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into this really quick, as I'm filming this, it is currently Thursday, January 23rd. I have 1,994,812 subscribers. So by the time this video comes out, I might have 2 million subscribers, which is insane. (triumphant music) So thank you, for 2 million
subscribers. (laughs) Literally, all I've ever wanted to do is just make people laugh. And the fact that that's my job now, and there's so many amazing people watching my videos every week and coming to my shows, I just, I seriously
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(hands clapping) So today we're gonna
be looking at a pair of TikTok pranksters/DIYers /product reviewers. They do a lot of different content. But the one through
line through all of it, is that every single video confuses the absolute shit out of me. Straight up, after
watching all their TikToks, my head was bleeding. It was bleeding 'cause I was scratching it so much. And that wasn't because
of my lice, you know. The videos were so confusing, they were head scratchers. Even my lice were confused. I don't have lice. So, the account that we're looking at today is called "wewearcute" I'm gonna be honest, up until about 10 minutes ago, I thought their name was We We Are Cute and they just spelled are wrong 'cause I'm a dumb ass. When I wrote the script for this video I wrote a joke about their
name being We We Are Cute. So that's a little frustrating. The joke I was gonna
make is their name sounds like if TikTok asks the both of them what they wanted their profile name to be, and they both wanted to say,
"We Are Cute" at the same time, but then one talked over them. All right, so what do you guys wanna call your TikTok account? We Are Cute. Perfect, We We Are Cute it is. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I still filmed the joke, even though it doesn't make sense anymore. But going forward, I'm gonna
call them We We Are Cute, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Okay, I could try to describe
the type of content they do, but I can't. So let's watch one. - You won't believe
what my Starbucks sells. Hey baristas, can I get one
holiday bagged air, please? - [Barista] Coming up. - Got it, (inhales) ahh. - Bruh. So, so when I first watched this video I was like, well, there's
no way this is real. There's no way they actually
yelled all those things and did that. But, when I watched it a second time, I realized that I was right. They didn't actually do this. Obviously, dude, she's
walking into the Starbucks, yelling at the top of her lungs, hey barista,
- Hey barista can I get one holiday bagged air please? - And no one even bats a fucking eye. No one even acknowledges her dude. And when the employee says "coming up", it's just so obviously
her voice saying it. - Coming up. - Even when you watch
the first part of it, when they say you won't believe
what what's at our Starbucks it even looks like it's voiceover. So they just dubbed over the whole thing. - You won't believe
what my Starbucks sells. - Do they expect people
to think it's real? Or are they like parodying
these types of videos? I don't, I don't get it, dude. Man it would be wicked funny though If this actually was real, like this is a real thing that happened, but like she goes into
the Starbucks so often and just acts like a lunatic all the time that the baristas are just used to it. Here's your coffee, sir. That'll be $2. - Hey baristaS, can I get one
holiday bagged air please? - What the fuck, it was sad
You're fine. It's she's she's harmless, you know she's just kind of yells
and then we give her an empty bag.
