The Funniest FAKE Minecraft Speedruns EVER

oh holy Toole guacamole this is the world's rarest armor oh people who cheat in their speedruns are hilarious because they're terrible at hiding the fact that they cheated these are the funniest fake Minecraft speedruns this speedrun it is so wildly fake and stupid hell guys today we're doing Minecraft speed so let me just play this conveniently back for the reason oh brother yeah that's right the speed Runner breaks this very conspicuous looking dirt block and underneath it is a chest with 66 obsid with 66 obsidian blocks and a very lightly used flint and steel wow how lucky are they well this very legitimate speedrunner takes their obsidian to build a nether portal and light it unfortunately I I think this is their first time ever placing blocks they proceed to have this like golum style freak out why did it work and yeah then the footage just cuts and their portal suddenly works now this speedrun really ramps up as soon as they get into The Nether they run into the illustrious God villager closely related to many traitors and again the speedrunner is very excited about all these things he continues to sound like Gollum F villager oh now that the speedrunner is back into the Overworld there is a chest right in front of them with 64 Eyes of Ender so they toss an eye vender into the sky okay wait this is taking too long this is just something that like it tells me that exp Bond the chest B okay wait what why isn't it working should I found a stronghold yes the the footage just cuts to them immediately being in the stronghold not conspicuous at all well now that the speedrunner found the portal room they are filling the portal with eyes but they jump into the portal before they fill it so they're just slowly dying in the lava luckily though they do redeem themselves and they enter the end uh they are still burning and yeah that's when the footage Cuts again very suddenly and the god villager is making his second appearance in Act 2 totally just going to ignore that villager spawn egg in their hot bar there oh go you g me creaive oh oh than you vill you know yeah that's right the god villager grants the speedrunner with creativ mode and now that the speedrunner has creative mode they have no use for this villager anymore so they start digging a hole into the void to push the Villager down there but despite popular belief the Villager is actually a lot smarter than that and that's when the speedrunner falls into the void did they forget they are in creative mode but this is my favorite part of the speedrun this is when they have their final freak out this entire time we've been seeing smeagle this is where Gollum comes out uhuh no no no no no this is unfair this speedrun is actually Super Mario 64 Mario enters the castle with a with a fishing net and he's he's driving a sports car in the Mushroom Kingdom I don't I don't actually remember this part of Super Mario 64 oh and there's Bowser and he defeats Bowser wow that was so impressive yeah this is fake I know this speedrun is extremely unusual because they're calling their world name Minecraft speedrun in 5 minutes 58 seconds and 71 milliseconds buddy I hate to break it to you but that's not how speedr running Works how are you naming your world the time that you're going to complete the game in well they create their world and their world creation screen does look normal but as soon as they spawn in oh come on the timer isn't even started it says set on game mode to survival I feel like I've been bamboozled they spawn right next to a ruined nether portal on the beach opening the chest there's a lot lot of gold weapons and a fire charge in the chest so they use the Golden Axe they just got out of the chest to break this tree and they make a crafting table right next to the ruined nether portal is a desert temple so they go inside and they actually do look like they know what they're doing they don't trigger the pressure plate like a Goofy Goober they collect the TNT beneath them but here's where things really start to go downhill they open up the chests and there are just so many enchanted golden apples this is not possible I hate to break it they break open more chests there's just more golden apples in your dreams buddy so they exit the desert pyramid and they go back to their ruined nether portal which by the way isn't even ruined it's complete the speedrunner uses the fire charge to light the nether portal and they enter the end uh hold on a second what's going on here I don't know if you caught just what hap I can't speak I don't know if you caught what just happened but if I go frame by frame there was an extremely sudden cut the speedrunner suddenly has one level of experience points there's items all over the to the ground and when they turn around there's just this casual meeting of piglins in a ditch GE I I wonder how they got there the speedrunner throws 32 golden ingots into the pit of piglins they waste a hilarious amount of time just organizing their inventory and they end up getting 23 ender pearls from their trades which statistically is impossible and from this point forward they jump off of this ledge seemingly jumping into the pit of lava but beneath them is water