The Graham Norton Show S16E11 Jim Carrey, Jude Law, Tamsin Greig and Nicole Scherzinger

KooKoo comedy to die for in 45 minutes on BBC one after Graham Norton on the show tonight the star of the new dumb and dumber movie you know I first loved him in the mosque you ever get that magical Masset hang on I wonder if pa rt why because I gotta that's exactly right it's exciting isn't it Jerry smokin look at this hmm it's like it's like the cheapest BAFTA in the world BAFTA for nothing would work there holy crow I was afraid that might happen Hey so who's joining him on the sofa tonight well later we'll be having music and chat from the sensational Nicole Scherzinger ladies and gentlemen now start the you Jesus gentle episodes it's Tamsin Greig you Cold Mountain the talented mr. Ripley and of course Sherlock Holmes it is Jude thousand bases and almost as any hit for ladies gentleman it is the one and only the kissing thing almost missed a cheek there mr. cheek yeah we're European no egg dumb or dumber you're dumb don't worry there's really no way of telling okay and it's just yourself because we've seen you about town yes and you had the puppet yes I did I had the puppet with me I made a puppet of Jeff Daniels because he couldn't go impressed but you really made that puppet yes I did I went into my art studio and I sculpted him here I'm a desperate man behind about London with the P Ivan all over the place but no puppet tonight where is about well actually the puppet is here but it's a little bitter since Jeff came back into the picture actually he's the real Jeff yeah so is the real Jeff here oh no no no it's still a it's a new puppet I made Oh better at making puppets now yeah this is now I've really got it down now ladies governor here is a very very good puppet version a more realistic version for sure yeah all that mr. Jeff Daniels here comes now sorry yeah it's so great to see the two of you back together again yeah it was great fun that's nice that they're alive by a lot of world leaders and they said there's trouble yeah upset there there's a lot of unrest we need your help could you please now twenty years ago it was kind of a weird film to see Jeff Daniels in and 20 years later it's still a weird good to be here it's not it's I remember when we did it there are actors I mean I won't name him but they were going what what were you thinking then there's this go stand next to go do comedy with this and it's that and that that's why you do is it apocryphal the story about Clint Eastwood it's not true yes after you made the first one yes Clint Eastwood I'd never met him he came I was at a golf tournament for celebrities and all of a sudden Clint Eastwood's coming across the tent the breakfast tent looking at me it's Dirty Harry and I'm and he goes Jeff I'm Clint mr. mystery with Eastwood what a pleasure - he calls me what he said he said I saw Dumb and Dumber I oh geez I'm so sorry listen there are other things out there you know any good no no the bathroom scene that happened to me Oh through the long story about a girl brennidon him but he was reliving it yeah that's how he came up with a poncho without remorse down it's radical and here's the thing acting clearly it's a lovely job it's a beautiful job and yet you actors always trying to make it worse for themselves cuz June's got a big movie Black Sea out now you did actually go and spend time on a real submarine well I got invite yeah the direction I got invited by the I'm not sure how much I might say cuz it was a proper new killer stuff there's all sort of top secret oh but we were invited and I mean I don't know how much it helped me to be honest but it was an amazing experience if you go down under there for days did you just start pushing buttons and starting whatever I wanted and they were amazing they let me just wander around I went into the engine rooms and I stared it for a bit you get any sense of it was seven miles of ocean above your head you see I'm freaking out right now I mean it's all the claustrophobia isn't I guess everyone has different definitions of claustrophobia to me it was more the proximity of people because you HOT bunk which means you sleep for six hours get up for six lipsticks and other people sleep in your bed so there's a kind of and and it's permit laughs in the in the sleeping quarters because everyone has to sleep at a certain time and they're like 18 snoring blokes you then all have to get up and replace change the sheets so today no good enough oh that's what I saw of onesie yeah we'll be all hoppy when onesie I said yes I took my reindeer ones yeah now here's a weird eye and maybe this isn't true but you Jim did trained with the was at the Navy SEALs he's that made up now since I did not trained with the Navy SEALs but what that might be referring to is when I did the Grinch I was literally the makeup was like being buried alive every day I don't take the first day was eight and a half hours and I went back to my trailer and put my leg through the wall I told Ron Howard I couldn't do the movie and then Brian Grazer came in and being the fix-it man and came up with a brilliant idea which was to hire a gentleman who is trained to to teach CIA operatives how to endure torture and so I would like a good give is quite hilarious he said eat everything you see and if you're freaking out and you start to spiral downward turn the television on change your pattern have someone you know come up and smack you in the head you know punch yourself in the leg so it was it or smoke smoke as much as