that ucla oh oh you club they're not it's the uh we don't talk japanese so uh what does that mean university california los angeles that's where my brother goes very embarrassing [Music] all his face his painting well with all due respect you can't look at his work as you would a european artist or even an american the whole approach is different wow well he's not so much an observer of what he paints as he is a part of it i mean the subject his hand the brush his work himself one thing one essence sounds very profound japanese are not simple [Music] martha i can't believe you how could you have done that try to pass yourself off as a geisha oh it wasn't easy one of the girls tried to give me a 20-year course in two hours sorry julie i just had to figure a way to be near it well no harm done i'm just glad i told you you're glad good afternoon ladies martha you really missed something i just met the most captivating geisha miyoshi i wish i'd been there meryl it feels like a dream come true come on papa son bye if you like miyoshi for an hour what if you'd like to have her all through japan don't you dare early pete appreciate my english not the subway today j.r ewing better beware because perry mason must find out who shot the oil baron then you've been robbing the john dillinger gang that's the best there is warren oates a notorious gangster running for his life but life may have run out it all starts at 1205 eastern on the superstation today i had procrastinated for an awfully long time uh about doing something about my teeth i had a lot of buildup of tartar which made cleaning them very difficult the dentist recommended crest heart control toothpaste and i've been using it ever since i've been very satisfied myself with the results and so is my dentist i don't have the problem with tartar that i did before and 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like getting a great friend you buy them then a little rebellion becomes a battle of wills but comedy continues with laverne and shirley today at 5 35 eastern here on super station tomorrow on little house on the prairie adam and mary return to walnut grove then on the hollywood jewel the love boat set sail on the scandinavian cruise with jack klugman susannah york talley savalas janet jackson and priscilla barnes i love man in uniform the love boat it all starts at 905 eastern on the super station tomorrow morning [Music] five eastern on the super station tomorrow morning we now return to the love boat starring heather thomas [Music] today in kyoto princess passengers will see among other places the renge g temple and nijo castle with its lovely gardens we have a wonderful day ahead of us and don't forget your cameras [Music] [Applause] so [Music] [Applause] it says here that the buddhists at the rengeji temple are 350 years old wow i hope i look as good as that when i'm that age you are something you know that it's so positive so full of life that's what my husband used to say but i wasn't so full of life after he died but johnny was wonderful she was a big help she really pulled me through it she's terrific girl she and ben are quite a hot item huh yeah too hot if you ask me what if he's planning to steal joanie's piece of silk run off to mr yazimoto and keep two thirds of the fortune for himself that's what i'm wondering you know what else i like about you what's up your wild imagination do you know what i'm imagining right now can't imagine you're about to kiss me well i'd hate to leave that to your imagination you'd like it wouldn't you if i walked behind you i didn't say anything but of course you approved i just pointed it out but you know i love you i think i'm glad i think we got to stop thinking so much [Music] oh i just got the greatest picture great hey what's that cats are called nijo castle it was built in 1603. well i'll tell you they sure don't make castles like they used to i can't wait to show everybody that new ring i want you bonnie hold it a minute huh you don't flaunt wealth you gotta wait for them to notice it it's the class way but hi hi hi hi captain my captain it sure is hot anybody mind if i take off my ring oh you bought a new ring yeah isn't it gorgeous it's beautiful yeah it's a genuine pearl cultured for you barney what else but cultured no i don't cost about it but i figure uh my tax experts about to make some investments so i thought i'd get the ring well we gotta run we gotta see this temple so you guys have a good game bonnie you know what i think i think we are driving people away with all of this money talk and since when do you have a tax expert well what do you call moe moe yeah is a tax guy with an office over a barber shop he is not an expert so what is he a barber with a night job julie [Music] how nice it is to see you again what are you doing here i stay with you rest of time in japan my services have been purchased as a gift to you by your friends it's wonderful [Music] what friends ah mr takagi mr takagi has made me very happy and you've arrived just a time yoshi maybe you can tell us more about the new gel castle hi captain son need your castle built by iayasa to serve as his residence when he visited kyoto well miyoshi what exactly is ashoka shogun were warriors samurai who ruled japan in the name of the emperor so the highest power was the emperor emperor was head of government only in the name shogun was military commander appointed by the emperor but real head of the government very strong barely powerful if the captain's son lived back in that time he would be a shogun really hi [Music] sugar i am general aid to prince onoji the prince desires an audience with the lord yoshida i am the shogun hi [Music] i have come to ask for the hand of your daughter which one i have two these are my [Music] daughters he is a very handsome father i pick her smart one hey but it is my desire that my other daughter led you to recall murray first the princess [Music] i did not get to be a shogun for nothing tall one not bad either towing it is father i have an egg you and require the service of the court's physician lord hakul barakum oh take two herbs and call me in the morning [Music] the source of my fever is my love for you lord oh in that case take three herbs and corn it tonight mama son always wanted me to marry a doctor but i wished both my daughters to marry princess oh excuse me i have a suggestion why not make the physician a prince good idea general you are a prince you are not a bad guy yourself you are a very wise shogun and you are a smart general let us leave these lovers and fight a duel a duel to the death [Applause] [Music] um oh yes [Music] this is my dream dad dad dad dad i kept a son oh uh i'm sorry uh let's get moving shall we meoshy here let me help you with some of this well gopher no uh martha told us that the geisha has great pride i'm sure she'd 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eastern on the super station today dad where's bonnie come from where does blooney come from well let's see looks to me like oscar meyer baloney comes from beef and pork some curing seasoning and water is that all yeah no other stuff like colorings or filler that's it so the only comes from oscar meyer i guess anything this good couldn't come from anywhere else [Music] hi tom looks like you beat me again no problem lady have a sporting news on me i get it at home and that's where i'm heading i get the sporty news at home too but when i'm on the road i buy it to keep up especially about you america later call for a super deal that saves you 75 off the newsstand price for 55 issues of the sporting news in four easy payments of 750 call now 1-800-257-1234 that's 1-800-257-1234 wednesday night brain injuries in the coma so we've decided to put a surgical team and crew into a submarine reduce it way down in size and inject it into an artery inner space we're going to see things no one has ever seen before so far someone's tried to sabotage this mission twice we got to get out of here now it's sheer suicide for all of us if the antibodies richer they'll attack us if you were bacteria steven boyd raquel welch and edwin o'brien in the academy award-winning fantastic voyage 8 20 eastern on superstation tbs wednesday night 8 20 eastern on superstation tbs wednesday night [Music] so i got the greatest place for this picnic i've got to admit the countryside is beautiful you see i told you you'd love japan [Music] you know a japanese woman does that on her knees i am not japanese when in kyoto look will you stop trying to teach me how to behave you did that last night i didn't hear any objections last night you probably won't hear any objections either [Music] all right where do you want me here yeah okay be gentle i'm not used to being honest that's enough that's enough i didn't get a thing how about up here by this guy sir do you mind excuse me very lovely but i can't read the music is in a foreign language [Music] oh johnny last night i just i just loved sharing last night with you me too you just make me want to share everything with you hey joni why don't we join our two pieces of silk together you know sort of as a symbol of unity that sounds sort of romantic yeah let's do it all right let's do it no mine goes on the other side you're right looks like a bridge here listen to the japanese characters are complete on this side when we get that third piece i'll bet all the writing will lead us to the exact bridge where the treasure's hidden just roll up the silks now okay just do it careful okay i want you to look but don't be obvious see the man standing over there i saw him at the dock in kobe and at the hotel we better put these things away i think i better hang on to him no joni listen i don't want to risk you getting hurt honey if our relationship is going to mean anything we've got to trust each other good girl now gather your stuff let's get out of here [Music] [Applause] ladies and gentlemen our trip to nara is only 26 miles among the many exciting places we'll be visiting are the taji temple with its beautiful deer park and the kasuga shrine with its enchanting pathway of lanterns have fun [Music] [Applause] so [Applause] no wonder they call this the big buddha it weighs 452 tons and it's the largest bronze statue in the world so the whole of the great buddha is the largest wooden structure in the world over 1200 years old i'm gonna stick with you guys i'm getting a great education oh dear yes darling yes sir captain son dear [Music] martha look i know the captain's having the time of his life with his geisha but he'll never forgive me if i don't tell him who you really are just give me a little more time julie to get him to appreciate me how by making him wish he'd never met the yoshi dolce i read in a book once that if you bow to the deer they will return the bow oh aren't they cute there you go hey bonnie come on let's go get some more rice cookies to feed the deer oh no i don't want to walk all the way back there hey buster buster you speak english yeah i'll give you a 20 000 yen for those cookies bonnie that's almost a hundred dollars all right 30 000 yen are you crazy