The Jerry Springer Episode w/ Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds | TigerBelly 451

[Music] you know what dude I you know I'm this close to ending at dude what if they never dude his face today which one Gareth you don't like his face well you know how um Jake Johnson looks like a man oh my God that's the most masculine dude I've seen in my life I saw the mummy recently yeah and I go there's a man more man than Tom Cruz I'll tell you that right now o right he was very good in that movie but um but then I look at gareth's face it's like glowy like he uses you know Korean skincare oh like she he they go to the same website and they get the baby penis the cord blood yeah Cord Blood yeah yeah he's a part of the whole cabal now look at what he's doing but damn anyway so um welcome to another episode of tiger belly you know guys I'm so blessed to be here I really am I'm in a Whimsical mood love it and I am enjoying my life immensely you know and I I'm really just taking it all in I feel um grateful let's be honest and also angry oh I don't know where that coming from but there's a little rage mixed in there but you know W wolf we can ask the guys wol wolf we can ask the guys also by the way I just want to say I've stood in that Porta poot for 10 seconds and it's it's an oven in there okay let's get it okay so anyway we got two people coming Gareth has done our podcast before um Jake Johnson has not but um I'm well aware of his his work his accolades his accolades and you know his IMDb so um give them a round of applause Jake johnon and Gareth Reynolds everybody yeah however you want to however you want to do it however you want to do it however you want to do it you know we're not you know we're not a Christian podcast we do what we do we're we're a Muslim podcast hello Jake um please put you want to put the headphones on or no no I'd rather not then don't do your attitude we're going to talk about your attitude in a second your skin really is so good so gay thank you your skin is so gay right now or gay no but the glow good good but also even if I said gay that is still a compliment I do not see that as a negative I don't either your voice got real high what Jake you started so nice outside D oh it's Charming outside we saw Bobby he goes your skin looks great he saw mine and he goes not yours and so buddy you're not wrong and then inside he goes Jake looks like a man Gareth looks terrible and in there I go you always get it huh and he goes always yeah it's fun to po poke and prod him I kind of agree but it was the driveway Bobby was different yeah the driveway Bobby was completely that's who I essentially am yeah right right on air you did the same thing he calls me on air he's like you've turned into Mo from three stoos you're always just mean to me right and off air you it's a different thing no no no it's not it's pretty much the same he's look at his skin look at his skin shut up Mo yeah why the skin though cuz I never thought to myself you know that Gareth Reynolds really dry skin he do something about it yeah no well you know I'm old you know you look good for your age so you know you we got you get old that's interesting but I thought that uh I thought that it would be you know I didn't think I would not be a man which was basically what you said when I was standing in your I was not saying that that's ridiculous I mean I think if we ran it back we would pretty clearly I it is shocking that you've become a cream guy and that your skin does look so good cream yeah like this cream yeah he knows what he's talking about cream yeah all the moisturi [ __ ] don't call him a [ __ ] dude stop stop stop for a second [ __ ] you dude what are you talking about this guy right here dude he's a good guy thank you right have you seen his work thank you I've read a lot about it i' love you did a wedding thing you did that wedding show that reality show right this done real and he beat me for that job cuz that was a hard job to get in retrospect a bad career move on I was there with you in Vegas remember I remember yeah anyway yeah but I don't know if you remember this Jake but but so I met you when's the recently when I met you what the recent time I met saw you Santino exactly all right but did you did did we ever meet I do know but did did did we ever meet before that yes where oo new girl audition you remember that yeah oh thank God I thought you had forgotten that was a very big big heartbreak for him yeah tell me you if you's if you test for a show and you don't get it no no Jake just listen to what I'm saying okay oh Jesus I don't know who's your guy we're both gonna get it I'm not going doing anything I'm just this is why one rose will you tell me what you remember about it well I'm going to tell you what it was what it was okay so the reason why I was heartbroken was because I thought you know I mean you know how sometimes you read a role and you go this is me yeah I got this in the bag right and I think I did until that guy showed up who were you reading for I don't remember but coach this was Dam okay yes so so I I remember going to I was nervous super what I you already got you already gotten the part was I officially cast Okay so max and I were reading with you and you didn't read with me um the lady did Zoe whatever um wait you didn't read with us cuz I have a so when did we see each other you were out in the um yeah okay okay interesting okay cuz I remember talking to you about it I and you both were leaning against like one of those something yeah and you guys were really nice to me right I would have been excited if you got the part I think we all would have been it's not over yet the show's done oh over you're not gonna get it so um but see Damon Waynes Jr who got the show he had an he went right you know how sometimes you go right into testing yes right so he wasn't no one knew he was I didn't know he was going to be there right as soon as he walked in I went I because it's Fox yes fox has a [ __ ] not that he's great but fox has a relationship with In Living Color and his dad there's all this Nostalgia and like you know um nepotism you know and I as soon as he walked in I almost said out loud should I leave should I leave like that no if you said that that would have been and you would have gotten the par Liz beweather would G that's our [ __ ] guy that's a guy that's a guy I didn't get it and it was uh who' you test against Dam WIS Jr just the two of you there's always a third there was a third I don't remember the third the third didn't have a chance some guys doing a podcast somewhere going like it was mine then I see [ __ ] Bobby Lee sh yeah yeah but it's like because you both know you you guys both tested probably a bunch of times have you gotten everything you've tested for no no all right what's that feeling like the next day oh gut it or the day well what's awful about testing for a pilot and the meanest thing that they do is they put the contract in front of you negotiate and you see the money and so it's your name the money you will get if you do it and you sign and if they say yes that money is yours and if you don't get it you get nothing you get nothing why do they dangle that carrot you think probably oldw World meanness when the studio like the studios just do a lot of old world mean stuff you're like well they want to hit the ground running too right they don't want to like spend time before shoo but they also you the way I think part of it is they they also like that in the walls you can hear other people auditioning yeah it's I think it's just as psychologically [ __ ] it works the truth is this the truth of it is you they don't want you to get the part and then negotiate yeah so you don't have an upper hand so you don't have an upper hand right so that's why they do it but the other way which could be good is let's say we had let's say I was casting it we didn't do that you got Bobby you got Damon and you got some third guy yeah you can go I like y'all for it what would you be willing to do it for and Bobby would have gone like this less and then Damon would go I mean I'll do it for that and you could negotiate the other way and go let's do the pilot as a guest star would you do it but if it works God there is another mean way to do it it'll go there you do it like the movie Dark Knight when remember they drag in Joker's body and the they thought he was dead but then he was actually and then he breaks the pool stick and he goes you guys fight for it pool stick fight way better yeah I that's what's funny about hearing this story Bobby is uh I remember at the time thinking cuz I've known you I mean as a fan forever since Mad TV standup I didn't think when you were there it was something you would want to do so mind you nobody there it's not like this was I'm not talking about the uppers I didn't have any conversation with anybody is your face okay yeah he's fine I'm going through a stroke what do you mean dude I was in the [ __ ] did I know you when were we dating them you met me right after all right after bro listen to me I had nothing it was that was it was it was almost as if it was bad it was bad for me cuz I would go on the road and I would not make any money God damn you know mean like a guarantee of some sort right and then it's like some shows I would be like like on a Saturday night second show 40 people yeah like it's just sadness when you hear them being like let's cut five servers and maybe Canon all right let's get in the zone let's get Z get the job you know people don't know it's great now but there were