The Lexibook Stream part 1 (disappointment)

um God damn it I'm going to cut all of this out when I digital audio interface this there we go I have sound can you hear that [Music] yeah cool is it an all right volume should I turn it up or [Music] down good for awesome that's amazing perfect here we go then let me just get a a so I can see some more of the full [Music] screen I always worry cuz I don't have a lot of like technical knowhow but I somehow ended up duplicating the inra tire thing I know right that's I'm not going to lie I'm already [Music] impressed I'm sure it won't last long but for now consider me [Music] impressed okay welcome to the Lexa book the TV game console 28 games in one as I've said before this is sort of a first time reaction thing I this is as far as I've got I've booted it up to the menu test the controller works and that's it I haven't played any of the games I O I'm almost tempted to set up a webcam laser for the motion controls just so you can see I think I want to save motion controls for sort of last maybe maybe do a few games in each category but save motion control last cuz that won't feel special or should I set a webcam should I just do it now before we get into it or should we just go [Music] we're impressed with it having main menu music but it's a very short repetitive loop I already know it up my heart just look at these icons I'm really excited for this but I'm also terrified of it cuz I have no idea what I'm getting [Music] into H right let's this is not a good restra this is nothing on the way can't even do it up there we go safety first uh there we go okay um let's just dive in I'm actually going to take this for a strap off cuz it's actually really not [Music] comfortable let's start with classic games we go backwards oh no it looks like every emulated uh bootleg cartridge to like 500 in one 113 games in the section alone I know I know that's how they get you if the if we just show them the main menu and it looks good we can fol them into buying it what is this music oh no look at the look at the selection icon look at look at the purple around I'm sorry what what is that sound effect no no I don't like it sounds like it sounds like Squidward [Music] walking de me um right let's get into the first game on the list the 100 me Dash what what are these Sprites how do I play it oh I just Spam a game play I feel like I'm doing it CU QT spr so horrifying why did the menu have such good graphics and now we have this NES looking thing I'm going to do it again I win oh I went before it [Music] started go I'm just mashing the a button right now come on yeah did it I spent real money on this how do I get out of there I don't want to play this again thank you this isn't an NES game right cuz it looks like one but one of the things that sold me on this console is that I was pretty sure it wasn't an NES emulation machine also I have no idea how to get back to the menu I am pressing all the buttons do I have to reset the entire console no it does have a reset button oh no you actually actually do you actually do have to why I need to see if this is more NES games or not uh hurdles is going to be the [Music] same I don't know whether to go through all of these games at some point maybe just do one on each page for now or but well no let me ask you is there anything here that you're desperate to see on this one page oh I I had reasonably decently average expectations for this and the first game has just crushed it all and stamped on it and rubbed it into the dirt aot okay let's see oh wait no wa it's another NES looking game isn't it I thought this wasn't an N Mach that music no I think I've played this exact game on one of my like any simulation Adventures [Music] no it's just it's just a schm it's just a shoot [Music] up I don't want to play this reset I need to see if Mario was on here to truly know if this is a typical n emulation machine oh hang on we're stupid look at the tip long press the select key to exit the game help us if we actually read the menu we need to find Mario yeah oh bom King I swear to God if this is just bom man oh music no my ears oh okay it's not bomber man is this battleship is this it is this is just battleship okay the animation's cute at least but why do they have two hang on why did they get two that ain't fair I only get one I don't want to play okay the select thing does work is this bom man no this is it's what is this it's like bomber man mixed with spunky and I'm on the ceiling this looks like a game that I know know that I can't think of the name of also again this music ah I messed up [Music] I'm I'm actually a little angry I thought this [Music] wasn't I thought this I thought this wasn't uh I'm sorry what Cony eni I'm going to take a guess and say Contra no con eny oh the music no it's awful it's no good no stop just just play the level I know this game too this looks like something I [Music] know what is it also what have I done I'm stuck I I can't get [Music] [Applause] out I was so excited for this [Music] machine I [Music] have so much regret I was on such a nice high after finishing [Music] isan oh no he died what a shake [Music] Dragon [ __ ] final man fighter fishing come on that's find something that isn't is this going to be gradius gallager and gradius Gaga's the um vertical scroll scrolling one I think gradius is the except it's not gradius it's gratus 1986 [Music] nper I know bper [Music] [Laughter] [Music] thing to play it I'm so mad all these were original [Music] games I found him is this going to be Mario place your bets I'm voting for yes number 69 nice man in red who's who's that man who is that man why he what why he POS like that sir sir please family friendly stream what what is this it's moving space evaders look at his animation look at his little I feel like well yeah true it's not Mario but I feel like this should be I feel like which is's going to Bam me if I do this too [Music] much I I could be playing like a dragon giden right now don't know I'm here this is going to be tiny tun Adventures isn't it [Music] what what is this who are [Music] you don't recognize this game I I want to give it the benefit of the doubt and say maybe some of these are original but I just I [Music] can't please be better oop sorry from tank I'll go back oh well that's not inviting no I didn't press that go back reset reload it's fine uh wrong button there we go back classic games sorry I'm just so taken back by this I just kind of just no it's fine it's it's on me I thought this was going to be something different to what it [Music] was and to be honest I can see myself setting this up just just to go through the wall in my own time but just asn't like an initial first time thing it's like damn I almost feel scammed Trump Tank this sounds like music I recognize and I can't think what [Music] from it's like I recognize it but it's just off of course let's see what do you have in store for me in the year 20112 the Earth has been invaded by evil forces journey to neighboring sectors destroying [Music] Invaders push a or b to start you are Mo Rider what is this I know this music too what is it am I even going forwards I don't think I [Music] am oh okay that's fine [Music] oh there we go now I am it's cuz I was in too high game this is like I want to say Spy Hunter the game I know this music I know I played whatever these game is or at least music but yeah look at him go okay that's just going to keep crying that's [Music] fine this is really going to bug me cuz like I know this [Music] [Music] song No More Dr tank hey what you say we do a quick fire just go through all of them how's that [Music] sound why did I do it this way why did I not just there we go yes I am 100% sure I want to see everything this console has to offer for some reason we're doing it f oh of course hurdles is just going to be the same thing why wouldn't it be [Music] let's do it I did that too early [Music] foul good jump me what is the jump oh it's up no I I was pressing B this is how I feel right now bottom screen that's just that's how I feel he looks like when Donald Duck has it has one of his uh Tantrums I won't do a Donald darkg voice but that's what this looks like you know when he's like jumping up and down doing the fists area Warfare let's go oh oh what are these controls isometric an isometric playing game with actual like uh height I don't think I've played this one before this is unique it doesn't feel [Music] good but it's definitely something something that I don't want to spend any more time on I genuinely thought this was going to be something else the looks like gallaga no I don't like the Mya I also don't like the bright orange color palette with like the really murky greens no it's not Galaga it's potato smiley faces they're kind of creepy I can't go through them I assume I'm supposed to be shooting the parach if I was like a big streamer and I had the ability to have otes I want one these potato SMY face what are you you look like something be like like a um like a creepy faster thing like a fake kids uh kids did I just bought plan what going on what is going [Music] on I've done I'm [Music] done AA and now we have AA [Music] fighter oh this is my jam yeah turn that [Music] up what this is just lazy Space Invaders I like that little um Walking in the Air animations see if one of them has it why will like one of them animated and the rest aren't oh no I died oh that's a really bright red aimless that's how I feel oh this looks like Top [Music] Gun yeah let me figure out um uh I think it's coming through this one there you go did that quieten down your [Music] end Co no worries I resisting the oish music to be honest I want to do this again cuz this reminds me of um Top Gun on NES which is fun fact one of the only NES cards that I actually [Music] own it's like Top Gun but worse not actually [Music] moving and bles are so bright oh it's so disgusting air alert we did that one let's do our mission no this is a mission not a for canas who are you oh the green gaps the Sprite workers this sunglasses a seethrough what just happened ready Aris no and now I'm in a ship oh I know this game too I don't what game is [Music] this I know what game this is where you can transform I can't need to do an NES marathon after this just to like cleanse myself and also get my [Music] knowledge [Music] their umbrella that's a horrible shade of I know this game did you see that menu gee I wonder what game this is I wonder it's just three skin balloon fight [Laughter] they even have the same music they didn't change the music get him get him get him I've never been good at Ballo fight oh those sounds are horrible this is just balloon fights out oh God it's not even just the music it's like when you play um old Power consoles on ntsc signals you