you possibly can so I was this Grinch and this giant cigarette holders hope so the Yak hair wouldn't go on fire the green yak hair that turned inward and we cried it was horrifying it was horrifying I was just like it's for the kids it's for the kids it's honey how many months was that uh that I did the makeup 100 times good noise and you know you know what got me through it the Bee Gees I'm not kidding you the only thing that worked in the makeup chair to be calm through the process was everything the Bee Gees had ever done they just made me happy they made it possible there be no Grinch without them and now Tamsin Greig in terms of acting and acting tips you was it gremlin and who made black books he wrote and directed black books yeah and he gave me the best piece of direction that I've ever been given I was in a scene where I was in bed listening to the radio because the voice of the man reading the shipping forecast really turned me on is the work I do yeah so I was in bed and I had to be being turned on and I was getting slightly embarrassed and shy I was pregnant I was feeling mad as you are and Graham came over to and he said him okay the noises that you're making could you could you make the noises that you might make getting into a hot bath and if that was it I was like Oh there are gonna be so many suspicious husbands tonight just thinking how can I sound familiar getting into a hot bath was very lazy but you're getting a time for when they act like they're getting into a cold bath with me there isn't got lots talk about tonight but let's begin by celebrating the return after 20 years of dumb and dumber ladies gentlemen I've seen it look everything's really really yours gotta worry about these things kind of thing yeah we love the fur hole we worried not read yeah what's bringing this of nothing's happened nothing has happened they have it thrown in anyway what will not be an arc to these care which I mean Jude does research you research your role sometimes yeah there is none at all information no information they haven't grown an ounce of intelligence in 20s right all the tricks to get into the character like when you get on set he has a physical thing that he does with his eye again no research III just whack my tooth out the chip the chip dude is real bug picture day what was it was actually a grade school I was in detention with my friend Clark la Prairie who was bottle-fed till the age of 8 running around the classroom we were supposed to be sitting at our desks and we heard a noise outside so I ran to my desk and I put my head down like good little boy and Clark looked out the door and saw no one was coming and then took a beeline across the classroom did a cannonball on my head and my tooth hit the desk cool that and the nun put it inside an envelope and said Jesus loved your teeth and sent me home literally like just a little side order of guilt like a pain yeah and you know you know without Clark Lipari hey listen we've got a clip prob WB to the movie opens at next Friday I all over the place and now this is the two of you actually everybody should should we talk about the story a little bit before you see the clip there that's enduring you kind of did it out of order so yeah well there is a bit of a story there is we get on the road we need a kidney I need a kidney we find out he has a daughter so we think and what better reason for a family reunion then a compatible donor yeah so this this clip in this video is when you're on the track of Harry's daughter there we go a young boy what do you say we call penny right now with the news that her biological father is looking for she'll be so excited let's call her it's ringing whoever this is we're in the middle of something really important can you call back later no I can't call back later I have something to tell you and it might freak you out a little bit but this is your dad what hey guys I know this is weird timing but I gotta take this it's my dad dad he's got me on hold going back to the first movie 1994 for you Jim Carrey that was an extraordinary year I mean it was just on one generator was base mature it was the mask but I couldn't really enjoy it you know because I was so stoned but uh but now I'm clear-headed and I am really enjoying myself we're having a good time what I like is you know on the show me people have you know glittering careers but your career you know there's often that combination of kind of luck and talent but your career but really that Year's Eve I know what is it but it seemed like you knew that you really just I really not honestly did I mean I'm a huge visualizer and a manifester so I I literally spent you know every night of my life for about four years on Mulholland Drive after I do the comedy clubs manifesting my life so I've made a check to myself for ten million dollars for acting services rendered pay to the order of Jim Carrey post-dated Thanksgiving 1995 stuck it in my wallet and six months before I that due date came to I was I was making ten million dollars for a movie I think that's an incredible story did you yeah I gave it to my dad I gave him my dad that check well yeah I mean it's it's crazy it's crazy it was an Irish teacher I had in the second grade who said you know whenever I want something I pray to the Virgin Mary and I ask her to ask God for it and and you know I promise something in return and I get whatever I want I need a bike home and I prayed for a bike and two weeks later I walked into the living room and there was a brand-new Mustang bike with