do you know how much we could buy with that our lady lady lady i'll throw in a roll of film you drive a hard bark well that's just great why don't you cut out the middle man and feed the money to the deer minichiwa ben should be here any minute he went back to the nara park hotel to put our silk pieces in the safe you gave him your piece of silk why because he was afraid that carrying it around could be dangerous for me sounds to me like he's just looking out for celia sure you don't think a little strange that he just happened to fall in love with the one girl on the trip who has a piece of the puzzle no i don't why don't you just give the benefit of the doubt because my better judgment tells me just to give him the doubt joanie ben what's wrong the guy we saw before he came up behind me and ripped off my shoulder bag i i chased him but he got away our silks they're gone okay read to me make me smart okay let's see the kasuga shrine founded in 768 is one of the most celebrated shinto centers in japan yes uh shindo is one of the main religions in japan shinto means way of the gods well you're pretty smart yeah but not smart enough to know what that monk in training is all about oh did you know that they have 3 000 of these stone lanterns and they only light them twice a year february 3rd and august 15th the lanthanum festival sure let's take the other 363 days to blow them out how come your father and miyoshi aren't here well he wanted to come but every time he'd sit down and untie his shoes she'd take him off and put on his slippers thank you oh how am i going to face my dad i like japan i like it all and i love you for showing it to me do you i do i do love you um listen bud when we get back to the states i want you to meet my dad he's really a super guy hey lyla i should have told you this but i'm not going back i'm here to stay stay yeah it's been planned a long time i'm going to work for my father i don't believe this i really need a guy that i care about and i lose him to [Music] japan i can't believe that ben's telling the truth about those two pieces of silk being stolen oh i do it's a good you know i feel so comfortable with you it's as if we've known each other all our lives i'm hoping we will hey joni why don't you just come right out and say it you agree with your mother uh-huh you think that i faked the mugging and stole yourself don't you i don't know what to believe well joni hey listen to me maybe yasumoto hired the guy i want to believe you and why don't you all right i know i know the way things look there isn't a reason in the world you should trust me well there is one i love you i love you too um would you like a little advice from a guy that's uh two or three years older than you put this whole incident behind you i ruined a great trip over a sleep picture of a bridge [Music] i want to get back to your mother we'll catch up to you in a minute let's pick it up from the i love yous i don't even believe this after tokyo i'm never gonna see you again so why don't you stay here with me but i didn't even want to visit japan i don't want to stay here hey listen what if i asked you to marry me are you asking me to marry you yeah i guess i am well i guess i'll have to give it some serious consideration hey listen i want you to meet my father too when we get to tokyo he's in tokyo now oh that's great i mean if he's anything like his son i'm sure i'm gonna love him i bet you will the love boat will return tonight the most rebellious group of soldiers ever to hit korea the original mash 805 eastern on the superstation tonight shortcuts from general foose hi i'm emily holt i have a special way to bake eggs for supper my baked egg entree looks good tastes great [Music] fresh homemade strawberry tarts cool [Music] there isn't a fresh homemade strawberry tart in the world that doesn't hunger for the fresh homemade taste of cool whip cool whip one fresh homemade taste deserves another i've got my cool okay my baked egg entree place a tortilla on an oiled baking sheet or use bread or a pita half make a ring of grated cheese break an egg in the center bake at 425 degrees for about five minutes serve with fresh vegetables simple and delicious shortcuts from general foods would you like to see something really incredible then look at this these are real diamond rings over nine million dollars worth of diamonds like these have already been sold and the ring itself is layered entirely in genuine 18 karat gold yet all of these diamond rings all one million of them will be sold for the astonishing price of only ten dollars each to order call toll-free one two 1-800-257-1234 four today on the new leave it to beaver it's a double dose of mayfield mayhem first it's prom time i wanna go with the kind of girl whose face could launch a thousand ships or at least whose body can launch a couple hundred but right now i don't think i could get a date with that toothless cafeteria worker then a little rebellion hey house of prisoners becomes a battle of wills i'm sticking up for my rights it's a matter of principle but you leave it to beaver beginning at 605 eastern on the superstation today tonight michael caine and jay leno want to get rich quick bribes commissions kickbacks richer than they ever dreamed well i'm quite a dreamer rich enough to kill for mine is merely another position then you're merely going to be an honorary corpse silver bears 10 35 on superstation tbs tonight the love boat will return today a notorious gangster is running for his life a life that catches up with him in the end warren oates