- OK, let's be honest. We've all spent our money
on some really dumb things. Oh, a pet rock, this
will cure my loneliness. That was obviously a joke
scenario, but surprisingly there are multiple products
being sold right now that are so bizarre that you won't believe that they actually exist
or, for that matter, that anyone actually buys them. (upbeat music) Here are the 10 dumbest products
you won't believe exist. Number 10 is The Twodaloo. (bouncy music) You know, it really is
good to share things with your partner, but one manufacturer took that to a whole
new unnecessary level. They developed a product
called The Twodaloo. Referring to is as a super
toilet, this is a twin toilet which actually allows
two people to sit, chat, and make eye contact while
(imitates a fart) pooping. If you're in a loveless
relationship where conversation is dried up, The Twodaloo has
you covered for that, as well. Each toilet comes complete with a dock connected to a seven-inch display. That means you can poo, avoid chatting, and watch a film together
all at the same time. Each Twodaloo costs $14,000. Yeah, no, no, I'm good. The idea is so ridiculous
that Saturday Night Live actually did a sketch about
a love toilet years ago, thinking that no one would actually be silly enough to make such a product. (laughing) Turns out, people
really are that silly. Silly like a fox. Wonder how many of these actually sold. Number nine is The Uroclub. (bouncy music) Imagine you're out playing
golf on a beautiful day. You're just lining up your
driver on that 17th hole when disaster strikes, you
desperately need the toilet. The clubhouse is some distance away, and you never brought a golf cart. Besides, Reginald from the club is waiting for you to take your next shot. Ah, but no need to panic if
you have The Uroclub at hand. This is a golf club with a hollow top and a green sheet to go over it. This allows you to relieve
yourself into the golf club without interrupting everyone's game. The Uroclub looks like the
real thing and will sit in your golf bag without
anyone actually knowing. Which is probably a good thing, cause they'll think
you're out of your mind. You know, just don't
accidentally use it to swing at a ball after you pee
into it (laughing), yuck. Think about the consequences of what would actually happen if that happened. You'd be doing a lot more than apologizing to Reginald for that. Number eight is The Baby Crawl Mop. (bouncy music) Ask anyone with a baby and
they're going to tell you it's difficult to stay
on top of housework. That's why the genius
minds behind The Baby Mop have developed this
essential product to help combine raising a kid with
keeping your floors clean. Oh yeah, it gets weird. The difference here is that this jumpsuit is covered in mop bristles. The mop material covers the
baby's stomach, legs, and even arms, so when said baby crawls
around on the wooden floor, the mop bristles pick up
food debris, dirt, and dust. Cause yeah, that's what you
want your baby covered in. It's kind of a great way
to combine active play with your child and
keeping your house clean. Unless you're a sane parent (laughing). Some people argue that it
also introduces your baby to the world of hard work
and teaches your baby to clean up after itself. Oh, and also that child labor
is OK in the 21st century but hey, at least your
floors will be clean. Number seven is The Potty Putter. (bouncy music) Oh look, another golf-related product. When you're sitting on the toilet, you sometimes need to pass the time. "But, Matt, can't I do
that with my cellphone?" I mean you could, or you could
read a magazine or something but, really, what's missing from your life is a toilet game of golf. Again, we're not talking
about a game on your phone. This is an actual game
of golf right in front of where you do your poop-poos. The Potty Putter is a green
piece of felt which wraps around the base of the toilet,
complete with a flag and pole. Along with this, you get a
teeny tiny golf putter and ball. Then, you just sit on
the toilet and putt away at your heart's content. I've heard of people
being obsessed by sports, but this is taking it too far. Unless you've got some sort of weird sports slash toilet fetish,
in which case go nuts. Number six is The Bar Bubble. (bouncy music) Have you ever had difficulty
hearing someone in a bar? The music is too loud or people
are shouting all around you. Maybe you're just an old
folk who wants them youngins to turn down the damn gramophone record. If this sounds like
you, then The Bar Bubble is just what you need. It's a plastic sphere with
two holes in either side. That's it. You can stick your head
in the sphere while someone else does the same
from the opposite side. And you guessed it, the
idea is that it will block out much of the noise around you. Now, you can enjoy the art of conversation even in the loudest environments. And also look like a nutjob. The only problem is that
it really doesn't function as well as it should and can even start vibrating to noise nearby. But since when did a
product not working properly ever stop companies from selling it? (laughing) Never, apparently. Number five are pet condiments. (bouncy music) If your dog is getting sick