there was a decade or so where it was like touch and go like every year was a different number I got and it was less and less every year it was really hard so at the time it was everything Lifesaver financially yeah it would been oh not only that being relevant again interesting right so it's like when I didn't get it um and I remember your face now that you were very positive a bad way oh go ahead no but you know because the whole thing was a bad experience for me yeah it's already he's negative yeah yeah yeah yeah but then once I saw him with Andrew it became positive again and that's Tri well I could tell well I was out with Santino as we were talking and you came up and I had that memory I was like oh yeah probably and you he walked up and he was like D I guess this guy was I like that yes really J you were like this I was trying to be cool no I was trying to be cool oh you were yeah that's me trying to be the Korean FS yeah which a lot of people refer to you how low would you have gone to to to get on the show like what what's the price you would have sett swe question I swear to God and I'm I'm not I it's I'm not doing this as a joke yes half the pay yeah so at the time at that time same so at the time I think my weekly I can say it maybe was that weird to say it say it I'll would probably suck somebody's dick would you suck a dick at the thing I'm not kidding you I feel I feel like I was so desperate that if like you know somebody goes hey just I believe in me you do would you have gone down on a woman oh yeah okay if you said no strictly dick strictly dick so that's a real thing you would have sucked a dick for a part of that yeah Ian it depends on who Harvey wiand G Reynolds at post moisturizer I moisturiz my [ __ ] I know you there's no way a lot it would have to be a stranger I know you I don't know there's no way what if it was a [ __ ] just coming through a glory hole and you didn't know it was on the other side that's such an interesting question is is it isn't it is I don't know it is shut up George it is wait can you age a penis properly can you look at someone approximate like a tree their age yeah that's a 62y old [ __ ] like would you know the difference between Larry King rip or well now you would yeah yeah this is cold I think I think Dick's wrinkle fully erect you could tell the difference actually I don't know I don't know I don't think so I don't think so cuz vaginas don't either well they yeah vaginas they pretty good if I took you if I showed you a photo of a 90-year-old woman's vagina please do you wouldn't know yeah you wouldn't know I don't think I bet you would I don't think you would I think I would 90 90 oh right 70 a moth's leaving it that's uh yeah yeah who's Dick of somebody you knew that we might all know would you have sucked to get on oh that's good question somebody that you're like way I can't believe I'm getting passed on for this but you're like that time full rate you're struggling doing standup you really wanted it you got to say somebody that everyone goes yeah and you would go I will just suck his dick okay I mean any leading man at the Time Jake no okay hard no it was a hard no because at that point I had never seen him in anything in fact I didn't really even know really who he was he could have been a producer I don't know right and I couldn't have helped you get on the show there's no way you could have it doesn't get hard yeah yeah oh I see I see I see I see which is which would be a yes thing a little overcooked noodle yeah yeah great so depressing great so now Jake but um um but any like like any of the like Leading Men at the time like Tom crew you know what I mean I mean of course I mean let's go a little bit smaller all right all right all right let's go with someone like a high exact like decrepit or TV what about like a Fred Savage what abouted Savage W that's a good one because he's not now wonder your like he was doing shows on Fox he was directing them he's directing as well as he's still acting so he if you sucked his dick could be I've had a bad experience him auditioning with him for what happened I just sucked his dick no no it was just a bad audition I didn't like his notes so no oh so you want to like the personality you're not dating him Bob a I didn't like his Vibe and he's not a guy I'm going to fall in love with it's weird that you're being so discriminate about who you blow because if you're not that desperate for the role then cuz you should blindly suck whoever's dick that's the that's a winning attitude now if I'm a coach I am C you're on the team I suck everyone I suck everyone I suck everyone I'll suck you Gareth Fred Savage I'll suck to Brad Pitt's dick who would right you're right you're right you're right okay let's suppose you did suck Fred Savage's dick right and then he looks you straight in the eye and he's like Bobby you don't have the rules you can't hold on hold on goad the bed cannot be after Bobby sucks his dick the guy has a decision it's not like The Voice you suck the dick the part's yours yeah yeah yeah not that be a great show yeah yeah Adam LV Running the chair I oh you talking and then right after he right after he finishes he's like you don't get the part and then his inner monologue is like I probably shouldn't have done that time I decided it was something that made it was right at that time I realized I was abusing my power I knew I'd 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never stop stop stop stop it was just a hypothetical never really happened yeah but you put it on the table so it's something you would have one time I sucked Bobby's dick to be on tiger B one time I pretended to be uh Bobby so GTH would suck my I it wow so I I'll be honest I I'll tell you what where I was where I walked away with it from it I went CU people lie a lot right they'll make up [ __ ] why did I do that so one time I auditioned for a show and the producers were sitting in the room and my audition wasn't that great it didn't I didn't bomb it at all it just F but then I went you know then I did a speech afterwards where I went you know I really appreciate you guys calling me in it's just like thank you so much you know what I mean I really love the rule you know what I mean and I tried to sell it that way and it didn't work they were like please like we we have 50 guys audition bye-bye you know mean it was that kind of vibe so it was like and then when you walk away where you're like what the [ __ ] did why did I do that do that you know what I mean when I uh was first starting I went out all the time and I don't like going out I'm a homebody I like you know the same routine but if anybody texted who was further along I never said no so that was just a grimy feeling where I would know if I was home with my now wife and we're watching TV and she would never come and I would get a text being like Hey we're all at a bar I wouldn't want to go but I would like make a pot of coffee to be at the bar to do bits cuz I don't know who in this group is going to pop and if somebody pop I know that's crazy but I feel like that's a necessary thing you have to but you I it was for years yeah it wouldn't be it would just be hey we're going here and I'd go like all right and as soon as I started working I was finally able to go like I like everybody I just don't want to go out on a Tuesday night yeah maybe two Saturdays from now but for years it was you want to jump up and do this improv show and I'd be like no I don't want to go to the [ __ ] improv Olympic but I will yeah yeah yeah that's really similar to him because I would have to drag him out like he would he just wouldn't want to leave his little pod in video game like setup cuz and and sometimes like we would have to like lie as manager and I'd be like oh so and so is going to be there he's going to be like oh oh I guess I will I guess we're going yeah yeah I mean I it's Dreadful that we have to do I don't do it now yeah but but there you have but we used to call it bar booking cuz you could book in the bar I know or part people can do it in party Bookers yeah party Bookers you're like's but I don't have it's the skill set to do do you have the skill set he does yes you do you do he always once you have it you have it always was very like I that's what I was going to say Jake always would be out socializing he even when you got new girl like you'd worked with Liz prior to that yes you were always very good at playing that game going out yes always so you're good are you good at it no horrible yeah me too horrible you think you're not good at it Garf yeah I think I'm bad at it I think if you look at the way my career played out it's very it's very much a career coming like yeah I'll just stay home and maybe try a podcast I've said I've said this before but Patrice O'Neal I was in I was in New York and we did a radio show together afterward cuz I was complaining about how Ken Jung is getting everything you I can't even you me even get you I mean they offer it to him first you know right and I was like I was devastated you know there was a year where I was completely like I didn't know what to do you know what I mean it's like just give him everything I mean like I'll change my race yeah but my point is I couldn't and then he goes let me talk to you and he pulls me outside and he goes you're not him I go I know I get it no he goes you don't get it no you're just as talented in fact to me you're funnier like you're so funny right but you don't have what I have you don't have what I don't have which is that skill set yeah to go to