know where it's really like slow in comparison mind know it wasn't just on ntsc signals it was just power consoles in general fun fact I didn't actually know about that for a very long time I think it was only once I booted up my Sean Mega Drive for the first time and put in Sonic 1 that I realized just how slow we used to have 8 Bit And I think 16 bit well no obviously 16 bit Sonic 16 bit but you know those two eras I never really knew about a different um Regional signals until then but it really is this is the I feel like I'm a broken record but I can't like say this enough this is the exact thing I didn't think that this was which is why I wanted [Music] it he's not even F from both [Music] arms oh there we go that's why maybe he didn't no the original Sprite his side on fun fact uh B bleeting no beating around of balloon trip is actually like on my bucket list CU it's just I think I've always wanted to do cuz I do like balloon trip I've just never been good at it [Music] [Music] angel look on the bright side at least we don't have seven Grand dad on here who who are these people I am a an angel is throwing down sweets and candy canes and lollies and donuts and I am a mummy that is catching them the buttons don't do anything all I can do is move side to [Music] side to be fair at least the Sprite work isn't bad on this one annab bean stalk of course it's very fantasy the Sprite work wasn't bad on that one but that's probably cuz it's just traced over and stolen animal blocks [Music] Tetris I know these character designs this is like something and I don't know what but I know these designs from somewhere start it's moong [Music] right oh hang on the curse is there ma yeah it's just like single player maon also got to love the graphic glitch here and you can't say it's an emulation issue cuz this is a real console quote unquote I don't want to play Mar I don't need a hint I know how to make pairs fun fact um maong but not that matching version like competitive marong which is a different kind of game is like a main stay long thing in the rgg games and it looks really complicated I've never learned it so there's always been some side stuff that I haven't done like I think um there's a couple quests and that in one or two of the games that have been locked behind um Mar on so that's s I'm planning to learn before I stream the series if my brain can hold the information cuz I think it would be cool you see I'm just talking about rgg again cuz I need something else to do antiquarium made a sort of dark aquarium just a glimpse into my dark M brain you know [Music] antiquarium do I want ring screw underwear cheese snake caterpillar worm or or turtle with a stalker also I'm a hook what do we choose I'm so sad I'm so sad what should we [Music] choose I'm going to go with Je [Music] NY now what it's [Music] fishing what is going on oh oh I got a bite it's it's weird fishing but I don't know how it works mermaid I don't I'm not putting time into this I'm not putting time into this archery wow what a shock Angelo who is Angelo am I Angelo where's oh there's the target Lau so it's just like a you know what this is this is just a warrior whereare mini game ah so close hang on I'm a little invested what is this timing come on me ah oh so close ah too early second try let's go I want to get that bull is it a bull do you still do that in the archery nope ah nice screw it nope ER is sorry I was almost starting to enjoy myself there I had to P myself who are these people they look like troll dolls F if you have guts let's do they look like trodos fual Cabbage Patch [Music] Kids oh I hate it the like armor like the shoulder pads it's almost giving Fist of the norer ha it's not though that's not me playing by the way this is a demo that I can't Skip hello okay there we go one [Music] player Charleston is being attacked go check it out it is Captain America Roger wasp it's just power Stones h okay I don't need to know all this I'm not going to play long enough look it's just like Captain America is this Captain America in The Avengers no that was a different n Captain Amer oh I died oh no I didn't die I can swim look at the Sprite it's just a man it's just a man in his tiny little frisbee I like also how when you jump the design on The Shield is different when you actually throw it like they didn't change it from Captain America's normal like Star oh no I'm not doing this oh wait [Music] change wait how do I change I want to see other [Music] characters oh whatever awful rushing that's how I [Music] feel yay more [Music] music well that's that game band what is [Music] you it's like someone shaved Donkey Kong it's it's Donkey Kong fre this is just Donkey Kong [Music] free you're Stanley the bugman you're random Cannon Donkey Kong it's Donkey Kong never been good at Donkey Kong he's horrifying I don't want to look at him anymore oh that's the baseball SCT your team Jaggers red Dag and that was baseball [Music] battle this is um not gradius this is the other one it's not gradius I'm pretty sure I know that music literally is uh Gaga there we go that's the one this is just Gaga and I know this for certain this is definitely Galaga tip Moto Ice Climbers Ice Climbers no not Ice Climbers yeah oh yeah ice climers that's the music no not ice CL excite bike there we go my bad that makes more sense of the whole Moto [Music] thing I need to brush up on my NES uh games