The Craziest Things Found by Airport Security

you won't believe the stuff that people try to get through security at airports let's talk about that good mythical morning thank you for making us a part of your daily routine uh we don't care what you try to sneak in bring anything you want I mean you know we bring a lot of baggage to this show right right that's good so you bring anything you want here to this is a safe place for all types of sharp things now in a airplane unfortunately is not not a good place for sharp things or dangerous things or various things that people try to smuggle through security and the TSA the airport security administration the Transportation Security Administration that would be a sa this is TSA yep releases a report each year the different things that they have found and what we're going to do we're going through all the things that have been found also in other countries this is the weird stuff that people have tried to the weird stuff security okay then all of this is true this is not speculation I made up one no it's all true okay I I wanted to choose which one you made up very very common for people to take combs shoes phones etc that have daggers hidden in them I mean this is like that probably 15 a day at your average here well you know made that number up but there's a lot of you know why because you forget us in there right you're like oh yeah my comb isn't nice I was like you're you're just stalling here one morning then like all of a sudden the blade I forgot that was in my toothbrush is a dagger yeah I keep forgetting that my tweezers are like a laser now this seems like one that you I plucked some eyebrows yeah and I wouldn't do that with a laser that would be very stupid I'm talking about lasers what putting a laser through mine you were you came up with lasers I say nothing about lasers a spoiler alert no lasers have been stuck on the plane sneaked on the planes don't call the plane uh this is seems like something that you would know you had if you had it but a lot of people have them walking canes with swords inside them so I can old man's like Zoro you know like ready for anything not affecting everything yeah uh apparently this is really common walking canes with swords in them uh we've heard of one of these Cleveland they found a stun gun cane oh you mean like this ha ha ha just happen keep one over here at all times as many times to get at rest please please please know as many times it as I've been stunned with that or you've been stung with them I know I don't want that on a plane unless I'm you know like with the US Marshals or here anymore actually we should destroy this because now everyone was like standing standing with the game make an Internet video that's what they want I'm not gonna do that to you waste going at Chicago's Midway International Airport later they found a mace and it was not traveling along with Hawkman it was just somebody's mace and this wasn't a sprayable mace right it was a mace like the medieval ocean oh wow ball in your skull situation collector's item ok oh please that does the stun you're gonna hurt yourself New Jersey's Newark Airport the wheel of pain was found check look at this thing it's like a Chinese star that unfolds into six blades well it's it's like a Chinese star meets a survival knife I could see how you could forget that the wheel of pain was in your laptop bag maybe maybe not wow this guy at the same airport Newark uh spear gun he tried to get a spear gun onto the plane and he claimed when caught I thought spear guns were okay to bring on board well you only you only shoot ocean animals with them are they any ocean animals on the plane I think you can shoot a person with a spear gun I think that would be an unpleasant experience for the person being shot but in his mind there was a dichotomy there this is just for ocean animals uh dallas-fort Worth Airport they found an old bazooka round what now when they found this thing in the guys carry on they established a 100-foot perimeter around there and they've activated the baggage area and all the terminals and then it was eventually determined to be inert link that means it's not going to explode and five lights were delayed and I mean that seems like a small price to pay five flights delayed she this should happen every day and this could be like a strategy if you're late oh I'm late again get the inert bazooka round it'll just delay the flight a little bit hey it's rusty he probably didn't get on the plane with it though he probably was you know he's gonna put it onto the plane questioned oh yeah at Providence TF Green Airport this is really good there was a man traveling with a small child and they found a disent disassembled 40 caliber gun stuffed into a Mickey Mouse stuffed animal so I can little Henry why did you stuff that in your hand blame it on the chalk in your Mickey Mouse well how many toes about told you not to stuff handguns into your Mickey Mouse I was I think as you can see from the picture it's obviously in the tray at security so this guy thought oh no you gotta let him carry Mickey Mouse through there right without like you know how did this guy think this was going to work hold on I think Mickey's still wearing a belt or something or does Mickey has some change it no Mickey has a 40-caliber pistol inside of him at the Oakland Airport this is really good an