of his food and you've tried everything you can think of to
get him back to enjoying it, maybe it's time you cracked
open some pet condiments. That's right, just like human
beings who have ketchup, mustard, and mayo-mayo,
dogs and other pets also have condiment lines. Yeah. This includes the
delightfully-named Petchup. You might think Petchup is a
ketchup for animals, but mm-mm. In the world of pet condiments, that name means almost nothing. Believe it or not, Petchup
is like a gravy food topper. If that's not to your dog's liking, then maybe you could try Muttstard. You heard that right,
not mustard, Muttstard. They've very clever. Again, you'd think
Muttstard was like mustard, but no, it's actually salmon. Their Mutt-N-Aise product
is turkey flavored and their Bark B-Q sauce is pork gravy. Yeah, they're not
exactly doing a great job at conveying what these condiments
actually are (laughing). They've got a killer pun writer
on their hands, at least. Number four is the
Better Marriage Blanket. (bouncy music) We're in the middle of an international marriage crisis, people. More and more couples are
getting divorced and surely, there must be a way to keep these couples
together in happiness. I know what you're thinking,
marriage counseling, but don't discount the powers of the Better Marriage Blanket. That's right, this product
claims to have the power to make a better marriage. But how does it do that,
you might be asking. "Matt, how does that work?" Well, it does so by absorbing flatulence. (fart vibrating) That's right, the blanket
soaks up the smells in bed and stores them inside of it (gagging). Ladies, I know you're
thinking this might make lying next to a fella more
bearable, but let's be honest, we all know you do it, too. Don't lie. If your relationship is
strained, forget talking about things and trying to
reach a better understanding and communicating blah, blah, blah. No, instead, get a blanket
that stores farts, instead. It's not rocket science. Number three is The Goldfish Walker. (bouncy music) When you think about
someone taking their pet for a walk, usually
imagine a pet as a dog. Maybe it's going too far, but you can also sometimes see a cat on a leash. But what if I told you there was such a thing as a goldfish walker? That's right, a way to take
your goldfish on a walk and let it soak in the street ambiance. I hear it's good to socialize fish, yeah. In any case, the walker
consists of a wheeled platform that holds a goldfish bowl in place. In order to stop it from spilling
during the walk, the bowl is suspended by three rubber
cables just above the platform. After that, it's a case
of picking up the leash attached to the walker and just strut. Now you, too, can take
your goldfish to play with the other people's pets. Let's also consider the
fact that if it's a really hot day, you're gonna
have some fish sticks, OK. Number two is metal-detecting sandals. (bouncy music) This one's actually intriguing. Have you ever thought about
taking a metal detector to a beach somewhere and trying to find an ancient relic or
treasure beneath the sand? Well, maybe you're a little self-conscious and don't want to be lugging around a giant metal detector in a public place, or just generally don't
want to look like a nutjob. If you are a part of this
ridiculously small niche, have no fear, because someone has designed the product for you. Metal-detecting sandals
allows treasure hunters to walk around wearing
ordinary-looking sandals with a battery pack
attached to their legs. The sandals can actually detect
metals up to 20 feet away. I would assume that the
device lets out a beep or vibrates when it's getting near. If not, that should totally be a thing. Forget that the sandals respond
to power lines and metal in people's shoes, oh, that would just be part of the fun, wouldn't it? Nothing like a little danger while you're enjoying
your hobby (laughing). Zap. Number one is The Privacy Scarf. (bouncy music) In the world of governments
using tech to spy on their citizens and
hackers lurking around every digital corner, waiting
to steal your identity, it's good that innovative
minds have come up with a new way to protect the average person. Computer security is critical, and that's where The
Privacy Scarf comes in. Throw away your anti-virus
and firewall software. Who needs that when you've got The Privacy Scarf, am I right? This ingenious product
wraps around your face and then over your computer monitor. This ensures that no
snooping spies can peek over your monitor and see
what you're watching online. In all seriousness,
you can imagine wearing this thing in public, right? It looks like a person
fused with their computer. On the other hand, if you
enjoy watching some things that you shouldn't be watching in public, you can do it in public now. No, that's not a good idea,
don't take that advice. ♪ Weird products, the
world is a weird place ♪ ♪ Oh, nightmares for days. ♪ I don't know what's
wrong with these people. Would you guys buy any of these? Be completely honest. Leave a comment below, I'll wanna know. I'm not gonna judge you. People are gonna judge you. Believe it, anyway. I'll see ya next time.