It's really weird And she goes away. I don't know. - Coming up. Got it. (slurps) - So yeah, there's an example of the type of content that they make on Tiktok. Just truly one of a kind, that's all I can really say about it. And if you're thinking to yourself, huh? These gals look kind of familiar. It's because they are, okay. These are the girls who
were in the first episode of the bestie picks bae series that I did on my channel like last year. So I've already made a
video about them basically. And I remember in that video, when they mentioned like what cont, that they like made
videos on social media. - So me and my sister are Instagrammers and influencers and we
make content for apps. - Never in a million years
would I have guessed that this these are the videos that they make. So aside from these weird like secret menu items videos they do, they also have this common
thing where they make ramen. They just have videos
where they make ramen in different ways, and they never make ramen
the way you're intended to just like they never make videos
the way you're intended to. It's just all, all wrong. - Ramen Mac and cheese. It's a thing. Add milk. Add flour. Add your cheddar, mix it. It should look like this. Add your ramen and mix. Take your mini blowtorch
and make it brown. And enjoy. - Grab your mini blowtorch
and make it brown. (laughs) Go on, go get it. Go get your mini blowtorch. (eerie music) Why aren't you go getting
your mini blowtorch? You don't ha- you don't have a mini blowtorch? (laughs) Oh you fucking loser. - Saucy ramen? It's a thing. Add in your ramen, quarter cup of tomato sauce, boiling water halfway, a
sprinkle of Parmesan and wait. It's a thing. - Okay, spaghetti. - Did you know that spaghetti exists? - Oh my God! Wow! - Cotton candy ramen? it's a thing. Cook your ramen. Add two drops of your cotton candy flavor add your cotton candy color. It smells so good and looks even better. How to make a delicious
carnival Robyn treat at home. - I might fucking throw
up all over my microphone and it's gonna sound real nice. I also love the two drops
of cotton candy flavor and pours the whole fucking bottle in. Their mom must be that
girl in that one video, who's like, add two shots of vodka as she pours like half the bottle. - Two shots of vodka. - Those are the same energy. Yo, this has like, like that video energy. (laughs) Okay. I can't think about that anymore or else I'll yarp on cam. So let's watch one of their pranks. Their other content is weird,
but you can't, you can't mess up a prank, you know. Set up, punchline, Ashton Kutcher. - Fake Cola prank on my mom. This brown powder will
make it look like cola, fizz like Cola but tastes
exactly like water. Time to tease her taste buds. - Where's the prank? Where, where is it? I was promised a prank. Okay, I wanna see what
happens when your mom goes to drink your Cola,
but it tastes like water. Hello? Show me a prank or walk the plank. And this is, it's not just this one, okay? All of their prank videos are like this. There'll be like silly prank on my mom. And then they won't even
show them doing the prank. It'll show him getting ready for it but it won't show the reaction. - Tomorrow is Ashley school picture day. She likes having blue hair. Well, let's see how she
likes having a blue mouth. Putting this in her lunch bag. She is gonna have a blue Monday. - Like, like where is the prank? Show us the prank, right? Unless...no. We were the ones getting pranked? Wow. The perfect prank. They did it. They pulled it off.
(phone dialing) Hello, Prank headquarters. Hey man, it's me. Why don't you go home? What are you saying? They did it. Yeah, they did it. They did the perfect prank. What we've all been working towards. You can go home now. We can all go home now. Oh my God. I can't believe it. Sir, it's been an honor pranking with you. Hey, likewise. (guitar music) Oh my God. (farts) Son of a bitch. They may have pulled
a perfect prank on us. But if you're gonna show, a prank video, show the reaction dude. That's the best part. That's like if they did an episode of extreme makeover home edition but then they just never show
the extremely made over home. Right? (crowd chants) - You know what to say say it with me. Bus driver, Move that bus! (crowd cheers) - To find out more about the products used on tonight's show, go to abc.com. Keyword, home makeover. - How about that fake Cola prank, tiktok. I gotta give a quick shout out to kadri on Tiktok because they do edit this and it is my favorite tiktok ever. - Fake Cola prank on my mom. - Dude it's like she short circuited or glitched or something dude Fake Cola prank on my mum. They do have this really weird style of talking in their tiktoks though. You've probably noticed it. Is weird because I watched
some of the YouTube videos and also in the bestie picks Bae episode they were in like, they talk normal. - It's more of jello than
a like, then like a drink. All right, are you ready
to pick my dream guy? - Totally. - But whenever they film with tiktok, they go into this weird
way of speaking where they like emphasize the wrong
