<i> ( OMINOUS MUSIC )</i> <i> ( ROCK MUSIC )</i> What are you doing? Nothing.. Is this what guys do when they
get together? Ignore each other? I'm just saying, a little
conversation might be nice. I could tell you about my first
semester at Community. Or, um... Or Derek could tell us what it's
like to wear camouflage. <i> ( OMINOUS MUSIC )</i> You boys set up camp.
I'm gonna find the bathroom. What am I supposed to do? I have a better idea. DEREK:
Oh, Bernstein, you really
disappoint me. You know when Craig said you
were coming along... I was like,
"You sure she can hack it?" And he said,
"Oh, yeah, she's trail ready." Trail ready? You said that? Your girlfriend
needs a serious lesson on how to drop a deuce
in the woods. Pardon me? of performing a class one
download in the great outdoors. Observe. Step one... dig a hole. Step two, squat and release. Step three, which is my personal
favorite... wipe your ass with this here
Army-issued toilet paper. Sometimes called an Alpha
Whiskey or a John Wayne. And step four, return to base...
with a smile on your face. Step five, tell the guy who gave
you the toilet paper to mind his
own business. ( CHUCKLES ) Woman's gotta learn. John Wayne toilet paper? Well, it's rough, it's tough and
it don't take shit from no one. Did you see her face? <i> ( OMINOUS MUSIC )</i> ( SIGHS ) ( THUNDER ROLLING ) Honey, I'll be back
in the morning. Hello? Hello? Hello? AnyHello?me? You're not a key, Tracy, so shut
up and stop talking to yourself. I don't mean to bother you.
I was camping down by the lake. But you don't really care,
do you? Because you're not home... A guy came into the store again,
the other day... and he was looking
for a 3/4 inch relief valve
for a water heater. You know the one? Mm-hm. And he and my dad get
to talking and you know my dad. Boasting like he's going
himself, you know?
I mean, that's-- like over the counter,
"I wish him well. You know that's some bullshit? I could have sworn we came out
here to have a good time. I'm sorry, I didn't mean
anything by it. It just came off
the top of my head. You know what? I'm sorry his son
didn't come back... but I'm coming back,
you hear me? I hear you. I ain't going out to the middle
of nowhere to gShit.self killed. I'm gonna go find Tracy. DEREK:
YeTrace?atever. Tracy? Trace? <i> ( EERIE MUSIC )</i> Cesspool. I can't believe you broke
into somebody's home. I didn't break in, I used a key. Come on, they won't even know
I was here. I left the toilet
seat up. That's not the point. What? You don't know these people.
They could press charges. For what?
Dropping a deuce? I saw an opportunity,
I sat on it. You should try it one day.
Come on. ( TRACY LAUGHING ) Yo, how'd it go? Tracy found a key.
She took a tour of the house. Inside? Oh, that's bold. Big What? What?llite TV,
indoLet's go back there. You know, I don't really know
how far I want to take this
tonight.NDER ROLLING ) We haven't exactly been close
the past few months. You did the summer abroad thing. I stayed at home and worked
at a hardware store. Symmetry? There's a college
word. So, you're going to stay? I told you, I'll go to community
college for a year... and then
we'll see. Promise? Maybe we should leave. No, it'll be all right. Get the damn key now! <i> ( DRAMATIC MUSIC )</i> ( SCREAMS ) All right, come on.
Let's go! Let's go! We gotta go, man! Let's go! ( YELLING ) DEREK:
Keep going. Don't stop.
Yo, get the key! TRACY: Shut up, I am. DEREK: Key! Nice. Told you. Don't get too comfortable. Oh, man, what kind
of romantAnyone hungry? No. Look what you did. ( THUNDER ROLLING ) CRAIG:
Tracy? TRACY:
I'm just looking. I told you, this isn't your
house. Warm fire, warm fire.