a banana seat and and you know chopper handlebars sitting in the middle of the living room and I said what's this and they said you want it in a raffle and it turns out I wanted in a raffle that I never entered that a friend of mine went into a sporting goods store and put my name in the raffle as well as his so that was two weeks later so I've kind of been doing that a lot I believe him the bike no no I let him ride it a couple what's extraordinary is now that you're you know your dad yourself unit your granddad's unbelievably I am a grand dad yeah yeah but I tell them don't call me grandpa cuz every time in it's hilarious cuz he'll he'll just keep doing it because bothered me I say don't call me grandpa and he'll go grandpa every time he calls me mmm I get a little older Judah Jeff you've got kids as well but are your kids it kind of embarrassed by you being in movies or do they like it are they humiliated by women humiliation little yeah droplets of humiliation Miami it's just my job I guess is what I do what Dad does um I guess they're older they're older now so they're properly cool with it aren't ya but he's always that funny thing when you get home and you think you know what did you do today dad I I was someone else's clothes and pretended to be someone else it's a very odd job it is but it pays the bills handsomely yeah they can always rub that on your face you didn't win that bike in a raffle because now Thames Tamzin your dad's have these passed away but motion we call emotional recall what a great act it's a good job I knew that but nobody's this true that he gave you advice on his deathbed yeah I didn't know it was his deathbed I mean it was in a hospital so I should have guessed we have that printer thing hanging bring your bed in it was 92 so you know it was creeping up on him my G he had taught me two things in his life before his death bed which was one was to bowl a cricket ball so I'm a pretty proficient cricket bowler and also here taught me to do one impression of a scared pig and on his deathbed can I just say no you can't just walk past me do anything irregular I think we would like to see the impression of a scary thing well it's not it's not so same as the hearing that's not you're on a sofa with Jim Carrey Gretchen absolutely got a scared pig in the catalog now I have a st. Bernard some of that yeah if you do you're scared Pig I'll do we do yeah it's getting really hard to do in your laughing right Oh racing from Hiroshi don't worry about that Ebola thing it's all cool right now oh that's your water I'm sorry we still haven't got to the words of advice I'll be definite okay so you know when you feel that moment sort of just tickling up your spine you think this is it this is the moment when the thing gets passed on and he looked at me and he said now look don't don't do what your mother did and I didn't think he'd says I'm I don't marry an old fool like me as I'm he said don't do what your mother did he said don't let yourself go so I turn to her I said mommy really did yeah now we move on we'll move on to mr. Jude Law it was a new movie called black sea and it's out now and like there are tens films but my god this film is so I may have developed an ulcer on this man it's so so because it's it's a submarine movie well it's really it's a it's about a group of very desperate men X naval X salvage ex-cons all of whom in desperate situations with very little to lose and they team up together and take a submarine into the Black Sea believing that there is an undiscovered Nazi u-boat full of gold inspired by films like treasures of the sierra madre and wages of fear kevin macdonald wonderful director and it's written once they're on the submarine they realize of course that if there are fewer of them the cut of the gold is bigger and once they're also on the submarine the submarine has problems because it's it's an old summer was like antique road show submarine really shocking and who would have known this script is written it's set on a 1970s russian submarine and you think wow again we got the bill but they find one in rochester a guy owns one it's just a closed way so that's where we filmed his wife must been so annoyed all these years he's been going no one day one and here's the thing in Black Sea was an international cast because the rough area international the Russians were really played by Russians yes believe it or is that it unless you're part of the film is in Russian because they act errs didn't speak any English so we had a translator it was really complicated at times you don't have Russians in your film the women are much better than the men very very beautiful very very good-looking okay they were great guys they were great guys you do a very good and specific Scottish accent well yes we wanted him to have a feeling of I don't know something a little more gravelly and gritty than what sort of South London too bloody right yeah thanks really selling this film you're selling it and yes so we and Kevin McDonald the director is Scottish and I felt therefore I was in safe hands and so he is indeed commander Robinson is from Aberdeen forgive me everyone from Aberdeen it's really good listen we've gotta watch clip this is it it's that moment when you realize you've made a terrible mistake getting onto a submarine at all this is this issued in Black Sea hi dad goofing about food I mean except it cup actually any anything's gonna pale I'm spending eight hours under makeup but so they would like four or five days soaking wet in closing you've