and ben johnson dillinger 105 eastern on the superstation today [Music] interlude perfume and cologne available at most jc penney's and other fine stores [Music] in a new survey a thousand doctors were asked if stranded in the middle of nowhere which one medicine would they want along tylenol extra strength tylenol advil or fair doctors chose bayer even more than last time now three to one over extra strength tylenol six to one over advil more doctors than ever chose bear shouldn't you mayor the wonder drug that works wonders tuesday north meets south when daryl strawberry in new york invade atlanta and dale murphy country we've got the will oh what a thrill run this gracious one crazy summer the braves take a bite out of the big apples mets 7 35 eastern on the super station tuesday night ladies and gentlemen we are now departing kobe we hope you enjoyed your visit to kyoto and nara i did if any of you are interested anyway our next stop will be yokohama japan's largest port city and the gateway to tokyo until then hasta luego and that's spanish for sayonara just a little burst of humor there very little [Music] so [Music] yokohama only a half hour by express train to the fantastic tokyo there you can see the imperial palace the meiji jing shrine the sensoji temple kabuki dances sumo wrestlers and top it off with a shopping spree on the world famous ginza at night our ship can be your home or hotel accommodations are available for those wishing to stay overnight in tokyo side trips can be arranged to visit the majestic himeji castle built in 1609 also known as the white heron castle because its appearance gives the effect of a great white bird in flight it is the finest example of a japanese castle surpassing all others in every respect another worthwhile trip is to the buddhists of kamakura the famous bronze buddha cast in 1252 stands 42 feet high and has a circumference of 97 feet tokyo which was almost completely destroyed during world war ii has been rebuilt into the magnificent city it is today to get a breathtaking view of the second largest city in the world take the elevator to the top of the tokyo tower which is 100 feet higher than the eiffel tower in paris after which it was modeled if you're into sports visit the home of tokyo's yo murray giants baseball team the japanese are as crazy about baseball as we are the center of government is also situated in tokyo there are two houses of parliament called the deit each house functions with its committees much the same way as the american congress oh mr gordon you're just the man i'm looking for this cable gram came to the ship just after you left i thought it might be important cablegram hey thanks julie hey maybe i hit another lottery you know what they say the rich get richer and i am rich hey i just remembered i bought two lottery tickets yeah it's my brother herman let's see mr mrs gordon we regret to inform you that a computer error listed your winnings as five million dollars it should have bred five thousand dollars please accept our apologies the state lottery commission oh bondy it's all right it's all right gladys we've been poor before and we'll be poor again the important thing is we've got each other we're together that's right so what do you say we just close our eyes and take a walk into the traffic okay let's see yeah nice huh yeah hey hey hey wine i'm buying the come on oh thank you oh guys just me or what mm-hmm hey why don't you stand up there let me get a picture of you okay oh hey gopher yeah i got bad news for you it is you i think your information i think i look very elegant elegant but needy xerox in a bigger game i must have missed that one cousins i want to talk about a marketer no not right now you know all about american stock market uh pizzabaga steelers are for seven points i think i'll just walk around a little oh you want to walk you know she know all about milwaukee never mind now i think i'll just sit down for a few minutes i i put on your slippers on second thought i think i'll do some more sightseeing you want the side to see miyoshi know all about decide to see what do you suppose they're doing they're fanning themselves with the smoke from the incense form prayers maybe i should give it a try i know what i'd pray for me too celia you marry me [Music] you answered my prayer [Music] just your luck to get a bad fortune yeah well by tying it to a tree like this according to japanese tradition the evil spirits will come down and take it away probably the same evil spirits who stole our silks from you we'll know tomorrow if yasumoto doesn't show up for our meeting then he's the evil spirit who took them joanie darling harvey and i we've got an announcement to make yes your mother and i have decided to get married oh mom that's great oh congratulations i wish you only the best sure you do excellent wow what do you know i see you have great taste in souvenirs too as great as my taste in women [Music] this is where my father stays when he's in tokyo [Music] my father's in the [Music] nice to see well this is milo pearson how do you do welcome live is a photographer noble professional she's here on assignment but uh trying to get her to stay married the trip was eventful obviously [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] um [Music] oh [Music] well it's not american bandstand i like it [Music] [Music] [Music] didn't expect to find you here oh you think taught them everything they know how goes it with your geisha i think i created a monster all she wants to do is please me what's wrong with that