The History of Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil

and this is everybody's like talking on a woollen bergen is like I made this sick ass virus guy he's going Emily looks like yo [ __ ] no one looks at anyone and puts their arms out for way too long at least [ __ ] the game you didn't believe existed it still doesn't hey Leon things are going great over here are you crazy the streets are still crawling with zombies Claire Claire wait wait Oh anyone ever listen to me I don't even stupid if you're wondering why I'm talking to myself it's just Matt just [ __ ] off for no reason he doesn't care about you he thinks you're all stupid that's okay Oh what are these [ __ ] ass spiders I can't even they're not even worth shooting it's so depressing going to this [ __ ] I don't know what is this alright awesome now what I'm gonna do here once you probably [ __ ] remember I'm gonna save my goddamn game so I just don't [ __ ] up my room glad to have you back idiot so great that you came back sorry I nodded off watching him play oh shut up this destiny is totally unscalable I tried to escape it but the Destiny was like nah son oh that's the last escape yeah it's been a while eh this next room I remember like looking at a Tips & Tricks guide for days trying to figure out the optimum path to thread through these [ __ ] [ __ ] and here it is here's the Oh gay brother why you're dead now so awesome oh I'm blacking dead as [ __ ] this guy looks like his concept art he looks very suspiciously like Will Smith looks like young Will Smith right there kind of like bad boys one like look at look at the bottom left of his chest right look look how its scurrying out of his body just tearing asunder Ayers hair is like popping in and out of reality every two seconds that's how women's hair is okay here tell me what is that on the screen go play saw what is that on scream what's that window there it looks like the lab also look at the test logo it's totally a zombie face oh look at our test it's a zombie program get rid of that baby knife that knife was terrible that's what I saying here it's really bad um I don't know why to get that file oh man you remember item boxes or how sick that [ __ ] was it was like uh you you probably have some like you know item box technology you've been hoarding for the last year or so food item box technology would revolutionize the future of everything Raccoon City Police Department has to have like 35 statues think of the layout of this hallway this is a big long-ass hallway with a weird moving statue thing with Jules with jewels in it like this this stupid concept I'd have decade' this stupid concept made a lot more sense in re 1 when it was like roll of some millionaires eccentric mansion and then they try and play it off and this is like oh the police chief is weird next centric - were they here remodels the place with all of his bribe money all the time it's really stupid Chris Tyree I'm out of town your search for me is worthless okay not here Claire I'm sorry here's the unicorn medal though we're oh [Applause] it's like yeah you just missed her I mean I didn't try and get her or anything she's like a little girl I just do she was a zombie girl look it's done now you got the Necronomicon where it starts getting really weird because you get the surface tone you're like pick up that file no it's the secretary file talking about how she's afraid that her boss will murder her that was electricity those little sperms every why I don't need them you're really damaged no not I'm still fine also I just realized that I'm really bizarre like status in any game by like you're fine it's fine it's mom you shrimp that [ __ ] up just shrug it up sure where are those party hats oh this yeah party it's for Leon's party it's a party for ya because this is greener oh my god I did it again I did it again oh wait no I didn't it's hard man all these items in my brains whatever the crank then I put the crank in the keyhole then take the detonator and use the wire and use the wire to like wrap it around the detonator and then this wonderful play why they changed a lot of it why are you all such a bunch of jerks I don't know why the liquor has like a really faint Italian accent no no cuz he looks like he's made out of pizza you walk into this guy's office and he's just like it doesn't seem to have a lot of space at all but it's got like 60 animals like crammed in one corner I do think that taxidermy used to be my hobby think that even even though you can't see your face you could just tell with that head snap right clothes liner oh my god on the water well who loves downto professionalism oh hey hey hey Joe you look my favorite part about there is evil video was when Pat [ __ ] up and forgot the lighter and had to talk about this in some kind of meta way for like five minutes that was my favorite part you made it this one not bad girl rocket love your nail alternator her he's my town and he's not trying to postal and he's not even pointing in it so you just shoot it off right now and it would blow speed off look at my jagged ass arms and polygons he's flipping out over the place we can't handle being part of this character makes me think his arms fly away oh no I don't feel so fresh anymore she's looking up but she's like oh god I left the oven on oh Jesus Leon expensive light pink the pipe is right okay good yeah let's go I like how shares just being doused in that acid water for a second that what a [ __ ] killer I don't care this bunch of syringes some very soft gentle syringes we'd already rolled on the paper almost for you where is Claire's foot what is it boy what is that oh [ __ ] turned her ankle when she was Jim Stark Thank You Claire uh-huh alright yeah you need somebody just call just somebody who [ __ ] cares on that phone restock my herbs carry on me you might need it that cross goes by really really are you [ __ ] serious cruising liquors almost desire it's almost as if you should've brought some herbs with you oh right no here it is there it is awesome I just [ __ ] done the first time at RIT to pin forever thanks to me and we're back I was nothing happened ever because everything is fine it's fine it says right there totally fine so this is the part re - or you have to be do the absolutely zissis I've killed all the enemies in the game and so that means it's time to talk well that is your final boss still dying these he's still dying let's let's take a moment we moment so let's take a moment to look at what a pathetic sack of [ __ ] he is your wife hates you in what this elevator make stuff you're going upside down backward and what an ugly kid total butterface here it comes the best line ever yeah it worked oh you just seeing fist pumping off-screen was he does that yeah I'm the best oh my god oh you saw this this is not boding well for this [ __ ] playthrough yeah totally is oh my god that's going solo Oh Leon's legs got a lot of bites already it's just some like me oh ok yes Anthony is terrible it's really everything and I think it's the worst one yeah it's like these guys are guarding this thing zombies are like it's where all the food's adds a really important place right before we turned we ordered a bunch of pizzas or whole pizzas God's not gonna know it's us all right my hand on the hip like I don't even care I'm gonna kill you some bees like I don't know hey let me arrest you oh girl girl oh she got into that little kid hole and she looked like a little booty sample for me almost out of hand gonna have oh that's new that's the gun way too far yeah she too picked up those files so here's my problem right this is a big long hallway with the dog kennel on the other end so why did ADA run all the way into the dog kennel hide there for five minutes and then come back out here as soon as I found that I have no answers for these questions the re too low too deep no one could possibly I'll never be able to parse it to realize all right hey here's your favorite enemy type again yeah spiders they can't do nothing to you just hug the wall good job guard so fast and look at this dumbass spider this one [Laughter] just roaring down that hallway just look forward you go yo check this out yeah it's a robot again no more important in that robot let's see what happens when that golden cogwheel drops and I take one step right oh [ __ ] I'm doing a press conference here [ __ ] so there's where I was like [ __ ] that Leon [ __ ] that Leon again and I'm like dude why it's the best Blair Blair wait wait I don't even goddamn it that's the stupidest [ __ ] garbage dude she says just follow us later for you where where the [ __ ] are you doesn't he any sense if you're wondering why I'm talking to myself it's just Matt just [ __ ] off for no reason glad to have you back idiot so great that you came back sorry I nodded off watching you play oh shut up one sinner who four five seven thank you let's go pipe yeah Oh glad I shook off that gunshot oh I'm such a boss I'm alright look at his stats look at the status yeah I'm fine totally okay gunshots are for [ __ ] this is big gaping hole above my heart whine I'm just gonna sand stand in this waist-deep sewage with my gaping bullet wound boozing all over the place eh nuh-uh fine I'll be right back again so as soon as he walks out this [ __ ] door she gets up and starts fixing the tram I know she's fixing it right now you hear all these tools going off like power drills and sparks in the windows how much fun I got that file needs oh god I'm getting so sick of this hearing