- I'm going to first to
lubricate my articulators. - [Chris] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what that is? - It's a travel sweet of some kind. It's a lozenge. - A travel sweet, that's
certainly a Britishism. I've never heard that in my life. (superhero music) (vocalizing) - LOL, lots of-- - Love. - Llamas. - Legends, lots of legends. Welcome to-- - Lots of legends. Welcome to Buzzfeed, lots of legends. - One little paper, two little answers. - All right, here we go. (laughing) - Would you rather be
stuck on a deserted planet with Hela or Loki? Well, you're here, and how
could I possibly not say Loki, of course. - Hela. - Me too. I guess on a deserted island, there's only so many things you could eat, - [Mark] Right. - But like, I don't wanna dine with Loki. - Hela. - Hela. - 'Cause we'd sort it out eventually. - She's evil, but then. - You know what, people change. - Would you rather get
a deep tissue massage, - Tissue, I like how he says "tissue." Tissue? I hardly know you. You say massage, or mass-age? - Mass-age, yeah. - I like that too. - Either from the Hulk's bare hands, or from Thor's hammer? - It's gonna be the Hulk's
bare hands for me, I think. - I'd have to agree with you. And I'm not being biased,
but the idea of Thor's hammer hammering away at my muscles-- - Chris keeps his hammer in his bathroom. - That's what I heard. - So like, that's gross, I
don't want that on my bod. - Thor's hammer, I mean, how
does that feel in a massage? Hot stones, but cold metal instead. We'll try both. - Would you rather turn
into the Hulk in the middle of your wedding or in the
middle of your honeymoon doing you know what? - I think part of the
Hulk's problem is, I think-- - He can't find anybody
to you know what with, that's why he's so angry. - Evocative images,
though, coming from these. - These are wildly sexual. - Honeymoon, honeymoon,
honeymoon, honeymoon, sure. - I think I'm gonna turn into
the Hulk during my honeymoon in enough time to annul the marriage. If the person doesn't accept me for who I am,
- For who you are. Or who I can become sometimes, then I want to know right away. - Would you rather have
Doctor Bruce Banner as your primary care
physician or Doctor Strange? - I wouldn't trust anyone
called Doctor Strange. (mumbles) Or Doctor Butterfingers. "Oh, yeesh, you gotta see my
doctor, Doctor Shakyhands." - That's right, Surgeon
Badcuts, or something. (chuckles) - Neither of them are
qualified for the job. They're not general practitioners. - Really? What is, Bruce Banner is a-- - He's a scientist. - Physicist, or scientist, or something. - He's a physicist, yeah. I mean, I'm just gonna go logically, Doctor Strange knows more about the body than Doctor Banner. He was a surgeon. - Doctor Strange. - Would you rather Netflix
and Chill with a permanent-- Netflix and Chill. - Oh, is that you know what? (giggling) - With a permanently shrunk ant-man, or a permanently Hulked-out Hulk? - I mean, you're not chilling
much with a Hulked-out Hulk, are you? - No, you're stressed out the whole time. He's just an oversized three-year-old. - He's just trying to smash you. - Golly, I've got a two-year-old, and I know exactly what it's like. - And I've got two three-year-olds. - Look, it's not a competition. - Love Paul Rudd, but
I'm gonna take you, bud. - Sorry Rudd. (laughing) - Would you rather have
to say, "Hulk smash" before you kiss anyone, or
before you can use the bathroom? I don't know. - I'd feel more comfortable
whispering "Hulk smash" to myself as I was
walking into the bathroom. - I just don't know. - I wouldn't yell it. - For me, I think it's
the bathroom choice. - Yeah. - Restroom break, boss? - Yeah, Hulk smash, Hulk smash? - I'd rather say "Hulk smash"
before I kiss somebody. - That's really romantic. - Hulk smash? - Oh, oh, Hulk smash, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, quick, quick, quick, right over there as to the
left and down the hall. See, he follows through on a scene. - Would you rather have a human-sized body with a Hulk-sized head, or Hulk-sized body with a human-sized head? - Hulk-sized body with a human head. Yeah, probably that. (chuckling) I would be the Hulk-- - They just described you. - I'd rather have a Hulk-sized
body with a human-sized head. - Really? - Yeah. - No question, I think you'd
have a human-sized body with a Hulk-sized head. - Why? 'Cause you'd be falling down all the time, it'd be so heavy. - Oh, those Funko Pop
things that they make of us. - [Mark] Yeah, those. - Those things are so cute! - Yeah. - Big-ass head, just like-- - That's true. - I don't know what I'm here for. - That's true, like a bobble head. - Would you rather have to
arm wrestle for your life against Korg or Thor? Why don't you answer this question, bro? - Funny that you should ask me, bro. - But he's got clammy hands,
so I don't want to touch them. - Clammy hands, where have they been. - Ew. - Look at those guns, you. - No, no, no. - You'd be fine against anybody right now. - I've lost arm wrestles
against Thor, repeatedly. So I know the answer to that
question, for me, it's Korg. - That's it, we're all out of questions. - All right, we're getting
kicked off the show. - Okay, goodbye. - I've enjoyed this no end. That's it. Thank you everybody, thank you guys. (laughing) What can we do? Oh, I think it's under there. - [Both] Ahh! - You trickster, you trickster. (upbeat music) (whooshing) (squeaking)
