The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie is Toxic Garbage 😭 (Britney Ever After)

the 2017 lifetime movie britney ever after claims to offer a look at the scandalous details of britney spears's personal life that were missing from her mtv interview almost a decade earlier and yet somehow this unauthorized biography raises even more questions about brittany than it answers for example since when does she look or sound like that did any of that actually happen and even if it did why would you show us trust me casting an authentic yellow python was the best thing that happened to this production and even he gave the whole crew salmonella so let's get in the zone to see just how much disrespect lifetime threw on my girl's name in this household we do not accept any britney godney jean spears slander so naturally i had a problem with this movie's fast and loose details cringy musical numbers and southern accents that are cheesier than a bowl of grits what's that sound i hear not an officially licensed britney song that's for sure but don't worry music is not an important component to the story of this record-breaking musical artist i'm here to get justice for my official pope britney spears and i'm so excited i'm in too deep for another installment of clip breakdown [Music] hello television viewers my name is nick thank you so much for joining me once again on my channel for another installment of clip breakdown this is the playlist where we dive into our favorite movies tv movies youtube content and other such stuff and we get into the studio and we remix it like a dj just look at each individual clip and say oh my god this made my whole day better and oh my god this made my whole day a piece of garbage that's rotting in a pile of dead bodies and mama today we got something particularly annoying to look at because lifetime went ahead and really did this to britney spears our girl brittany has been through enough in her career without lifetime coming in and as i said trying to fill in all the gaps about something that they don't even know this movie claims to offer details that britney did not give us in her 2008 mtv documentary but i don't know how lifetime was planning to offer anything new when as soon as they announced this movie not only did britney spears's rep say we're not involved with that in any way but also we don't support it in any way we'll figure it out but before we get into it make sure you give this video a big thumbs up if you want to see even more lifetime movies just like this but most importantly if you're new to my channel i would love to have you click that subscribe button right down here that way you never miss new videos from me lifetime uses this framing device of the mtv documentary throughout the whole movie it gets tiresome the first time [Music] i'm sorry is this supposed to be a film or am i leaving a voicemail on your answering machine your movie sucks call me back that video camera transition is super creative not at all distracting and used heavily throughout the film only one of those three statements was true throughout the movie natasha bassett the actress who plays britney spears tries her best to give a nuanced complex performance but for the most part she comes off like an alien who's being interviewed for x-files i was told this was an all-access documentary they'd never let me do that who are they you are the boss aren't you don't let daddy hear you say that i guess i just want what everyone wants love i went and rewatched the actual mtv documentary just to confirm and no britney spears did not come up like she was giving a one-minute monologue from the ultimate audition book for teens that's just something special they added for the movie so then we flash back to florida of 1998 when britney spears was just starting out as the opening act for nsync on a tour we meet a lot of the characters we might already know from brittany's life like her manager larry her mom lin sister jamie lynn i gotta say seeing this actress play young britney sent me running hey i got britney spears here who britney spears new opening act what in the world wildlife foundation why does she pop out of the back of that van like she's on the season premiere of meerkat manor oh hey you're the uh girl from that schoolgirl video yes sir get yourself look at that sugar you got yourself a fan he was a fan of something but it sure ain't the music oh god the security guard is like no sweetie it's just the music what just cause i'm a bearded security guard i can't be gay not even three minutes in and this movie is making unironic jokes about how britney spears was sexualized by adults from the age of 16 like it's not a problem you can tell that they're not trying to make a joke or a statement about it because they just all laugh at it they're like yeah that's true you're becoming famous like no you're becoming prey see look at this look a furby are those cheese puffs coffee machine i'm going to need that the filmmaker said so we don't have the right to any britney songs no support from her team and zero additional details to contribute but we can paint a hypothetical picture of what sort of snacks might have been on the tour bus do i hear daytime emmy daytime emmy is the name of the girl who brings us coffee in the morning and junk that stuff is beyond fattening beyond fattening but that would put her in the twilight zone of cholesterol which is not healthy but the mcdonald's fries do taste like you remember as a kid another lifetime movie another food police mother who gets the blame rather than looking inward at the media's