which I'm pretty sure is impossible like I'm 99% sure you can't put water down in the nether then they just waste so much time awkwardly swimming around on this obsidian platform until nether fortress just appears at a thin air I have so many questions they now have to waste a ton of time building back up to where they were in order to get into The Nether Fortress why did you jump off in the first place eventually though the speedrunner does find a blaze spawner so they consume their potion of fire resistance and their enchanted golden apple yeah you're going to need it given the way you've been playing after just wasting so much time being horrible at aiming hitting things just smacking The Blaze far away so that they can't touch them again they do kill two Blaze and they get seven blaze rods from them which means their sword must have looting a bajillion Chan there's no way for that to statistically happen and hang on a second did you notice what just happened if I rewind the footage there is a very obvious cut where the speedrunner suddenly has TNT and they're building up to the nether portal but if I go back they had plenty of blocks in their inventory why did they go into creative mode to give themselves more blocks when they already had some oh brother they're back at their nether portal and they are returning to the Overworld the speedrunner crafts Eyes of Ender they throw it up in the air to determine the location of the stronghold and not far from where they spawned they dig down wow would you look at that they dug directly into the portal room coin I think not the speedrunner fills the portal with eyes and they enter the end so clearly on the screen they are using beds to defeat the Ender Dragon right they beat the game and that's that they got the world record but hang on a second look closer and tell me if you notice it yeah they got this lowquality health and hunger bar and slapped it onto their screen for a while I didn't even realize they have been in creative mode this entire time which explains why they're not taking any damage have they just been in creative mode this entire speed run and just like that they beat the game in exactly as much time as they said when they created their world that takes some serious skill this speedrun well the speedrunner starts off by breaking a tree and then they make a crafting table and they make um uh a Dyson fan now it looks like the speedrunner is entering into a new dimension um the dimension where he kills a a light bulb with a blue paint brush and then he got his golden french fry and and it looks like he actually just broke it down into some particles now the French fry particles and now he has a dirty Penny the speed Runner is entering the purple Dyson fan territory this Dimension is that of blobs no never mind he's he's feeling the ortal with eyes I knew that the speedrunner flies into the end portal and he defeats the purple cat just like that he beat the game in 78 seconds wow this speedrun may seem normal at first glance but at the bottom left of the screen it very clearly says mod the speedrunner does create their world all of their settings look normal and the loading screen seems very legitimate but as soon as they spawn into the world they are level eight so I'm not sure how they're going to explain this one to the judge they also spawned right next to a lava pool and a village and this speedrun is very basic exactly what you'd expect from a very normal and typical Minecraft speedrun they break the blocks on the house to get wood they make a crafting table they make a wooden pickaxe using it to collect some stone at this point the speedrunner is completely geared up so they collect some hay flint and steel and then they start killing this Golem getting four iron ingots from it so the speedrunner is now able to craft a bucket they steal some water from the villagers and they start creating their nether portal and while the speedrunner is very slow at creating a nether portal with a bucket they don't mess up and they're right into The Nether and wow would you look at that as soon as they're in the nether it turns out that they spawned right next to a Bastion they use a boat to drop to the bottom of the Bastion all of this looks like a very typical Minecraft speedrun that is until they open the chests there is enough obsidian in this chest for them to craft a billion Nether Portals at least they tried to hide the fact that they were cheating they spread out the obsidian a little bit in the chest but when they select all of them it perfectly adds up to a stack of 64 blocks I don't know what can make it any more obvious I mean come on the proof is in the pudding here well the speedrunner runs into piglins and he starts trading with them the speedrunner drops maybe 10 golden ingots and they get 16 eyes ofender now while the likelihood of this actually happening is very very low it's possible I'll give him the benefit of the doubt here that is until they exit the Bastion and they open their inventory that's when I realized that they didn't get 16 ender pearls they got 128 ender pearls yeah that's not possible well after wasting a lot of time in aimless ly walking around the speedrunner does eventually come across a