a party or anything and pretend because I see it in my the people see it in my face I don't want to be there yeah you know I mean just you know I just don't know how to do it it's not even that Ken would be pretending there are some people who genuinely enjoy being in that envirment I'm not saying that he would a nice guy and he's so good at it and naturally extroverted and they get energized by other people we're just not like that yeah I'm not like that yeah yeah at all but you know um you I wish I had it but you know what it's fine I mean look fine played out well I mean you wouldn't have this if you booked new girl you would not have this show or if he did imagine the audience wait sorry what are you doing [ __ ] you Jake sorry s sorry yeah yeah well it's it's funny because with Z so before I went to rehab the last remember I booked so I booked a movie with Zoe which one it was purple crayon something I don't know what was it's not out yet but um what anyway and I went to rehab when I was in rehab they go they're in production they're starting now and I lost it oh so I don't think in Destiny it's I'm never yeah but I will say that um if you had gotten a new girl and then you simultaneously started a podcast it wouldn't have the podcast you wanted to put out cuz you would have really censored yourself because youwork you also would have had to yeah you could not have that's that's right you could not have done these podcasts it is simply a it would not have happened yeah we also I mean that world which it's now different I bet people on those shows it's a whole new Galaxy but we had people who you know I didn't want to get on social media do there was no choices really it was you're going to get on social media you're going to Tweet with castmates during the show it was this is now the business and you're going to help push the business wow and you just went like great okay and when they wanted you to go somewhere for press it was years of doing it before I would say like can I say no to this but for the first five years I wouldn't even think to say no you're like if you started a podcast and you said one thing that was off you would have a sit down and they'd be like are you out of your [ __ ] I would have been cooked it just it would not you would not have this it have been opposite the worst is this when you do those media runs the worst is when they do all right so you have a block between 5 in the morning and noon you're and you're doing like a thousand radios and you're just sitting there on the phone and then like you just after two hours you want to [ __ ] kill yourself yeah it's have you done those yeah yeah then why'd you make that face cuz I I'm entertained by you I love you that's weird what do you mean what I was just listening what was my face can I be honest with you let me just straight up next time I see you no don't do this it's the moisture it it's distracting what wait hold on is this real I mean real what about outside Bobby because outside Bobby was about to say to me Jake your face looks bad and I was gonna no outside Bob was doing this J very interesting you're doing this okay and you know I really like you a lot and when very when I was out there it was almost as if I didn't know if there was something it had sweated or not right so I was just trying to find a way to go to to to address his face what was my face just now that upset you it wasn't upsetting okay I think it was the glow of your face right I think the it's cuz there's two things going on now I got to see through the glow now it's like you know when where you're out by a leg and there's a fog is that a tree but I got to go through the fog to see the tree right you know what I mean so that so when I'm looking at you that's what I'm sensing right there's a glow first and then I look at your face pH and you you you looked confused for a second buddy and what I'm saying to you is that you can do any kind of skin regime you want and fine you know even if I saw you with glow face that's your new thing I'm fine with it but just you know deep down inside it's going to bother me a little bit can can I defend yeah go ahead Jake someone has to I will something I didn't quite realize about Gareth Gareth is unbelievably funny great writer what I didn't know is how much the ladies love Gareth so that's why I'm okay with the moisturizer yeah because I always viewed Garf as like a great writer Arrested Development big shows he's on him uh great stand up really funny guy in doing a podcast with him I was like oh the ladies love the Garment I think you give off a very like safe and warm feeling interesting like there is something about you that's like inherently like oh like he's he's he's a good guy we can put on um our nightly serums together and he's not going to hold on I got to you're not helping I appreciate that the Bobby part is not getting helping yeah but no this was a really sweet set up you were like it's really safe we can put on our streams and talk about the guys we want to Fu I don't know he weird energy cuz I we felt like we were going together to kind of have it that's not where you were going yeah I think the ladies like him like they want to have sex with them not gab with him about cigarette like some retinol I love that you know about troan and retinol it's important I'm into it yeah thank you is it thank you I mean listen guys it's like you do have to take care of your skin Bob you're Korean you should know this the liver spot should not be there look at that Bobby doesn't I I don't soad Bobby's into it I can tell gilber Gilbert gets it he does he has really good skin care cuz his wife makes him I'm 52 years old I know you look amazing Bobby you got no you're not I'm doing old man's skin no you don't have old man SK I'm not deceiving the folks now that with some sort of [ __ ] you know what I mean that's a shot across the B that's exactly that's it's not it's not that I don't know what you're said but it's not that all right you mean pirate piring yeah it's not a cross bre in the crow right what I'm saying to you right now sorry what is it a shot across the bow a shot across the B it's not it's not a shot across theow across the towel whatever okay what I'm saying to you is I don't even know why I'm mad right now I don't either yeah yeah what what was I mad about for a second well you're mad at my face and then you said something and I said I love you you said I don't I think you got mad because of this guy's skin the comp yeah then you got to 52 then you took it out on C yeah right when I'm but I love you so take it out on no I'm not out that's sa I love you so much take it out on me I can handle I he he you can handle the rage dude I want to have sex with him right now me too yeah it's [ __ ] crazy or time look you dang me but here's the thing that you don't get right that's a tough player all right I really like how the audience G Springer get him get him right you don't you get a certain type wow all right so don't do that all right right and you get you don't get Danger Girls oh I get Danger Girls what does that mean to you just like what's wrong women who scare you no just women living on the edge thought danger girls are you kidding me the last three have been single moms from rural areas thoughts you're dead in single mom world yeah you got me he got you rebuttal rebutt you are not the father somebody do the crawl on the ground okay all right all right you are not the dad and then the poor kid's always sitting there and it's like a 2-year-old looking around I know I know right myy it's been two years that kid thought that man was her dad hold on let him finish moonwalking we'll get into the trauma also with that it's like you know well you're proud that you're not the dad but then I would still be the fatherly figure you would I'd be out no thoughts on the wait wait he safe he anymore not so safe anymore well listen what I'm saying is that you know some of it's like you know I've been raising this kid for three years right and now I'm not the father I'm out like how did that [ __ ] and that that wasn't always the scenario sometimes it was like I definitely am not the father if it was that I would wean the kid off I'd go from like 5 days a week to like four days and i' slowly in the night exactly exactly yeah but he goes all out when he with a single moms and their kids he goes all out with a kid what does that mean he's like he takes them to like $8,000 VIP Disneyland like tour lightsabers lightsaber experience you do very sweet oh man that's cool because something that I do oh you like you like to do it anyhow so you're like let's go if I'm going to go to Disneyland by myself I would do the lightsaber tour yeah and the lightsaber tour it here's what's I'm glad you asked thank you no one's ever asked me that I'm not a bad guy you're a good guy you're a good guy you're you're now he's going to turn on me cuz you and your gross skin yeah so with the lightsaber I didn't even you have to make an appointment wow right and you're you go to like um I guess you know the Rebellion the rebels sure so there's like a little compound where this master comes out and there's only like eight of you and you're on it like an actual like um a workshop a workbench okay but it's very like Star warsy okay right and there's like a light show she comes in and she tells us you know you guys are the new pada on you guys you me have to fight whatever the [ __ ] speeches I don't memorize that okay so and anyway and then they give you these real components to make the kind of lightsaber