The Expensive World of Old Man Games

hey there's a kangaroo in the middle of the road looking at us he's coming right at it I'll get him oh my God he's gonna kill us oh you clipped him he died [Music] don't get me wrong there's games out there that are pay to win but this game separates itself from the pack by not being paid to win so much is uh because it's a hunting game you're going out there you're shooting deer you're not really you're not really versing anybody this game is like uh this game's like paid to tolerate you know pay to enjoy the base game uh I'm I'm pretty sure comes with just like uh the most boring Barren pieces of land that America can provide they describe it as just oh this is a hunting area reminiscent of North America some sort of coniferous Force like and no it's not this thing has to be just like a strip of land between the interstates or something like there's no there's like four animals on it it makes no goddamn sense where is everything come on bro we're trying to be stealth man if I keep this at a nice 5K you can't hear this thing purrs oh yeah it'll be fine I'll even turn off the lights the Beamers I actually turned up my Game Boy it's so loud seriously we got so demoralized looking for for animals or anything to kill we just started ramping our our ATVs off the off of our dogs we're not sickos that's a that's a feature in the game play in GTA oh boom you know if you get a lot of momentum doesn't mean it's going to be the the wackiest stunt no dude it's it's really it's how you hit the dog that's really where the art is we'll change it yeah [Music] oh by the way the ATVs yeah these aren't standard that's DLC without those you have to walk around with a rifle like Jason Voorhees and just look for deer on foot and God forbid you make a noise any noise you step on a twig it's game over dude this deer will run a mile and a half away from you I just realized what I'm describing is the gameplay Loop that is that's the that's the point of hunting is you're sitting there following a deer smelling its looking at its little Footprints left in the ground and that's the Allure and I simply that sucks hunting sucks you know it's much more fun to get a goddamn M16 and hop on an ATV straight drop in pounds of every two feet he's stunning on you so hard you shot him twice in the spine he's like I'm just gonna go up this mountain and take 500 shits and run maybe it's every time he drops blood he doesn't want you to be on his Trail so he just lays the door cover up on my blood splatter with diarrhea The Blood Out can't track this I'm even terrified if they had a diarrhea Hound but no I didn't see one in the bunch buddy a second you start paying up some money all of a sudden nature provides you know what I'm saying you go to you get the Africa DLC just like real life where they don't have Walmarts and yet so the the herds can roam and uh and you start gutting down of course you have to have the ATV DLC so you can chase stuff and well once you've gone a certain length you probably want to go ahead and get that tint deal so you see you have a place to sleep um and the grasslands are so tall you can't see over them so I probably won't go ahead and buy that uh hunting stand DLC while you're at it and the game's bigger over there you know you're not hunting little white-tailed deer anymore so probably going to want to go ahead and get that modern rifle pack at it God damn dude but I want to carry a tent and a ground blind oh yeah bring a big ass tree stand yeah I mean I pay for it I want to carry it you might have to spring for that backpack DLC I think you can buy it I Gotta Buy DLCs to get other DLCs this game is goddamn giant scam like ran by Mr Krabs yeah he actually wasn't joking there is a backpack DLC but it is it's free at least by the way this is the Africa map look how abundant the animals are wait spot animal big Cape buffalo did you see it okay yeah yeah we got them spotted over there uh do you want to get a better angle absolutely there's two of them I'm gonna spot the other no there's like three of them we're gonna get to a more advantageous position shut up dog shut that dog up kill that mind God keeps going oh my God this is why I give all my dogs laryngectomies all right I get more microphones if they need to talk he said you were scaring them away oh it's because there's a water buffalo chasing us holy [Music] two two shots three shots four shots the big one for this another two shots same shot at flesh jaw skull I got a flesh uh Sam flesh flesh fleshed off lung flesh thoracic vertebrates flesh right long liver stomach flesh right scapula right lungs thoracic vertebrae I think twice why are you scaring us you got him Sam good job the cartel execution on a Buffalo what the hell what's your honors I wanna I wanna join you guys but I want to finish this guy off a Eurasian widget that's a bird that's like widgets I would say like a Harry Potter ingredient Oh no I got him oh he took me out dude he's got a taste for Humanity oh he's ran into you salt are you all right yo I can't respawn because it knocked me all the way off the map like the map is drifting yeah three murders all three of you yeah knocked us out I got an achievement For You killing the animal I guess me running him over kind of helps I'm the only one to hit it well it probably doesn't track those ATV hits the hell out of it the forensics on that yeah yeah wait she's shot by one two two three and I can see bumper abrasions yeah shiny buffalo head I'm gonna shoot him right in the they hate it when you do that clog his bottle up with his with the bullet oh yeah get him get him [Music] all right keep on his keep on his tail I hit him on the side oh they're getting they're getting into the high grass I think he's tuckered out he died did he die yeah he's done yeah down an animal with the last round of ammunition hell yeah hell yeah dude flesh I thought it said scrotum it says sacrum and coccyx fantastic scrotum and I did it what joke for the 31 of the damage to his flesh I think they probably went up and over this Ridge I'm basing that up nothing there's so many cow pies I've been running through are