The Game That Ruined Frogger™

gee I cannot wait to play my favorite simple arcade game that involves dodging traffic yes I know stars make your skin grow where you speak a lick of English his head hit a rock and he was killed just like that players of the original Frogger are all rolling in their grave right now seeing as it came out in like 400 BC I wish I may I wish I must find a princess before I bust the heck did you just say I hate this bug that's incredible I could have gotten that down at the five and dime the local Dollar General but thank you ma'am bro has not a care in the world [Music] I figured that out when it was the coin and I picked it up like just honestly the real time like nature environments being rendered around you sight to behold brother I want you to press the square button that's so cool one wanted me to press a square button this is a oh I'm playing Spyro oh dang oh this is this is horrifying no I love these controls they're so good I probably didn't even mention this but Shigeru Miyamoto actually invented controls and controllers for this game I ate my own toe can you leave me alone I'm trying to gracefully well I didn't think it was so funny oh yeah come to Daddy Target sighted I knew I didn't get the English version I like that mechanic though where it goes into like slo-mo where you're in battle [Music] I like that mechanic though where the camera decides to purposely mislead you by switching around when you least expect it don't make me mad don't make my voice crack more drink scoobs Frogger I barely know her hello to you too what's your name this is a normal occurrence to You In fairness I didn't run screaming for the hills at the side of your face so let's just be cool with each other I guess yay you're swell catch you later cool maybe we can fish together and stuff radio good luck today talk to you again real soon yeah you're the greatest so anyway we'll see ya yeah maybe sometime you we'll play some video games too yeah that sounds good you're the best okay see it yeah you're the best see talk to you later yeah okay see you later oh my you there what's up what'd you think huh I don't know if this game's relatable or just completely mentally inept I gotta go all right get out of here see ya he wait when you when you gotta go dang I can see why why Smash Bros was kind of inspired by this game play pass it on a message from the church of help me please this game just keeps getting more comforting and relaxing as it goes on slowly jump in the cable car and I'll crank you to the other side hey it's funny this is a pre-rendered cutscene and it looks pretty much exactly the same as the regular game why did they use the rendering time for that why do they bother Mr John Pixar himself just to get that rendered oh why though chill this music was made with him doing that in mind right it like fits a little too well okay I gotta put this guy out of his misery yeah uh he kind of had a life and everything I don't have enough care left to give in a game like this you have to try so hard just to make the game function and look out for yourself but all empathy goes null and void if you lived in this house with me while I'm playing this game and you came up to me and you were like bro I just stepped on a really sharp bullet it was moving I don't even think I could comprehend like just how horrific that is and I'd just be like they serve Krabby Patties here hey Fellers I'll have a milk hello I mean I was making about the same face when I first started this game and heard his voice maybe you should run along froggy before something nasty happens to you but I'm looking for the river princess please keep begging them on please get murdered in the game cutscene not so I respawn I have to keep playing like get killed in the game good eh it's slashing time the old stand on the table and look down on you meow froggy meow oh goody it's slashing time where's the other guy oh you'll get infected soon enough [Music] bro I wasn't even over there oh I didn't realize the door was made of hell you know what I was gonna play today you know what I was gonna play uh hype the time Quest but I couldn't get it to work and this is what I'm doing now with my day how do I ring a bell do I just have to jump into it because that's cruel camera thank you oh I was gonna play you know what I was gonna play you know what I was gonna play today Ocarina of Time I know right unlucky I was gonna play with some some people supposed to be the best game ever made could have been such a good day just couldn't get it to run couldn't find the N64 disc what if I get on this you are an evil cryptic game you have serious problems I'm a full-grown adult if I do that as a kid I wouldn't have I would have never figured that out because it's just too demanding well what a good room I went in [Music] not adding those sound effects by the way they're just that loud and they're following me around hi I'm here to meet the river princess my princess you say oh please tell me where the princess is the river princess can I meet the princess you want to see the river princess [Music] if I lived in this universe then I'll leave it at that but I'm not hungry oh well that's okay frogs taste good whether they're hungry or not that's decently funny I was pretty scared of you at first because it's your design and stuff but realistically I forgot how powerful crates are in this universe wow you don't whoop me good boy quit licking my toes you'll be in Rivertown before you know it gotcha thanks for the tip we're just friends now people just punch each other and then we're good foreign [Music] what you're looking for can you help me I've had this conversation 17 times that Keys probably please seek professional help sir googler gobble what did you say to me I know I hope the people who made this game do find happiness someday like it's not that I don't feel for them you know I'll take the distraction about now what's up with love you have no redeeming qualities kind of deserve death okay oh sure there's just some magical what do I don't even I don't even just like every little thing this game does is a prank the sound effects are really funny if I was watching someone play this I might be laughing a little bit hoping that you better open open please just clip through it just give me this one thing or something mushrooms [Music] I tried to talk to you where were you when I needed you you've never been there for me if that door is open now I enter I enter villain Ark [Music] I'm not going that way without to do there must be some way to [Music] I just had to slap him in the face and he turned into a bug and it turned into a bug [Music] huh [Music] there must be some must be there must be some he was probably gonna say sanity and hope for us as a Humanity 's request and then please halfway through how much through my sanity am I it's Prestige like eight times your master no it can't be you've got a pretty high opinion of yourself monkey butt oh that insult hurt him on a personal level that guy had some serious issues [Music] come here silly I don't bite [Music] for my mental sanity's sake oh it's not a thing oh thank goodness [Music]

Channel: Peter Knetter

Views: 76,744

Keywords: lets, play, playthrough, walkthrough, gameplay, review, reaction, facecam, comedy, parody, funny, moments, funtage, montage, best, of, compilation, frogger, the great quest, frogger 3d, why frogger sucks, ps2, playstation, pc, windows

Id: D67YiH7PnWY

Length: 11min 4sec (664 seconds)

Published: Wed May 10 2023