that you would like to make and it's super expensive it's super expensive to me what's a number like a it was like 300 bucks but it's like and but what do you do so you then make it so it's just got a light I'd imagine the lights what the [ __ ] man never mind look at his skin look at skin well lightsabers but Jake lightsabers aren't real so it's like no it's an actual plastic stick that comes out then what do you do with a bunch of you turn it on it's like a flashlight go that'll be $4,000 but the actual experience so let's say there's 10 people and you all get the money you spend the money you do it then it's done you just go like this then yeah so whenever you swing you turn it on it's very heavy too it's like not something you would get at a gift store right it's very heavy it would if it would feel like a real lightsaber I think if wait but after you make it do they like put you on a stage to reenact the whole thing I'm getting there oh okay sorry sorry what is it no um no they don't they don't that's it so were you getting there no they kind of push you away cuz we have a 4:00 appointment but so all you're doing is making one of these and holding it for a second right you hold it and then you got I think you pull it pull it up you turn it on and they make some sort of speech what a but the K yeah but the kids nuts yeah what I mean this with all due respect what is the mean average of this room like agewise how many I would say probably very mixed I you're getting a lot of older a lot of younger that's it oh W that's exactly what it is see look at it yeah that's that's it there's no kids there yeah yeah well yeah I was one of those guys see see so it's like a workshop wow yeah and um yeah that's exactly it it's pretty fun as a kid cuz you go in there as a kid you're like yeah right oh this is real yeah it is pretty cool though I got to hold it the lightsaber I was like oh this thing's legit it's legit yeah oh that's what you mean by making it you make it so they give you like different components you get to choose like I want mine to be more Sith likee you I mean or I might more like Gareth Reynolds moisty yeah so it's a pretty good experience when have when's the last time you got to Disneyland oh [ __ ] uh a long time I mean I don't have any kids Jake you have kids yeah when's the last time you went I think for their uh fourth birthday I have twins you have twins yeah and what how old are they now 10 right so you haven't been since then I I don't love Disneyland I know but it's not for you it's for the kids they didn't love it either oh they didn't it was kept crying no it was hyped up well I I didn't have a great attitude well that's I mean I was going to deny it and say it was all them but that was a lie yeah yeah uh there was a lot of people just [ __ ] eating Churros sitting on curbs there's all these adults sitting on curs they pretend once you go past this little Arch it's the happiest place on Earth don't look like it yeah it doesn't feel like it doesn't feel like it doesn't feel like it you're looking at all these families sitting around buying [ __ ] they can't afford and you're like there's 900 lb of people and there's only three of you and you're eating Churros that were 30 bucks that are this big this doesn't look like the happiest place on planet Earth this looks like a sad place that's just taking all your money and then Bobby walks out with a light like but let me did you do the chaperon no that's that's where CU there's no are you giving the kid the chaperon experience as well when you wow you really are well no because it's like even if I went by myself wrong yeah right yeah but um do you find yourself attracted to women with kids I'll tell you this and this is a very interesting question and I'm I'm happy to be answer it right I feel like I'm dating and this going to proba she said three single from world that's a type oh I want to say that I and I could be wrong but I feel like I can only get these girls if they have kids what that's not true about all what's that face I think here's what I think I have a different you understand what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah no but it's untrue because you can have whoever you want I don't think that's true that's not true at all I think that if you don't believe it so it doesn't happen for you but no I believe it it still doesn't happen I believe it still doesn't happen try manifest it I have a different Theory oh God what's your the and it's not a theory I just came up with you've literally like told me this he so it's not this fact he's tired Theory scientific fact I've got a theory that you've actually tattooed on your back he doesn't want a girl like me who's well traveled if he takes to a a good restaurant a girl who's like I've already been here I've eaten here that's why you're saying rural was the big word he wants someone who's going to be like noou what's a noou and he likes to be the hero and the Messiah in that moment and it's like he wants to be the kid's biggest memory who was that Korean man who took us on the you know the lightsaber experience he wants to be a core memory for someone but he doesn't want somebody who's already experienced that right he like I'm boring to him like someone who's well she's just like this is great this is great content is yeah she's just like let's go to the I'll go hey I find with this I've been there in that restaurant four times already yeah cuz that's all I do is eat yeah why I do you want to hear I don't want to hear like you don't know about this you don't know about that you know I want to be I when I let me something you'll have a you'll have a chance to re you have Bobby the floor is yours sir Bobby you are not the boyfriend if you start dancing we got to go she's going to kill himo I want to be the teacher I know that no I totally get for once though what does that mean not just for once cuz I now realize that like men really want to feel like they're leading and I don't think I've I allowed you to lead and that was a mistake You' know too much about film and stuff I hate it yeah in that brain it's boring use that brain you in that brain I Dare You Were you the teacher in this Dynamic I mean like when we first met I remember him saying like I got to take you to the best Korean spot and he took me to the spot that was like so just like subpar I was like Bobby you you don't know K toown so then I would introduce him to all of this Korean spots and he would okay and I'm like that's an O for sure but I remember I I remember little things like this okay yeah because there's there's a couple of there's some music I can't even listen because of you oh like what because I would go I like this and you go that sucks oh and then now I swear to God I I'll tell you the two albums two bands cuz I can't even listen to them Robin Hitchcock oh you know him no all right I tried there's a song There's an album called I I think whatever I loved it growing up you know what I mean she ruined it she goes that sucked look at the lyrics it sucked you like what these white boy bands sad white boy song yeah yeah yeah once you said that white if we were a band we would be sad white boys all right you every B's yours and there's another band called elbow right you're like I mean the name that's a stupid name for a band white boy B I thought it was like mind you the context to this guys the context is because I had just been offended because he said who is Mary J blee I don't like R&B I don't like R&B I'm sorry and so he was like I don't care I listen to cool things like elbow I'm like who the [ __ ] is elbow that's what I'm saying I don't listen to yeah you you have yeah so you ruined some things for me I'm so sorry I'm so sorry and I know you guys sorry now let me just a guy it looks like The Adams Family and a black guy uh it was at that moment I realized I was in the wrong band yeah I mean the the singer let's can we move on from you guys have an advice show while we're here to help right they're doing it now so thank you for being here I wanted to ask I wanted your advice on something that's been sort of nagging me listen to Elbow oh go ahead so we've ' been broken up for over 2 years but we have seven animals between us the cats live with him the dogs live with me I I've met some of the girls that he's dated been pretty chill about that but my jealousy Peaks when he describes that one of my cats or that like animals are mingling with the new woman in you tell her that oh wow do you do you say that to get a little nasty no you're just actually Rel pointing out I truth truth truth I know so like I want to know and it's not a problem it's more like it's a me problem like how do I get over that jealousy of being like Bobby gonna kill you as a okay Bobby take the lights is there hold on is there a guy who plays with your dogs so there's a guy okay I found out from name him I I don't even know his name okay he disciplined my dog Julio o is this right and when I heard that I went ape [ __ ] did the dog do to get disciplined um no he's a dick biter he a psychopath he doesn't like anyone new he does no he no oh the dog's a dick biter yeah I swear to God for a minute I was like everyone's handling that occupation so wait the dog n so I have a behaviorally um [ __ ] up dog named Julio I don't think he is I think he's perfect wow who doesn't like anyone I think he loves who he loves yeah you and me and that's it Bingo like these guys can't even be around what kind of dog is it he's maybe like a 20 lb yeah wait but a guy can't come in and discipline