apparently it's like B site bike but on a scooter and with way worse color schemes why is everything so bright like eye piercing can I at least like crash explode let me [Music] explode there we go I've never been good at excited [Music] bike bilad I wait what was that [Music] music I think this may be the worst music we've had so far [Music] this music sounds like how I feel on the inside just just you know just slowly dying out just giving [Music] up stage 60 this isn't billiad this is mini [Music] golf oh hang on I have a Cara oh no it is bilard my bad I don't want to play this black white chess no this is um uh what's it called oh what's this game called you know the one h I can't remember what this uh ball game's called and it's really annoying we don't need to see it though also I don't know how to play it blood [Music] Buster I'm going to guess based on the Sprite it's um uh what's it called something Wild um I don't remember what it's [Music] called why am I a [Music] toaster bomb we did bomb King we did bugs [Music] War [Music] spider [Music] terrible it's it's Battleship again it's just it's the same game it's the same game it's even the same little animation are you enjoying yourself Scott are you having as much fun as I am [Music] k [Music] k this is just the same as Angel this is just Angel again but minus the beant stalk they're not even Care Bears they're just bear [Music] Bears caveman please be what I think it is a it's not caveman I'm sorry it's primitive [Music] man damn it I was hoping this would be seven Grandad I wanted to do the Jo line fle STS this is what is this this reminds me of like a top cat or something like that but I know that's not what it is it's one of the other small ones yeah I like him he's just a little guy what should we name him he looks like maybe something beginning with [Music] g also why is the pause menu just like having a [Music] breakdown Gregory Gregory is also saying I would like to be in a moat if I ever get the opportunity to I I like Gregory Gregory is the one redeeming feature of this thing I'm just going to stay on the screen for a little bit because I'd quite like to capture Gregory for a thumbnail okay there we go that's probably long enough bye Gregory cavewoman is it the same [Music] game it's just it's just primitive woman it's just Gregory the boobs it's just a later level I think this must be Gregory's wife wife what do we name her [Music] oh no she died oh no I'm so sad Gregory and Penelope oh they're so cute I'm just going to pause this here too I might try my hand at editing for a thumbnail but I will probably get lazy and just cut them out if this console isn't going to put effort in why should [Music] I chess presents who presents copyright [Applause] 2000 [Music] come on inut my name is [Music] en once again this is the second game that is named chess but is actually that other game that I can't remember the name of I want to say manala but I don't think that's it no cuz that's the one where you pick up the beads co [Music] [Applause] co stage one here's bomber man I knew bomber man would be in here somewhere bomber man is always on these consoles and here he is except it's Graves which desecrating a graveyard [Music] I like bomber man but I've never like put a lot of time into [Music] it it's bomber man but with the Sprite of load Runner comat is that a shuriken what is is this what is this why are we beating Calamity ganons the bright flashes are too much conqueror oh this is um this is a c C something but reskinned circus [Music] gamesy energy we did convection not conviction [Music] convection why am I a diamond what are these blobs apparently I died oh no that's such a [Music] shame I'm sorry I'm so disappointed right now this is literally the exact thing I didn't think I was getting Corridor Corridor I don't blame I don't blame us I had high not High Hopes I had Corridor tada it's like they just took the music and just decided to jiggle notes about without thinking about it just to make it [Music] different is this Donkey Kong no this is um popey this is just [Music] popey I think there we go that's popey I mean Dada [Music] defensive oh I missed that's defensive Destroyer Goa versus destroy let me guess this is Wrecking Crew wow what a surprise I was right here here's the closest thing we have to Mario so [Music] far oh no he died [Music] difference that's what this whole console is just playing Spot the Difference the origal this is literally just what the difference great cool yeah why would it [Music] be need to be a branch [Music] here discus fr Gregory's back and better than ever get it up to Max look at Gregory go spam that button go how do I go oh okay sorry Gregory I'm losing my words I'm losing my world to play Dragon Den I'm assuming I'm not going to be um pitching [Music] products why is it flashing I don't recognize this one this might be legit but I doubt it it might just be the boss fight level from something else at least the dragon Sprites are cool but they're probably [Music] stolen I did it [Music] yay let's go Baymax stage two the same thing just same thing egg contest through that [Music] Mouse why I caught the eggs yay e Doan's [Music] Revenge why what [Laughter] why you're horrifying I don't like [Music] you enchanter hey it's me when a DM it's the same music from the dragon game it is the dragon game it's a dragon game dragon [Music] de this is in