got to figure out okay how do you stay relatively warm because if you stand around as soon as you're out of the water you stop you getting cold so we had we had a jacuzzi brought it on set with all these photo with boots all these guys in Turku you know with rubber ducks that's what I think a lot of light in on the magic we rested in a jacuzzi protects with a daiquiri get on the submarine I never heard this phrase before I haven't heard so I was reading about this movie because you're all Lincoln in a very confined space you talk about back ting have you yes really well back back well basically because because you know you're limited to a situation or a geographical change or on on a submarine an awful lot of the footage is over shoulder reversed song so we came up with who could backed the best acting from behind you see and it became a kind of running gag yes your shoulders wasn't back ting um I'll control hip over that okay there you go so can't believe it okay so what you like what should I show you oh I know but what what can you show you're enjoying some angry back I'm enjoying some join something it's making you out angry bockting sexy we've seen we've just seen we just seen some very good acting there well do you see lot more because Samson Greg ladies gentlemen is in a musical jazzy bang is going to be in women on the verge of a nervous breakdown it's at the Playhouse Theatre here in London once Lindsay Lohan has vacated that theatre I make no comment a previous of the 16th December opens on the 12th of January and of course people will be familiar with the famous Pedro Almodovar film hey what could you what should you tell us about it it's very similar to the film except that it's in a theater I think we've got it yeah thank you your work here is done young lady yeah now you haven't been the musical before have you well two years ago and they said you'll do this I went well I can't sing so you probably want to ask Lindsay Lohan they actually on the verge of Enter and I didn't say that and that they just kept wearing me down and giving me teachers and they really wanted to local therapists and laryngeal osteopaths Wow fly oh no we can't talk about fly zone that is always fighting this you do we can talk but now this is the thing so you haven't got a musical before didn't happen yeah then now isn't that like from Amityville Horror or something something is there an entity here which you'll be worried about I don't know is it your age you know yeah exact words on an old Indian burial mound here but Yankee Camden you are I like this your she's won an Olivier Award that's as big as you can get now you don't look thrilled with your award in this picture why why so blue Tamsin okay I I may have been slightly embarrassed at my acceptance speech and I was so sure I wasn't gonna win I was so sure and I just come from set and I borrowed a dress and ran there and I was sure willing to and then they caught well don't Johnson announced my name Wow so that was you know difficult now so then I went up and I can't believe I'm telling this story because I survived that it's on YouTube you can all see it and I said that I thought I'd done a tiny wee and then admitted that it wasn't even my dress I mean it's not it's not clever it's not smart had she done well all the journalists were saying oh don't don't reference it don't reference I'll move got it no more problems great we got the fly a company we're having another fly show don't eat him ask daddy would a to me you like to speak to him he said something about Jeff Goldblum oh there he goes okay beautiful he'll be back listen episodes just want to mention episodes with you because we love that show and both your co-stars where we are they've been all in the episode you it I think one of the hardest things I've ever seen actors have to do you had to give voice to your own vagina that's my favorite kind of puppeteering well famously you did your ass as well yes I did I talked through my ass yes yes I thought it was a perfect expression of you know rebellion actually get awards for this kind of thing not a bad thing for the ABS Hawking the vaginas penis yes right when I read the script on it I I read the stage direction which was Beverly speaks in a deep Yoda like voice because we're in this session were a sex therapist and the sex therapist says if your vagina could could talk to Sean what would it want to say and I say if my vagina could talk we'd be having a whole different set of problems and she says Frank Oz she goes I sense your discomfort but please and the line is can I do the doo doo though others have been in me you are the one I want right there I was disappointed that cuz I sounded more like the Cookie Monster very quickly was asked you crisp is doubled over to now because it's going gangbusters everyone's like yeah people are going to see it so would it be another one you are you already thinking actually this was really fun why do we wait so long it was really fun it was really yeah be back with him I wouldn't do it again yeah yeah we happy solutely yeah do it again yeah if you guys want to see it now we're gonna put it on a submarine we sink on the stuff it's called globin clubber this lady I sold over 50 million records worldwide and our new album is called big fat life before your currency go run please welcome Nicole Scherzinger yeah you saw my thighs for the next try tell you I want you just to keep you your about you baton every time your suffice for the next his advice for the next then I know that you're just