your animals no no no he didn't disci gra by the neck I heard I I I got that story what are you talking about can we hear the story from your point of view right no so Julio went to bite him and in the dick oh tried to right in the dick and um what he did was instead there was no other thing to do but to kind of pin him in that moment and then remove himself h and then after that or leave or never come back but then after that Julio like loved him and was like oh I like he dominated Julio's ass I know I mean look Julio hi Julie yeah look at how happy of all it's great for Bobby I'd say to have a dick biter in the other Camp that's a great way to trained him yeah I mean that's I I'm not I can't have just strangers come in the house or any men for that matter yeah well one quick thing that that's uh an out of- body experience for me is so I watch your guys's podcast it started I think with the Brendan Schwab or SCH whatever his name is the MMA guy cuz I know MMA yeah but all that he was conducting an investigation to be fair but that all that popped up on my YouTube and I knew you so I started kind of watching that and that was fascinating yes that was that was that was the beginning where he was trying to get me to do podcast I wasn't into him and I was like this shit's interesting I was like on the show I was like can he do something with me where he gets mad at me and talks about like you wanted to suck his dick by his truck cuz all this [ __ ] I was like whatever this is this is good TV and I'm watching this [ __ ] on my TV so I know about your guys' story but that's why it's so fun hearing about the thing I'm like I'm watching the show but in terms of the dog yeah so you Bobby you cannot tell her her when another woman is cuddling with these cats man you have to keep that quiet why because it's killing her okay cuz they're my they're my children right and she can't have all of them and maybe she also wants you too so now she doesn't get the pets she doesn't get you now some new [ __ ] is in there and she's got you and the cats oh this is too much to take too much to take and all Julio's doing I think you're getting to Bobby I could tell by hisone keeping in I'm learning so much I guess I will stop this behavior that bothers her what else Jake so I would say you got to just stop telling her okay all right what else hey the podcast is over here to help later and yeah I think no man can touch Bobby's do if if Julio's getting weird and this guy doesn't like it [ __ ] go to his place okay if I had a dog and actually I don't really care about my dogs but if my wife do you have a dog I have two dogs yeah you you don't care about them I do but like if I split with my wife and she took the dogs which she would and some guy wasn't great to them while I wasn't around okay I'm sure they got it figured out okay okay okay they be networking okay okay it's fine yeah yeah all right so so I I'll look at her now and go I will not tell you right um how my cats what my cats are doing with other people especially people I'm seeing in the house okay that's pretty sweet Bobby but go ahead and yet oh here we go you know what I mean none of your boys except the especially this guy he don't touch my dogs in a violent way again it wasn't violent how about they don't touch the dogs period And if there's something going on you do it so I can't have anyone like over ever just let the guys know they need to let their dicks get bit that's the that's the price to enter you I'll be honest with you guys um I've never done this before you know I mean and it's been uh can I tell you how nice of a guy this guy is oh the new guy oh oh no wait wait wait stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop I know what you're going to say how are you guys extracting all this G GTH all right you're not going to say it I am I think it was like a nicest thing anyone could ever can I say it then yeah no let me say it okay go ahead may I say it to you guys yes okay we're ding more advice we need we're just getting information we're here to help wherever you can get Podcast if you like this kind of stuff our show is not like this Bobby keep going yeah yeah yeah okay so um all right thanks for being here boys of course Very I was looking forward to this I'm it's been very quick good thank you so much for being here he made no eye contact with me during that he hates me so um this young man that she's seeing new boyfriend yeah yes lives in Hawaii okay Okay cool so she's always in Hawaii okay and so um at one time I was in Hawaii with his a single mom from rural America okay was that the first time she hadd ever been on an island she flew first class for sure oh yeah oh yeah you do okay so she's having the trip of her lifetime Bobby put his lightsaber in the overhead you bring do you bring her and the kid to Hawai no not the kid okay just her you and the rural yes so I'm there in Hawaii and so um I don't know about you know I'm a comedian I have a different lifestyle yeah right so it's like you know I don't wake up at 6:00 in the morning and go hiking right it's just not in my nature y okay so you know she you know I could tell that she wanted to do daytime activities I knew Kila and this guy is there right and I know they know the they know the island well so I called Kila and go hey this can you pick this person up in the morning is this your guys' Dynamic with x's is this normal stuff done this before Oh so this was the this was you trying something new apparently this was a lack of boundaries on my part but um go ahead Bobby it's a lack of boundaries your therapist said that uh I think uh it it it it made me happy to do it because I saw how happy she was to see the island cuz I don't think you were going to do that for no wait you called Kila to see if she could take the woman that you'd brought there out for a little bit right she knew this is your ex yeah right but then I don't have a car there so I'm like jeez like poor girl she hasn't even seen the beach and they're in Hawaii and all he's taken her to is like nice restaurants the best Korean on the island [ __ ] yeah dude and I could hear her in the background being like I want to see stuff and I'm like oh okay so then I asked um my boyfriend I was like hey this is a really weird request but like um can we take this girl out like around the island for the day and he was like he's like yes let me just [ __ ] murder this [ __ ] ear up piece of [ __ ] you stop fting dick and I I mean I feel bad now but I lied and I was like yeah n Bobby sick um which you were but you kind of weren't that sick I was sick okay yeah I had the vid and um and he was like yeah okay like sure sure so they pick her up and she has the day of her life oh weird why would they tell the story but when did she so when she got back then what happened what do you mean well she comes back to your place she's like I had the of my life she show me photos right she in the water right we took her everywhere you guys had an amazing day yeah she had never really been out in you taught her everything she's like Bobby's a good teacher you're the same now this is a [ __ ] teacher I just said there wasn't a beach in Hawaii the hell there's a lot of them and by the way like I really like her like she was a gen she was such a great girl and it was so fun did you guys all get din that night no we dropped her off and we never again no but I mean I did while the one time I met her boyfriend is the only circum so this is the only circumstance how long ago is this month two months ago wait before we get into that yeah now I want to know your advice like should I be setting up stronger boundaries for myself so quickly about our show uh the type of advice we do is like I I ate deodorant and I barf and we go like that's a great question okay you guys go deep you going you don't go deep no we do the dumbest take yeah so have a salt shaker ready for our but but I already know but you but you guys are bright guys so just whatever your opinion is say it okay okay well why don't I mean your question is essentially do you think do we think there need to be harder boundaries in I think in a norm well in a normal breakup this isn't normal in a normal breakup you would go your own separate way for a while at least you guys continue to do a podcast because it's it's awesome to watch is this a great podcast well no it is very compelling so um but normally you I my my opinion would be you probably stop updating each other on your personal in terms of having a shared thing together which is this my real advice is no you when he's in Hawaii with a new single mom take her [ __ ] and yeah when a new guy comes if it's not this guy he beats the [ __ ] out of Bobby's dog tell him Bobby look at Cameron and threaten him we're looking for views here kids remember old new girl business [ __ ] money guys so this episode is sponsored by rocket money hey I don't even think you're allowed to do that but yeah rocket money bills you don't so the one so the one time I met her boyfriend what and this is the only circumstance I would do it so I was doing a show with Tom sigura yeah right was the place called Oh you mean the blazedale arena yeah yeah big arena sure probably 8,000 I don't know yes massive right I killed first so I went on stage he invited oh you guys went and saw him yeah so he invited me my friends and the guy that I'm see what this new guy do inter is he a standup um no no he is he's a normie he's nor right so for him he's like great job yeah great and he he saw Bobby come out and he was like laughing his heart