I got me warm fire.ours, either. I'm gonna take a shower. Tracy, please, just-- will you
stop? You can tell me to shove it,
but from where I'm standing... you humping a pack
no one asOh, basement.rry. ( CHUCKLES ) What are you doing? Taking a shower. Get out. I'm serious. ( MOTOR BOAT APPROACHING ) Wake up. The owners--
get dressed now. Wake up! ( INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ) Liz... don't. You smell that? Let me see. Me, neither. ( WOOD CREAKING ) You kids want to make 20 bucks? Each? 60 percent of the body
is liquid. I guess I could have drained
off the blood, lighten the load
a bit. I'm sorry about that. You know, when I was a student
in medical school... we had this cadaver...
enormous woman. Called her Bertha. Frank! Get on with it. You promised. All right. The bottom line is,
people like that gotta go. New blood. Hah... that's what we need. No pun intended. All ri. Dig her deep. I really like whatw long
you've done with the place. Was it a fixer-upper
or did it come like this? ( SIGHS ) Does someone need to talk? We bought the house at auction. The sheriff said it had been
abandoned for several years. A scientist used to live here. Worked on the atom bomb. Those bodies in the cellar... ( GIGGLES ) Are you asking
No.we killed them? Nature killed them. Pull the plasti( GASPS ) It's you. LIZ:
They were weGet in.are strong. I told you I was gonna pay you. Now get in the hole. What do you think, I'm stupid? Get in! No! Run! <i> ( DRAMATIC MUSIC )</i> Go! Go! Go! Fol( YELLS ) Go! Frank! Help me! Liz! Liz! The windows!Did you see it? The boat... where are the keys? We're gonna die. Trace, everything'll
be all right. No, it won't. They're gonna come
back and they're gonna kill us. She's right, man. I don't know what those things
are, but it's not good. We need to move out now. Are you crazy?
I'm not going out there. What do you mean
they look like you? You didn't see it? There were three of them.
Two guys and a girl. No, there were two,
Frank and Liz. They came out of nowhere
and they were naked. They the ones that
took down the couple. That's crazy. DEREK:
Man, I'm not making
this shit up. There were three of them
andWait, they were naked?e us. Hello? Is anyone home? CLONE CRAIG:
I can appreciate how weird
this must look. CLONE CRAIG:
So, we're just going
to hang out here for a while... and give you guys time to sort
things out in there, okay? CLONE CRAIG:
You know how they get
when they see a corpse. It's like They were wrong. TRACY:
Oh, yeah.nything? Hi, Craig Carlson. I believe you know
everybody else. They say you don't know a man
until you've walked a mile
You've put on weight. I don't need a mile
to know about this guy. Has anyone ever told you
you're an ugly son of a bitch? I'm sorry, did I say ugly? I meant dumb. Gentlemen, please. Sorry. Not my color. Look, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to sound rude... but I would feel a whole lot
better if I knew exactly who you
were and where you came from. Where I came from? No! How about a hint? I really don't remember. Nice pants... a little short. We have some things
to clean up outside. When we get back,
how about some breakfast? I trust you to figure out
the menu. If you want to stay
and make breakfast
for the Manson family... that's fine with me, but I'm
getting the hell out of here. Derek, wait! You can't leave yet,
I know how you feel... but we don't know
what's going on yet. they're gonna come back and
they're gonna kill us. Maybe not today, but tomorrow. And your answer?
Go to the police? I'll paddle slow
if you change your mind. Derek, wait! Wait! Look, you were right.
There he goes. CLONE DEREK:
I told you, I know myself. You know he'll come back. Oh! At ease, Bruce Lee. We on the same team. Forget what I said earlier. I'm on your side. Think about it...
we work for them. And they pay us<i> barely.</i> They're not our friends. Look, I'll I'm trying to say
is that you deserve more. And I want to help you get it. <i> ( OMINOUS MUSIC )</i> Fuckin' bitch. What are we doing? I don't know, but it's getting
cold. What if Derek was right? What if they mean to kill us? I won't let that happen. CLONE CRAIG:
To answer your question,
I don't have an answer. I have to rely on faith
there's a reason. But aren't you even curious?
I mean, it's not like this
happens every day. I should hope not... otherwise things would get
pretty dicey down at the DMV. It's more like we know you. Derek... it's not their fault.
We all make mistakes. That kind of mistake? That's a lie!
Derek would never do that. We have no intention
of embarrassing you. And for the record,
I have no intention of working
in a hardware store. No, you and me both. I'd rather kill someone first. What do you intend to do? I don't know, kick back... think about the future
of the world. No, she came here
to break up with him. She met someone at school,
a real stud. Well, yes it is.