you say those words super sick yeah so who turn that a little bit of power dickbag probably eggs certainly you probably would've found out you looked at the file I really did the first time all the eyeballs in the world can't save me oh whoa yeah just wipe my mouth clean there yeah [Music] now burgers all the cost shouldn't design yourself the stroke shit's so good why am I the best scientist ever so yeah finally over yeah I guess we totally did it we shared a lot of memories sherry you look like [ __ ] dog [ __ ] no wonder your parents don't look [Laughter] yeah sherry hey it's up to us to take out umbrella [Music] oh wow that was really dumb I can't believe I forgot about that off to a rollicking good start okay I've beaten the GameCube version seven times and the Wii version twice and I never finished any of the other ones fair enough so if I [ __ ] up I should go really shame good old attache case so wait what we never keep started that game we never kick-started that game everybody make sure to combine your herbs like this I said minute you get a little bit extra health and it's good oh my god this is so hard oh my god everybody yeah that's really dumb I totally shot that you're nothing like them no no you this is gonna sound so weird cuz you're speaking the lines before they say them a Sega bass-fishing [ __ ] suspicious to say so you go to the merchant you're like ah here's a dead fish measly yeah I can get behind I can do something with this yeah get some stuff done you know what I'm talking about yeah oh geez fry this up with plague tomorrow they say about fish with big mouths he's here to catch them a little Pat's room cuz Leon can't these bad habits in this guy Oh No what are you guys God is it nothing Oh a it takes you a while to walk oh it's almost like do I have all this distance Louis and you can't do that your chainsaw doesn't have a scope you [ __ ] turd Oh what is shoot Oh No ah music let's just get a good good yeah shot of this music very nice it's not as common as the Reg you know and it's it's a little [ __ ] interior to be eerie but it's still very clear yes yeah it's a Z and M and uh and a v ZM v ZM v so hold on it's 3m it's it's the top one and the two bottom right ones right so when I do this and I wanna do this and then oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Laughter] Hey and then one two three yeah that is Syria like outside I am so bad at [ __ ] puzzles like that and then like just do it like that and then I'm done it's completely done yeah it's bad though red was wrong like I said now shut up though you aren't that really actually is ridiculous everything about acts like she's 14 equipped with the assets of a 25 year Oh God ah that's such an apt description of that holy [ __ ] I don't have it a [ __ ] room in my thing hey I dog fix your flash grenades to make a flash bazooka I can do this I can do this is really bothering me this is really really really bothering wait put more herbs together no it's like in my ideal scenario like like I have it what's this stuff together that's close together yeah yeah so I'm doing incredibly poorly everyone who is watching is just like Pat you know people are clicking off yeah I bet they are watch out you're right next door damn it Ashley you let her in there though sky yep [ __ ] me no no but she should be dead for those that don't know the sequences so good and famous that Capcom and other people have tried to rip it off then you go oh this is that cabin moment it's never as good as this one not really oh now we got a problem and probably some problems problems are having big problems oh [ __ ] would be in the old round was going fast maybe it's the 60 frames yeah Oh get down stop it I'm cool you're not cool you guys are not cool you're villagers look at my Titanic hair time to switch stop it [ __ ] [ __ ] whoa time to use the plasma what are we doing I'm freaking out that's what yeah how we showed them we showed him what for oh my god that's tense god dammit I'm gonna screw this up so bad but if you do it it'll be super high yeah if I do it'll be super I think I've told you before there's a high likelihood girls are watching god girls might be watching so here's a great sequence yeah get this on and first of all you soo min and blow this dude the [ __ ] away oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh really oh wait I completely [ __ ] the sequencer uh-huh why don't you update it I did upgrade it what the red nine what did you upgrade everything about it well this is that suck yeah [ __ ] you no no no not great I didn't hit the button fast cuz you're busy shooting so what is our new pro tip today Matt don't do what you just did alright yeah yeah weird Castle we're doing it I forgot Wow yeah we won up the the the [ __ ] drawbridge yeah we did it almost feels like we're suddenly here I know lolled cos we took a break oh that's true oh that's great load me oh I'm so stupid oh god just cancel this playthrough you know what's even stupider Wow I'm an idiot today because he's also selling the Lord it's way too hard oh that looks great just around this corner [ __ ] god dammit do it yeah I know Ashley I know there's a crank those just give me two seconds oh my god she's working it though she knows what's up look oh my god [ __ ] you [ __ ] feeling a lot stronger and better this time hey got one try one try our factory yeah this is the dumbest way ever to move oh you had some I got oh my god I have to run away cuz reason no I'm gonna [ __ ] myself against this obvious trapped wall hop and squeeze my butt up against it do it check this [ __ ] out Leon Oh No why did my ants go ball in my back for no reason turn me into a monster mash I love that graveyard smash yeah now the butterfly lamp is totally a thing when you check these these these blue eyes into what that you're putting into the bangle I'm drunk I told you shouldn't drank all that drink beers all this parts awesome this parts so [ __ ] great let's worship this if I do it correctly I completely [ __ ] it up this is why I closed my mind really badly Aida like long time no see that's what it takes yeah Aida it's like these tiny ass designer sunglasses you I'd imagine just the red dresses enough glasses [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] god you're going nuts all of a sudden yeah you know why you know why you're like oh I know why yeah cuz you might get a think yeah my kind of thing attache case HT go please yeah start that take the [ __ ] out of this she couldn't actually do this no work it girl work it oh yeah this is the new fetish American schoolgirls doing menial pranks yeah somebody has told me a pro tip which will hopefully solve the puzzle for me holy [ __ ] what an amazingly hard puzzle wow I feel like an idiot when it comes down like this oh god what you do is to run back way farther than you need to yeah and then you shoot it from here oh wow what an amazing tip they knew I love how they're in complete silence just like this really justifies Ashley and Leon having any feelings towards each other lady don't though well she clearly doesn't have feelings for him maybe she wants a dick well that's feelings I want it's a feel of dead you have the feel of day well you guys did a really good job the real help job there buddy right Zeus the helmets and the shields yeah good job you just hang out the long end of a long hallway when you we've already established that the guy you're fighting uses a wide variety of firearms it's wrong god I better be good yeah okay yeah it's like I was like I think there's a thing here it's just enough that you're like Oh Oh God come on why did you heal when you open up the menu can't don't press anything don't press anything no present okay I chose not to press anything look you have a [ __ ] grenade that's upside down how did that happen Oh hold on let me fix it there we go there we go what a mature response to comment yeah I think there's a guy in red it's like for [ __ ] sake Pat your attentions you're at their case and my response to that is you can't make me leave the way you came in through remember kids always leave the way you came in see now I'm in here and you might be wondering what can't do that because when you go back in this guy's treasure should be here no one's ever happy with anything oh I love like the really really good depth filled compilations of all the deaths that consider like this a death worth looking at he just gets a little mushed in it like that God look you died in a non-high parade you just let the guy kill you with the accident cool shut up you put you guys together yeah already number two yeah that's how you hey you guys look you got jars [Laughter] I've turned into my father but the the two green herbs underneath the striker oh yes you know what we're gonna put you here are 0 the the only re game that's a mainline that I refuse to ever LP under any reason please stay tuned to next year when were forced to LP it as we are because we are up we are doing all the video games that we said we'd never do man see no but seriously [ __ ] are we zero are you eating granola pores no it's it's carrots and celery give me a carrot okay I'm sure this'll sound great for the audio make sure to eat it loud know what great idea you have no bringing [ __ ] carrots just [ __ ] they were supposed to be professionals man alright hold on just a second I want to get a good feel for this music because to me this music is re for a very so much sour it's just just did that didn't fly eat and that little it's not