he was like oh my God don't say that he was he was like oh my God everyone was laughing he had such a great set I shouldn't laugh so hard the doctor said I'm not allowed to belly laugh for a little while it rips my dick from Julio's terrible B once the reattachment fin so then after my set while time was on stage I went into the crowd like back you know like yeah and then I went snuck up behind him okay sat in the row behind her and I kind of tapped his shoulder I think yeah and I put my hand out and we kind of did a handshake you and him okay yeah you have you have Warmness towards this guy I've never I don't know his name I don't that was the only interaction ever want to know anything you don't want to know no I'm getting better at it so now in my mind so we're doing a show in Hawaii in two weeks buy tickets I didn't invite him because I wasn't I want you know what Bobby have him on stage my God let him right hey have him on stage do this on stage in Hawaii 15 minutes 10 minutes of jokes and are you doing you're you're doing this show in Hawaii yeah it's a game show it's a game show we do a tiger belly game show get his [ __ ] ass up there so you guys can talk about it's Jake it's a little too much let me just say what I'll back off I'll back I'm getting excited I'm get excited like hanging out with the algorithm so Jake right too much okay at first I was like I don't want him there right all right now I'm open to the idea for him being there I think he should be there he lives there he loves you you know I mean and then um that's sweet yeah that is sweet I think you know I think I could like be have him around and not really have a hug Fest are you bringing a woman no no and I'm going to just but the first time that I did meet um rural mom yes um was at a was at a tiger belly show and in the green room right before we were about to go up yes and I was like honestly like she's gorgeous and she was so great and vibrant like that I I was like oh [ __ ] like she's amazing and it did hurt me like stung a little bit to see how like how great she was and you know what I think I want to do it do what do what I want to have him have him backstage no no no that's too far I think that we're both not at the same level of acceptance let go on a date with him what does that mean you're not a so you're more accepting than Bobby yeah so how it works now is that he's able to tell me everything and I somehow can handle it and I he doesn't want I'm not allowed to say sir thank you Jake um thank you sir Jake I'm so glad you guys are here for this we've not really squashed never squashed any of really yeah this first I don't know how you guys are doing this right our podcast us to talk about it all right so here's the thing okay my problem is this is I'm not in a committed thing with anybody right right they're not my girlfriend completely different you I mean um kind of relation because she's in love with somebody yeah yeah yeah my thing was just I'm just playing around right now you if I you know if the C if like if the rural mother lived in LA right who knows maybe but anyway um oh bad time hey guys bad time you know my problem this is Mor we just do one thing she's in an intimate like you know committed compl different no but see he always knew me as not someone who would ever just like you know [ __ ] catch dicks left and right right you're not a you're not a dick biter like the DG I'm not no so he so you're saying it didn't matter cuz you weren't doing it anyhow not so the jealousy the jealousy is um that she found her person yeah right and I have nobody that is and that's the that's that's where the pain is interesting I have nothing and that that is difficult that is a harder position to be and that I I understand why you would feel like a level of floor is your and I also don't I also haven't really even come close to like so it's like so yours do you want do you want I ask want is it something I feel like maybe it's you've been pretty choiceful about that you've wanted to play around for a while I mean that's what you said that's what you got to do after a long-term relationship those like who jump right away are Maniacs yeah I I agree no I you know I'm you know um I'm much more pickier um there's a lot more um check Bo check what a checklist checklist thank you thank you thank you Jake um there's more check checklist you know it's and so um yeah I can't afford to go into a whole thing with somebody that I don't know that one where I'm not feeling it you know I mean I have a a public life it's a complex life it's different than other people's lives and I have they have to I have to have the checklist and how would you feel if uh the bobster fell in love with somebody I would be so protective of her just because I protective of him no of her because it is so hard you don't know know this [ __ ] I know we don't know her don't know her just but just as like a female code you yeah like as Girl Code just be like hey like this is going to be like tough like let me give you some pointers advice for you advice for you when you meet a ladies church and state church and stur what she's going to be saying to you she just told you she's gonna go oh my God this woman's gonna go I love Bobby and she's going to go so did I can I talk to you ab and then she's going to look then your cute little things she's going to start going like this I'm out of here I'm out next thing I know she's like I can't see you yes and you're going to go I'm going out with K I'm friends with his ex the girl that he dated before me and it felt so nice for someone to be like girl I get it you can't do that on get why [ __ ] Jerry Jerry Jerry generosity [ __ ] Jerry Jerry Jerry I oh I'm Steve I'm wearing the black shirt I just don't have big muscles she gets why I was so in love but also so devastated it's it's devastated of what during the relationship my God no it's just like Bobby is so beautiful and it's like he's so like everybody is magnetized to him and he's just this like like just his own little prototype of someone you'll never meet again because it's like he's him and him only and um yeah I fell deeply in love with a very chaotic person and I think that in itself you know you don't come out of that unscathed and so she gets it like a morbius or something you know I mean half vampire half you know I mean like no but she got it she was like look like I I I fell in love with the same thing and it's so what would you say uh can we do on our shows we do a lot of re uhhuh you're you Gareth you're welcome I know you is Bobby's new girlfriend okay I love the art Bobby and I Bobby and I just went out to have a smoke okay you're alone with his new girl are we playing ourselves yeah well you guys are we're not in the scene very much we'll do your scene after yes we'll do the other side conversation he's your new girlfriend and then you're her boy boyfriend then I'm her boyfriend your dick a lot but then maybe good that's great will you conf in me about something like simple okay sure yeah all right what's what you guys no I got I got to go I got to do the scene right tell we have to walk away so I I'm going to call you Jimmy okay yes okay tell me that um you marriage is really important no we're not there yet still have to go have a cigarette we just giving him some tips Tell marriage is really we're not yet great marriage is really important for you and that you'd love to have that happen in the next year and a half okay all right great but not yet no no we're all hanging out oring whatever I don't know how background how about let's start with a laugh like somebody told we just finished watching your show already ready wait wait two so dead on that's dead on that's so good hey brother that was a great show man JM me thanks man hey you want you want to go have some cigarette what let's start from the top because you're laughing is too much right now my laugh kind of the whole thing all right so three I going to say 3 2 1 can I laugh or we'll all laugh at the same time so now I guess he's the new Mo huh maybe it a me maybe it's you you son of a [ __ ] you just me all right so we're going to all laugh and then you and I will have conversation so three two one oh my God that's unbelievable hey Jimmy it's good to laugh let's go have a cigarette Jimmy okay man hey man great show great show much respect man aloh aloh brother aloh man he's really limp sry man all right get out of here out here I know we're in Hawaii right now Jimmy but stop doing this means hello and goodbye it means hello and goodbye yeah know all right man sh BR all right I got to go to the north store man let's go I love hidden W go yeah yeah like [ __ ] a 5our drive but let's go I need a Poké ball man I'm so hungry man I know good aai bow you like aai you're a good teacher Jesus Christ that was insane they wouldn't leave where that was really crazy I mean the amount of food they started talking Jimmy seems great but he's obsessed with being from Hawaii hey man I just came go go get out okay I'm going to get back back to get her lighter we forgot the LI her anyway yeah but he's not tooing okay I what you said all right okay oh boy I hope they didn't forget anything else that was really difficult to do twice really tired but it's so great to finally meet you Bobby I was obviously a big fan of the show before I started dating Bobby so oh you were I didn't know that yeah yeah I think so yeah so do you know a lot about our like inner workings of our relationship I mean just a little bit but I really want to I don't want to seem like a threat or