parts of where it's so weird. It's just like glitter prank on my mom. She's gonna kick me out of the house. - Wiener prank on my mom. This jumbo push pop might
look like a push pop, but it's gonna taste so beefy. That's one meaty lolly. Mom, I just filled up
my spitting lama hat. Picking up my sister and giving
her a little bit of spit. If you can't see, here
is a little spin hole. (water spritz) You like my hat? Gee thanks. - Bro I hope you don't
have the fucking volume turned up too loud on
this video right now. Because if someone overheard
you listening to that, yikes dude. Hey, how's it going? - If you can't see it,
here is a little spit hole. (water spritz) - What the fuck. All right, let's watch another one that's similar to the Starbucks one. - I just got the taco bell meal and I wonder what surprise will be inside. Oh, look what I got. I saw this on buzzfeed and it's real. So beefy. - Dude what's going on? Dude. God like my brain doesn't
know what to do when I watched these videos. Like they're so like all over the place. That camera angle too. Whoa. Oh My God. What did I get? Dude, I just don't understand
why they talk like that right? Do you think this is like who they... How they actually talk? And the YouTube videos are just like them putting on a character, but in everyday life they
talk like they're tiktoks. Hey, what did what's up? What did you, what did you
wanna talk to me about? Well, I think you're great and all but, I think we should see other people. Wait, what are you, what are you saying? I'm sorry. I can't keep lying to you. This breaks my heart and I'm sad but I never wanna see you again. Wow. I cannot believe you. And to think, and to think I was gonna take you out for a fancy
steak dinner tonight. - So beefy. - We're gonna watch one
more because Holy shit, this is like the crown jewel of their, of their entire Tiktok account. - This realistic rubber rock
will really fool your friends. But can it fool our mom? - Rock? More like squinching, ssh. Mom look?
- (robot voice) Why are you hitting her with a rock? (laughs) - What the fuck. - (robot voice) why are you
hitting her with a rock? - Okay, so the premise of
this prank is they wanna fool their mom, by using a movie rock. Which is a rock that looks
like a rock, but it's it's, it's not real. It's not a real rock. It's a movie rock, you
know like Dwayne Johnson, the movie rock. But it doesn't even look like a rock. It looks like a bath bomb, dude. It looks like someone cut a pool noodle and sprinkled glitter on it. And then the next scene
the sister says rock, - more like squinching. (dramatic music) - I don't know what that means, man. Like, do you think, do you
think they write these before? Or was that improv? Because if it was improv, it has to go on one of those compilations or as like top 10 lines you
didn't know were improvised in movies.
- More like squinching. - That's gotta get in some list somewhere. Cause that's that's genius. Man I feel like these girls are like living on another plane of existence. Like we they're like
their frequencies are like vibrating on different levels. We can't even comprehend. They are ethereal, ageless,
other worldly beings, okay? They're not humans. They can't be. Okay, and then they shush us and then the one sister gets mad at us. Like we're the weird ones. And then the mom. What the fuck was that? Hey, Hey guys, could you explain that? (robotic voice) Why are you
hitting her with a rock? Dude, is your mom a fucking robot, bro? What, are you guys that's
that actually would explain so much if you guys were just all robots. This is the mom, when she gave birth. (robotic voice) who's a beautiful baby? You are. (laughs) It's either the mom is a robot or like a really heavy smoker. And they have like one of
those holes in their neck and both are very possible, dude. Cause if I, if these two are my daughters, I'd be a fucking chain smoker, dude. I would smoke so, I'd be in the DJ group, Chainsmokers. I'd be the third one. ♪ Hey. ♪ Oh dude! This girl said that her
favorite band was a chainsmokers in the bestie picks bae episode. - No Ashley likes pop music. Her favorite group is the chainsmokers. (laughs) - Dude, full circle. I kicked my camera, wow! How did I not realize that before? Oh my God. This goes all the way at the top, huh? Oh my God. Okay, I need to stop. I could, this video could be
honestly three hours long. I'm not gonna do that to you guys though. Let me know if you want
a part two to this video leave a comment because
there's a lot of videos that I have on my phone
that I would like to include in this video but it would
make it way too long. So yeah, let me know. Shout out to wewearecute. I'm pretty sure they DM me after I made that bestie picks bae video and they were really nice and they were really good
sports about the whole thing. So shout out to them, it's
working for them, dude. They're doing brand deals and shit. People seem to like it. They got an audience. So you know what? All the power to them. Man, I don't know about you guys, but after looking at all that ramen, I'm hungry and nothing
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