there elephants and out here dude I would love to kill an elephant that'd be awesome that would be badass possible then they give us a game where you can shoot up again [Laughter] come down oh wait oh they're crossing the road you see that yeah so it's like right in front of me you didn't report it was in front of me he didn't report it I don't know yeah Savannah is way cooler I like hunting like this you know we're just running down in your ATV or like modern day like natives you know just like the natives instead of bows and horses we got ATVs and shotguns another part of this game that also pissed me off so much was the um that tent the tent that you use to get your ammo your ATV your mode of transportation and you can fast travel to it is DLC that's a DLC it'd be like if Dark Souls just had like the bonfires were DLC you know [Music] such a kick in the nuts to not have it just stuck out here walking around with a rifle so can you can you get put down your tent how about an ATV already well I can't Brian's doing it in front of me behind me like there's no way there's an animal around me he's done a full circle oh this place is pretty dope it's it's so good I think I need to top up on ammo I kind of lit loose in there just just take it all we are playing this tomorrow I am buying a tent I don't give a that's so good that's so good I'm gonna go through the a lot of dog flips yeah I need a I need a tent Evac y oh my God install you never keep up with that awesome DLC you have yeah stay with the group okay when you got that DLC you have God's gift you need to share it with the world if you're the only guy with a tent you're like uh the one kid with the cool console and the kids go over to play and they don't care they they don't like the kid they just go for the console hey guys do you hear anybody talking until you're needed for your 10 you shut up [Music] oh another Buffalo yeah I think I just shot that thing in the head but I did not change he killed me hey uh tin boy I am need of your tits where'd it go man it's over here next to me oh it ran me down okay okay the tent's down the tent's down hey what's up everybody this is badass oh kudu yeah you get like a super gun I want like super bullets you have to buy one of the many DLCs do I have to buy it I think I actually I bought my Captain America gun from from DLC on every other gun sucks yeah because my other ones can't penetrate them yeah we should be able to get some Far Cry stuff like a wing suit would be awesome too wing suit in on sun I heard a buffalo [Laughter] I'm gonna correct myself I'm sorry The Tint is so that you can uh you can fast travel any point you want there are houses around on the map we're hunting in like a residential area I'm pretty certain this game rocks who am I kidding hunting in a residential area in like Suburbia I'd pay for that from the topographical map there seems to be no way to get up there except for on the Northern side it might be yeah this is a style rock yeah it's just I think I've got it up there before I don't remember yeah you probably got the goddamn zipline DLC or something yeah Moon boots Plus yeah it does rack up a little bit a lot of these are just like you know conveniences that a normal game would have yeah like not having anything DLC is whack wait is there a cave here this goes inside over the top do you think anybody that's played this game is actually like had to hunt something in here there's got to be some loot right oh there's like a bottomless pit over here oh that's what I'm talking about I'm going in I'm going out with a blaze of glory Park your dog okay all right buddy you gotta make a big jump for him okay is that the right okay yeah the dog is gone I was hoping to do a few more flips I'll be honest wait dude this stop stock just ran off holy he loved that dog on his own just to prove how much of a ridiculous Advantage it is to have the DLC Bizzle who had not had any of the DLC purchased you gotta you gotta hand it to Bizzle dude that guy will fight the man he will thrash about doesn't matter even if it at the detriment of his own enjoyment you know uh that Daisy server he wasn't putting any money towards those people from that video and then um which I agree with him them and then uh what else was there this game with the DLC he's like him I'm not I'm not paying even if they're they're on sale at the time so he was like I'm not giving them a dollar I'm not even 99 cents making me pay for an ATV and a tent are you kidding me for the ATVs ATVs were free in the other one in like the free weekend and now then they put it behind the paywall so that you have to walk your fat ass across this entire game wait are you how do I do you better run cheat engineer in a second I'm sprinting I got speed ax on this is gonna take no time I'll go I'll get to him disconnected did you get vac banned on a hunting game very admirable but uh to test how effective that that thought process is we're gonna have a hunting challenge first to two kills we'll see who the better Hunter is him or my credit card does it have to be crocodiles it has to be whatever you have a you have like a M4 what yeah I paid money for this I paid actual pay Deliverance I don't even wait this is empty I think I've gotten his little scooter get out of here hey this is my grounds get out this looks like good hunting territory right here I'm sticking it out yeah that's where my tracks are so don't you even dare try to kill him whatever you're tracking [Music] boom got one easy was it a crocodile solution no it's not a crocodile we didn't say it had to be a crap oh you all right fine then I'm getting it I'm driving I'm just here this hitchhiking kangaroo foreign [Music] I'm about to lose this hunting contest I had a huge leave and Sam went rogue and now he's just shooting squirrels are you kidding me we went on a kill all you can kill Buffet contest and you're upset that I'm killing he drove over to a PetSmart and started shooting the animals and cages it basically I think these are domesticated cows I'm killing dude guys get the off of my that's my kill that backwards get it right here confirmed trophy no no no no hold on