so good I love it what a [ __ ] mouth that's that's look at it like really take a look this is going great oh yeah keep going throw weapon on the left on the right rather yeah so I can do it yeah that's real dedication good to go I get to get that out of there get this out of here yeah this is come on come on come on yeah perfect all right let's lock she's locked put a car key in it maybe I should get done smells like garbage from there he literally smells like garbage waste disposal plant just pull a little speed Ashley oh jeez and I buy the dumpsters we gonna kick you [ __ ] you Barry oh no oh oh this is gonna be tough it's gonna be a problem the part we do no no we got we do I looked at at a point yeah hey Ashley did you see did you [ __ ] see that I think girls are starting to watch I think they might be starting to come on I'm gonna die you're gonna you might want to kill yourself like baby you'd want to heal yourself I've decided I will form a truce Oh with the with the attache case people when did you decide this after I died never really [ __ ] it up before you know what nah I don't I'm tired oh wow that cleared that [ __ ] out Duff - [ __ ] this up [ __ ] your your desolate now alright well I'm gonna give up on my OCD I'm just I'm not gonna fight it anymore I'm not giving up no I've been fighting my OCD this entire game and today I've decided I'll have the thermal bucket who gives a [ __ ] who's gonna stop me no one I think people could is everyone happy now it still looks like crap actually games crash thank you classic camera sorry one two and for do this not agree it's a zero as well in three they do it but it's not a rocket launcher it's a linear launcher zero they do it super much but it's just with one single mag no bullets no senses the Sun sunlight waverace oh I'm just a man I better not [ __ ] this up there was like a super cool unlockable weekend ride a dolphin oh man I'd be so cool mission accomplished to get you home safe and then it's like well yeah I don't think getting or home is gonna be as as tough wait wait what do you say [Music] sorry slay hey do you want to come over to my apartment and and [ __ ] me and he's like I turn to babe let's save this [ __ ] game and save this save it oh and I'm lucky 13 Oh wonderful new round yeah new row so what are we doing I don't know [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] whoa slow down did you hear that yeah was some brutal [ __ ] happening are we in Willie's apartment the flames this thing spits out a no joke even if I tried several of the experiments oh my god it's like that what look at that last line of the last paragraph what this is the fire spouting thing it said dakotas about it Wow you're right just turns on the fight the dumb thing oh my god well I think we're doing cuz our game past that no they ain't wait we can go check through okay oh no people are still coming people are still coming I'm being bitten by a fire guy sorry that was so your fault fellas that was one of the most your fault moments ever well it's synchronized dancing we could do it right again all right hey on three two one right gonna do it Oh why I thought the game was blood bugging out like super crazy move that box oh geez you're [ __ ] ripped okay I can't even do that No Barry's like ha I wish you were my old partner you know don't screw up I can't you know think of it that that [ __ ] tone on screw up again and so everything I've known about this game is it takes place in a prison and that's the first episode three live in a very yeah Oh Pedro come down here you use your drill to the ball sooner than you want what do you think of it Mary Chris was our old partner you know look at this wow it's really powerful all right let's see what's happening in here yeah I've been fighting here you guys well that was easy holy [ __ ] a little too easy that was way too easy this was hard a little too hard what it's a little I don't like it when it's this hard I like it to be a little floppy err yeah yeah this is too hard here's our cabin same ones it's basically the law of you have to do this oh nice one deck Joe thanks Pedro it's a pretty good AI buddy give me AI buddy a shotgun like what a so Pedro is gonna be topes hosted a restaurant in the West Island topaz great pizza my brain instantly autocompletes attitude that's a strip color right you know it's no gemstone Mediterranean no sapphire is the the stripper named sapphire 500 feet that's a [ __ ] good one yes fr all right yeah a strip I made it back to just like you're just telling your kids to like become strippers if you name them after gemstones we're way on the left [ __ ] shoot it that's that's a goofy ID [ __ ] that is goofy as [ __ ] oh this is where he ran through he's got a puke attack that bull ride show [ __ ] I can't I every status ailment in the game you know I'm just gonna let myself [ __ ] okay why Barry this is gonna say full yeah it is yeah so I actually found a lot more than I thought I was finding Gaza excellently accidently said some fabulet it sentence you got to stop this aura robos over robos or robos - left left left oh my god if I didn't think that was gonna be an insta-kill oh oh that's awesome that's the coolest kill ever and watch right again no let's quit let go oh come on sorry I get it okay yeah you've convinced me sir I really don't think we should go any further right okay how do you want to do this should I just do it since I have anything cuz the flashlights right in front of me or should I be doing it for you you should do it okay I don't remember how to get back on this in the middle it's in the middle absolute very well last night so nightmares about I don't know I just slept like [ __ ] there's one of those days there's like it's 6:30 a.m. and it's like I'm not trying to stay you know feeling guilty about I'm just slaughterhouse key this is what we need oh okay hit it hit the [ __ ] button forward did you find I'm gonna get us up here we got to you actually can you load up these yeah yeah I'm gonna hit X I'm like I can't hit anything only I can do it because I'm super strong [Laughter] be super nice of you yeah you do have kind of ready if Reddy's more like Claire read hell yeah no I'm sorry son gonna be a long day a lot of videos Circuit Court today and that's the quality you know you can expand out totally again Haley no no no the progression was behind us really wow that looks like the most progressives should have ever seen well I'm gonna keep scoring this oh yeah if you want you look at this really can we go the factor yeah it goes all the way the back dams with all these graves it's the flames should what do you think of it really power walk crying no I'm Claire's crush what a dork you're crying over a boy yeah a boy that truths even cry over Steve like I walking in he totally did but it did no I like to rock oh no you you said on video several times oh it's not great it's super flawed but I like it okay none of the same we're trying to keep the plane where she left you point at it but not me and Laura I can't now because you need to go a bit more like a bit more to the left yeah right there I'm back out you're sitting back up Oh same I swear [ __ ] this I'm going back I saw something my inventory is [ __ ] all you [ __ ] you're completely wrong damn it yeah oh my god oh my god I never feel that hello girl you're [ __ ] super-strong haha are you sure you're not my daughter what do you think of it she's really powerful especially against boxes especially against living box this fried I did it drop that [ __ ] did it drop it there's a box down there I'm gonna go for it don't go I bet it's super good but it's God can you Seidel slower girls cycling is hard it's really nice inside a little loyal way nice nice that was good stuff that's good stuff man yeah no no it's too far no you won't be able to climb back up no not up we'll never get that box oh you dick you're gonna be the majority of this a prior to Mendez [ __ ] send me somewhere sending you somewhere girl yeah this is how you do it Oh waiting this in here oh [ __ ] I just - shotgun ammo what's over there yeah did you use your rifle what is that I have something that's zoom in he has a shotgun that's a shotgun brings you back see look there's girders and browbeat and rabbit move to the right before no but now I can't because there's no platform how the [ __ ] we supposed to get me you need to backtrack Matt you need to backtrack no I can only go this far ham this is a tough puzzle you stay out there there's even little footprints on that side yeah oh can I go no well let me go okay all right now stay there can you climb down here I can yeah climb down please get down down tell you down woman holy [ __ ] what is with the L of the [ __ ] ladders today yeah and then oh you're right here yes [ __ ] it I'm just giving up give it up I'm just giving the lock up I don't even care you have the Magnum I can't figure out how to get back down now I don't know my imagination your body oh no I look he's no less this is murder and I've been staggered how do we do this I thought I thought I was overreacting about the dead body but it turns out these always decided to ask her if we could have a meeting [Laughter] [Music] it's pretty good this is this is like our anyone musical a second ago we heard all look at this door yeah there's still like other emblem doors we could go yeah yeah well I know we gotta get that one cuz he's got the rare parts oh [ __ ] yeah of course yeah whatever rare parts they might be what do you think of