I would know. She's been banging him
since Labor Day. Look, I don't know who you are
or what you want... but stay out of my life! Why don't you just be yourself? Hey. And stop asking me Hey.. Mind if I join you? I don't bite... hard. CLONE TRACY:
I guess I made a fool out
of myself with your girlfriend. The truth is I'm jealous. and she has you. What? The college guy? But you said-- I was messing with you. I told you I was jealous. Wow, you two are exactly alike. Well, not exactly. More like cousins separated
at birth. Except she got
the good genes and... I got the bad. Up for a swim? I found this book. It's a rare edition on the man
who built the atom bomb. The author inscribed it to a
scienSee? There's a picture. on Brewster Island, 1945. Wait a second. That's here.
This is Brewster Island. I remember Liz saying something
about buying the house
from an atomic scientist. Liz? The woman you... took care of? Hmm. That it had been abandoned
for years.at auction. So, if this was his house,
then where's the lab? ( CLONE TRACY
AND CRAIG GIGGLING ) ( GIGGLING CONTINUES ) Craig! ( GIGGLING ) Craig! We found something. The lab... It was definitely on the
property, but it was destroyed
in the Fire of 1957. No. You're upset. Hey, what's that? Ugh... I don't think this is it. No. There! This must be it. Bt why would a scientist build
a lab in the middle of nowhere? Perfect place for an experiment. What kind of experiment? the government awarded much
of the work to independent
scientists. beyond the one little part
they were asked to make. We'll wait for you
back at the house. Tracy, nothing happened. I don't care. Your friends, they don't seem
to have an ounce of curiosity. It's pretty obvious, whatever
created them started here. My friends? I wish I had paid more
attention in chemistry class. ( ELECTRICITY BUZZING ) What is it? That's weird. <i> ( OMINOUS MUSIC )</i> Do you have a flashlight
or something? I have a glow stick. There's another lab
under this one. Here they come. So, we're agreed then. Tonight when they go to bed. I'm good. Tracy has a crush. Better watch out, C.C. Get them to understand. That they're inferior
and it's time for them to go? No. I'm going for a swim. The wateYeah... sure. You're welcome to finish
it if you'd like.ere you headed? Thanks, but I can't draw. CRAIG:
I can't sing, either. Funny, I thought of you
two as the same. Sorry to disappoint. Oh, there's no disappointment. I'm just curious to see what
else is different about you. ( WATER SPLASHING ) It's so cold. You're right. It is warm over here.
How do you do that? You run a little hot. I wasn't teasing before.ouch me. I meant what I said. Tracy would never say that. What do you see in him?
Your boyfriend? You sleep with him. Is he any good in bed? Is he a good kisser? As good as you? You're just saying that
because of her. I'm not her. You need to get a better
girlfriend.You know what I want? ( MOANING ) ( What?ow was I? ) Compared to him,
how did I do? Get off me. I want to know. Don't you? No, I don't care!
Now get off me! No, not until you admit
the truth. I was better than him,
all right. No! Liar. CLONE CRAIG:
I like you, Tracy.
I really do. But you have no interest
in getting ahead and being
the best. It's not always about
being the best. Yeah, sure, technically,
you're great. Maybe even superior. But what's the point,
if afterwards you make the other
person feel lousy? Proper nouns, abbreviations
prefixes and suffixes
are not allowed.<i>AL PIANO )</i> Nor any word requiring the use
of a hyphen or apostrophe. I do, however, encourage the use
of words with a foreign root... Pretty ironic, huh? The girls wash, the boys play? Survive. ( CHUCKLES ) Do you love him? Because he seems pretty fixated
on you. Who, Craig? He's adorable.