she's been pleasing me to death tell you the truth i ran off just to stay away from her a little while well if you have a couple of hours after this i'll show you the time later you just bought yourself a tourist [Music] [Applause] [Music] you're very quiet [Music] actually a lot like budd's mother strangely enough had a small resemblance to you in fact i have a picture of her taken just after we were married i'd like for you to see it i think you'll be surprised excuse me why didn't you tell me how could you have not told me you could have prepared me i thought you were getting over your prejudice prejudice is when you dislike something for no reason i've got a good reason my father can't walk that's not my fault or my father's this won't work [Music] see bud didn't tell me that you i mean i didn't expect you look um my father has been in a wheelchair since world war ii he was shot at okinawa you're obviously a nice man a very nice man but um i can't handle this i hope you understand they do understand your feelings mrs it's a terrible burden to carry this agony in your heart throughout your life you see i know my parents perished at hiroshima i'm sorry oh leave it to the lottery commissioner reign on our parade look we'll get the deposit back in the house and i'll sell the car don't worry sweetheart we're going to be all right and i'll get down my hands and knees and make my boss my old job back johnny we're going to make it yeah right right i'm sure we get everything else paid off if i work nights and weekends for the next 300 years how much longer are we going to wait for yasimoto he's over an hour late you seem awfully anxious to leave all right i checked this is the right place the home of theater plaza this is where he said to meet him see that cruise ben was telling the truth about the silks being stolen from him yasamoto would be here if he didn't already have them oh i don't doubt he already has them i'm just not sure who gave him totally [Music] wow isn't this something the ginza is to japan where fifth avenue is to new york city and what rodeo drive is to beverly hills come on show me more what is he doing in japan when a man buys a new car is planning a trip with his family the priest blesses his car for a safe journey that's the double bridge and the emperor's home in the imperial palace a beautiful sight you know i can't ever remember having a lovelier day oh thank you me too you make a wonderful guy you can guide me anywhere don't tempt me i may take you up on that now have you seen everything you wanted to see almost i'd like to see more of you at a closer range exactly like this [Music] is [Music] yes [Music] so [Music] hey buddy you could just call your name or something over there [Music] it's nice to spend some time with you along vicky yoshi's been driving me mad following me up and down every street from tokyo well dad that's her job you seem to like it before well i know but vicky i'm gonna have to let the yoshi go dad you can't fire me i guess you're right yeah is martha the reason you're doing this vicky dad i may be your kid but i'm not a kid i like martha too this whole trip has been so weird everything would have been perfect if it hadn't been for those stupid pieces of silk tony will you forget about them you know harvey was right we can't let our trip be ruined over some silly picture of a bridge ben how did harvey know it was a picture of a bridge i don't know maybe your mother told him she couldn't have i never told her harvey oh no it has to be him come on i think i know where they went i can't let mother marry that thief this way come on captain son you look really sad i am yoshi there's something i have to explain to you and i don't know how ryoshi you have uh served me beyond my expectations far far beyond my expectations then what saddens you captain sir miyoshi i like you very much but i've discovered i have strong feelings for another lady not the changes and i want to spend my time with her you really like miss chambers yes i care for her very very much and miss chamber care for you very very very much how do you know that i don't understand why to be close to you you didn't want me at first you wandered a geisha so i posed as a geisha why did you keep it up i guess it went on too long i would have done anything to be close [Music] to next when a rich oil tycoon is slain perry mason takes the case of the unwelcome well followed by a full account of one of the most notorious gangsters of all time war notes is dillinger then 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the family will kit it's free and tells you how to save time and money preparing for your own last will and testament so call now 1-800-322-0500 that number again is 1-800-322-0-500 i love vip treatment so you come here take a look the player's club guard works at atlantic city las vegas reno lake tahoe the caribbean even on cruise ships you can stay in one hotel see a show in another and dine is still another my wife and i spent the weekend in atlantic city and we saved over two hundred dollars call now and find out how you can get two free room nights in atlantic city or las vegas when you use our super saver airfares tonight the movie that inspired the hit series mash i wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the army medical corps he was drafted the most rebellious group of soldiers to ever hit korea mash 805 eastern on the super station tonight [Music] the object of sumo wrestling is to knock your opponent down or out of the ring [Applause] hey you know these guys