the same page it's not even it's one two three games apart and it's the same game Ghost Ship impress me copyright 2004 it's Battleship I should have expected as much go let me see the animation oh but it's in space this time so it's different and of course they get free shots why wouldn't they fear Master fear Master by gear master TNT that wasn't me playing that was the demo game [Music] a [Music] no fighter kung fu is it Kung Fu no it's the the space invader one again because of course it is final [Music] man [Music] fire shoo is this just Galaga is just one of the go greatest one of the SM [Music] [Music] that was gradius fish fish War this going to be another Battleship no it's what exactly oh is this just like one of those eat the small things and get bigger ones oh no I died what do you mean we're not even half Fisher it's the same music from Dragon [Music] Den it's [Music] the [Music] no fishing with worst music in life you're either a freedom or you're a king of Fish Lake noon that one go go go no more fling [Music] ball [Music] what what happened I don't like this fly car not just any fly car though it's Panza fly [Music] car oh man new fzero just [Music] dropped Captain Falcon died at the end football okay this is football I don't even want to give it time front line go up like [Music] B this is a [Music] future tank just tank I'm guessing uh stage two go I know this music but I don't know what it is this is the only games we' played before cool gold digger crazy gold [Music] digger who are [Music] you doesn't matter he said goer shoot go win good hand this is um City Connection this is City Connection C con good music when it's not slow down [Music] hexa [Music] Tetris clone with slightly sounding Tetris music hi jump It's Gregory he's back and he's gone hoodle hoodle pinball poodle is just pinball pinball for the NES this isn't any s machine Javelin no l real time action adventure lle stop the [Music] express long jump long jump I like how they've just split up the Olympic Games thing into separate ones to make the tetris tetri man and R wey did I'm losing my mind I'm going inside Mars yep literally let's how they that's how they that's how they um B up the list 208 games remember 208 games move box I'm trying to move box but you're not doing anything oh box box I give up moving Target is this just AR it's listed as moving Target and it's called final blood let so many war games so many War Games Olympic [Music] Games Olympic it's just the games that have been separated but this is the full version Panzer attack it's the Dragon de music again it's Dragon de an enchanter pathway find the pathway through the fields and prepare them for the Harvest you can only enter a field once and you have enough strength to move only three Boulders and you must enter all the fields to succeed wow it's like a professor lighton puzzle nope pengin it's just uh oh this is um what's it called nuts and milk I [Music] think oh well the penguin died the end pillar why throbbing foot why pirate you're hor F I'm not doing that pble it's another shooter another Porter this elevator action or whatever it's called no it's push boxes into holes [Music] game why does this kind of look like like the circle is like a nose and the black bit is like a mustache and then the bottom bit is like a [Music] mouth if I know how to do it i' draw some Eyes On Top I'm sorry I need to find my enjoyment somewhere puzzle is this a it's not a Sliding Puzzle is it I hate slide puzzles and it's not even an appealing one it's not even a picture oh great surf [Music] sport surf sport ski is why does why does the Sprite kind of look like like a 60s do who alien let they' stretched the budget out enough to get us one costume I don't know I don't know rescue C Donkey [Music] Kong it's Donkey Kong Junior what is that in the cage [Music] PS why is there a red Smurf in the cage why is um loo in why is why is it LO being the evil one and why is there a red Smurf in a cage and why am I this what are these Sprites [Music] Brisa it's just site bike it's just a site bike again but with a car so it's different rudder what what's this I don't know what he this is supposed to be and I don't want to [Music] know breakout of course why wouldn't there be Breakout to be fair I like break out so at least this one's decent I'm just bad at it I'm having so much fun this is great I could be playing like a dragon giden right now but I'm not I'm here one Solan battle stage one no shoot think this is another part of Olympic shot put it's another part of Olympic shrew [Music] mouse I feel like we should out you you look illegal it's not Sonic it's snake it's just snake like multiplayer Sky Cobra blue it's another flight one we're not doing that Sky Invader they're always so bright oh no this is kind of like this is more like Top Gun the other you can move I know it's not Top Gun I know there's another playing game that it is but Top Gun is the one I think of cuz it's a game that I actually own Soldier death what death [Music] doing let's go tenju good luck [Music] no [Music] sque poker this just seems like poker Sun can ship Titanic it's just Titanic it's one of the awful Titanic [Music] games kill me kill me R do it do it I dare you you won't do it you won't coward didn't even change the character names let me get to game over I just want to see I just want to see just I just I just need to see come on do it