these rare parts yeah fine we've been making these jokes the whole playthrough and the meat end here and they're like hey hey old Resident Evil fans we love your dick we like it and around our faces please come back dad oh I'm getting all the good feelings and there's need he's had it the whole thing yeah this is so much oh yeah you're in a cave so I can't see anything this is so much more useless unless I had a first sight that's like that oh man cools down so cool he is I'm super disappointed that he had that big Magnum moment and then you know just start with a magnum with infinite ammo I want Barry just to disintegrate and his soul goes to heaven what that's a lot of nuts oh wow why didn't you guys come up earlier cuz they didn't know where they were but Barry went there took them six months but Barry went there he must have told so he'll [ __ ] technology she took a boat no no he did he [ __ ] dead it was a stealth boat no it's all lean oh [ __ ] me right away oh wow oh this is the worst oh you dumb ass notice they don't fancy up their logo in this game oh no there's no time [Music] this is my last chance for survival I last escape so right away folks to those of you who watched the REE to play through or even re for this is not going to be like that Sal Adele - I am NOT an expert in this game also this door is locked alright first oh this is their their versatile Sabre music which is considerably more sinister yeah and then the other ones and I guess it's implied that's like this place is safe but I'm super sorry you're gonna get [ __ ] if you stay here my turn left a guy's gonna come up you can hear him shuffling yeah so let's uh what is the [ __ ] map it's so we're l2 it's a long they changed this [ __ ] around whoo alright I've dodged this [ __ ] lucky me George this [ __ ] [ __ ] me no you answer from the other side this happens do it I'm sorry it's when they stop talking wait what wait was that there's more no there's some oh I never picked up the lighter oh [ __ ] you've combined it and just walk oh wow hmm we're gonna be a fun place desi whoa whoa spicy dye see I see I see this is what I call a spicy playthrough we are now at the point in which we have to think long and hard about what kind of operates or actually want to use hmm or you can just for go all this stupid item box [ __ ] and then just play re0 the best oh yeah it's the RPD love this so what do i do do I run or do I bite me guess you fight I'm gonna give it a go I just saved the game fight with the Monstar next you don't know this if you run in the police station you miss what's on Brad's body if you oh [ __ ] me right away I'm going well I'm dead you didn't dodge that [ __ ] every time oh no are you out you gotta reload reload reload I can do this now you're dead all right I got one more in me I think so I think you could do it I was read caution I [ __ ] it up oh nice hey drops of soda cans so let's use that stars card shall we on this show baffling why would he say so I still don't know what that is in the bottom window right it's Carlos and it's because I'm just on the edge of when it wasn't cool to be super racist is that racist he's just like it's a little stereotypical for sure it'd be racist if he was constantly trying to [ __ ] Claire no it'd be racist Joel whoa but beer it be racist if he Wisconsin like Oh agent Louise you've gone for taco is there like something like that you know or if it was super fast our mission is to rescue the civilians how kind of you considering umbrella caused all this in the first place those liars whoa what are you talking about just mercenaries hired a pair of super on the level they gave me all the tacos I wanted no no he is Russian traditional asset division could bleed out your anus if we don't cooperate we won't be walking away from this mission I don't care no teamwork is stupid teamworks [ __ ] oh wait what oh it's great no I swear I wants it yeah we actually know how to do it oh no I have no idea do I've it [ __ ] nothing yeah I keep getting into that part fine how will you be [ __ ] press the buttons it's fine it's so hard yeah so where are you this time you're there that tower right well that's the hallway that has some problems oh my shoulder I need that firm for four things add that photoshoot boy what's up man yeah you guys are actually very non-threatening I don't see any witness dumb no Isabel you're not dead you're dead I'm [ __ ] dead um those guys are threatening oh you see that guy you're getting up in a big Johnny oh my god Oh God well there goes no you're fine beard oh my god come on be here that's not fair oh I bet you still fine [ __ ] I did Jill I got a fire hose or what accent is this Jill I am the fire hose for you there it is Carlos Carlos I thought the nemah side so that lady is dead I can't it's a card yeah all right awesome I'm a badass genius [ __ ] you I'm wearing boots and one big [ __ ] [ __ ] you boots what yeah there's there's [ __ ] boots and then there's [ __ ] you boots [ __ ] you that's good be doing worse oh I [ __ ] up dead oh wow please don't be dead things like give me some tacos won't be joining you cuz he's dead hombre I don't get it why did he go with the cable car did he escape let's go let's just give up abandon ship I don't even give a she is luckily I got this [ __ ] Oh No you can avoid it every time oh no oh you're dead you avoiding alright so we're back and I did even worse than before against grave digger so pass or fail this attempts going in yeah it was tough we hadn't figured out a solution to defeat nemesis here is it to run away I think I think if I just spin turn and immediately run away I can be a huge coward that's fine because because that's how we do giving up no I mean yes I can't give up now my dick so hard my dick is so hard and my brother holes so spicy oh oh forgot about you [ __ ] they're cute I don't actually like Petra and she loves I think it's like that's a little too much yes a little much what does look super cuddly like if there's a big plushy like a bag I'd hang out on it mm-hmm I make love on it okay oh my god new this is the Dodge escape oh my god these your psychotic abilities it so loud telepathy [ __ ] of this lovely come out of the item box that's correct [ __ ] I [ __ ] up I'm bad at music thanks plane he'd have this works I think it doesn't matter you have to make it sound good that's what it is that's correct that's bad why do you make the Clocktower like this put the crystal ball in here don't do it No [ __ ] do I have no other information here Oh God Liam was yelling at us and he Liam own sense when someone's [ __ ] up in a video and you know this [ __ ] and he loves it simultaneously oh yeah always try new things when mama told me like I'm eating a Peter Pan there you go see these are hunter banners there they're the same hunters from later on us are earlier in our a1 basically but they've been it more experimented on and they're like not as good the difference between these hunter betas from Capcom is these actually work all weekend oh why can't we solve the zombie problem oh because it's a [ __ ] evil super [ __ ] man who made this probably not umbrella oh yeah well a scientist can you help us out with those probably Haiti that like I know what this is definitely not t-virus wait what did you say about the t-virus I said I could really go for some tea papyrus [ __ ] out nothing sick I [ __ ] that up I [ __ ] that dramatic moment off the dramatic moments brought to you by [ __ ] nothing whoa whoa I have to dodge right now or I'm gonna die you didn't though you died I told you like this is such a like a Canadian thing that's like oh why whoa okay holy [ __ ] what constitutes this I have no idea what the [ __ ] this puzzle wants for me it wants it clearly wants this thing to be placed into one of these corners well that's definitely wrong yeah cuz you received a punishment wait I just did I just get a key and then the key disappeared what key wait hyung are you high dickering key I didn't see that then again I wasn't paying super attention it's going on I'm going I feel like I'm going super is there like [ __ ] insanity effects on this game of yeah maybe there are Matt oh [ __ ] well just leave now this is not good month I only have two left though yeah no it's not it's not at all wow my officers here are super limited they are limited let's see yeah well you ever do over go watch this shocked me in the fourth one Oh God then then then today's watch that happen today sessions oh I'm already oh really sweaty yeah yeah that's so stupid oh no oh god oh god this is the worst oh I'm sure glad take your choice he says yeah I immediately just realized something my entire knowledge of this entire game stops right here like oh oh I don't even care oh how can I do this it shows right on to the right if you back out to show the actual thing that supposed to do yeah it's to open it up give me that chain wax [ __ ] I did the exact same thing twice in a row cool I don't know how to do this how the [ __ ] do I do this just move the bottom black on top of the white I feel really [ __ ] stupid right now okay this is some [ __ ] tormenting [ __ ] okay no yeah add move the whites down the other wipe down I'm out of by madam oh you're Adam I wasn't even aware that there was moves all your [ __ ] okay that's good I feel it feel the cause oh you have one more move is this money way is this possible even what about this one is this solvent no of course not no no nothing happened Wow now the blacks are working with the whites together and