The Funniest FAKE Minecraft Speedruns EVER...

heard the hyper ventil makes you run faster in Minecraft and we arrived at theold people who cheat in their speedruns are hilarious because they're terrible at hiding the fact that they cheated these are the funniest fake Minecraft speedruns the beginning of this speedrun seems very very legitimate loading screen looks good they got a timer they load into their world they're selecting the first slot but if we zoom out here come on they're not looking straight ahead which is a major red flag the speedrunner spawns directly in a village and they immediately enter one of the houses inside opening a chest and yeah it's very clear that the speedrun is fake what is with fake speedrunners he cleanly separated the Cobblestone evenly into two so yeah I'm aware this speedrun is fake it's just so funny that I had to show it to you after the speedrunner gets their very legitimate loot there is a very sudden cut even though the timer is exactly the same they've lost a ton of hunger and they have two hearts so what in the world happened in between I don't know and I'm pretty confused here because they have full diamond gear why are they going up to this tree and breaking it and that's when you hear the speedrunner say this I think this is the best tree in the game this is the best tree in the game well come on what are you talking about why is this the best tree in the game come on buddy are you serious what Incarnation yeah the best tree in the game miraculously dropped obsidian and flint and steel I think I missed a few updates guys I don't know well after the speedrunners encountered with the best tree in the game they approach this pig and they start hitting it until again there is another abrupt cut with no change to their timer and when they turn around there is a stack of cooked chicken in front of them first off was three pork not enough second off chicken and pig are two completely different things well after this strange string of events the speedrunner then moves on to building their nether portal but unfortunately this is just another speedrunner who does not understand the shape of a rectangle they actually go inside this thing and light it with flint and steel what Incarnation and you can hear the speedrunnner say this screwed it up again yeah I screwed it up again how much time has this guy been wasting building Nether Portals well there's another cut it's night time they turn around and they figured out what a rectangle looks like so they light their nether portal and they enter the end I mean the nether oops at which point there is no loading screen there's just another abrupt cut the speedrunner is floating around in the nether like a Goofy Goober in creative mode and you can hear him say this this isn't cheating this is just helping out the speed this this isn't cheating this is just helping out the speedrunner buddy do you think we just blew in from stupid town this is cheating well after wasting tons of time the speedrunner does find a nether fortress I'm not sure how the speedrunner does not die to these blazes because he just stands in front of them Point Blank and whacks at them like no tomorrow has this guy never played Minecraft before oh my goodness by some miracle they don't die they get three blaze rods and then they dig underneath the stairs and they find even more blaze rods hidden away oh yeah this is the handiwork of Mr Blaze yeah he always hides blaze rods underneath the stairs well anyways there is another sudden cut when the speedrunner turns around there are just tons of piglin hanging out in a hole just sitting there and when the speedrunner drops into that hole they pick up a slew of random items gee I uh I wonder if they have enough ender pearls well that all happened very quickly so the speedrunner builds another nether portal and they return to the Overworld but once they are in the Overworld they start talking about triangular and now I have anxiety considering some of the other fake speedrunners I have seen have no clue what triangulation even means about to start the Epic triangulation strap heard the hyper ventil it makes you run faster in Minecraft and we arrived at the stronghold just like that 2 minutes on the clock and yeah just like that the speedrunner found the portal room what intarnation so they fill the portal with eyes and then they say this got a little bit of extra Eyes of Ender yeah they just have a few extra Eyes of Ender just a few yeah yeah just Chuck those out no big deal once they are in the end there is no loading screen they're in creative mode and then they provide a very dramatic and fake reaction to being in creative mode followed by this cinematic music just randomly starts playing y wait guys no way dude there's a new glitch in the game we we can get creative mode fight the dragon dude what is with fake speedrunners and this goofy cinematic music while the speedrunner is just floating around like a goober breaking the end crystals the Cinematic music has a pause you can very clearly hear that they are just playing two music tracks at the same time it is so goofy let's go up minutes let's go boom and I'm sorry but I must be so unobservant I just notice now when did their timer start going backwards I feel so stupid well it's honestly good news to see that their timer is going backwards because this guy wastes so much time trying to figure out how to kill the Ender Dragon with a command it is just sad and yeah just like that the speedrunner beat the game at 3 minutes and 16 seconds and I honestly just find it so funny how they now have three songs playing at the same time the credit music this goofy cinematic song and the stupid dream speedrun music I'm so glad don't let this guy edit your videos that's all I'm saying this speedrun starts off and everything seems very normal here except for the fact that they are hungry so Anything Could