The Colossal MP3 Player.

hmm hey everyone i just bought this mp3 player big smith okay now it's good i mean there's nothing wrong with it apart from many things but it's like not gigantically unbelievably huge why isn't it so big that it's an inconvenience on my life but i bought a couple other players too i was particularly drawn to the packaging of this one genuinely featuring someone going ah yeah oh god sounds awful ah i mean can you believe no one bought this but look one gig but it's just regular size why isn't it absolutely humongous and like i also bought mate i don't even know where this thing has even come from why hasn't someone created this inconvenient product for my self-destructive needs oh my gosh might i can't believe it it's the colossal mp3 player it's so big that this is actually going to be a problem the film look like look at this spectacle like it's got a kickstand you have perfectly working technology right there no mate that's got to be like a giant ipod nano that's like completely inconvenient bezel bezel this is king of the bezels this is it you can't go more bezel than this any more bezel than this then it's just a flat surface with nothing on it we made them getting a slight vibe this might be a very cheap product supports mp3 music files also known as the bare minimum built-in speaker oh can't wait to smell this thing oh no we need four and they're not included thanks boys stereo earbuds and usb cable included oh man needed another mini usb cable living solutions i mean creating products looking for a problem to solve oh there's the buds they look great it's a shame i was hoping they'd be gigantic but then that would cost more money and defeat the purpose of this stupid thing and yeah there's nothing funny on the back alrighty it's in that packaging everybody loves well i just want to sound very sorry for the condition of my hands this week mate i bought an old mercedes and let's just say old mate merc and me ain't getting along and all mate makes winning so far oh we're in all right we'll get to this this is incredible we'll get to this in a second we need to look at the treasures first that is taped on you god living solutions you jerks look at that oh look at this oh here's your instruction manual well we've gone ahead and just taped it straight to the crappy cardboard back door this is just like thinner than toilet paper mate she won't tear at all getting it out so all right here we go ah actually like considering we got out of that pretty good i mean that's not bad all right this is a very crappy manual there's the bezel one lcd display two speaker nah guys you forgot to mention the bezel warning only adults should handle batteries that's why i made the power these pook cells punch made water kids will just explode please save these instructions for future reference oh look a mini usb cable just what i needed that's a lie i've got so many of these actually i'm not even gonna bother on the headphones oh these are always great yep as usual they straight up sound like percussion well they'll be fun to blow up later but seriously everybody for one moment i need you all just to stand up for me right as we just pay respects to what is just simply the largest nugget in the world i'm gonna do it i'm gonna peel it reveal that not the screen i wanna see this bezel here we go oh it's beautiful oh guys god credit to him for not hiding the bezel look you can always fit a nano in the bezel that's that's amazing it weighs nothing by the way this is just a big plastic sounds like a vhs tape or the kickstand oh no oh no oh no oh that is awful oh there it is what an unusual perspective of this thing you have right now give it give it okay here we go come on pog cells you're needed hey i don't just keep you around because of the the name that i find funny for some reason uh i've only got three of them but we'll back it up with an old favorite mate a kirkland whoa yeah matt's got a backlight and everything wow look at our options music and setting music setting music these are the this is like one of the most tactile d-pads of it it's like have a listen well i guess we should plug it in and put scarlet fire on it yeah ah the picture doesn't look anything like the super nugget all right so i've got this plugged into i'm like here there's a song on here it's from 2008 song was first created in 2002 it's called grandma dola so look forward to that in a second power on bluetooth mode auxiliary mode every time plugging in the nugget all right let's let's take a listen here play play oh his menu that that grandma doula is this copyrighted do i need to talk over this well i'm talking over because i don't know it's what this is wait what i don't get it i don't get it is that what the clientele for this kind of product want i mean it's what i wanted and i guess in the end of it i did buy this and it was brand new where's scarlet what what does that say is that scotland fire [Music] oh dude bluetooth