THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE USA & NEW ZEALAND

you could a and welcome to this instructional video on the difference between the USA and New Zealand I'm from the one with the red white and blue and then there's the other one which is that that's also got red white and blue but after the first biggest difference is probably the accent this is me doing like a New Zealand accent now and and now I'm here here is me trying to do an American accent you can hear the difference and as a Kiwi we kind of just mumble a lot when we talk and we're quite quiet but if you're American here in New Zealand we notice that you guys like to over announce he ate everything and you talk really really loudly and I'm very sorry if this is a terrible accent I'm from Boston in New Zealand we love to wear gum boots or gendell's but in America this is a rain boot or a flip-flop flip-flop flip-flop here in New Zealand we call this a hot dog but in America this this is a hot dog in America this is a donut we're here in New Zealand that this is a doughnut but we also call that one a diner so both of these doughnuts here in New Zealand in America they have heaps of like different states and things with different laws like 50 of them we're here in New Zealand we don't really have any states we've just got New Zealand in New Zealand we don't tip and if we go to America it really just freaks us out like we don't know how much to tip when the receipt and then the the weight of these looking at you and you're trying to figure it out and we don't know if it's like a different percent for different services and is it illegal in some states because you've got lots of states and we don't know how much to tip on each day that just really freaks us out men the USA is on that side of the Pacific Ocean and then New Zealand's on this side to say hi in New Zealand we say things like hi get a cure sup but in America I think they just say howdy howdy partner this is obviously a chili bin a bin that keeps things chilled we're in America they call it a cooler call it amok in America one of your top sports is American football where people run and tackle each other while wearing like little soft pillows and cushions all over their body and in helmets we're here in New Zealand our top sport is rugby where people run and tackle each other without like the soft cushions and the soft little pads and the wee little helmet things Americans say candy we say lollies Americans say mom we say mum Americans say trailer a trailer we say caravan but if we say trailer this is our trailer then I haven't been able to figure out googled and tell I don't know what you guys would call because your trailer is that one and how do you toast off due to American style stuff then here in New Zealand we don't like fallout toilets like dangerously high with the water levels we you know you don't need there much water and here in New Zealand we've got like two buttons on top of the toilet in America they've just got one like switchy plunger flushy lever thing where we've kind of got like a pee button and then there's like a poop button so the poop ones like the more volume so in New Zealand we drive on the left side of the road where an American they drive on the right side but we're not the right that's not the right side because obviously the left is the right here in New Zealand everyone loves a meat pie like it like a steak and cheese or a mince and cheese or a steak and mushroom we're in America you guys have just scooped out all the young stuff and then just filled the pie up with pumpkin it's kind of weird yak then America they store the eggs in the fridge or the refrigerator we here in New Zealand we just chuck them on the shelf also in New Zealand this this is an egg but if you're a bit of a dick then we'll also call you an egg oh you egg in America you guys have got like quite a big military we're here in New Zealand we don't even really have an Air Force like we sold the last of our jet plane things like 20 years ago so - please no no one attack we've got millions of sheep you'd have to watch out for this there yeah you can't attack because we've got the Sheep and that was the difference between the USA and New Zealand and hopefully no Americans were harmed in the making of this video because we've only got sheep to defend our little nation if you like that then you should go ahead and hit the subscribe button just down here and then you I'm sorry um if you liked it hit the subscribe you can watch another video up here somewhere and make sure you hit the thumbs up thing howdy

Channel: How to DAD

Views: 1,032,183

Rating: 4.9303222 out of 5

Keywords: USA, AMERICA, CANADA, new zealand, trump, protests, warriors, OKC, draft, american football, pumpkin pie, taika, ardern, summer, winter, hobbits, travel, parenting, fail army, casey neistat, logan paul, KSI, rugby, all blacks, football

Id: p6cInZvsPPI

Length: 5min 14sec (314 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 18 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/brutalanglosaxon]

His videos used to be funny but this made me cringe pretty bad.

[u/LikeAbrickShitHouse]

I guess this is funny to other people?

[u/deflateddoritodinks]

We say mum too in New England.