Happen beyond that fog could be Herobrine lurking I don't know well the speedrunner starts breaking this tree in front of them turning the logs into planks until the speedrunner starts shaking their head and they just stop typing in the chat guys I'm a sped bro Pro can someone translate for me here I have no idea what this goober is saying they proceed to attempt speed bridging failing at it now I understand what they were trying to say OMG God guys I'm so good yeah I hate to burst your bubble but you are not good the speedrunner Mak a crafting table then they kindly announc to us in the text box guys I'm going to the bathroom and despite them saying they're going to the bathroom they start moving forward at which point there is an extremely sudden cut and they have a full inventory of tons of items the speedrunner says all right in the chat box at which point there is another sudden cut where all of their items are just gone and the Sun is setting what happened here I have no idea there's only one way to find out guys I need to go to to the bathroom buddy where I think you need to go is the doctor do you have a bladder problem well there is another cut and the speedrunner says Ah guys I'm back let's start mining so the speedrunner puts down the crafting table and they make a wooden pickaxe what happened to their diamond tools earlier I have no idea so they start mining down into the ground and they find a chest OMG guys oh okay now I know where all their diamond tools went we just won the lottery buddy you just won the lottery I lost by having to sit through this nonsense well the speedrunner Wast just so much time showing us how bad they are at melee in Minecraft what intarnation until they say ah guys and just wait for it guess what's going to happen I need to go to the bathroom again I am seriously concerned about this speedrunner I genuinely think we should start a GoFundMe for their medical condition excessive PE syndrome guys I'm back wait how's their ease of Ender yeah they gave them eles a full stack of is ofender while they were going to the bathroom this speedrun is so goofy they go into creative mode to set the time today then they go back into survival mode and then they realize ah wait a second I'm kind of hungry so they go back into creative mode giving themselves 64 cooked steak and they are back in a survival mode the universe is once again in Balance OMG God guys we got food and it's morning so I'm getting the vibe here that this guy meant to cut all of this nonsense out and they just didn't do it the speedrunner starts throwing Their Eyes of Ender at which point they go on a 10year long expedition to find the stronghold this goofy goober wastes so much time trying to find the stronghold at which point there is a very abrupt cut and the speedrunner looks like they are lodging in the hold of a ship the speedrunner starts saying guys ey and then they stop typing because they realize they are in creative mode so there's another cut they're back in survival and they say guys I'm back exclamation mark 1 exclamation mark 11111 they dig down revealing they are in the stronghold and then the speedrunner just does this kind of like flailing screen Shake now hold your horses here before the speedrunner can fill the end portal with eyes and enter the end they engage in a vicious and grueling battle with a single silverfish yep you cannot make this up this speedrunner almost died to a single silverfish this is priceless then the speedrunner begins filling the portal with eyes nope never mind they almost die to this to this guy cannot catch a break it's like he's allergic to air if anyone needs to cheat it is this speedrunner so the speedrunner spawns into the end there is a very sudden cut and they say guys OMG I'm back in survival no and they're saying no because they understand that they will die in2 seconds yeah this speedrun is just sad to watch this guy is getting tossed around like a boxing bag in the same room as Mike Tyson they are in creative mode and have unlimited beds and I could literally do more damage on the dragon with my eyes closed and while I am sleeping the speedrunner has exhausted all of his options for cheating so they go into their video settings they click on skin customization what are you going to do buddy turn off the left pants leg just accept the fact that you are bad at this game they literally have beds in their inventory and they are hitting the Ender Dragon with an axe listen I think on top of the GoFundMe we're going to start for this guy's medical condition about peeing I think we should also start a fundraiser to help educate them on how to beat Minecraft and yeah just like that they're in creative mode and the Ender Dragon is dead I know this one was fake it was just so stupid that I wanted to show it to you this speedrun is pretty goofy because their timer is just smack dab right in the middle of the screen I'm not sure why they put that there if they're trying to hide something or they just don't understand how speedruns work there's only one way to find out on top of that their speedrun timer begins before they even start playing buddy what are you doing here and they're already level seven this is not looking good and oh my gosh I don't know if I'm tired but I just noticed now that it's night time let's just get this over with the speedrunner immediately runs towards these trees and begins breaking it but in a very sudden cut going frame by frame the speedrun footage skips ahead by 3 seconds and there is an extremely inconspicuous chest in a hole and inside the chest is 64 Oak planks and a treasure map oh wow would you look at that how convenient there's an x marks the spot on the beach right next to them so the speedrunner goes over to the x marks the spot and they dig down for a very long time time what intarnation after wasting a whole 15 seconds they finally find the chest and inside is full