skinny stars only casting i love how lifetime is always like we understand that as a woman your mother is a [ __ ] who hates your body let's get her right off the bat on day one of her tour uh i love how all of this like career defining stuff happens in the same conversation for her like in the same hour lynn spears is like we don't want people to know about your boyfriend from home it's better if reg doesn't go around telling people he's your boyfriend the label is putting a lot of money into promoting you as an all-american team you know a good girl who's saving herself for marriage so you're telling me to lie well if it's nobody's business in the first place then it's not really lying sugar what is this blanche devereux accent they have going on for lynn spears she said why sugar the good men at the regia company are fixing to put on a cotillion like why don't we pull back before we hit foghorn leghorn territory it's easy to see from the beginning that uh britney spears's family might not be any prize i don't want my baby wearing a hooker clothes oh said you weren't gonna make this all about you no that's your trick ah yes the sound of unhappy parents loudly arguing i think that's actually florida's official state song wow those were some depressing family reenactments now let's get some depressing relationship reenactments here's a familiar face played by an unfamiliar face who's gonna kill it tonight oh my god sweetheart if you try to force those britney isms anymore you're going to prolapse this often feels like it's trying to be like a comedic impression except never in a funny always in a bad type way and justin timberlake is no better i don't know why she's nervous i mean her singles getting mad radio played that'd be weird okay hold on now she's getting hostile he wants to know if you are aware that you are in fact the bomb diggity baby sweetie they bobby pinned some ramen noodles to your hair and made you say bomb diggity and i'm so sorry about that this guy plays justin timberlake like he's that annoying cousin who won't leave you alone at the family reunion like get your sour cream and onion breath out of my airspace derek you're gonna love the clever ways that this movie tries to get around having no rights to any britney music we don't really need to talk about baby one more time do we i mean everyone's heard the song and let's just say i've talked about it a tad more than one more time that's fine we weren't even legally cleared to show that costume or say the full title of the song but we found a workaround for your next hit single bloops it happened twice i can see why they cast natasha for this role because there are moments where i'm like oh yeah i see britney for sure but they're fleeting yeah like that kind of looked like britney spears when they shoot it like the blair witch project the shaky camera work can be very deceptive even my mom thinks that i look like matt damon but that's just cause she was always shaking me as a baby i think the actress and the filmmakers really tried to make britney seem like she got a little more mature as the movie went on but that resulted in her acting a little too much like a baby at the earlier scenes this is britney spears and you're listening to fm 104.1 so this is just like my show where i like talk to people who are pretty cool and we'll like talk about things like they got pretty cool and yeah it's radical within the first 10 minutes this movie is setting up so much nonsense and spending so many minutes on stuff that is garbage that i already know they're not going to be saying anything important about britney's life [Music] is it just me or does instinct seem slightly off i don't think we're at a place with these look-alikes where a panning close-up like that is gonna help sell it they got my boy jc looking like the kid from freaks and geeks anyway i think they wanted to show us that behind the scenes britney was not the all-american gerd girl that she was trying to be in front of the camera it's not all that groundbreaking to me like i mean it's all speculation so who knows you actually drink that stuff oh it's way too sweet don't mind him he only drinks to find his fancy pants from her laugh so you are sweet enough anyway girl someone busts out the crackers because joey's bringing the cheese i don't give a sh about underage drinking but somebody better get those crap singles back in the mini fridge like what even is this finally a movie draws back the curtain on that fascinating cheese conversation that never happened come on i know you just homesick we were both homesick when we did mmc too remember hi there i'm libby from the legal team at lifetime as you just heard we were unable to clear anyone saying the phrase mickey mouse club basically if it has a registered trademark symbol shaped like mickey ears that's the mark of the beast as far as litigation is concerned okay we'll check back in later like any lifetime movie they spend a long time on those tv friendly love scenes where it's like a lot of people wearing jeans and gyrating against each other according to lifetime in order to have sex you just have to straddle some guy in your clothes and do this [Applause] now i'm a bad girl give me an empty beer bottle and let me get my hair wavy that's how lifetime shows someone hitting rock bottom lifetime never really knows what he's trying to say like are you saying that britney was demonized for being sexual at a young age or like this was an amoral thing that she was sucked into or is she a human and this was totally normal like we don't even know what the stance is you guys