The Carol Burnett Show - The Senator's Wife

[Music] excuse me sir we should get a move on hate to keep the president waiting sir how do I look oh just fine sir just fine as a matter of fact you look as though you already have that appointment with cabinet but we we really should get a move on sir so put your hand along here don't worry we won't be late what'll we do no darling I'm ready to go all right sir ah excuse me sir uh we well of course I'm not going without my wife uh but Sir I told the White House that you'd be coming alone why would you do that well sir after all uh this is a meeting to see if you're going to get the appointment with the cabinet and I just assumed that you would want to be alone sir Carlyle my wife was invited we're both going to attend I called him back uh but sir I don't but me Carlyle now if I get this appointment don't you want to go along with me is the undersecretary well yes sir but then do as I say called the White House the White House Carlyle she's gonna Carlisle you know darling perhaps he's right maybe it would be better if I just waited here for you I won't hear of it sweetheart after all those terrible months in the hospital I want you by my side every minute thank you sweetheart you've been such a brave little girl that was a nasty blow on the head you received on that campaign train yes that's right you know just before it happened the last thing I remember was sticking my head out of the train window and waving to the crowds of people I don't know why they put those telephone poles so close to it [Music] Mustard's Ling but well the important thing is I'm cured I'm fine now and I don't have any after-effects although my arms still get a little stiff from when they put me in no no I know dear let's think darling we're about to realise the dream that we've worked so so hard for all these years I know dear and I think of all the things we had to go through the whistle stops smoke-filled rooms all those unpleasant people we had to deal remember how many times I just wanted to give the whole thing up know it hasn't been easy but when I needed someone to turn to you're always standing right there I know well I guess we'd better get good sir I've made all the arrangements sir well thank you fellow uh I've also made a little fact sheet here for you sir case you want to familiarize yourself with any of these topics okay might want to ask good thanks Carla on that anything OCD gross national product is up slightly in the third quarter due to the lowering of steel prices remembering the gross national product is slightly in the third water orange deliciously gross national [Music] to the lowering yes this is good this is good stuff fellow that's it excuse me sir I wonder if you might reconsider that notion you had about taking your wife Carlisle if you bring that up once more you threw right sir she's going and that's final just did it - thank you both of it - now let's see oh yes Dale native the present time and a favorable upturn is predicted as soon as the Russians reach [Music] as soon as the Russians you've done a very good job here Carlisle hey master the matter with you son better take a drink of water new wave of Russian wheats deals has to be considered in light and when it will mean to the consumer that's very important now see a new wave sit are you sure about this Russian wheat bit what's going on Carlo first you're choking to death and now you're all soaking wet you should please try to concentrate on this i'm thrush and we deal with something very important I got to figure this thing out by really water I don't know what I really want now there's a lot of sensitivity and they could what are you doing now you have a mustache or you quit playing games this is important we have to be at the president's office in a few minutes right I'll stay with me on this don't understand you Carlile now I want to know about the Russian weed dealer is it a good time now to directly approach this time time especially in you know where China's good what they've got rush stamped on your forehead what are you doing Carlisle I'm warning you stay with me on this thing this is important my career's on the line I'll stay with me I'm interested in this Russian we teal I don't know whether this is the time to approach the wick the Russian Russian China and everything like this well it does the consumer price index is certainly important now prices business what's your problem Kyle now you're standing here with your pants down that's it I'm up here here that's a laugh stop get up sir you're fired you better get out you burning your throat get out of this office got my sight don't believe you call out out you'll never work in Washington again yes I have to find someone to replace Carlisle well how about Bob Thompson Bob Thomson good thinking dear I think I'll tell him the good news right now wonderful Bob guess what guy you're budgeting Carlisle's job oh that's wonderful dear huh come on longer so happy for you both well he deserves it honey why don't you bring along little Jackie I think maybe he'll get a kick out all right come along Jackie daddy's going to take you to the White House got any thoughts on the Russian wheat deal [Music] [Applause]

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Views: 787,131

Rating: 4.7496729 out of 5

Keywords: The Carol Burnett Show, Carol Burnett, Harvey Korman, The Senator's Wife, yt:stretch=16:9, skit, sketch, Tim Conway

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Length: 8min 48sec (528 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 14 2012