I infinite lives oh that sucks every time I press select it skips levels can I beat the game like this [Music] oh wait hang on I want to go to the last level one where swimming there we go I'm going to beat the game do it oh man not the shark I I don't know what I'm supposed to do I don't know what I'm supposed to [Music] do how how do I how do I anything how do I win I want to beat the game come on give me some godamn sh go go go don't get don't get go yeah I can't go any further I can't do anything how wi this machine is so disappointing I can't even cheat it I don't want to skip levels I just want to exit the game superhero what are [Music] you that's true you're not wrong maybe I should let the shark kill me also why does Sy like Buzz Light yeah fused with Wario fused with gig [Music] chat [Music] tank yeah just tank tennis give [Music] W what are these [Music] names [Music] the Archer not just any Archer it's Dragon 10 [Music] Again The Hacker this is the Matrix I'm in it's it's like superhero again through man like AR boy or something the end wait what in which one I wasn't looking to he being sad in this one or in uh the other [Music] one in Hy man oh I didn't even look it's too being sad oh my God you're right it really [Music] is it's not even a collectible it's just like a background detail can't even pick it up wow so this is what the viruses inside a computer look like we did toy [Music] take this isn't Africa [Music] Olympic Olympic I like how some of the Olympic are Gregory and some of the Olympic of the musclean twin [Music] cards can you find twin card the the binoculars guy looks like he'd be an old um virtual desktop assistant like bonie buddy tween F just snap [Music] again under SE Arena [Music] is this just a ship again fine [Music] God this reminds me of something like Ki Warriors wacka I'm sorry it's not wacka it's heat Mouse I'm hitting [Music] things okay I'm good we're nearly done nearly done [Music] wonderful you're horrifying you look like Dr Mario [Music] viruses what's even going [Music] on wonder rabbit don't look at me like [Music] that I don't want to do [Music] it no more no more classic games we're doing puzzle games please please for the love of gods be decent please be decent please that was the most disappointed I have ever been let's just it looks like someone's gone on the app store and just taken stuff at least it's not eight bit right everybody [Music] fishing that's terrifying look at the look at the face on that logo don't look at me like [Music] that ready go please don't talk to me like that wait wasn't that the voice from uh Buster move oh hey I like this okay um I'm not going to lie this is more than I was expecting from the entire console I didn't want to buy an NES bootleg machine I planned to buy an NES bootleg machine I plan to buy a few but that was in the future that wasn't what I bought this for 113 of our 208 games were that so only 95 of these on bootleg NES games I feel ripped off wait let me look at the Box CU I've never actually studied the box so I didn't want spoilers only one picture on this box is one of the NES games only one they knew they were they were hiding it and it's right off in the corner and even then looking at it you can tell it's different to the rest of the games but it's just but it isn't one of the blatantly obvious ones they knew and they hit it hang on my headphones falling off yeah the thing is I like this I'm looking forward to the bootleg wi games cuz I think they will be more like this the fact that this is an NES machine is what has gotten me so disappointed I wanted this I wanted 208 of this you know I feel Li [Music] to yo you didn't tell me you on this console it's you trample [Music] Goblin I'm going to put the NES games behind oh God that's [Music] horrifying I don't like them but I do like this [Music] music okay I'm going to put the N Stuff behind me going to get in a good mood now because we're in the meat of what I wanted just going to enjoy this for what it is one player oh yeah I would just like to point out this game with two controllers so all these mod player games we could play it is whack-a-mole but at least this has some character to it it's not good character but it's something it is an look at the little I can't reach the corners what I have to press the buttons to reach the corners and I can't do the bottom to I'm sorry what was that noise I so on this controller there's four arrow buttons and then there's an abxy on the other side no no no that was a Sonic sound I heard the Sonic bumper um so on this controller there's four arrow buttons and on the other side there's abxy and to play this game you use the arrow buttons to do the up down left right and let me just do it again so we can see if I press it's abxy in the um what actual style is this it's not even it's a on the left B on the bottom y on the right X on top which I think is similar to 3DS but anyway look if I down up left right and then a is the right corner even though it's on the left B is the left corner X is the right back corner and Y is the left back corner meaning I don't know how to get to the two bottom corners do you think I win it's not going to be start select is it nope it's not start select oh I accidentally exited oh well that was trample Goblin Bean King oh it's horrifying this all style is horrifying but I love it because it's exactly what I wanted look at this