it's glorious and water shooting out all over everyone's happy I just started throwing up look at Sonic dying right there now die Sonic did it I'm so smart that was all me there is a consistent weirdness with all the female characters and most of their scenes in these games and because of the weapon layout and the nature of them confronting villains almost always have a grenade launcher in their hands yes they talk to someone who has a pistol and then that person will invariably threaten them and then run away and they'll go uh there's a gimmick to this fight that I can't remember that's not good just shoot it till it's dead that's the gimmick nice fine you died with honor no I didn't oh so I completely missed the entire gimmick with the lamppost I guess so he tried to shoot this with the shotgun and I was unable to do so while now it's just inking up everything and it's fine now oh you did it don't look a gift penis in the mouth directly into the city as soon as day breaks well so how did you get here destroy everything yeah cuz it's a new killer to pronounce new community I heard it straight from a supervisor I heard straight from the spicy butthole walkie-talkie me I love magnum p.i magnum p.i is the [ __ ] ya know I didn't want to pick that up [ __ ] I [ __ ] up again Oh while picking up everything off the floor I need to make it up off the floor alright photo Oh embarrassing Oh again he's gonna swipe at your butt swipe it oh my god oh holy [ __ ] now you came out of that completely cool that was rough man a little rough of all the puzzles I have ever been stumped with ever in a survival horror game this one [ __ ] me up at the worst okay so there's no contradictions check and see if we have a problem we're closer than we were before yeah but there's so problem let's check it it was way closer before before I did this that has to be there why okay that has to be there that has to be there okay what about this is this good no is this good no that's still no but it's all right no I think that was okay you think this is okay I don't think it is good look that's wrong that's you know that's a huge block of [ __ ] it's missing some entirely yeah I tried is that okay hey no I need three there that's hard I know right why can't it be easy [ __ ] this puzzles so [ __ ] much people hate it I [ __ ] hate it it's fine now again due to my super smartness they have her severe ins and not by any outside help my up photos and the internet it's well known I have discovered the perfect solution to this variant of the puzzle of which there are four variants just to [ __ ] me up as a child it's close Astor looking door time slot where plastic card key can fit thank you that's crazy I don't know how to open the store wall [ __ ] me if only you had some type of grenade launcher are you serious I don't remember how to [ __ ] open the store what everyone's looking at your balls on the stream you have to turn into a super-special all you need to heat the key I have to actually you actually like being pretty sick for real serious yeah you can't my pothole this is so spicy yeah all right you know that's Carlos Carlos bend over well when they run their bubbles together as is the friction creates the friction and the spice transfers over it's the science there it's faulting it's faulty yeah okay well yes I hit you and you're not dead I know that oh you're alive come on oh they're all dead I guess I guess so [ __ ] me now is the big old blue blaze it's super gross I'm gonna hit you oh you didn't like that huh oh no time to run away like a coward excuse me excuse me for a second while I'm gonna be a huge run my ass off oh no what's gonna happen [ __ ] boy nemesis gets [ __ ] harder than like most of the residents Oh kind of bad is just doing what you supposed to do proper flushes and gets proper proper [ __ ] answer cool you ruin his ass like three times on my ass I'm never gonna recover from the ass damage never heard we're covered from the spiciness what's gonna happen I can still get some good scent no you give stars by like knocking someone out or like point to the sky is you do that yeah presents my Capcom will never [ __ ] up Resident Evil don't worry don't worry it'll be perfect forever and keep it safe oh yeah pitch is terrible why would she change to a frilly like summer dress cuz she's an old lady she can do what did she want man she's like I gotta let my hair down she didn't gotta let my hair down go on my [ __ ] spicy bubble vacation to the [ __ ] judge Carlos yeah all right we did it come on hopefully the next receive will play through we do we'll be like Umbrella Chronicles to remit oh I'll play the [ __ ] out of that game now we already played so much of it already Oh remake to anarthas damn it man you mean zero no [ __ ] no that's the next remake Saint Joe - I don't want to pull off a zero everyone bugged Pat to play zero he loves it you'll do it I feel like the people who want who would normally want to see that the most are the ones who are the most knowledgeable about why they don't want to see it's a total catch-22 the people who know re0 the best know that they don't want to watch it could they know deep in their hearts that they do yeah it's like oh I want to watch out for we'll play too quickly it's time for puzzles are you ready you must love puzzle I love them I'm super good actually really like Resident Evil puzzles all because they're simple and for children oh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] one two three four [ __ ] I didn't do it [ __ ] it's a good thing the time is Kenneth Wong been more slow 9 18 27 52 9 now that first 10 years ago dr. Marcus was murdered by umbrella ok you helped them TD well this is dirt bag number one and dirt bag number two so yeah one slightly nerdier than the other having the lamest Saturday night known to man cool squad zombie man SWAT zombie would be a great idea for a show SWAT zombie like like he has to work as a SWAT officer and just like he's breaking in to where all the drug dealers are but he's just like moaning drug kill you for the drugs so then you switched to Rebecca Rebecca was the most obvious trap ever she really fell in love with that we're British guy in [ __ ] David yeah I know right shut up [ __ ] ow Banco Caliban Co God this is fun it is fun yes I find it very fun that's one down no they're all really excited I'm really here comes nine okay time to shoot Wow turn around holy your controls are better zombie [ __ ] yeah here we go plague looks up from the drawing when he's got this LP going on going what one should I draw that I should show that no the zombie just like breathe on you and you took damage it intrigued me and I took damage now to be fair zombie breath probably gross that's terrible oh [ __ ] this puzzle alright we're gonna do it up that's not too bad gotta get to 70 now we're gonna go down usually these puzzles are laughably easy if you just do up down up down oh I might have an idea no this is a terrible idea Otto nail the first try Kancil that's that's that's 20 just make it go to seven eight I'm trying so hard now but that's the only advice I can give you I'm trying so goddamn hard I know up I did it that was it that was it no snip-snip required the magic amidst your snip snip oh no oh God oh I just want to get out of here no [Music] press buttons come on holy [ __ ] that's okay I've actually [ __ ] no yeah George is super good I guess who was supposed to be Billy that should have done this yeah boy was it the food yeah you have items' on you oh [ __ ] I'm gonna leave this mix these [ __ ] birds are gonna mix themselves pick up the goddamn er oh this is the coolest like these little shots right here this is waiting this is where the game's concept succeeds mm-hmm okay sometimes it doesn't talk [ __ ] let's regroup okay all right you're the piano no I'm feeling like I'm like playing the piano again you want players of course yeah you want players well force yeah ah that looks [ __ ] terrible Oh looks good I dance freely through the air capturing a legless prey he captures snakes okay so these are all monsters yeah these horrible monsters so let's see snake and snake beats a lion oh god speed him I suppose I don't do anything I don't understand where they fit in dance freely through the air fancy-free [ __ ] this this stupid puzzle light them all and then a Puma defeats the wolf right I know [ __ ] [ __ ] god this is hard I think I got it thinking about it yeah I think so basically whatever can fly wins yeah well how are you supposed to kill something two flies with a gun well I guess humans win then yeah maybe everything that it wasn't worth it always remember Wolf Wolf force and it's got a Scouter [ __ ] dumb yeah full force and medic force that's a lame force get out of here fairly a force get out of here it's naughty that's like more like an institution yeah medical institution and Wolf for us I'm gonna save the [ __ ] baby well for it's like you say Pao cheese I sure did yeah you stopped calling him Billy yeah you're just calling him wolf force now well it's his [ __ ] name no it's not it said that a menu no that's the costume no I saw this interesting post that was like man it's glad to see Pat coming around yeah on res evil zero it's not nearly as bad of a game as he does he thinks it is and and and I was like you know what that's a feel good and then I went and checked out the stuff that we're about to go through and your best Booker T impression you said wait and it was like slapping these tombstones that say I named my