Ethan: I bet you didn't expect to see us again for another 1 to 3 months. Well, guess what we are back We are back in snacc, you know, they say back in black, they say that? I'm back in snacc. Because I'm fat (no just full of happiness) Today's recommendation comes from our subreddit "Ethan and Hila need to react to this", and it has gotten a lot of attention The title of this is "I had a miscarriage prank" And of course
Hila: Emotional Ethan: Yes, in parentheses emotional just in case I-I didn't know how it could be funny or any other annotation of emotions HILARIOUS (LMAOXD) But it sounds great it's- Oh my god I just realized what I'm looking at in the thumbnail! Her crotch is all red! Hila: Yeah, you didn't see that until now? Ethan: Oh my god, I can't believe they put that in the thumbnail. Hila: That's like the first thing I see Ethan: Imagine... putting her red crotch in the thumbnail. I seriously just noticed that That is so horrifying So, with that being said I cannot wait to.. Do- do we have a box a tissue because it is emotional.
- I'll get one.
- Okay. Hila: We're ready. Ethan: Just got this on standby What is all this blood coming from. Oh my god! What the heck! *Intro music plays* Didn't we just watch an intro? How many intros do I have to watch? I just want to watch your girlfriend have a miscarriage! *epic intro starts again* Dude this is way too long you guys. What the hell is this, like.. I feel like I'm watching somebody's like, you know on Facebook like auto-generates like a.. Hila: Memories from last year.
- Yeah, is this memories? Wha- come on guys. Let's cut to the chase *Starts again* (WTF WAS THAT?) Ethan: Holy God Dude, what is this? *Bean dance* How is this still going? This is the longest intro ever! All right, it's starting I thought this video would never start. OH IT'S STILL GOING!!! It's STILL GOING We're at 50 seconds It's still intro "Um I went to Party City." "I took a little detour and I bought this pint of blood." I'm into this, this is just what I'm into actually. When I go to one of those websites this is exactly what I look for What websites? The ones where you uhh, you know uhhh UHHHHH I love the mischief music how it's just like: ♪ I'm about to break, my boyfriend's heart ♪ ♪ and really ♪ ♪ Undermine his trust ♪ Nice to see the pranksters back in style Because.. "mommy make-out day" can only take you so far. I need to step it up And this is really the evolution of YouTubers
- Mommy Miscarriage Day Mommy miscarriage day! Would it be amazing if during mommy make out day PrankInvasion™ just punched the pregnant moms in the stomach as hard as he could and he's like psych, it's mommy miscarriage day! What up invaders? Okay, it's Chris here today. It's mommy miscarriage day. Today, I'm gonna punch some moms in the stomach and try to give them miscarriages. Let's go see how it goes! "What's on your hands, did you just start your period?" I think this is the bottle cap of the blood.. There's the cap of the blood bottle On. The bathroom. Sink. I love how she's like. "Oh, I'm afraid he's gonna see the camera" "What if he sees?" That means you know the bottle is like right here Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Why is it that doing pranks gravitates to the dumbest people in the world? Are you calling these people dumb? ♪ Dramatic music ♪ Well.. "What if he sees?" Uhh... "Did you just start your period?" Uhh... *distant echoes*
How is this still going? This is the longest intro ever! *distant echoes*
Hila: Are you calling these people dumb? Yeeess? "Duuuude! Sit back down." "Sit back down, sit back dow- Sit back down!" "Sit back down you got blood all over your hands" "You got blood everywhere, sit down!" And he put his phone right next to it! He had to have seen it! You got blood even on this bottle cap. There's blood all over this blood bottle cap, baby "We can try again because I think we.. I'm mi-.. I'm miscarrying" "Okay.. hold on, what?" "Okay, Vanessa..." I'm getting really emotional. I forgot to get emotional, oh God "It's a prank." "You, playi-.. What?" Ohhhh, pipe in the music! "Stop bro, stop playin' like that, bro!" "That is not even somethin' you play about, bro!" "Why are you even playing around like that bro!?" "I was actually sad but now I'm mad you realize i-" "I need ya'll to give this a big thumbs up" "Let's get this video to like 10k likes if you think that I should keep doing like the extreme pranks." How do you top that? Hila: How do you top that? I dunno. But they got 25,000 likes so..
- Dude where are those insane pranks at? You know what would be good? The "baby's not yours" prank? That's like.. That's amateur league? Amateur. Well, that's good because they've already done it. You're not the father prank (He gets heated!) Thumbs up if you'd like to see more hardcore pranks like uh, your mom is dead prank, your sister... your two little sisters and your whole family died in a car crash prank I'll tell you what you guys, if this video gets a hundred thousand likes (it did) I will stage my whole family died in a car crash and burned alive prank where my whole family will undergo... prosthetics, they will have burn scars and open casket, and then at the final hour as we're dropping them into the dirt in an actual funeral home.... They come out in a choreographed dance, It was just a prank! It's just a prank bro, and they got like top hats and monikers and canes. It's just a prank! It's just a prank. (x1) It's just a prank. (x2) It becomes a little musical. Joey Salads parachutes down. Now that's a prank! I feel that if we get 500,000 likes I'm gonna have to stage my whole family's death. (not quite there yet) So Hila, how would you rate this out of five tissues on the emotional scale? Um.. I would just give it one layer of one tissue. One ply. *giggle* You get one- You guys get one ply for that one. Thank you guys so much for watching, tune in to the H3 Podcast this Friday at 10 a.m PST for Jack Black to be joining us, but that being said have a Papa blessed week *Outro*
So glad they took a suggestion from the comments!
"Are you calling them dumb?" (ethan has mini existential crisis that this would be brought into question) "....yes?" I was rolling
🎤 I'm about to break my boyfriend's heart and really undermine his trust 🎤
"How many Intros do I have to watch? I just wanna watch your girlfriend having a miscarriage" lmao
"You got blood even on this bottle cap"
Hila is hilarious
First JonTron, now H3H3..all we need now is for Idubbbz to drop a video
THIS FUCKING TITLE GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. JESUS.
Damn they got Jack Black as a guest on the podcast? That seems significant! Glad to see the podcast is attracting some big names!
Solid H3H3 content! Papa bless!