guy at the front on the right look at him just staring into your Soul this is like a early 90s PC game and I love it press start one player one it's it's Pac-Man of course it's Pacman that's a Sonic bumper again that's a Sonic [Music] bumper I feel a little bit Justified now this is good [ __ ] yeah this this is perfect I love it dream of gems let me guess it's uh columns it's the same music as the last game oh yeah one [Music] player I feel like I recognized this music from something that for now get that going that going hey wow this one's like an actual game [Music] amazing okay let's not play that [Music] make some match this is a jam ready why is it the creepy music again oh it's real animals that's [Music] great why they explode and the same voice yeah you're right wow this is the first game I've actually beaten the level in ready no why does this sound like the underground from new Super Mario Bros [Music] Jack or [Music] eggs why is the fox um why does it why is it X play yeah X place oh now it's not a fox now it's a uh uh what is that ooh gems maybe it should be called gem or eggs just going to do like one level of all of these so we can get for him I'm not going to lie that anys forun really wiped me out Pig go home same menu music ready go same weird creepy fantasy music where are you going Pig B why [Music] oh I see he only goes in One Direction I mean once you start in One Direction he keeps going you can't change it so that's where the puzzle comes in so I guess it would be across down here there we go it's like a Pokemon Puzzle in a gym see that one's actually fun I like that submarine war looking like clip art taken from word it's the same menu music One let's go oh I'm out of am my oops you going to have to head off it's all right I mean I can stop and pick this up again if you want and next time we won't have to go through 130 neses games let me just do one more game and then we can um wrap up for now oh no do do you have time to quickly I'll just do these four cuz I probably won't play suduk go bang or digital memory that long let's just boot them up and look at the menus and the graphics there we go I don't really know how to play suduku but here it is you pick the number there you go that's one game I wish the whole console was this why is it an any sorry I I'm I'm keep going on about it but like you do not understand how disappointed I am it's the game that I can't remember the name of again and you might say like these are similar to anys games and how simple they are [Music] but um it's different cuz they're not if that makes sense they are like home R things and that's what I wanted I don't know how to um I don't know how to articulate it but yeah digital memory why do they have hats ready go oh new music yo please remember the position numbers I recognize the sound effect it's taken from something I didn't memorize that at all okay one more then I'll let you [Music] go yeah exactly even if the effort is stolen cuz this is clearly a loading screen from a different game you can even see the loading at the bottom this looks like it was taken from like Need for Speed or something ready go and I'm I'm 99% sure the ready go is taken from um Bubble Bubble no not bubble bubble uh Buster move so I have which one do I have I think I have Buster move 2 Arcade Edition on PS1 and it's the game we' had since childhood so that's kind of a voice clip that I you know would remember if I'm right I could be wrong I'm making a fool myself it's a simple driving game but at least it's not 8 bit and at least the music's kind of funky I'm done I'm I think we'll stop here for now let's just take a look at the next page just to tease a bit of something these different AR Styles this is what I wanted it's like having the App Store in a console I love it um yeah thanks for bearing with as I slowly lost my sanity this wasn't what I wanted but we Vibe a bit I have it I'm going to see if there's a way I can report this to agos and get them to stop selling it cuz they shouldn't be they really shouldn't be but I don't know how I would go about that I don't know if I told you that's where I got this from this was like on AUST like an actual shop from my website so yeah it's crazy absolutely crazy but um next time we'll actually we won't have had the burden of 113 NES games beforehand so I should be in a better mood to actually put some time into the rest of these exactly it's what I motion controls I'm also going to set up the webcam just so we can see kind of how the motion controls work in comparison to you know the uh the actions in the game I'll do that next time classic games [Music] awful but yeah thanks for uh thanks for hanging out I'm glad you I'm glad someone was here with me to go through this so thank to that um this music's going to be burn into my brain it's okay I yeah it's it's what I do for some reason no I probably I don't know if I would have even gone through them all let's put it that way I probably would have just given up by now H and anyway I'll let you go thanks for hanging out I hope you have a good rest of your night and I hope it's not filled with 113 bootleg NES games and not even a single fun Mario Insight not one curse Mario anywhere no Contra either and those two are like Staples of the bootle machines anyway I'll see you later [Music] goodbye like to look awful a

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