nether fortress and building up to the surface is very easy with their 64 blocks of obsidian the speedrunner does eventually come across a blaze spawner and they end up killing two blazes one Blaze Rod they pick up but keep an eye on this Blaze Rod that fell off the edge here it's definitely going to come into play later that's all I'm going to say they kill another Blaze totaling two blaze rods in their inventory and it's at this point when they create a nether portal to help them determine how they're going to get to the stronghold as quickly as possible and I'm going to tell you how the speedrunner when in the Overworld crafts Their Eyes of Ender and they throw one up into the sky they zoom into the Eye of Ender pressing F3 displaying information like the angle which in this case is about -65 and then they leave the Overworld now the only thing I can imagine What's Happening Here is that they have something like the ninja brainbot running on a second monitor or they're just cheating there's really no way to tell because typically speedr Runners have that calculator on the screen regardless though throwing that Eye of Ender would be able to provide information to the speedrunner as to where the stronghold is in the Overworld and the nether coordinates so the speedrunner kills three more blazes getting five total blaze rods and then they drop down to those blaze rods from earlier giving them a total of eight which is extremely lucky it's at this point where it seems like the speedrunner is just aimlessly wandering around but in reality what I think is going on is he is going to that location that he got from his calculator see the problem is that he never presses F3 to display his coordinates how does he know where to go does he just have a really fantastic sense of cardinal directions I think Not Buddy regardless once they get to their end destination they do create another nether portal and as soon as they enter the Overworld they immediately start digging down and would you look at that they dig right down into the stronghold it seems as if the speed knew exactly where the portal room was too which only further proves that this guy is trying to make it look like he's doing all sorts of fancy strategies and calculations but I think he just memorized what to do I don't know it's just a hunch well the speedrunner crafts more is vender filling the portal with eyes and entering the end hold on a second did you see what just happened as soon as they spawn in they're just falling into the void then they get teleported back onto the platform and out of nowhere the Ender Dragon loses all of its Health but one HP as if that is not goofy enough with one HP left the speedrunner misses the dragon with their bow and arrow so many times oh he almost had out on that one eventually after missing just so much and making an embarrassing fool of himself he does kill the dragon beating the game this speedrunner starts off spawning in a village the speedrunner is so tall he actually can't fit under doors so there was a sudden cut to the speedrun and just like that he found a diamond sword in a villager house which we all know that's not possible well the speedrunner starts attacking the villagers I don't know what's gotten into him and he continues to explore the village wow would you look at that he got a diamond pickaxe too so he's mining the Cobblestone which is exactly what you do with the diamond pickaxe the speedrunner continues exploring the village he finds a painting that's secretly hiding an underground tunnel system with Minecart tracks this is something else I've never seen this in a speedrun before then they get the special Minecraft suitcase Minecraft's newest update in the suitcase update he starts flying oh my goodness he's in creative mode he's cheating I cannot believe him this immediately disqualifies his run he starts mining this Cobblestone wall in creative mode can you believe it and he finds the end portal the end portal is filled completely I mean that's a one in a million chance he enters the end breaks the end crystals he starts walloping the Ender Dragon oh my goodness this fight with the Ender Dragon was truly breathtaking the sheer skill and determination that the speedrunner has is unbelievable wow Dragon down rest in peace just like that the speedrunner beat the game in world record time wow I am so grateful to say it starts off normal there is nothing fishy going on here the speedrunner walks forward breaking this tree so they take those logs and they turn them into wooden planks and wow holy cow they spawned right next to a lava pool this is a very lucky start they explore the forest a little bit more and they find a village they go into a villager house and they open a chest getting some bread a potato an emerald a couple more logs nothing unusual yet they break the bed picking it up but clearly I spoke too soon about oh everything looks normal now wait a second there buddy did you see what just happened there was a very sudden cut and on the top right of their screen it very clearly shows that they have given themselves a status effect to make them very very strong which explains why there are these particles in the air and explains why they're able to kill this