Do you think they know
they're chubby? It took us a while, but we finally
named our babies. This is Poppy, because that's
my favorite flower. And this is George, because he came out
looking curious. You know,
like Boy George. [ Baby crying ]
[ Computer chimes ] Oh, hey, Portal, answer.
[ Gasps ] Hi, Alex! How's my little
ice queen? Didn't love being called that
in high school, don't love it now. Hey, honey.
Um, people keep asking -- tell me again
what you're doing? Detecting the presence
of neutrinos beneath the South Pole. Yeah, you -- you can stop. I'm
just gonna keep telling them you're searching
for the snow monster. Seriously, Alex? You can't come downstairs
to talk to us? I've been gone for a month. Wait. So, that's my hair
in the drain? Honey,
is everything okay? You look
a little sad. Oh, no, no. I was sad earlier,
and my face froze that way. But no regrets
about turning down that cushy tech job in L.A. [ Chuckles ] I mean, yeah,
I miss Bill and the safety
of other women around, but Grandpa was right.
[ Crying intensifies ] This is the time of life
to have an adventure. Is this a bad time? Oh, no.
No, this is our new normal. Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
We never sleep. Well, I know all about
sleep deprivation. Uh-huh.
The sun never sets here, so I've been up for days.
Yeah, that's fun. Really nice, honey.
I dream awake now. Hang on a second.
Haley. [ Crying continues ] Haley, I know that you
are committed to breastfeeding and the book, but I think it's time
that you considered formula. It will help
the babies sleep, and the pediatrician said
it is perfectly healthy. I'm living proof.
I was a formula baby -- had a full set of teeth
at six months.
Yeah. But the book says -- Uch, the book. What do you have
against my book? It is called "Your Parents
Did Everything Wrong." Dr. Goode is a celebrated
pediatric life coach. And can you tone down
the negativity? Chapter six says that it can
cause an allergy to peanuts. Uh-huh. Oh, man, no kid should grow up
without Snoopy. Alex: Sounds like
a crazy morning. [ Chuckles ]
I miss those. My research partner, Yngvar,
doesn't speak English. [ Items clattering ] Yngvar:
Is me who did that? Hmm. Except for what he learned from
reruns of "Family Matters." [ Crying stops ]
Phil:
[ Whispering ] Guys! So that can be
a little annoying having a research partner
not speak your language, but I could also try
and learn his language, which I have.
[ Computer beeping,
volume decreasing ] [ Whistling ] Wake them,
and I kill you. Phil: Uh-oh.
00:02:28.940,00:00:00.000
[ Babies crying ]
[ All groan ]
Can't believe we're stuck with Dylan. The most one dimensional character on the show, it's really turned me off the last few seasons
Manny was insufferable in this episode. This whole episode gave me anxiety and was horrible to watch
Julie Bowen's obvious anorexia nervosa makes her even more unwatchable than she already was.
Gees why is Nolan Gould such a terrible actor now?
"Your parents did everything wrong" is an absolute catcher for a paediatric Book
eck. wish they ended it last year.
I have outgrown all of them