The Comey Report Retort - A Rant

oh well the most convoluted yarn this side of the death stranding trailer is it last bit Unleashed I refer of course to the IG report now there's no shortage of ESPN highlights on the subjects of by all means C come out but the razörfist cliff notes number one in an investigation in an anthony Weiner's laptop was apparently deliberately buried despite several prosecutors knowing as early as September 2016 literally the beating heart of the Comey investigation that hundreds of thousands of Hillary emails likely resided there on number two the report goes on to name FBI officials Peter struck and Lisa pages and likely culprits in both burying Weiner gates and simultaneously prioritizing the ridiculous Russian narrative effect borne out by Peter Scott leaked text message where he all been fast to devour his own dick if it stops Trump from winning the election there is one specific text that is getting a lot of attention in that text messages page texted struck saying something to the effect of Trump won't win struck respond saying no no he won't we'll stop it and that is of course something a lot of people would read and think well was he doing something with the investigation number three the FBI despite commis many claims in the contrary never actually designated Hillary Clinton the formal subject of the email investigation which makes his October 2016 assertion that she'd been quote cleared all the more curious ironically absurdly bat idli the takeaway for the media at large appears to be calm II didn't do nothing and this report finds vin FBI director james comey did not act with bias [Music] when if you actually read said report you realize it absolves call me of political bias exclusively not of misconduct and indiscretion even going so far as to say he quote broke dramatically with FBI codes of conduct in short commis corrupt his just not because he's a Democrat but then there's the little publicized mitigating factors at play here the circumstances around said IG report the forces that did their damnedest to stop this school bus fire from forming to begin with and of course the fact of the man who assembled this ass pile is none other than Michael Horowitz and Obama appointee and an official contributor to the unbridled that was the Arpaio investigation wrap your retardation dispensary around that factoid and fire up the think box this report as damning as it is is penned by a goof so far up Hillary's ass even he can taste Huma Abedin 's asking in Obama appointee to root out corruption is like asking a mosquito to cure malaria but the report also establishes an uncomfortable Congress between the FBI and the mendacious hacks in media tickets to sports games celebrity glad-handing in exchange for interviews favorable coverage for backroom BJ's is this EIG report or the IGN report oh and Joe Walsh before you fire off your wit launch or about how Hillary was screwed and Russia interfere your full objective never Trump tit wank maybe consider the same official presided over a Joe Arpaio witch-hunt that not only failed to prove the original allegations but ultimately settled on a misdemeanor contempt of court charge with no jury present might I add in the utter absence of evidence conflict of interest no sweetie Joe Walsh advertising just for men hair gel as a conflict of interest this is a five-alarm federal ass and jackass if as you suggest call me intervened on behalf not of Hillary but of Trump try explaining the to any of us why Comey never formally designated the investigation to be about Hillary Clinton instead relegating it to a quote unknown subject but later lied in order to say he'd quote cleared her or why the counterintelligence division report in 2015 went 105 miles not to utter the name Hillary Clinton a solitary time a direct contradiction of commis book by the way despite former FBI counterintelligence Assistant Director Randall Coleman stating they were now investigating her emails to near exclusivity still say she got screwed there Sophocles one fact is eerie beautiful McCabe and call me or cooked and for a fact and I get that you her P derpy dip shits on red and have a full body spurred seizure at the merest utterance of the term deep state but if that phrase can't be rightly applied to a federal official pledging to personally intervene to alter the outcome of a contentious election particularly when said official is beholden to the outgoing administration as the IG report resoundingly proves folks what the can it be affixed to if we can't come to the middle to acknowledge that's an egregious violation of both an officials constitutional mandate and the primary function of the federal government we may as well go full South and North right here and now and must get the living out of each other because at that point there ain't a goddamn thing we'll agree on going forward I mean thanks to Horowitz holding Hillary's water this report was softened more than a meryl streep camera filter yeah you can still smell the deep state corruption coming off this document and waves Michael Horowitz is further proof that fairy tales don't begin with once upon a time they begin with I do solemnly swear folks and speaking of lying your clean off your body this report also establishes indefatigably that the allegation I made in my house obliterated Hillary rant was righteously factual namely that evidence was uncovered linking Obama's email alias to illegal Hillary email servers meaning when BL dropped this mr. president when did you first learn that Hillary Clinton used an email system outside the US government for official business while she was Secretary of State at the same time everybody else learned it through newsroom it was precisely that the next time you elect a product of inexorably corrupt Chicago political machines try reading the ingredients on the tin first you the more you see of a modern politician the more you think Guy Fawkes was merely ahead of his time i'm razörfist god speed [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I can assure you that I certainly did not know anything about the IG report before the IG report had been leaked through press through the press I first learned about it from the same news reports that I think most people learned about this we were not aware of any actionable intelligence indicating that an attack on the US mission in Benghazi was planned or imminent that report is false it was a mistake as was as was stated it was something we found out about along with the all of you and it will not happen again

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Keywords: James Comey, IG Report, Michael Horowitz, Hillary Clinton, Email Scandal, The Rageaholic, RazörFist, Current Events, Peter Strzok

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Length: 7min 32sec (452 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 15 2018