baby Tarak I named my baby Tarak so you're gonna lose it it's that and blank bass yeah that are my yeah absolutely handle it so we have uh we have put in the little gravestones that the only Markus would know how to use yeah off me him only Markus and we're now having access to a secret spooky lab it's a very spooky Markus base the Markus face that's right that's that is CRO time to get aggressive aggressive with saving the video save aggressively yes let's say very aggressively because I don't want to do any of this [ __ ] over again cuz [ __ ] is like way to hype up the viewer this part will be very bad you should skip the next two ups - good I missed an item hmm I didn't pick something up Oh No hmm that's not an item huh well she's safe there gasps Billy Billy you'll find the item that I need huh this is some kind of mysterious table where is the item what item do you speak are looking for a sealed leach capsule oh okay yeah that looks like yeah no this is the item I needed please Leachman just give me a couple of minutes so grab the cooling capsule rose and what we're gonna do is turn around and just run past him and he will never be seen again here Rebecca here's your gross lead [ __ ] where's the goddamn green green [ __ ] container green container so now I gotta go two doors over I gotta [ __ ] pick up this I gotta then send the thing down have Rebecca come up here get the stuff go back downstairs this item is too large I can't put it in there it's too big it's a hook-shot that means I have to go downstairs with Billy let's give it to Rebecca then she comes up here just to get that to dangerous trees no I guess not are you for real are you [ __ ] for real why is it too dangerous can you explain with like Rebecca is in this room maybe that's why it's so dangerous what is he poisoned there was a leech still in the role is sucking on your but I'm gonna do it the long way I'm gonna go back to the mansion and do it the long way bet it's the more it's much they sure do way like what a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] this sequence Jesus Christ all right Rebecca Rebecca's gonna go on a little trip now a little big little big trip like we're going like four rooms back into the mansion and if I see an Eliminator I'm gonna [ __ ] my ass there's two this is the wrong [ __ ] room it's the wrong [ __ ] room you showed everyone how cool this is the wrong please don't be caution goddamn it this I came into this room for nothing Wow so let's try a different [ __ ] plan okay here [ __ ] tried ye get up today why I even get up as on you Rebecca I even [ __ ] try how can I not go down so he can see down Rebecca's cleavage right now right now maybe she's supposed to catch you maybe only Rebecca could go down there cuz the swimmer I am I know am I crazy I just just just [ __ ] him kill me now I guess Billy you chill there for like 15 [ __ ] minutes you had to take a smoke break take a [ __ ] Billy smoke break take a Billy smoke break ah refreshing put them ahead Chemical on the mixing set those [ __ ] [ __ ] I mean use the Astrakhan aids on them cuz they're really powerful like it's living things monkeys hate getting their faces perfect and it they hate acid whoa holy [ __ ] finally there we go we finally got all the comical 'he's stooping agent yeah [ __ ] that's okay it's okay alright Rebecca now you have the blue leech [ __ ] her side still hurts that's it yeah I'm not gonna you deserve this pain Rebecca [ __ ] finally this [ __ ] is I finally finally finally have both characters underneath my control well look it's the loominator awesome friends [ __ ] Rebecca up its Congo hey by Billy's ridiculous well you know what take the head Maya caution no great all right bye-bye that'll be just fine no mash it out [Music] that's terrible I would like to lower this turntable lower the turntable God is a demon it makes it makes it makes a higher fidelity yeah version of that noise math is the dance like you get to see little bits of the areas you went to I was marking out why it when I did this I was marking out hard so you want to hear you want to see some fury okay cuz you've been hyping this and I honestly don't remember there's no need to go back to re to the and the wording indicates that you can go in there like it's not locked no there's no need forget about that game prototype is awesome I like prototype way a hundred times more than tyrant wrong wrong wrong direction fully it better controls oh my god now well [ __ ] me good thing I saved that game the tyrant is cool I'll be [ __ ] honest I was not looking forward to this I am I always am I was not I know you are you're not behind the controls man you don't know but I played right to hell so [ __ ] off Oh Oh strong but I seriously doubt they wanted me to be doing the thing that I've been doing now for the past eight minutes eight minutes my eyes are so bad I can't even read that time almost like and because I was reading the timer I just ran into yeah almost 10 minutes yeah this is what's known as a narrative oh no well I'd wanted to go through this without white why are you still aiming I want to go through this without having to find all those guys oh please don't be hurt please die there you go everything's fine nothing happened where Billy is at is the one floor above the green spot that's where he fought the prototype if you go down that hallway by yourself as Billy right now you can easily wipe your game because there is a frog in there wait there's an there's the enemy chap we haven't seen you that's coming up soon is there yep you sure pretty sure like unless you sequence broke the game like a boss no just an enemy you're talking about the Frog yeah okay I mentioned that just just now I'm sorry Coolio's no I'm so cool what oh yeah that's cool I did it yeah but it says final lead-up this you would start to feel okay well yeah yeah you would like okay all right stuff's going down but no self-destruct yet Wow yeah is that not the most giant boss fountain you've ever CLE spread it around the room a little bit no co-op it all together no it's all right there yes all of it I still think that the re - self-destruct sequence has been activated like thing is the best one yeah I still think that all agree the self-destruct sequence has been activated repeat the self-destruct sequence has been activated this process may not be aborted can we abort it no time to reach minimum safe distance you have five weird resident evil space minutes man I remember this boss looking cooler than it does do you yeah you're wrong I am wrong it says something great if I recall what an amazing one-liner he's on this what do you think of it look at that other mansion I want to point out how far away we are from the training facility yeah we're very far we're so far away due to the magic elevator well something needed to explode pad okay so this Japanese cutscene look at this Tekken 2 ending right well at least we have wolf force I'm looking for huh I'm looking for it already seven I hope they do something crazy with it I have said I'm looking forward to remake - don't we're gonna be doing that [ __ ] whatever that comes out the wood buff like [ __ ] four-year dad before I'm dead so I have to live just long enough [Music] [Music] [Music] this is a really good title screen I love it look at it there isn't even a title I seen it Pat oh hi Matt what's up hey what's up I'm thinking I'm back oh yeah hey man so like I never thought we'd get to do this neither did I just play a new classic ish stars evil game cuz like we didn't we never did re 6 we just we thought yeah thought about it and talked about in there hours and then every time we were about to start it we were like one of us like I don't want to do it it's too long it sucks amen can you hold on a second I'm gonna turn the game up it's really low it actually is about to say because we need all the creeks and the cracks to be shattering our eardrums I feel that's that's that's the best thing to go for it oh man I'm rusty damn there's a ghost lady not feeling it's new guy we have to make a change cuz there's a ghost lady that sometimes appears out here sometimes I've never seen her but I saw a ghost in a forest I [ __ ] I'd kill myself yeah that's so much so that you can fight her and your ghost oh yes oh that's an excellent follow-up to that scenario B 0 0 1 now that you're here that is very similar to the way that umbrella used to label their tests true like remember the T 102 and all that stuff oh [ __ ] this I guess it's time to go backwards hey am i moving insanely slowly or you are and also is my perspective screwed up yesterday hey job kicker wait oh boy oh boy get my ass kicked out here alright well this isn't going well at all oh there's their [ __ ] go X get right tack girl oh yeah I saved you I'm glad I came here what a great plan yeah well dance around her a little bit alright let's do it I look down on your feet yeah okay we're in there I'm gonna assume we're gonna be playing as different character I thought you thing is the man dude I also thought this but this heels feels like shooting a gun will be difficult yes I don't get this no I guess no my god come on that looks great I'm gonna shoot your gorgeous gorgeous face oh that's all set okay well I wasn't expecting that here wait what he pushed me really hard that I ended up back in the hallway Wow oh my god you hear that that's really classic yeah it does sound very classic come on don't you die on us now you have work to do okay that's pretty funny really just