like me you do you love way too fast once it's gone it's gone forever and there's no calm he's got this perfect way of Maui make you think that you comfort me he'll get last I shall try not to get hurt - you surprised right ah don't even ever get it out try and try and try but in just such a town I don't wanna stand so just so please go ah that is amazing interpreter yeah you've gotta to thing but for a minute that you weren't gonna kiss her it would be pretty awkward a long way to go no but it's worth it like they're going to and then I took his arm and I was like Nicole Scherzinger a beautiful that is from the album big fat lies out now yes and that's the the new single yeah and it's gorgeous it's gorgeous what part is this whole album this was your breakup album but then you got back together again cheating I need to hurt for a while I'll break up and then get back together again he has the perfect singer named Scherzinger because she's so confident when Jesus the way she sang that song was amazing my surest thing yes yeah and of course it's not just the record not just the record not just a single because someone else is in a West End musical Nicole Scherzinger yes and when do you start I've started rehearsals for cats I'm reviving cats yeah davon Oakland last week that Ratched picture here the really time I'm trying to avoid any word with the letter P all Gillian talks about is all day on Latinos she's just like there's one over here there's another like I need more I need more proud if he had a my search would be over do I need him sound like Yoda no it's awesome I'm working with Trevor Nunn Gillian Lynne who's the original choreographer and obviously Andrew on it and it's amazeballs it's crazy I'm like studying cats I'm allergic to cat so two pictures yeah so I've never found footage yeah hey listen very quickly before we go let's add take a visit to the red chair who's out there hello hello hi you know hello what's your name sir Haddie Haddie and there were do you live in West Berkshire West Berkshire you say you fascinate me what do you do there I work for a property company what selling property or renting renting property growth and long live interesting do tell us your story back in 2003 I was in Armenia on a Friday night working out and I was desperate to find a toilet I couldn't find and I was desperate like running around like a headless chicken yes and I thought you of men enter into a building I thought there must be one inside the building so I joined the queue and I didn't care what they were mumbling about me after three four minutes I got inside the building and I found myself on a stage in front of audience of two thousand people or waiting for opera to start yet I followed musician and the only thing they didn't stop me because accidentally I had the function it's donford I didn't hear the end of it I - I sort of glaze what did have in the end well you did less here we didn't see the women were like this even let's write another one let's write another one okay okay hi hello what's your name what's your name whatever it is we're living I love it's not long and short-term lesson what you do sir I do miss Velez for television and film out of right now unemployed the keyword there was unemployed all words before unemployed but what are you gonna do yes we've given him a job are you gonna do that okay okay of you neurons and obvious not really an story but I'm wearing a kilt so I'm kind of daring you oh oh dude you have you on - are you wearing anything on to the hilt oh I mean you will have to find out okay legs akimbo here we go visit where we thank it but we don't know it's me didn't even have a story he's just like I'm wearing a cute okay quit picking with me let's have one more hello hi hi what's your name I'm Gemma you nearly have to forgot therefore say sorry but my name's Gemma and there are you from the old country Gemma I am from Ireland that's what I meant I'm Terry I forget sometimes your accent slips it I know I'm not that convincing big of Ireland you from North her I'm from the North yeah country Antrim old you live there um well I actually live here but I'm from there yeah I it's great we're all in general I'm from here but I'm not all there tell me living here Gemma do you have a job I'm a full-time student oh right studying musical theater well oh now we're sitting up against music GEMA grab your rabbit tell your story okay so I was in holidays in New York and I was going up to my room and I got into the lift with uh I find myself with these three really ferocious really built man so I was like okay and so I was standing there patiently like okay here we go and one of them turns and goes hit the floor so I immediately was like hit the floor and then I like looked up and like desperation like please is everything okay and they were like yeah yeah we meant like hit the floor like the bottom there you go of our website at this a very address that is equal tonight police say has Nicole Scherzinger Tamsin Greig - door Jeff Daniels again join me next bump offensive edition featuring get this rebel wilson ricky gervais sure Cameron Diaz Jamie Vox and Ben Stiller I'll see you then goodbye you see while males the comedy in hand tonight's with the pleasurable experience of cooking for you in just a moment for music press your red button now to see radio TV concert with Coldplay whilst they're on BBC three you get Family Guy don't want a lot for Christmas I don't need

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Published: Thu Mar 05 2015