are just amateurs they're college students from meiji university i know and they all graduated sumo [ __ ] laude you know sumo wrestling is one of the biggest sports in japan yeah i used to be one of the biggest sports in japan until i lost five million bucks you know buying you something else you lose five million dollars and you still have a sense of humor yeah well easy come easy go hey barney what do you say you let us pick up the tickets for this no no look i know i went a little haywire with all that money but i well i want to apologize for acting like such a jerk bonnie i love you yeah you're okay on our book barney it's nice to know at the end of the day that these two guys gonna feel worse than i do [Music] do you think i've been a bit hard on ben do you suppose he was telling the truth about the silks being stolen i'm sure he was yeah sure he was how can you be so positive cause i'm the one who had them stolen man who took these from ben and nara was hired by me i can't believe it i saw a chance to keep the treasure all to myself my plan worked perfectly except for one thing didn't expect to fall in love [Music] i've got something to tell you about the silks no i've got something to tell you harvey stole them [Music] you know [Music] i know you'll never be able to forgive me celia i suppose none of you will i hope that this will make up for some of the pain i've caused you the final piece i want you to have it wait a minute i thought yasumoto had the third piece he does i am yasuboto you i arranged the cruise tickets messenger and kyoto everything but why because i thought if i got you aboard ship i'd be able to steal your silks and i did i'm sorry you'll never know how sorry i am i can see you're still thinking about lyla oh i i can't believe all these years after the war she still feels that way i was like her once and i met your mother's parents i blamed them for hiroshima's i was bitter but your mother was so patient so understanding well lila wasn't and i'm proud of being japanese so you should be but you should also be proud of being an american you are the best of two worlds oh my son but neither of your wolves are going to be complete if you lose the woman you love [Music] you're very fortunate to own such a splendid artwork oh well thank you and thank you for interpreting for us can he decide for the legend uh [Music] it says to find the greatest treasure on earth seek love the bridge that joins the shores of distant hearts [Music] what is that all it says uh sury dakidiska [Music] yes that's all that's a lot [Music] all visitors are sure please the pacific princess will be departing oklahoma for los angeles in 45 minutes [Music] hi how's tokyo as i expected you know i didn't get a chance to say goodbye to bud i do you know that's one of the things i hate about this job is when you see two people who should connect just miss ladies and gentlemen we're saying our final sayonata to japan we hope you've enjoyed this wonderfully warm and exciting country as much as we have next stop the united states of america have fun for heading home hello [Music] hello i guess i came to my senses first of all i want to apologize i love your son i came to tell him that i want to marry him you're too late he's gone well if it's all right i'll stay but he's not coming back at the last minute he rushed back to the ship to the woman he loves [Music] you know something gladys losing that money may have been the most important thing that ever happened to me it made me realize something what's that that i have everything i ever needed right here oh bonnie [Music] bonnie what would you say if i told you that we still have our five million dollars and that that uh telegram was a fake and that i sent it you sent it it was the only way i could get back the old barney that i love you said it oh you [Music] ever had [Music] harvey aren't you back in japan to get up your fortune oh there wasn't any fortune to dig up did you get the silk translated yes we got it translated well it said to find the greatest treasure on earth seek love the bridge that joins the shores of distant hops so after all that it turns out to be worthless no priceless it brought me back to you foreign well so long fellas and thanks for everything man it was our pleasure and uh barney this is for you oh crew took up a collection yeah it's not much it's just a little something that helped you pay for part of the cruise oh thanks guys but it was all a big misunderstanding we we really did win five million dollars hey fantastic that's really great sayonara uh barney the envelope please [Music] [Music] i know what you mean just like those pieces of silk we've all joined together to become a family then you two really look happy i guess your antique silks must have paid off they really did julie what are you gonna do with your treasure spend the rest of my life with oh bye julie all right what are you doing here i flew over to bring you a wedding person it's real nice dad brother i'm afraid it's not gonna be any wedding there maybe we'll see the present sir sir yes phone call for you oh excuse me [Music] you don't have to tell me that you know i was miyoshi on long no i'm afraid i do i've never lied to him when are you gonna tell him at the appropriate time on our next trip to japan well it's a lovely cruise martha with me or miyoshi both you're both fascinating with me believe me meryl it takes two women to keep up with you is this any way to run a ship [Music] so

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Published: Sat Jan 09 2021