he cheated he cheated by the way I'm not uh I'm not on them monetizing the game I don't have a problem with that I have I I'm making the observation that these people have realized that Their audience their demographic because no Zoomers are playing this this isn't a there's not a lot of fortnite Hunter Call of the Wild crossover you know but uh they've realized that old dudes that are gonna play this are used to hobbies that are incredibly expensive they're used to hunting all the goddamn Aviation have you seen those like old dude Aviation setups uh the Euro Truck Sim I guess that's not like a rich guy sport truck driving oh my God I just had a great business idea we should develop a yacht simulator where you know all the things like like a like the deck chairs the boat shoes uh uh the little boat hats you know those little straw hats at dudes wore uh any of that Kennedy all that all those DLCs are twenty dollars a piece yeah whole damage hole repair stuff like that you gotta actively right then or else your boat's gonna sink you gotta swipe that credit card you better swipe it right then and there venmo me or something or else I ain't passionate I'm not gonna fix it dude whoa wait shooting Brian look across the look across the lake dude look at that oh look at that pride of Africa looking yeah dude you idiots do a countdown or nothing I didn't shoot that wasn't me who did that I thought that was you oh wow you completely whiffed it Beth is the king of the freaking jungle right there baby in the jungle in this vanity going up towards that tree in the middle like the the tree but yeah like the Better Call Saul tree we're uh he was waiting there for with with Mike he went that way you lost us the goddamn biggest lion I have ever seen his Mane was out to here dude that was the Jew that looked like the what was that what what movie company uses them gold gold style what are they called I I thought it was Warner Bros no not Universal that's the Earth this will be Earth Paramount's a woman what's the James Bond one point point is it was it was beautiful perfect you could put that on a goddamn Nat Geo goddamn cover okay and you lift it Lion's gate you yeah it's like okay that one's the lion one MGM Grand MGM Grand is the classic lion okay yeah the Metro okay I'm not crazy I'm not crazy okay it's all the same people oh next time we get to a garage I want you to get a gray ATV you're no longer part of the river that is not okay well I'm just going to drive into the ocean then because that is the rudest thing I've ever heard good night you get that water buffalo uh you had the Dwight haircut I couldn't fire on them I got Buck Fever I said damn dude he lives life like that I'll let him live [Applause] big lion Bizzle go back to the tent off Brian we got a big ass life oh go back to the 10. Brian you're with me come on you're like we're like Wiley Coyote in this scenario and they are like they're faster than the ATV what's the Wikipedia on that are they actually faster than a ATV I feel like that's not true Google that you want to know a fun little fact apparently uh Alliance will kill an entire pride of little cubs just to make the female like in heat the opposite of a simp dude that is like that's super Alpha dude imagine killing an entire family just to make her horny you know what I mean kill your kids so your gets wet if you don't me I'll kill your family you kill every kid through that that's looking great it's the greatest strategy I feel like I mean in humans but apparently it works all the it's like a hundred percent on lions let's find a lioness kill it doll it up make it look all hot and then do the classic classic cartoon thing where we lure them in with a sexy lioness and then we shoot them oh with like a lioness call yeah or they yeah I guess a call would work too do they sell those and everything I just I want to kill something I just want to feel something die by my fingers even if it's yourself is this it The elusive lion is he running yeah he's running straight ahead of me he's in this this Thicket this might be it all right we'll wrap around to the right I'm wrapping around to the right I'm on it I'm just gonna stay on it you can see me right yeah keep tracking me because I'm on it how far ahead of you is he 20 meters 30 meters oh really oh it's a lioness the one I saw was a male but that's that's you got me do that what [Music] I don't know it looks like mosquito Joe has come here and just fumigated this entire continent there's not a single living organ doesn't make sense I on this place was like the Cradle of Life 45 minutes ago when we were in like these turds and stuff yeah open a Starbucks dude open a Starbucks it's over this place is completely Barren it's place we killed it all we did it we killed every thing on this I feel like I feel good about that you know that movie uh water world yes yes with dude what is with you in Water World you're always gonna say more than any other human I've known you've come back to Kevin Costner's world and you always go have you ever watched water have you ever heard it's like like Abyssal is encountered and exposed to no I've never heard tell me tell me please what is this Dennis Hopper's iconic villain role in Waterworld yeah I mean he's so maybe the water Baron yeah his uh his base of operations is I think that Exxon Valdez thank you for that Sam that was great ball free yeah hey remember I was uh I was complimenting my wife's cooking I was just talking about how great it was and how it looks so great is I'm sure it was gonna it was before I taken a bite I'm sure it's gonna taste amazing it's just the whole house is just filled with it because it's so Savory and awesome smelling I wish in that moment I could project I'll vomit on cue you know because I think it'd be really funny to gas someone's meal up that much and then just project how vomit as soon as you stick it in your mouth but uh I don't have anything funny to end the video on so I'm just gonna go live on the mic to it really [Music]

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Length: 26min 30sec (1590 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 06 2023