staple it if that works okay hey you gotta help me hold on back up now sir do you live you I mean is this your property what me no no all right now we got several calls about some missing persons late if you understand I gotta get out of here calm down someone's gonna kill him whoa I gotta make sure he's in Oh wha [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't even know why [ __ ] put it around oh no not again nugget oh [ __ ] oh well let's try to car first it's different you need the key what what's up what's happening what's happening what is this what is this plan yeah the keys this may be the stupidest ever my favorite movies Tokyo Drift yeah I cut you [ __ ] it is he dead seems injured whoa yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah get the [ __ ] out of here with this okay it's a cutscene thing okay I thought that was just damage to you for no reason holy [ __ ] okay whoa-ho let's save this game yeah I am so excited oh right yeah it's useless now so it so it has to wear that cuz the car is messed up by soon all right let's wait a second listen let's save room music it sure is main hall main hall actually leak goes through more than us this music is pure as an evil man this is literally just as evil one done 20 years later like the cobweb door what a mansion man yes that's a dangerous ass door look at this this is great look at this I hope the [ __ ] ceiling comes down on ya like yeah there is no like look look at that UI thing for big weapons it just thinks it's great I love how it's like yeah yeah our brother in the fought in the war at a pump-action 12th shotgun I'm not allowed to swing show her your cool kata show her that you've been studying the blade all right here we go keep shooting oh okay again it's just a monster oh that was surprisingly okay that could have been work I think I just died instead all right let's save the game I was hoping to perhaps continue to explore that second floor there's a lot there was a lot of fun sanding rooms up there to be fair it was grandma's room yeah oh yeah and the rec room those are available but the rest are not grandma be like no I'll help you but you gotta give me a kiss I'm trying to watch my porno I'm into Asian all right let's save that game go back and kill our friend copy poor copy cops sorry that's his name that I named him copy are you sure you didn't just [ __ ] up what's his name Jack no we're gonna kill the cop cuz the cops gonna come back to life oh maybe but I'm under the assumption we're fighting Jack right now okay oh you were right it's jack punch him though ouch okay guns ain't much you surround here boy instead Eustace chainsaw that you can clearly see the environment and use yeah and you're not allowed to use it as cheese in you oh that is not who you serve what the lancet it's a chainsaw axe now you get it what is this Jesus Christ oh no if this just cutscene funnies yeah it is boy you guys is durable I feel like our chances of getting more than 100 feet of the house away from the house are nil this is how much there's left jokes for yard what is this music it's like congrats you escaped the house broken and was the point of a broken handgun at this juncture I don't place is weird I don't you should walk him down I should burn it down why not that seems extreme does seem extreme doesn't it I apologize if it seemed a little extreme I know I just saved but so I don't have to do that phone call again in case something bad happens there enough it's full yard explode a yard down by the haba yeah school the yard down by the half of I need it alright let's take a look at the old house what's up [ __ ] oh ok your whoa I can't tell if that was a giant wasp or who's just really close to your eyeballs what up he's mine the dory stuck no I feel like here is it [ __ ] that does her [Music] oh it resists the doors what the [ __ ] just happened what is happening oh god so sick of this Oh God [ __ ] spiders God [ __ ] [ __ ] this place oh look you have all these these stings on your arm oh that's awesome man cuz it's all gross that's great I hate that dumb story I tell oh I missed one I got stung balls twice my parents thought I was laughing that's rough oh I shouldn't use the help I know she's got hair shut your [ __ ] mouth [ __ ] you you hold that out whoa you can just do that funny little it's like [ __ ] this now oh you just trust me I'm annoyed what the murder brother Nate burger name is weird I bet you that didn't even hurt oh my god I'll get you son of a [ __ ] her son off bastard my getting my agent rival save the game when I killed that [ __ ] there maybe I've read that old lady's hate getting torched by a plinth or I don't think it's doing anything well luckily see I knew it was gonna only put me back here which is why I forced myself to die like a hero yeah nothing like someone who's dying in accomplishing that fake that's the most heroic thing all the great heroes died for nothing I've died for nothing all right well let's see [ __ ] [ __ ] guys Galloway [ __ ] now you got a fighter oh [ __ ] do i or not I'm wearing them slacks gotta get the [ __ ] out of here yeah I'm here what that was happening but okay well I guess the house that was a little awkward okay I realized I have all these psychostimulants I've never used yeah so let's hit it and see what happens it's me it makes item detection easier see where I was our limited time what the [ __ ] does items out here know oh you got it you got it oh my gosh jig around the corner holy [ __ ] oh there's our completely disk I've never seen a thing like this oh my god how could I even get that [ __ ] oh I don't know what I got mysterious hanger demo ten handgun ammo it's good hey I missed something in here let's hit another psychostimulant that's look at all this [ __ ] I'm just embarrassed for us really but you're controlling it it's mostly embarrassment for you but I was also a very strong chem fluid in there because remember in Revelations - I found the items later cool pointy right do I feel embarrassed that was a fun game to do I'm so excited to go into this basement now is there anything in here yes oh that's impossible to see I was amazed that my voice cracked it was behind a wooden pallet oh that's a magic that's a magic that's a magic he says let's go for the kill time all right well that was certainly [ __ ] worth it that really was I'm glad we did this oh yeah and also just to look good reaffirm or what about yeah cuz I did what a good item for losers yeah it's perfect for us okay it's I I'm pretty [ __ ] inspecting decked out here you have light tall shots so I have 22 shots of that shotgun that's what I like to call a problem-solver today what oh my god man are you okay are you having an LP stroke Alfie stroke has a different regular stroke well it's purely fake yeah and just just dousing [ __ ] now damn woman what the [ __ ] okay oh boy this is the boss fight room sure is slightly above look she go there she is she had the pistol oh look that's horrifying no like that shoot the vaginal sack I guess whoa okay oh geez oh no about that back end is this indeed a mortal worth this yeah oh that's it oh yeah [Music] oh wow Gosei finish her but good job Eaton's yellow lantern huh what's the description that soon as we uses a light to control the insects so I'm assuming there's gonna be insect barriers and this will wave them off baby I can't think of any other there you go you could have put anything that's of a secretive just physically held it down you see a shadow there I did not okay that that ah come on oh it's somebody turning into a molded what the pig is waiting for you in the dissection room [ __ ] imagine that house has been reap ups at this point maybe wrong button wrong item wrong everything why'd you look at it as I'm an idiot [Music] [ __ ] you old lady oh why do you have to work like that there was a good one I wanna high-five you almost if you could later still high-five me to death yeah you get it yeah yeah okay well let's use the VHS tape for the birthday party I think I had that exact [ __ ] model VCR man I think I did can trespassing idiot solve puzzles Jesus Christ why does he still have video Oh cuz it's a cassette tape yeah candle what's the sauce [ __ ] now all of a sudden the bakers are [ __ ] yeah and a winding heat this is [ __ ] weird man problem with this is that we're all too stupid to do this I am especially too stupid dad awesome that's the worst ever [Applause] [Music] okay what is that like a dirty telescope I had never looked through that what yeah oh that's some kind of polarizing filter on it which to me says that something in this environment you look at in more detail that's a it's somebody hanging a dick crow and a baby okay hanging dick dick thing where's the dick thing there that is and being a baby baby Nelda what you got in there a stick all straw all shove that into something what about I light it on fire yeah dummy finger looks like you could hold something wide for me no doesn't fit you need a new item I told know that I need a knife to cut that you can burn that oh my god it's actually all over the floor that's bad senna is that a singer time limit maybe it's oil right yeah but something needs to like light it on fire though for it to be dangerous damn it i thought for sure i else oh my god I bet this is really infuriating the watch I'm excited and candle doesn't fit it fit my [ __ ] dick can you light that lock door that is with wrong with you [ __ ] thing you would [ __ ] think oh my god it does work why didn't know even