made shut up yeah it's an mp3 player and it um it really struggles with the names of things but the beautiful thing is it's got its own speaker oh hmm that speaker sounds like suck but it's okay it can redeem itself with the sound quality with its uh it's dirty birds all right i got the mojo crazy stout dak and headphone amp it's just so loud this thing it makes headphones sound really good though oh that doesn't fit good you better not be busting my mojo it sounds like an awesome powers quote i just said this is the mini usb cable that came with the colossal nugget yeah and it's actually already broken like ah is it any wonder no one bought you hey look check it out keiber stella's actually what these guys are knocking off i mean these are made in china too but look at that the exact same looking i mean these feel really cheap as well but they were really cheap look at the egg bag they give you like yeah it's identical um oh wow yeah okay these these actually sound alright so oh wow those are headphones no problems at all they sound like dog spit like dreadful and no volume as well what are they a million ohms or something but um interesting because these were cheap so cheap lots to think about all right let's stress these out [Music] oh it's happened everyone notice that awful buzzing stopped the left one died it's gone the mojo blew up a nugget phone oh mojo woo give it up mate well done right you you blew that one good oh what a oh we've been stressing our nuggets all year that's so funny how do i prove it oh [Music] [Applause] thank you imac for chiming in there guys wow what a racket what a colossal blowout for the colossal nugget [Laughter] oh this is my favorite nugget video yet i'm telling you oh beautiful and they're still warm all right give them back right you know what i mean what give it give that's it oh my puxel all right i know you're just like me and you're definitely curious what's actually inside of this thing so oh i'm gonna take all these screws in oh no the quality control part sticker fell off now it's illegal to use it i'm sure i think i'm just making this up or am i all right glorious moment here we go oh dear oh dear i'll dip oh no oh no it doesn't feel like a quality product oh no oh dear oh yep okay that's happened i've broken that clip merely trying to disassemble it well i'm starting to get that vibe that this thing isn't made that good i mean oh dear oh no okay all right this thing is made out of nothing oh it stinks oh whoa but it smells like blown-up headphones and i'd know that smell my butt cause some more joints here to make blood wet skull fly plank [Applause] look at that for precision oh man no wonder why the buttons actually felt pretty good that the micro switches oh take it all back there are some benefits to the colossal nugget oh wow i found the rat's nest oh and the hold switch fell out that's always good everything's spray painted look you can see all the overspray of the red they were really saving a buck oh there's the fugly speaker that sounds great and is totally like falling out of its socket don't worry i'm not gonna smash this thing i love this thing i'm totally gonna keep it we've gotta we've gotta carefully put it back together just as well as they did oh wait oh no oh no the play button's crooked can't fix it oh gosh no it's beginning i can hear things falling out oh the hold switch fell out guys i'm getting the vibe that this isn't a quality product oh oh oh yeah oh no oh i don't care no that's just that's just how it is is it self-correcting i got it well uh yeah what a beautiful thing i i really like it it's a piece of junk you know do i rate it not even a little bit but it's super funny and i totally want to just keep this around look it stands up for reasons unknown to me to be honest so i can eat a good look at this screen but i do want to get a good look at this bezel hey that's it so thanks so much for watching my huge thanks to my patrons especially these stinky names right here my one dollar a month i do exhibit and hey you saw that dick smith mp3 play at the beginning well how about their entire catalogue from the year 2002 that's right someone paid money for this and it's literally just a big book of ads or it's got new discount coupons which is probably the idea me why would you give out used ones but we're gonna have a flick through this i mean look at that face like come on you know that guy's up does something funny we're gonna have a look and hey i'll see you all next time oh my pook cell all right okay now you can leave all right everyone we're sneaking up on franklin here see what she would she is i don't know if she spot us right we're just gonna move in a bit all right no one move right here we go perfect

Channel: DankPods

Views: 2,534,845

Keywords: Dankpods, mp3 player, retro mp3 player, colossal mp3 player, colossal nugget

Id: taNqWqtVWqA

Length: 13min 1sec (781 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 07 2021