advertising executive had a watch a timekeeper a watch with all the components to make an improvised explosive device here's a picture of that yes it doesn't like a bomb that MacGyver could what do you call it when you detonate now know when you undetonated bomb when you if you defuse now I've met enough advertising executives in my life to know that this is totally believable those are some kooky people yeah okay well he said it was a piece of art exactly are you people now that's just the weapons let's move on from the weapons at the Denver Airport a seal head a biology professor had a seal head and he said he was unaware that he needed a permit to carry a seal head I'm not aware of that either now that beats that does not beat Fort Lauderdale Florida where two human skulls have been found uh 2013 they found a human skull coming from a lady coming back from Cuba with clay pots and she said they were in there to ward off evil spirits but in 2006 at the same airport a woman known to be a voodoo priestess had a complete human skull of a man 30 to 40 years old she also said it was to ward evil spirits and she was charged with quote smuggling a human head without proper documentation so apparently if you have the proper documentation you can take all the human heads you want a Filipino man speechless was returned to his home country he was found to be carrying several one and a half foot long crocodiles and his carry on several several you can probably fit a few they don't like to travel along they get lonely I'm gonna have so baby crocodiles baby crocodiles but that does not be the man from the Miami International Airport who had 163 marine tropical fish 12 pond slider Turtles 22 invertebrates 24 live coral pieces eight pieces of stony coral with mushroom polyps and eight pieces of soft coral what is that a traveling amphibians ooh you should he was thinking go big or go home he should have been like you know what maybe I'll just take the 22 invertebrates on this trip you know but he was like no I also need to throw in the twelve pond slider Turtles was he setting up a pet shop or did he heist one I don't know that and a snake was found on a plane this did not inspire the movie this was after the movie snakes on a plane came several times this has happened in India one time a snake was discovered in mid-flight on the plane coiled up under someone's seat apparently got out of somebody who was he was smuggling it and everybody started freaking out can you imagine any I'm too mad got into and out an air vent and they have not found the snake it retreated into an air vent earlier whoop I guess he's gone but that doesn't be the best one of all in July 2012 I mean sorry 2002 at LAX Robert John Cusack this is not John Key actor this is Robert Robert John big difference was on his way back to Indonesia and they found 50 orchids in his in his uh baggage now that's nothing that's just fifty orchids used to have to but when they are that when they opened up the suitcase with the orchids in it for rare birds flew around out of there and flew around the terminal and then they said hey John Cusack do you have anything else on and he said actually I have a monkey in my pants make that two monkeys he had two pygmy monkeys in his pants and that is not a euphemism for anything we're talking about to actual pygmy white monkey he's got to pants legs you might as well put a monkey down each one and that's what I've always felt he got charged with 57 days in jail time served and he was ordered to donate eleven thousand five hundred dollars to a Texas facility for primates well the thing that gets me is that there's a Robert John Cusack in Indonesia who who could have an acting career yeah call him monkey pants hey monkey pants come you got the part you're big in the u.s. thanks for liking and comment on this video it makes a difference you and your sister you know what time it is hello I'm Seth Petrie and it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality it's Friday that means we've got another episode of our audio only podcast ear biscuits this one's a little bit different this time we're the guests we talk to each other whoa we learn things about each other that we didn't know yeah so I come along for the audio ride bond it a little bit click through and good mythical more where Rhett talks about almost getting arrested by TSA light Sally Oh Oh Rhett Rhett hmm I'm scared of the dark the light just went out that's all that happened it's just dark yeah but now the monsters gone yeah but that's fine they're not nice this here to guard was standing there and kind of like telling us you know what to do and I said would you like my now in all of the air was sucked out of the airport

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Keywords: Airport Security, Airport (Film Subject), Banned Security items, TSA, metal detector, banned, Rhett, Link, Talk, Good Mythical Morning, Mythical Morning, GMM, The Mythical Show, funny, talk show, variety show, Wheel of Mythicality, Mythical Beasts, Mythical, RhettandLink2, Rhett and Link 2, Rhett and Link, Talking

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Length: 10min 31sec (631 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 28 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/KaltheHuman]

Most of the people caught were idiots so I don't see how this really changes anyone's mind...