The Carol Burnett Show - The Family - Mickey's Apartment 1/2 (uncut)

are you sure this is the right place or not hope not you knock it off you two go chi-chi-chi butter Roger chief they say to advocate how are you buddy god sakes boy you got here and everything yes there we are oh she got wet the anniversary to you my boy and here is a token of my esteem oh gosh chief what yeah hey don't we will see you didn't have to do that Oh golly already late in a couple of bottles of ripple all right you can save it for your next wing dings next wing there don't know when that's gonna be I I never had anybody or who you'll find some use for it Vic oh you can't have years oh yeah good to see honey oh gosh Harbert come on in I'm out there I thought she's gonna leave mama and me out there in the hall to have a party you for all happy I'm to be entertaining y'all last go know how happy I am to see where you live I wouldn't miss seen it for the world Thank You mother are ver don't you shout at me I ain't deaf oh now look at our head McGee you character you ha ha hey you just look we got our own welcome sign lock of the convention yeah yes yeah yeah that's how I 5th anniversary has a very dated I started to work for the chief here yes I know Mickey I know it's been so excited about it it's wonder he hadn't called up the TV station and asked him to come over here and televise the great event our wedding anniversary has ever got him this hopped up I'll tell you people something five years ago this very day my life was changed doesn't matter I know it was the luckiest thing that ever happened to me Mick oh really luckiest even like you didn't get married at or having two wonderful bars look what I guess we all can our blessings in different ways know what I'm mad noon as I meant hardware-wise a hardware your why you'll never forget first Daley was on the job remember you were sorting out the sandpaper box right and you sold two sheets a heavy and six sheets extra five the Harold trap remember that's right that's right I remember like it's yesterday yeah and I remember on the second day and I had that bag I think it was a sorter wash his order washers and then Joe the barber came in right I sold him poop I remember joe said we're Judy you two are gonna go through the entire five years do you mind if I sit down God well where are my manners for cries out whoa what's wrong with people and just enjoy my living room where is it Merlin Harley Harley Harley Harley this is it this is my living room right in here this is it all of its living room right well this is a dining room that's dining room area there that's it I got another black thing right there Eunice is sitting on that's that's my bedroom yeah I'll show you a while Scott I've got you here here catch it you never know was there put them drapes in there like that here's our office here's my office right here sometimes they'll just stand them off oh here's closet my closet is here put that like that pause yeah here's a library this is my library right here I think you know sometimes I had to go over my kitchen to my library without ever taking a step well it's real cozy Mickey I don't believe I've seen anything this cozy since I visited mind Elizabeth in her trailer well gosh we'll sit down sit down for crying out loud where's my manners I'm there I'm not used to having people over just right here this would be good for your back there's nothing wrong with my back yeah well then nothing maybe I better get a different chair this liable to cut off the circulation you quit even for a minute and help mama out of the chair don't blame on here we go maybe I'll move up a long through three yeah oh mercy would ya she's too big to get our wavering I'll hold it claiming we had this problem about a week ago of my landlord and I don't worry about it's gonna be all right but I'll tell you what I think the best thing to do here is the dumper on a chair better just lift it right off we're going to go up your mother Arbor put your hands out and Cody embrace the call Oh hot iron chair I tell you here we gotta use me a beer hey that sounds good I want a beer - like oh I won't - Mikal I'll get you here maybe cold I want a cold work well just how many beers does that make for you today Eunice are you really choosing this time and place to bring that up mama well mini sim can start it out with four or five beers a day look at her now mama did I or did I not just now hear you order a beer for yourself I drink in moderation starting at 10:00 in the morning I hope you don't mind all this kidding around Mickey oh are you apologizing for us in oh why would you have to apologize come on I love it how do I love it this this horsing around you folks are doing like that that's what families are all about huh yeah what I just love it I just do I really do you know uh Hunter had a family huh oh I have had a crabby old lamp took care of me and I won like family like you guys have here eyes she busted up my very best flute real lil and tore up my kite and everything and I all right I just ran away from her when I was 14 right I don't have much for family I just take mine straight out of the can just folks so I just I can't tell you what's like having folks over here it's like having a brother and a sister and I've been meaning to talk to you about that making I think it's wonderful that it has a social relationship with his employee but I don't think you quite know me well enough to be calling me mother Harper the way you do oh yeah would you know you have a point on earth all that well why don't I just call you Thelma you can call me anything you want you can count on that cuz I got some dip hey yeah come on over how do the other there that's a Formica turning off shirt clams and onions yeah we're good hmm that what I thought down good dear mother you're not having it I think I'll just save room for my dinner Thank You ed I'm sure it will be delicious oh well we'll yeah sure well it's Chinese food oh yeah I ordered it from Kim's down the street right right why don't I just run down that's why you posting right here enjoy ourselves just talking I'll be back yeah if anybody wants to freshen up the bathroom is right in there it's all cleaning everything all neat I got a real good deal on ty-d-bol sorry thank the Lord at least the bathrooms a separate room what you got me into here don't start on me mama do not start stop I am trying to hang on to my paws with every fiber of my being so don't stop we're just look at me I'm all dressed up to come over here and sit in this rat trap she'll even come into this neighborhood without a police escort hell is ever color the rainbow living on this block you don't think that my idea of a whole night out on the town is spinning it in this dump watching it and Mickey hurt make cow eyes at each other since I am being gracious enough to go along with it why can't you do the same well I never expected anything like this I thought your place was a disaster listen to me you two if I had my way neither one of you would be here but Mickey had his heart set on it so as long as we are here we are gonna have a pleasant evening news did you hear a pleasant evening my place that's death you stop pushing that gunk in my face knows where that man's handsome I'm telling what's growing in them glasses look I am NOT going to spend another evening watching Mickey Hart on the pan you just listen mama listen to how he is leaping to Gumbo's defense yeah just last week when our son was thrown out of the piggly-wiggly story you just stood there and smiled at the manager and you didn't do nothing well Bubba was ripping open rice-a-roni boxes my Bubba happens to be a high-strung boy and it's Mickey Hart is just ruining your business is not he's a vegetable assistant he brings in lots of business lots of business and how come we can't even make ends meet huh how come you cut $5.00 out of my food budget a week huh it's a slow season yours I mean construction is down 95 percent across the whole nation you can't blame that on Mickey Hart huh Mickey Hart is slow oh hey stupid yeah he's dumb can't make change scares people out of story time they come in whenever he says may I help you they think they think he's gonna mug him or do something peculiar to him 30 lives Marybeth Pickens told me that she would not come into your store again on account of that leaked over the counter and just leered at her yeah he ain't right in the head I said that from the first time I saw you go snooping around his closet where the people come over to fire half they can look anywhere they want I got nothing to be ashamed of Mickey's got nothing to be ashamed of either I wouldn't be too sure about that after all the man never did get married lord knows what he does at mine would you look at this he doesn't even take the trouble to hide his national Geographics our education don't you tell me you should see whether her daddy used to Paul through these things looking at women that were naked with paint smeared all over their face or a weird tattooing then when I catch him at it he'd tell me was reading about a bunch of kangaroos or some damn thing hussar

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Views: 585,937

Rating: 4.7296877 out of 5

Keywords: carol, burnett, show, tim, conway, The Family (sketch), harvey, korman, vicki, lawrence, Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence

Id: N7OqigcLrMc

Length: 12min 0sec (720 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 12 2011