you have to see this crunchy reenactment of the 2000s vma performance that she did which began with her singing satisfaction but then it went into baby one more time we only get the first part in this [Music] i don't know who approved the nude bra and panties with black boots but it was definitely a straight person britney's actual costume for this which was like nude bejeweled bell bottom was pretty iconic but i guess those details aren't as important as making sure it includes an affordable cover song to butcher as well as dancers it can be like ah they're all country line dancing brainy's moving around the stage and they're all like in my song comes on the radio i can't get no no no no i feel like they only tried to recreate one really memorable fashion moment from brittany and justin's relationship and it was obviously the denim look but it's uh i don't like it i don't like how they pulled it off they didn't make it big enough i don't really get to see like the response to it like i wish they could have shown magazine covers of people being like they step out as a power couple this look is crazy whatever [Applause] you all slept together i know we're definitely gonna wait until we're married very convincing fictional britney it's like when pinocchio's nose gets longer only instead her nuva ring just slipped out onto the red carpet we get these sort of dirty dancing inspired shots for some reason of them outside enjoying their relationship this is the hard-hitting info that lifetime just had to deliver us like what jamie lynn should we make a moat that's a moat you know like a river around castle it keeps the princess safe from people trying to get in did that line make this pointless movie seem meaningful hopefully when the group gets back in the beach house they realize they were robbed this is based on an actual 2000 robbery where their vacation home was burgled they uh stole the tapes jesus h crest they stole a boudoir video daddy you know i don't speak french just help me find my stolen sex tape this is one of the most highly disputed points in the movie since there's zero evidence that britney and justin ever made a sex tape and that certainly wasn't what was stolen in this robbery in fact the only belongings that were taken were some booze and some vacation videos that the parents had taken nothing that britney owned was ever robbed so i don't know why this movie decides to just put it out there that britney and justin had a sex tape when there's already hundreds of sex tape stories flying around about brittany in the past this speculated brittany justin sex tape this speculated k-fed sex tape like britney doesn't have a sex tape lifetime was like ooh we're really thin on details let's just go ahead and [ __ ] her personal life meanwhile this whole movie they make justin seem like he's an angel are you okay i just always fighting i know but they've got their own issues okay that's got nothing to do with you oh i didn't know justin timberlake was a licensed family therapist why are you the horse whisperer but for girls with traumatic family relationships next we dive into some other speculation there was a lot of stories going around that britney spears's sort of involvement with her tour director or choreographer wade robson was part of what drove the wedge between her and brittany and that this affair is what caused justin to write the song crimea river there's obviously no proof around any of that but even if there was i think there's a lot more important stories to be told with wade robson who is one of the uh accusers who spoke out against michael jackson having a legal awful relationship with wade from the ages of like 9 to 12 or something like that if you haven't seen leaving neverland wade robson's story is told and it's really powerful but here's that yellow python we love so much you're killing it you're killing it you got it it looks so good it looks so good already all right thank you bye oh you're welcome thank you so much see you tomorrow okay justin's like wow they're really taking their time rehearsing that sexually charged embrace there are several moments throughout this movie where i'm going to point out some weird filmmaking choices like we spend 30 extra seconds watching people dig through their files look for their car keys motorcycles outside my house like shut the [ __ ] up we get it your vehicle has two wheels in this scene britney spears is just getting some hydration which is important for a dancer [Music] perfect that's really natural liquid drinking natasha they said go ahead and pretend to take a big sip of this blue stuff but don't get any in your mouth because it's anti-freeze okay this was here ah okay just for anyone at hearst media who's listening i do volunteer to be your onset liquid drinking coach because you need it you write liquids and drinks and beverages into every single movie and then every time you're like all right here you go fam just drinking gotta stay thirsty oh yeah love the taste of liquid whoa that's not how physics work okay at this point in the movie right at the end of the third act we're trying to show that britney's being forced to stay home and in her house which i think is supposed to be playing off of in the documentary where she's like i hate being made to stay in my house all day again lifetime really filling in the blanks here for us i've always wondered about that one random boring night in a hotel room that never happened p.s that's exactly how i move around my apartment when i'm trying to think of jokes for clip breakdown only my thigh gap is even wider you can get your