The Lore of Every DOTA 2 Hero Dumbed Down to a Single Sentence

dodo's lore is kind of insane and though I'm a huge fan of the interconnected story of the origin of everything it's all the individual hero lore bits that really Boggle the mind and if you knew it I know you're probably subbed to Sir action slacks for anger but what if you don't have hours to dedicate to learning some useless info that appears as a backstory to a game and just play because you like teleporting everywhere with Tinker you sick sick just kidding I'm I'm the Tinker player well you're in the right place here's the lore of every DOTA hero in one sentence each a baptism gone wrong mutates an otherwise normal person into a vaping addict greedy gnome blows up Mountain seduces in matogger with Promises of riches the heat death of the universe priest learns how to teleport so he can fight zombies better he doesn't care who wins as long as everyone loses the rise of the top of the military he killed everyone in the military a God's nightmare just doing his job a bat attack Survivor turned the journal in junkie now rides the thing that ate his family an orphan raised by animals in a circus led the animals into destroying an Empire cultist wants to bleed the world so he can save his home Village a detective with violent tendencies is obsessed with money powerful monk leaves a society of raging alcoholics in search of more beer Tavern bouncer with Perpetual colds seeks revenge for a bar fight seductive sexy spider slept with at least five other DOTA Heroes is lusted for by powerful deities ghosts and other grandiose beings while just wanting to start a family will then eat Gladiator addicted to combat becomes sad when he has nobody left to kill [Applause] no turn them off let's go ready turn off the lights turn off the lights turn off the light religious fanatic fakes Miracles while enacting Perpetual animal abuse Demon Hunter cursed with immortality suffers permanent simulation I am Iron Man the sister that freezes everything is sent to live in an icy Tundra Sun Tzu spoiled daughter of Rich fairy has daddy issues Terminator robot made by sentient stars is forced to fight a god of creation only to lose priests learns to resurrect people even if they want to stay dead fortune teller wants to die because she has a crush on the Grim Reaper but keeps getting rejected Indiana Jones harnesses the power of lightning to gain superiority over people without dinosaur mounts Lucifer decided he's done waiting for the end of the world Dragon Hunter gets possessed by a dragon child raised by furries grows up and decides she isn't a furry a god of the universe possessed an expensive statue URI Gollum created himself through Power of Will a god of creation that screwed over one planet so much he was exiled to live on it a god of the universe possessed the ash remains of a poet Jolly therapist is forced to listen to trees complaining all day I'm traveling alien and acts self-defense by beating you to death while you can't do foreign artist throws his dead wife at people gnome invents the first flying machine in the world so that he can perform War better squirrel wants to kill Lumberjacks and poachers a warrior resurrected against his will spends every living moment trying to die again Savant learns magic for a millennia but can't remember anyone else's name vengeful God blows up countless stars in retaliation after getting attacked by a robot they made two heads are better than one is his life motto solitary whale broadcasting at a frequency that no other well could understand lustful old man gives birth to sentient stars now tries to sleep with every female hero in the game Pirates of the Caribbean reject throws spooky ships at sea leviathans raffle racists on Quest For maximum racism emo hippie Centaur needs a therapist Evil wizard zombie kills other Wizards because Evil wizard traps himself in the body of an immortal ghoul by accident the sister that catches everything on fire is sent to live in the desert wizard Goes to Hell brutally rips up a demon takes home a new hand as trophy okay Jokes Aside this one's pretty cool Druid is chosen by nature to safeguard the seed of life so that a millennia from now when everything in the world has died he can restart life on the planet again from scratch badass genocidal General brainwashed into worshiping the moon Russian werewolf flees USSR in search of better relieving conditions Rhino headbutts an erupting volcano into submission homicidal Butler and Resident waifu Ares of Greek myth adopts a new name after Zeus makes fun of him as an aside the Greek myths are canon in the DOTA World Medusa of Greek myth brat multiplies after sniffing magical rocks Moon worshiping simp throws massive javelits at Heretics perfect after the Journey to the West is over wants to kill more Gods a melted sentient Comet craves nothing but War banished opera singer looks for a special cup a nature goddess died and from the corpse was born this teleporting freak plague doctor is addicted to disease vampire wants to kill the sun religious Beetle fanatic hears voices in his head gambling ogre with two heads has barely enough brain power to walk in straight lines old hermit that causes the future to happen secretly trains an army of Assassins alien doomsday prepper holds up signs that read that the end is near a womanizing musketeer too busy getting laid to actually do his job brainwashed assassin has original thoughts clone of a dead fisherman keeps making more clones and doesn't know that he's dead yet [Music] literally this is what stars look like in the DOTA Universe though I suspect they can shape-shift since how do these things make a Terminator robots anyway an interdimensional dinosaur eats its handlers bored baby fairy dragon kills for amusement cannibalistic butcher eats zombies becomes a zombie The Reincarnation of an evil wizard starts blowing things up when he was a baby succubus summoning gone wrong the Grim Reaper's psychic short as Prince is practically invisible because he's just that short ADHD megalomaniac puts bounties on his head because he likes fighting assassins bored ancient desert decides to take a walk parasitic demon seeks to overthrow his big brother Lucifer murder addict is obsessed with eating Souls con artists with cheap tricks accidentally performs real magic here to a powerful dynasty of Mages actually can't use magic becomes an anti-magic activist hopeless romantic simp wants to overthrone the monarchy Bank security guard loves his job piranha won't stop bragging about how he escaped to prison ruthless arms dealer runs a pastry shop as a sidekick obnoxious gnome is good with a gun lonely ghost forgets who she is but we know right guys interdimensional cow would chase you across all reality because he thinks he somehow threatened his hometown through sheer existence a god of the universe possessed a wizard after obliterating his home country fish man with big sword faces racial Prejudice suicidal Trio of chemists believe any problem can be solved if you have enough Dynamite scientists turns cultist after doing too much science demon makes friends with his reflection in the mirror while in prison and the reflection breaks him out religious fanatic worships giant squid and there's a lot of religious Fanatics in this game huh Rey's mechanic creates a suit of blades out of deathly fear for trees and with good reason they did kill everyone he ever knew and loved scientists survives the half-life incident and makes some more powerful Hazard suit the pebble one of the treats that destroyed resurrect's home see he did have a good reason to fear the trees troll too angry to die can't find willing therapists boxing walrus travels the world starting random fights and taverns demon warlord with a portal gun seeks world domination zombie super fan of a musical God invites you to the next concert bear Vengeance herbologist bitten by a snake turns into snake Subterranean flying snake yearns to fly in the Clear Blue Skies the Grim Reaper a god of the universe possessed wait let me check my notes not possessed just showed up one day okay College nerd is obsessed with his demonology major a god of creation that screwed over one planet so much that he was exiled to live on it wait a minute adopted child of winds learns archery under the care of the same wind that killed her family as a lot of dead families in this Torah lore isn't there Psychology major struggles to find a job voodoo doctor kills patients with declined coverage Undead amnesiac has plans for world domination Zeus of Greek myth so yeah thanks to Nikki boy for inspiring this video do let me know in the comments if you like silly videos like this and let me know if you're waiting for the items comparison video writing the script for that one has been really hard I do have a couple more ideas for comparisons including the offlane split Pusher and the Giga take so look out for those soon I hope to see you again in the next video foreign

Channel: TZAR POTATO

Views: 32,331

Keywords: Dota 2, Dota, Funny, Lore, Loregasm, Fast, seconds, minutes, sentance, sentances, quick, deep lore, hero, heroes, last of my kind, dota lore, every hero

Id: 6pMsVizcGP8

Length: 10min 51sec (651 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 03 2023