anything like that like I'm just really glad to meet you no like you know we've been broken up for two years I know I'm happy to see him like move on with someone really well I know I'm I'm loving every minute of it obviously like hey babe we got to get in the capure anything you want to say hey I'll be outside but we're like leaving in 2 minutes we already had six cigarettes you got a lot of the high high long is going to take aloha means hello and goodbye let's go Jimmy jimmmy seems like awful I got Jimmy's awful come on come on jimy Jimmy come yeah um no it's just you know I'm I'm I meant for her to talk I I there's a goddamn thing I have to say on Jimmy Jus Christ Hollow um I really uh I I want to get married Jesus there you go happy Jimmy oh have you guys talked about it does he know this uh I've brought it up but he doesn't really seem like he's into talking about it too much and how important is marriage for you very important and do you have a time frame in mind about a year and a half oh wa okay well I can say this from my own experience and I don't know if you want to hear this if this is helpful I mean it is helpful I know Jimmy's kind of rushing you which seems like a terrible character trait but go ahead you know he seems very demanding go ahead he might be on the little bit of the excited tonight it seems Bobby look at some good jokes man [ __ ] [ __ ] why is the door still open yeah yeah I think him and I did a lot of things wrong and I don't think he's going to make those same mistakes with you um I although I will say that after a decade of being with him and after talking about marriage and thinking he was going to propose he never did I don't think that's in his wheelhouse so I if if that's something that's really important for you I would almost take the lead and just have that direct conversation and pick a ring and just tell him to buy it and just sort of like handhold him through the experience or else he's never gonna organically do it force him force him into marage oh Bobby welcome back at yeah Jimmy are you okay you seem like a different person oh man they [ __ ] got crazy out there we should go I don't want to be around that guy man that's a [ __ ] up cat man all right man good show let's go man I how means goodbye forever well as time goes on he turns to more Hawaiian or tooo there's a I went to International School from all over the place no like Anthony so so that's the thing that's what I would tell you would say in the end if marriage is important you got to cuz do you think if you would have done that things would have ended differently I love how you still throwing sh I'm an actor man I don't even know myself I am this guy I think that he that's something that he wants it's just that he's such an add kid like he needs someone to just do that like Take the Lead if someone wants it that bad and I wanted it to happen organically I was being corny about it but no if you want it oh yeah this is this is I do want it I'm interested do you think if you would have been aggressive and got a ring you guys would have got married yeah because I think it was right before he left for Hawaii odd oddly enough he was packing his bags and he was like Hey on his way out he was like plan a wedding and I was like oh I don't think that's how this works it's a sweet proposal yeah yeah and so I was like oh I was like and so I reached out to a jeweler eventually so I was like oh maybe this is something that we could just do backwards because it's just not in his wheelhouse to like get down on one knee I don't think he he wants to do that so if the next girl just make that [ __ ] happen don't do what I did and just [ __ ] wish for something to happen make it happen yeah I don't know if the next I would say that you got to let her come to that realization that would be my Bobby thoughts there a lot going on there yeah I don't know man that's a lot it's a lot a lot I don't know you know I don't know you're probably right you know um yeah are you tired from the from no no what no we were out there doing a lot I no no um no I it's serious no it's uh yeah you kind of you question why I'm like that I am like that I that but and so it's like I'm I'm going in within myself and go looking at my character and why I behave in certain ways but to what you said before I do think a lot of like you said you have a unique position a unique life like it obviously a lots a different existence and one that you probably really enjoy which I understand why you would not want to [ __ ] that up yeah but I also um I don't know I mean I look at certain guys and I want to name names but we know some guys that are comics and actors who are forever Bachelors yeah you know I mean and I you know I talk to them as well and I don't think I'm that yeah I get that to is there a part of it though that's like appealing for you like were you like oh I think I could do that for a while I was I I was at somebody's house once a pretty big guy and forever single and he had sort of like a a get together with a bunch of guys watching a fight as we do yeah and I was I was leaving and I was the last guy out of the house and as I was walking up the driveway or whatever I looked back and there's a GI window into his living room and he was just sitting there just not even looking at the TV kind of slouched over right and I went a you know he's like the window's open dude I know exactly what you mean I can hear you yeah yeah and it was um and I thought to myself I don't know if I want that yeah you know I don't know you also want to like you know it's like anything it's like if it's a gamble you want to prolong the good part as long as possible but then also walk away when you're up and you kind of are like that is like it's very easy with standup to be like you can keep that party going but like you're G how old are you 44 right so you're getting up there well not with the moisturizer yeah I'm I mean and um I know you're seeing somebody right now but um you're kind of in this position that I'm in in a weird way right do you see yourself cuz I know Jake you you're married and have kids right but do you see yourself with kids and and finding that one I don't know about kids I the kids thing I don't does not appealed to me the idea of not being single and finding someone you love is appealing but it wasn't 5 years ago right you know 10 years ago it wasn't what was it 10 years ago just to be single forever to be to to be that guy but then you do see the other side of that you go oh yeah like when you're on the road and you're in these [ __ ] hotel rooms alone and you are really just like this is kind of weird it does get kind of [ __ ] weird and the older you get the weirder it gets and the more that when you feel support even if it's not from someone directly beside you it's really helpful to kind of keep yourself in an emotionally stable position yeah it's just back to what you and I want to ask both of you this okay um this is going to sound strange what I'm going to ask have you heard the last hour and a half I know we're in a good Zone anywhere doesn't sound strange it's so one sometimes when I'm at a comic Club I don't walk around and think about what I do for a living or who I supposedly am or whatever that means you know I feel pretty normal right but then sometimes like you know when I'm at a club especially because or a show that me and Andrew are doing and all our fans are like in one area right and you know it's what I'm going to ask you is this is that I don't feel like who people think that I should be like a star or you know what I mean yeah well you're a very you are a very normal do you what do you feel do Jake do you know that you're an actor and that you you're mean people know who you are and you have all these things or are you just Jake and just walking around in life I think they're two separate things so I I at home absolutely I I I'm not a big star in my house okay uh I've been with my wife since before I started acting wow it's a different thing I was with her when she was a bartender at cat in the fiddle and I worked at the Hollywood Park Casino as a third party player we've been together for you know so in our reality she was with me when I was doing commercials and grinding up right I had a big turn when new girl started where I was in we went back to Chicago for that first Thanksgiving after it started Aon we went to some Museum she's an artist I don't even remember the name because I was just so bored yeah and there was three teenage girls walking around and everywhere I would go they would go and I didn't realize yet that they had recognized me I might have been a little stoned but I just got really paranoid right and it was the beginning me realizing like oh my old world is gone if I go into a restaurant I'm not George Clooney the place isn't going to shut down but most people I'm are familiar with me so I'll get a lot of like the the waitress will just be a little bit warmer so I'm very aware that I can never go back I think that's that thing I think that's what I'm talking about that thing is now you cannot put it back in the box like it or not like it there are days when you're not in the mood you just want to go get someplace you're still the same person and that is a deal you made so that's the deal with the devil in my opinion but home is not that okay how about you well mine is different because mine is like if I'm at the club I feel that heightened version of it that's what I'm saying that's where you feel it the most yeah but but I no and you do you get like