though it said you need something to cut it not burn it well whoa oh just way evil ooh oh wow little spikes right in there put that in the guide dummies hands yeah that's clearly what they want oh that's great loser loser oh the baby wasn't a peace sign it was a valve handle that I solved the puzzle guys oh come on Lucas all the gas an exploding cake [Applause] Wednesday that gave me play this just over the guy walks the fire goes like okay I see my game that had actually no benefit for you to finish burn down half my house but it was worth it why would you do that man hmm that's horrible that you did that Lucas you're an [ __ ] what a bastard [ __ ] you you best I wonder if you put in 1408 right at the beginning yeah it'll work oh my god that's it's so good that's so classic very glad that they put that sorry pardon I wanna see if I'm smarter than this [ __ ] oh damn damn wait this is the same testing room is before very similar it's hairy stay so I have to do the same puzzle again yes well I'm glad that we learned it so I imagine there's going to be a time limit aspect of it this time I suppose area and it is the same exact thing hanging girl dick white and unborn fetus that's correct the dummy finger right okay I can't believe you set this whole thing up again I and then it works it works again that's the most baffling part that wasn't gonna need to explain this to you more details like wouldn't Lucas be watching this and like holy [ __ ] he's crushing this yeah oh I'm probably gonna die this time though oh yeah oh that's a lot maybe is always supposed to be this way why does this now this wasn't here before I'll put my burning flesh though hurts a whole bunch nope [ __ ] christ alright I'll do this I can do this fast - wow if you don't find that [ __ ] tape getting through this can be super hard a lot of a lot of experimentation chuckles like using those doors against it with drunkards guarding super good files I can reread any notes I've read is that Daddy is that Jack I assume so cos not Marguerite this thing is [ __ ] goofy well but I think I know what his weak spot is oh yeah No how does he know how does he look how does he know know keeping Jack in my enormous weak spot oh yes I'm gonna flick you that Dickey of yours yeah you gonna hit me get the [ __ ] well what now I killed all your eyes yeah even see crap think not one of our strong suits yeah no feel like I'm missing something I feel like we are anything am I supposed to do here the only other thing I can think is that we're actually missing yeah there's actually an eyeball all right oh that's ridiculous well [ __ ] that off well I wasted all that ammo gotcha [ __ ] that should be all there ya know one more round now he's doing something doing something he's trying to get away I'm gonna fight again oh right now Oh jack Sarah you know if I cure it you won't be a problem the only one waiting there's being a human I guess if he's that virus stuff giving the man and dough would instantly kill him well you and me me me I had a bad breakup and no either of us met as a hot southern accent yeah but at the same time me is really long hair and so he's got short hair I think it kind of sucks to only put Zoe literally right there also they have the exact same clothes on pretty much yeah pretty much here you go that's not like the boat from like revelations is it strange a bottle that you found in your pocket after waking up at the bake that's probably important huh you know what that is and with that bottle you know what that always always is it's the sample okay why okay it's the sample of the virus okay I guess we're gonna hang out and watch this tape me is gonna be in this [ __ ] tape 100% for sure test subject easier zero one yeah isn't that the old lady Mia winters cabin yeah that was everyone was on like a file orally that was a lady photo that we found that way away at the start yeah but you're more or less immortal now meetha meetha yeah yeah yeah you'll be fine yeah sure you fly into murderous rages also that was a weird video tape that it videotape her falling into the ocean and that the videotape was what a ball went back into the boat afterwards I think maybe that was supposed to imply there was some cutoff point that seems like there's a little bit of contrivance video today alright that's where I was before that's the elevator shaft a wonderful shaft that's dank room don't quite recognize it there's a Tom he's stuck in the goo let's zoom in zoom in on the girls gonna pop into the camera no one yeah yeah it's good thing to look around first yes he felt followed like yeah you're doing it nope nope just boring files boring files or warm files wow so boring my character won't even look at them that's how boring alright we're back here still they'll grow he'll pull them nothing so let's to still file so boring alright our MC refuses to I don't want to look at our [ __ ] foil what is this place like a toy factory yeah but I can look out in the bayou I don't know today does that work today you get all like I can assure you I have no idea I'm talking about I can also assure you that I know that you have no idea I just need somebody to ask I also have no likely otherwise it would be a you don't know things buzzer I explained you her sure is let's check it out yes Oh some reason oh you can't store the for some reason all right let's get that knife for boxing ya mind transferred all of our weapons oh okay oh thank you thanks for mind transferring your weapons I appreciate that at least have some dumb reason no it's how Hawaiians transfer all right I want to take a look at the outside oh this reminds me of the final area just leading up to Salazar oh my god you're so right it absolutely looks just like that oh my goodness whoo let's save this game Salazar you're small-time who by the way Evie is looking sick or something or skins getting all wrinkly and she's getting gray hairs is that supposed to happen it's also she's getting old all of a sudden you mean like the old lady that we've constantly seen but nothing ever happens with her oh [ __ ] off the company the project was to get it in 2001 several concepts of the company's next Bass next-generation experimental battlefield super eerie and that's awesome they finally came to oh man I can't believe it Wesker's [ __ ] HCF logo in code Veronica battle mode finally gets into the plot Lucas if I hit expect that she's out yeah the old rusty wheelchair stupid dolls I mean thing of note no there's those dolls early on in the game oh my god they're back all the way here that's so much easier zero one there you go that is amazing I [ __ ] love this game that's great man that all comes back to zero it's a long story it's a long and gross story well you're still talking well that's real Wicked Witch yeah [Applause] the vomitorium fight it's holy [ __ ] oh yeah no this is all fake [Music] whoa Wow even lean Lucas got a way out yeah it looks like I can't even wanted a family yeah well you went about it the wrong way [ __ ] look at the awesome effects with the leaves no no I this seems like the head of potential this way my item box no no not my item box you can take my life in my life but not mine I use it but the Albert zero one what the [ __ ] the rail gum just a [ __ ] stick this fall and playtime is over oh she's going who said use it someone on the radio I guess I wish it was Brad Vickers but don't are you mean I never use the flame rounds once I didn't think the final boss was gonna be this cutscene yeah yeah is it falling in slow motion yet it's just another day as Ethan winters bow killer playing it safe the nightmares finally over is it though end of the night okay I could have used you guys's help earlier like constantly is this gonna be anybody those are umbrella ops man that might as well be God's good be someone I don't know if I gonna come read for you why what that's not that's not Chris but then who's Redfield it's that some [ __ ] took you guys so long [Music] is either part of umbrella because I remember like some of the dialogue when you fight me and she's like you were always watching me and [ __ ] yeah she's fine you made it I'm glad did I [Music] this very arty one yeah especially the shine yeah umbrella I am on the back there no one door closes another opens well a door closed tonight and what a long night it was but not just for me me and I weren't the only victims here now there are actually by Sol dividers hmm it was that thing Evelyn who made them that way [Music] that's a level instead the opposite of Fiorello logos dads are here to clean up the mess but she umbrella be super famous and I don't know she's back and wants to start over put all this behind us yeah starting over fresh tired maybe this is where the next door opens [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you Jesus Christ money's in my accounts always play and don't make my mistake if you see one of those things uniform or not you do not hesitate whatever it takes to save this city surprised you made it this far they didn't for my extraction survival's your responsibility goddamnit [Music] will you help me of course it's impressive display of streaks but we never meant for this to happen [Music] it's coming it's coming back [Music] Destiny's totally unescapable I tried to escape it but the desti was like nah son oh that's the last escape oh Jesus yeah it's been a while eh [Applause]

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Length: 133min 25sec (8005 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 25 2019