whole fist through there mama if you use some hand lotion first for better or worse they really try to make it seem like britney's relationship with justin was the defining thing that set her up for heartbreak through the rest of her life which is definitely the opposite of what britney says in her interview she even says oh yeah i was really broken up at first about justin but with kevin it was even harder because he's the one i had babies with but that's not what they show here and regardless the chemistry between justin and brittany it's a little weird don't go don't go don't go yeah it would be a shame to stop watching this open-eyed face smashing how come when these actors kiss it looks like they're communicating non-verbally that's the sensual look that says you're laying on my bladder there's a moment in the club where it's clear britney's like jealousy is getting in the way she feels like justin's talking to other girls so justin walks out on her and i think that's supposed to sign the end of their relationships in her sadness brittany even calls wade robson in and they have like a moment of caressing so we don't know again if they've had an affair they have to leave it ambiguous because no one knows and they can't say something that they don't know for sure britney would be on them with a libel charge so fast but don't worry about that because in the very next scene justin is back with her so this is them performing on snl in 2002 so i guess we're getting into that like oh it's an on and off relationship with the two of them i don't know i'm confused i'm so excited i got a fee that's how excited i am that actor was like you know eating that jelly bean was my idea it took an extra three hours of camera rehearsal but at that point we had run out of stuff to shoot and really needed to fill the time i don't need to see him eating that jelly bean what are we doing here this is so boring it's just like the drinking the liquid thing like shut up move along why but of course justin finds even more reasons to be jealous hi it's libby the lifetime lawyer again now for legal reasons we can't explicitly say that brittany and wade robson slept together but we can go ahead and show you this little new yorker cartoon of them okay that's all bye-bye now we get this whole sequence where britney and one of her hometown friends go out in california to look at brad pitt's mansion i didn't even fact check this scene because it feels like it might have been something that brittany offhand mentioned in an interview like oh yeah we actually drove around one day because i just wanted to see hollywood so they made a whole scene out of it not something important not something we needed to see i'm gonna show you though because that's what we're here for do you think your future has this on there fixing to find out [Music] we really could have cut this scene short you think i don't already know how to get out of a convertible sedan i didn't lose my virginity in a house and this drawn out sequence of buying a star map is really just highlighting the fact that your hollywood boulevard is located in a suburb of ontario here's that hilarious adventure where they spy on brad pitt oh my god no where i don't see him i see him oh my god brittany are you okay i feel like the real britney spears would have known not to use her car like a jungle gym because she's a highly trained dancer not one of daisy duke's barefoot gas sniffing friends from down by the river they make her so southern and she's like i'm fixing to find out like mama she's been working in la since she was a child anyway do you like how that scene had literally nothing to do with anything and contributed zero to the overall message of brittany's hardships me too so glad we did this you've really just scratched the surface of how britney was expected to not have human reactions to things because they thought that that would put everything at risk this is the deepest they get into that when she finds out that her parents are getting divorced finally even though the dad has been you know a drinker and problematic the whole time are you all right i mean we knew this was coming no i don't want this to push you into one of your funks my therapist talking me down after i eat my last chromatica oreo mama i'm allowed to be sad and we deserve to see your sadness fully illuminated so can we get rid of this distracting shadow that's on her face in the shot someone told the director you're standing in front of a light making a shadow and she said i know it represents duality because i care about visuals all of a sudden i think my favorite part of the movie is this dance off between justin and brittany [Music] [Music] if there's one thing that tv movies love it's a poorly shot dance-off laced with subtextual meaning it's cinematic easy to understand and you can get it choreographed on the cheap by whoever teaches the weekly hip-hop cardio lessons at your local ymca because if there's one thing everyone knows about britney spears and justin timberlake it's that they're not very impressive dancers oh well at least we don't dwell too long on this crunchy scene oh wait there's more [Music] you guys i'm serious stop dancing like that people are watching now okay justin i think once you start flapping your arms like a bird you've officially lost the dance battle this isn't a rainforest cafe it's just unusually loud and humid britney's management just starts to talk to her a little bit about how partying is hurting the brand she's going out every night but then we're in the recording studio in 2008 when she's recording the album