The CRAZY Uber DRIVER! Ep.2 | Kinigra Deon

i don't know why the brokenness and the rudeness of this dude who running an uber driver trying to goddang talk to me you know what i can't stand your little prison little girls like you i need that i need that oh i can't stand them little house boys like you they always get what you want you see i don't like none i need your car i need a ring and yeah i need you to go get out there i can't get in my ring you take me oh wow yeah they gonna get it they're gonna get it they're gonna get everything about time hey how you doing yeah it's on the uber get in unlock though man hurry up i'm in a rush man okay hey you going 23rd hood street north yeah all right hurry up man i'm in rush come on now [Music] i'm saying little dude i'm saying like truck fire how you get something like that overpaying that much yeah yeah it's doing a little something okay okay you need to go up there and make that right uh hold up i gotta uh pick somebody up first you mean pick somebody up what you mean i gotta pick somebody up look at man you gotta hurry up i'm i'm in here look bro don't be rushing me you paid for a shared uber which means you don't get to boss me around i got to go pick up this lady real quick all right man look here just hurry up just go and go i'm in here just going go pick up [Music] girl and then he was like will you marry me well i mean it would have been that if that little girl when it got in my way but it's okay it's still big and pretty what do you mean of course you're going to be my maid of honor hey uh are you kaniga yeah i am girl my uber helmet go pick out me a dress and stuff you already know what you gonna be right no you know you're gonna be my maid of honor girl please okay girl yes you my bride a maid hey honestly whatever you know you want to be there um miss connie all right they don't matter um where we going we're going to 10 21 luxury because i'm in love because my man proposed to me with a 20 000 ring girl you heard it right 20 thousand dollars he spent so much money so much money i don't know why the brokenness and the rudeness of this dude who running an uber driver trying to goddamn talk to me you know what i can't stand your little prison little girls like you i need that i need that oh i can't stand the little houseboards like you that i always get what you want you see i don't like none i need your car i need a ring and yeah i need you to go get out there i can't get in [Music] take his car and you get my stuff back cause this guy probably more than mine uh you can just take a ring and you can take a necklace and just get out my car you too you buff y'all can get out you gonna pull off over there you know i'm gonna let you keep them fake over your rings yeah don't pull off [Music] out here looking like a little hood rat now get out and you you need to go i did cocktails you can just take a ring mama's bar cause i know uber ain't paying you like that you didn't have a car like that i know your mama doing it i know your mama panties oh good you getting out you get out yeah you get out you gonna get that cartoon no yeah get y'all you getting out get out my car i ain't playing what what did i just told you please don't take my [Applause] yeah yeah mine now damn mama i like that car and you i started to get your number mm-hmm ah i know you gonna miss me you gonna dream about this my god no you know what he was going to take your car anyway because he ain't nothing but a thief you know what you know how long it took me to get that ring i'm gonna call the police you got the police no i'm calling an uber why would you kind of oh but we trying to get our car back because i'm trying to i got a gps tracking on my car and i can find out where he is hey the police anybody do nothing this crime city he's going to take three to five bits today justify him to five business days yeah so if you want your ring and if i want my car back we need to use this gps and call it ooh well go ahead let me call my friend why you coming up cause i gotta tell him dude uber should be here in three two one there go right down you like i know her i know that girl i know you everybody got time for that i go get my car the girl who almost made me lose my ring i be gang if you gonna drive let me tell you a thing of three little girl you lucky i got my ring but then you got stolen you know what i'm gonna drive get out your car you just jacking people cars now i'm i'm gonna do more than that out of jack hub come on let's go come on what does ups say uh 2469 uh street lane all right let's go um what's going on [Music] hey folks hey come on outside hurry up man man i'm coming out right now bro bro i know this ain't you oh you're not me it's me yeah you feel me i know this ain't you yeah hello hey let me jump up in here let me go let me ride and go pick up some girls something real quick man you know what i i got some business to go handle but look check this out though you feel me i'm gonna be back a little later on they'll be in the spot no way no all right you already know it bro i'm gonna be over here you you coming for real bro i'm coming back all right bro you know i'm gonna be posting i'm gonna be waiting on you though i got you all right [Music] oh that's nice that's real nice i like this hey don't be touching all of my stuff whatever you're the one who can't drive okay i gotta find my ring i'm on a mission man look at you getting people cars stolen stealing people cars how you how you turn on the radio you don't need the radio you need to find a ring yes i do and in breaking news today a local bank in the downtown area was robbed by a man how am i supposed to know they just now put it on the radio maybe they got a reward for him or something maybe we can get a cash warrant if we turn him in we got to find him i got to get my ring i can get married then i can have an expensive wedding yeah that's what we're going to do forget you yeah yeah i just want my car shut up um you sure that's what a gps brought you yes i said right here uh i don't see my truck uh i'm just about to ask him hey excuse me sir hold on hey you seen uh black didn't know the truck around here you the police or something no it's my truck fool i mean sir it's my truck i'm blowing man even if i did i ain't no snitch uh look i'm gonna need you to be a snitch today cause he got my goddamn gonna ring and he got my truck i don't even know y'all it don't matter if you know us just just be a good samaritan and tell me where my truck is hey man y'all need to get off my block i'm gonna have the police come up through here and they're gonna rush it wait wait it's saying the truck is at 21st street north side lane all right let's go cause i got to get my brain back to me 10 years get that ring bring on my finger come outside is that pokey pokey who car this is and i know you can't afford it because you owe me fat child support don't even worry about that baby and i don't even know what i'm going to talk about anyway for are we supposed to be together um because you ain't got no ring on my finger you don't even know what been on my mind but guess what bingo [Music] [Music] out for you boo yeah try them why is this seat let back like this what is that cheap perfume that i smell baby that's right on the ring baby you know what look better as a pimp ring anyway be gone [Music] oh i can't stand pookie oh pookie get on my nerves is that a girl you maybe she'll know something let me ask her tell me something he gonna marry me with that ring and i know excuse me uh-huh have you seen a dude here he's in a black denali truck like all matte black who wants to know i do cuz the fool stole my ring stole your ring yes a diamond ring oh you know what you that's i was did is that your truck this is my truck that's your license plate g wagon [Music] there you go he got my ring it's a bag full of money okay yeah today big good day baby with my drink got me two phones sorry boy if you don't take your nasty greasy fingers off my ring i know something how you find me gps you been and the police on the way too well he's coming yeah police give me get my friends leave you police okay come on come on get my head get me here you give the guy what i'm getting married i'm good what uber can i call let me tell y'all a thang of three it's pronounced ca negra now subscribe oh i cracked myself up thanks for watching cause watching me is better than watching tv

Channel: Kinigra Deon

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Length: 13min 58sec (838 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 07 2022