What's not to love? Well, he's never going
to amount to anything. Eudaemonia. As in I'm experiencing
eudaemonia because I'm winning. And because you're happy for me. Craig, it's what they do best,
to make us feel stupid.u okay? Maybe we are. You only have to look
at the game board to know
they're smarter. Smarter...
but not necessarily wiser. Okay, so you were dazzled
by their brilliance. Self confidence. But I'd take you
over them any day. I'm starting to think
Derek was right. We should get out of here. But first, I want to get
a look at that lab. Craig, I didn't mean
what I said. I did it so she wouldn't
be jealous. You're too much. No, I would never do
anything to hurt you. You have to believe me. I'm falling in love with you. You have to promise
you won't say anything. It'll be our little secret. She got accepted downstate... I was thinking about the lab and
how it's connected to this whole
experiment. Craig! Craig! But I couldn't figure out how
it got a sample of our DNA. What are talking about? They must have come from us,
but how? He was staring
at the cesspool earlier. It was like he was trying
to remember something. And then it all
became so obvious. If what you say is true,
why aren't there more of them? The duplicates? Something must have triggered
the experiment. Maybe it was the storm,
the lightning. Maybe. Here. Try this on. Come on. You okay? <i> ( OMINOUS MUSIC )</i>sticks. Here. I have to know. Look, we'll talk about it later. Promise. Come on. I don't hear anything. MOh, I forgot. She should know.. Tracy, Craigy,
are yo<i> ( DRAMATIC MUSIC )</i> ( SWITCH( LIGHTS CLANK ) <i> ( DRAMATIC MUSIC )</i> His lab reports...
the scientist. Says he's embarking on the
experiment, "Not for the sake of mankind,
but to recreate it." CRAIG:
May 10, 1957. Gene expression less erratic
in sample 205. June 15, improved cell-- 222. Evidence of progeria
nearly eliminated. Received letter from National
Academy refusing additional
funds. They should be the first ones
I replace. Hey, look. July 20, revised technique shows
promise in latter samples. The root of all problems
is insecurity. Man's quest to prove himself
worthy, no matter the cost. Craig, come here. September 10, 1957, maturity
reached in sample 229... without discernable degradation
of funIs it proof of life? October 5, launch of Sputnik has
captured the world's attention. CRAIG:
Tracy, what is it? The last entry in his
notebook... about the announcement? He was on to something. He completed his experiment. What, to create an army
of drones? Not drones... clones. Human recreations. It's him! Dr. Turney! It's empty. Hey, it's me. Calm down. Derek. Man, what are you here? What am I doing here?
Who is that? Those sneaky bastards, they said
they hadn't found anything. Based on the evidence. Then what happened
to his killer? I don't know, escaped? ( STEPS APPROACHING ) Come on! ( LOCK CLICKS ) CLONE CRAIG:
Hello? Can anyone hear me? Craig, this isn't funny!
Open the door! Tracy, that's the first time
you've called me by name.
I'm flattered. Open the door, you piece of
shit, which is your real name. Derek, you came back. That was... stupid. But then again,
I forgot you're the stupid one. No offense. Lighter fluid, solvent, rags. Yeah, I'm way ahead of you. What are you doing? Seizing an opportunity. ( SIGHS ) Is there another way out
of hereWe didn't see one. Derek, what's in your backpack? CLONE CRAIG:
Are you still down there? You know, Craigy, for being so
smart, you sure are dumb. Why is that? you lack curiosity, which is a
lousy trait in or out of bed. Aerial flare...
for signaling ships at sea. What? I packed for all
emergencies. Like a flare gun? You told me she was smart. What's wrong with her? I want you to tell me
the truth about soWhat?ng. Someone said you did. Who? You believe him? They seemed to know everything
about us. I just thought-- You thought what? Hmm? I work hard at that store,
Craig. You're avoiding the question. Hey, guys. Derek, did you take the money? Yeah. I needed cash and I was
embarrassed to ask for it. I'm sorry. You're just like everyone else. What was that about? Nothing. What's your problem?
He's completely inferior. Maybe to you he is. And you are? ( STEPS APPROACHING ) Hey, you gals still down there? Recognize these? They're your
driver's licenses. What? Sorry, but from the beginning we
anticipated you wouldn't give
them to us. I told you this guy
was gonna kill us. But can you blame us? Sooner or later,
you would have turned on us. No, we're not killers. Are you sure? Derek... get ready. Look out! ( YELLING ) ( SCREAMING ) Are you okay? Yeah. Okay, this guy was into secret
compartments... It's gotta be here somewhere. I see something. Okay, okay. ( COUGHING ) The whole experiment. That's how it leaked out. Look, can we talk
about this later? Go! DEREK:
Oh, god! He's been burned. See if you
can find a first-aid kit. ( DEREK SCREAMING ) CLONE CRAIG:
Easy, easy. We're back under the house. Ssh, listen. Is it bad? Bad enough. Did we get them?