Golem in a single hit so yes the speedrunner gets four iron ingots from that Golem and while they are clearly cheating this is not one of the worst Defenders at least they're not riding like a flying Golden Pig right but unfortunately things just go so downhill from here they turn back to where they killed the Iron Golem and now there's just a bajillion million jillion iron ingots on the ground yeah this went from 0 to 100 real quick so the speedruner returns to the lava pool that they spawned at earlier and they attempt making a nether portal and wow I am actually so impressed this speedrunner is really good at making a nether portal oh yeah never mind yeah they messed up making the nether portal made a cut at the top left of the screen it very clearly says set on game mode to survival come on buddy but again wow they are just going at making this nether never mind they messed it up again what Incarnation they went into creative mode again fixed their nether portal and now they are in the Nether Portal waiting for these wooden blocks to light it so despite the fact that this guy is clearly cheating he actually has some of the basic skills of a Minecraft speedrunner well the speedrunner spawns into The Nether and they spawn right on top of a Bastion this is so unlikely to happen and on top of that there's just a hunk of golden blocks on the top of the Bastion you know what I'm not going to get frustrated about this maybe this is legitimate maybe this is just all in my head well anyways the speedrunner breaks the golden blocks which will definitely come in handy for when they decide to trade with piglins then the speed speedrunner turns around and there's a another Fortress right there behind him well while exploring the speedrunner runs into an angry horde of enemies and he almost dies so the speedrunner runs away and then they put their game mode into peaceful and that's all fantastic because he didn't die but that immediately disqualifies his speedrun so now that the speedrunner is not going to be attacked by any of the angry mobs he finds a piglin that is conveniently stuck in a hole so the speedrunner decides okay I'm going to trade gold with the piglin so the speedrunner goes back into normal difficulty then he starts getting chased Again by The Angry horde he's on fire he's getting shot at and then he falls down a ditch and he dies but it's okay cuz the timer still going they still have plenty of time to redeem themselves that is until they respawn and put themselves in the creative mode so they go back into the nether wasting tons of time trying to locate all of the items that they just lost and finally they are back in survival mode the difficulty is on normal and they are once again about to die they're being chased by wither skeletons they are on fire that's when they open up the chat box and they start typing slash effect and what I think is going on here is they're going to give themselves maybe strength maybe fire resistance but I think they forgot what the command is and they have this like freak out in their microphone on give need fire assistance jeez what the I can't fight in this condition even though it literally gives a suggestion on the left side it's says fire resistance just type that buddy he types fire resid fire resiste fire resists finally I don't have to sit through that torture anymore they finally have their fire resistance we have fire resistance out of thin air you got fire resistance out of thin air it sounded like you were giving birth while you were trying to figure out how to type resistance what do you mean well anyways it doesn't matter the speedrunner gets two blaze rods and then all of a sudden their footage cuts to them looking at a corner of the nether fortress that just has again a bajillion shilan blaze rods on the ground so just to recap here they did not end up trading with the piglins they have more blaze rods than they could ever need and they return to the nether portal returning to the Overworld as for what they're going to do about ender pearls I have no idea the footage immediately cuts to a bunch of cooked steak on the ground while it says set on game mode to survival on the top left of the screen and again the footage Cuts another time where there is just this hulking mass of Ender in the ground well that answers my question from earlier so they craft eyes a vendor they toss one and would you look at that the stronghold is directly beneath them the speedrunner gets into the portal room filling the portal with eyes and they enter the end and while they are digging up they are about to die and once again they go into creative mode at this point this goober has completely lost me he is wasting so much time just cycling through all of his old commands that he's entered before he gives himself strength and to one shot the Ender Dragon with no weapon still wasting so much time because the Ender Dragon clearly still has a little bit of Health left and then I'm not actually sure what happened it just died to nothing yeah this one was painful to get through

Channel: Ayundaru

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Id: GYsKgAQg59k

Length: 20min 16sec (1216 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 02 2024