people will give you like their best you know you get like a lot of meaningful conversations happen in a Consolidated amount of time but no I think for the most part like that that connection to people through what you do is so vastly different from basically what Jake is saying like when you're home or the people who are in your direct World none of that really changes you know so to me yeah yeah go ahead well because I recently I went on a date with one girl and she kept saying well you're bobbly Lee so you don't you don't know what it's like you know I mean what I'm going through I'm like [ __ ] what are you talking about well and you've strug like you like you're saying you've grinded like I people forget how much you've grinded get where but it is different and I I will say this and I remember when I first moved out at one of my first buddies who was working was Mike Sarah oh and thank you but not a fan you're not a fan of the best aming so weirdest guy to not be a I just want to say I remembered uh when it was super bad era the way people treated him was very different than the way people treated me and I know I was like oh everywhere you go the light's a little brighter and I do realize now I am living in a little bit of that Galaxy right if I go to a place the waitress or just everyone's it's a little nicer but here's but here's why because I was on Mad TV for eight years a little bit of light light right right but then it dims yeah right it almost goes out right and I live through that as well so now that it's bright again I'm not in that light I cuz I know that that thing will just [ __ ] when you lose you realize it's not everything yeah it's not everything one of the cutest memories I have was when we went out on a first date and he insisted on um we went to one coffee shop and I don't think anyone recognized him there so he was like well let's try another coffee shop no wait wait wait wait stop stop stop you think I moved pot T oh you did absolutely let's not put this out there this is [ __ ] crazy we'll cut this there's another coffee being four miles away not even I why would I say oh I'm not getting recognized at this coffee bean Bobby honestly like it's I I think of it like in a very endearing warm well let's give it a try right now maybe it'll stay in but it might get cut off yeah yeah yeah yeah and then you kind of like you gave it away too cuz um we finally go into he spots a skate shop and he was like I think do that that works in there that knows Mad TV and so we go into skate shop and some kid comes over sure enough and he was like hey dude are you Bobby Lee leave me alone I don't I'm a regular person I'm a SK I I'm just a regular man so going back in terms of the advice you got you got to keep her away from your new lady and I said I don't have a dog in this fight I I think I think you got got to keep separ she's going to she's going to kill you m yeah she's going to kill she's a destroyer yeah and so he takes a picture and then what you said was really cute afterwards which you were like oh my God than like thank God I only get validated from this I'll never fall in love and I'll Never Love A Woman something like that I'm par that thats the dark pit for another 10 minutes it's not ending it's you outed yourself right after you were like I don't care I don't care is it sabotage is it possible that wasn't ending like a shitthead you probably changed since then Bobby leave no [ __ ] you g on [ __ ] you cut that out or we're done I will shut this [ __ ] Bobby leave it no no we're not leaving it Bobby leave yeah give me a real endear that Wasing godam another thing he did okay go so signed an autograph to himself is that enduring yeah yeah he wanted to kind of come off as this very eccentric artist oh my God bad St a bad go ahead so what he would do is we would be driving and he would like he would like pretend like he had ticks and would like talk to himself and he and I know I now I know like this wasn't normal for him at all cuz he doesn't as soon as you know like over the years I was like I've never seen those ticks or weird and then he just wanted to I think he like romanticize the idea of being this like just really weird artist he wanted you to fall in love with him yeah which it I fell for I was like oh this guyy is so I promise you it worked it worked ticks work all the time now what is something that what was really endearing about her when you first started um she gave two endearing things what' you say I I'll tell I'll tell no I want to tell you the most endearing thing that first coffee shop okay cuz I had been on dates before but I would hope so maybe it was his first one he didn't know I would say they've been together about 10 years he said 52 I mean I'm I'm no Einstein but I can do some m in fact the Jake that came into this room it's changed really you're more confident and you're more like I'm invested like we're call that's what it is now I really like you know go back go back to the old okay it's new version this is Mo from I'm going to be calling into your show every week relationship problems but so you started da so so with the first dat so um you sat we were on this couch mhm you sat super close to me that's nice and you did you looked at me like you weren't distracted by whatever was going on you were really engaged and what I was saying and who I was and all that stuff and I had never really met somebody like that you know I mean there was it was like pure interest I was interested yeah yeah it was yeah so let's not talk about the past about this and I think I took out a little ey booger yeah yeah you okay so that's kind of the nice that's the nice antice so where people where did people check out your podcast here to help anywhere you can get b there it is look yeah there is yeah uh I go to coffee shops I'm trying to get the profile up a little bit so I'll be there and then uh yeah you can listen to where but it's been a lot of fun call and advice show and as you can see it's great we're okay at it and and you guys are um you guys seem like a great Duo get along we've been friends for a long time oh really we've been friends we started with we were doing improv together when we both kind of came up at around the same time we were friends with a lot of the same people then he got really in he does the dollup and got really into podcast and has been talking about him for a while and saying we should do one together yeah well just cuz as you can see I was like you will Mur he's so good at it he was like Mur so good at it you I mean you guys are this is I know we know look at the numbers but anyway but I honestly um I'm just excited for you guys and today I I'll be honest with was the most fun I've had in a very long time I think no I've had fun in all of them and I appreciate all the guest that's come through but um this I listen to two episodes of you guys' podcast one you answered a question um about how you helped a woman gain more nerd clout yes the pilot which I thought was super cute the second one was about a man named Santos who a kid so you started at the beginning what we I recommend anybody who's listening who starts started the most recent okay so why cuz we were just figuring it out and the show what I love about podcast without Executives and without a network is it can keep changing and growing and you can kind of figure out what it is so I feel like the early shows were a lot of fun but we didn't we're just starting to find what the thing is so those calls I really like the callers were really great but I am starting to feel and Garf and I will talk about we're like oh now we're finding what the [ __ ] show is and what's fun is you're like oh these podcasts can keep changing and evolving and growing and becoming something all new organically I know that things that work throw out the stuff does try new stuff we would have guests on it first and we thought at the beginning we don't want to do interviews I was like I don't want to do 30 minutes of how' you become an actor I like there's enough of those I don't want to do them and then we would while people were there you're like oh fun you're here with us we want to ask you but we were doing them during the calls yeah yeah then we realized so the caller be like anyway so I the car I crashed the car and I can't tell him so again so you were on the office and then so we started then doing like oh we're going to interview at the end but that was only like two episodes ago yeah and once you change something we're both like oh that felt better so there could be a world where maybe I could do it we would we've invited both you guys no you haven't yes we have they really yes I don't know who you called not me whoever was emailing with us yeah I texted you about it once let me look no don't it will be there I don't think it'll be there 100% it won't be there it will be there yeah we'd love to be on I have so much more G this relationship there it is G reyn this was yeah yeah he goes good to see you last night man with oh yeah oh yeah anyway anyway um great gig yeah great gig umal and Bobby's assistant I'll be your assistant can you get me some coffee no I'm working no go there you probably want to get recognized all right anyway guys what a pleasure pleas pleasure I would love to do it and um call Melanie and um if we can get in touch with yeah and I um honestly that was so much fun oh dude I laugh so hard give them a round of applause guys thank you for having us [Music] [Music] B

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Published: Thu May 23 2024