The inferiors? Don't worry, we got them. They tried to kill him.
We didn't have a choice, Tracy. He's hurt. We're gonna get you out of here. Go get the boat key. No. Do it. What am I supposed to do
with this? Drop a deuce? Use it! On them! No, I don't kill people.
That's your job. Well, then you surrender
your life to them. What? They get Mondays,
Tuesdays and Wednesdays? You're talking about murder. I'm talking about survival. Well, that's crazy,
because I like my life. And I'm willing to fight
Ow!or it. Are you? One day you'll thank me
for this. For what? ( DIALING PHONE ) ( CLEARS THROAT ) <i> MAN ( ON PHONE ):
Hello.</i> Hey, Dad, it's me! No, everything's fine. Uh, we're gonna come back
a day early. Yeah, tomorrow. Listen, could you tell Tracy's
mom? Give her a call,
let her know? Mm-hm. Yeah, Derek says hi. We can't let them do this.
We have to stop them. I have an idea. and it activates the heat pack. And bam, there you go, an MRE,
a meal ready to explode. And the hot sauce? Now this baby's got about
two minutes before it blows. ( METAL DOOR CLANKS ) Here... it's official,
Miss Bernstein. Now in every battle, the first
causality is the battle plan. So, be ready to improvise. And we need a code word,
something to tell friend
from foe. Suggestions? Marco. Polo. Excellent. We make a pretty good team. CLONE CRAIG:
We stick to the plan.
And Don't arouse suspicion. CLONE TRACY:
They're not stupid,
we could get caught. CLONE CRAIG:
How? For being smarter?
Tracy, relax. CLONE CRAIG:
Our parents are going
to love us. Okay, let's do it. She saw me. The other Tracy. What? What did you do? ( FIZZING ) What? Oh, sh--! What is it? ( ALL YELLING ) ( GLASS SMASHING ) Turn the light off
or I'll kill her! Do it! Wait, don't hurt her! ( LAUGHING ) No, you don't understand. I'm happy you're alive.
I didn't want them to hurt you. This isn't you. I'm impressed.
You've changed. Your stance, your confidence,
youI don't want to be like you. ( LThis is crazy, man. What are we doing, huh? Shut up! This isn't our fight, Derek. Our fight is out there
against those people
who want to keep us down. Keep us under control. Make us feel guilty
for taking what is ours. You know if Dad were here,
he'd say the same thing, right? More than any uniform
Stay back. I'm warning you! Oh, Derek, it's just me. You don't know me. I know everything. No! <i> ( DRAMATIC MUSIC )</i> <i> ( MUSIC CONTINUES )</i> ( FLESH TEARING ) Bitch. <i> ( DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES UP )</i> He tried to escape. Thought he was faster. You should have listened to me. CRAIG:
Derek, ask him. There's a guy I know,
Marco. What? Marco, remember him? I don't know what
you're talking about. Derek, what the hell are you
doing? Tracy was right. To be so smart,
We're stronger, faster, smarter. Smarter?
Smarter than who? Here's an expression
and you should learn it. And the meek shall inherit
the earth. No, you had your chance
and you blew it. It's our turn now. ( YELLING ) ( FLIES BUZZING ) Help me. We have to help him. No. Derek, please? It's me.
I was just pretending. Marco, right? Marco. No, no! Oh, no. Marco? Craig, I said Marco!
Polo... by Ralph Lauren. Tracy! Lake! ( STEPS APPROACHING ) DEREK:
We have to be sure. Marco. Tracy, I said Marco. Polo. <i> ( MUSIC CONTINUES )</i> ( LOONS SINGING ) Hey! Hey. You still want to go
to that concert tonight? It's okay, I got you. ( PHONE RINGS ) I have a better idea. Okay. I'll be right back. Hey! Hey, girl, how you doin'? Good, how are you? Hello? Hello? CraigPlease don't hang up. <i> TRACY (ON PHONE):
You have to believe me.</i> Marco. Marco! <i> ( EERIE MUSIC FADES UP )</i> Yeah!<i>( ROCK MUSIC FADES UP )</i> ( LAUGHING )