netherite gear whoopdee doah what a surprise how convenient and wow would you look at that it's the red wool that they Ed to build all of this in the first place buddy how obvious can you be then the speedrun just immediately cuts to them running towards nether portal that is fully completed no sign of oh I don't know maybe like a ruined portal structure are you even trying to make this believable yeah well it just gets worse the speedrunner when they enter the nether they find a mini nether fortress and the spawner on the mini nether fortress is a sheep Spawner in the chest next to the Sheep spawner is a single ender pearl and two blaze rods so naturally the speedrunner takes their newly found materials and creates an eye ofender that is not how you create an Eye of Ender buddy did you just blow in from stupid town oh my goodness then they make a crafting table to make Eyes of Ender this could not get any worse after wasting an appropriate amount of time they they finally figure out how to create blaze powder and then they make their eye vender congratulations congratulations when the speedrunner returns to the Overworld they show their extreme skill at Minecraft by just Spam clicking all the enemies in front of them after witnessing such raw talent and skill the speedrunner runs across the beach and there is just this like pillar emerging from the ocean floor so the speedrunner dives into the ocean to discover what is going on here and it's the stronghold portal room why am I not surprised very convenient they have one eye ofender the portal is missing one eye while the speedrunner fills the end portal they enter the end at a world record pace of 2 minutes and 30 seconds holy cow holy canoli I am so impressed and so proud of this speedrunner wait a second why are they typing in the chat box yeah they went into creative mode then they give themselves an elytra and a rocket even though they are already in creative mode and for someone who is in creative mode and cheating to this degree they are really bad at being in creative mode the speedrunner wastes a whole 2 minutes trying to beat the game the dragon's Health has not even reached 50% yet and then their timer just stops working what is with cheating speedrunners and malfunctioning timers after wasting even more time the speedrun footage just cuts to the dragon being dead and the timer is at 40 seconds and just like that they beat Minecraft in a world record 50 seconds nope never mind hang on for the last like 2 seconds of the footage that I have their speedrun timer just starts running again this is so goofy this speedrun is pretty breathtaking but it goes by very quickly so I'm going to have to watch it frame by frame here the real question is is it legitimate is it fake I don't know you're going to have to tell me so the speedrunner spawns into their world and everything is looking good they got a timer at the bottom they press Escape going into the game menu changing their difficulty too easy from there the speedrunner approaches this very specific grass block and they break it and just breaking a few blocks they fall into a cavern system and the speed Runner gets very lucky because there is a library with cobwebs and they use that to break their fall damage and wow would you look at that they landed directly into the stronghold and while the speedrunner is falling they open this chest and take this iron pickaxe so they definitely mean business if they're not grabbing that armor I'm just saying there is a creeper and two skeletons in front of them the speedrunner has six hearts and they use an iron pickaxe to break the Skeleton on the right the speedrunner gets very lucky by getting this bow that has probably one shot left in it and two arrows so the speedrunner opens up this door and directly in front of them is the stronghold which is extremely lucky now the speedrun footage does not show it but it's very clear that the end portal is completely filled so the likelihood of something like this happening is very very low I am more likely to get a video sponsored by oper GX for example example for some reason they're just not responding to my messages come on guys sponsor a video so as soon as the speedrunner enters the end they press escape and they change their render distance increasing it so the only reason I can guess why they would do this is to make sure that the Ender Dragon is spawning in and operating correctly I don't know well the speedrunner mines three very specific blocks of endstone climbing up onto the top of the end Island and Mining more blocks they put two endstone blocks on the ground dig a hole behind behind it getting into that hole and readying their arrow and as soon as the Ender Dragon approaches them they shoot their Arrow at the dragon and with the speeder themselves having 1 and A2 Hearts left over they somehow one- shot the Ender Dragon how is this possible is this fake is this real let me explain this is actually an any% set seed glitchless Minecraft speedrun and the way the speedrunner just one- shot the ender dragon as basically as I can explain it is that while the speedrunner was getting knocked back by the Dragon while also being as close as possible to the center of its hit box the more speed they are gaining from being knocked back so they shoot their Arrow while temporarily having that high speed from the knockback their Arrow also has this velocity and the Arrow's damage is proportional to its speed after beating the Ender Dragon the speedrunner does have 1 and A2 Hearts left over I thought it would be funny if they died by accident but they didn't and they actually beat the game in 54 seconds in game time which is pretty impressive I just thought thought it was cool so I wanted to share it with you

Channel: Ayundaru

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Id: lDBf15gQFE0

Length: 16min 36sec (996 seconds)

Published: Sat May 18 2024