with womanizer on it which gives us a perfect opportunity for some musical stylings don't worry it's not womanizer you want to warm up it's your thing after midnight hi there again it's libby the lifetime lawyer with an update on the music so at this point we've been barred not only from using any britney songs but also any songs that britney has ever sung or plans to sing and also just any that she's ever listened to or enjoys okay enjoy the film right after singing it brittany's like that song's about me wanting to have a boyfriend it's like wow this version of britney is really overt with her wants and needs she's like just saying to anyone who will listen i want to be with somebody i'm lonely like i don't think real people are both like this lost and this self-aware at the same time but if you say so it's time we get into brittany's quick 72-hour marriage to jason alexandra alexandra alexander his friend is that his name even jason alexander i think so or is that the guy from seinfeld so here's the morning after that vegas wedding what's gotten into you mrs alexander wait i think she's choking quick pour some hot water down her throat to dissolve the blockage oh false alarm that's just this woman's impression of britney spears britney calls her mom and tells her what she's done and her little cut out panties what did she say who cares [Music] what the heck is going on here well according to the script we just sat in bed for several hours waiting for you to arrive why did lynn spears have time to change her whole outfit and fly to vegas before jason and brittany even unwrapped their pillowmen see this is the point where you can tell that the movie is just trying to hit all of the major moments in britney's career without offering any insight because immediately after that her marriage is divorced without even us getting a scene about that the the manager is like don't worry we'll take care of it and then it's over that's how i know this movie's not trying to add anything new is because they're just trying to hit all of the wikipedia major events and they have nothing new to offer but this is where they start selling that britney is hitting her downward decline this is triggering to me because i've had clients like this ma'am i can't do your eyebrows if you're covering your face and i was not a qualified cosmetologist or therapist okay i would be like you came to macy's to get your makeup done before a funeral anyway what kind of lip do you want it's hard to be polite when you're hungover okay the makeup artist is like and i thought those undertaker courses would never pay off if it were me in that chair during my rock bottom they would have been like somehow the skin is even corpsier than a dead person's we've called the cdc i don't know if you guys remember when those tapes leaked of kevin filming brittany and her singing ring really kind of naive and us getting like a really private look at her this is lifetime trying to recreate those i love you what are you feeling is mr cool cooler than me apparently i'm not going to outright agree with you but i will say that there are two actors in this scene right now and i'm only thinking about the one whose nipple is exposed i love you girl you marry me yes okay i've been fact checking all of the events of this movie as we go and after searching wikipedia billboard.com google i still can't find a single thing about britney spears sounding like gonzo from sesame street the next musical number we get from natasha is i love rock and roll which is another song that britney spears covered at one point don't remember her ever doing it at an award show like they're showing us here i also don't remember it being the longest mix of the song in recorded history [Music] oh my god we know but eventually you gotta wrap up the song because this staging and choreography looks like it fell off the back of a truck about 10 minutes ago like is the carnival in town [Music] okay but when you said come and take the time i didn't know you meant we'd be here all night my kids have school in the morning that's what i call it when i'm the designated driver for brunch so fictional britney in the worst wig of the entire movie gets married to k-fed in a surprise wedding yes he is wearing sneakers at the wedding the management won't let them make it official unless he signs a prenup though so it kind of shows that you know management is trying to protect her throughout all of this but let's check back in on that framing device this britney spears documentary [Music] looking sick we were hoping to see the routine to womanizer it's not fittest yet i want to get it dialed in oh hi it's me libby the lifetime lawyer again this time with good news while we can't play the song womanizer for you in the film i have been legally cleared to perform it for you superstar where you from how's it going i know you got a clue what you're doing thinking like a good one but i call them like that boy don't try to front i know just what you are i are boy don't try to front i i know just just what you are did you guys see libby the lifetime lawyer come through here she said she was going to let us know some news about the music rights anyway let's just keep going my favorite britney spears song of that album is definitely if you see gamey does she take a piece of line for the drink that i'm a buyer do you know just what she likes oh oh oh i tell you have i seen it cause i'm so oh i can get her off of my brain we gotta get back into these britney spears moments she has a baby now she has a baby which i mean and you really start to feel the chaos of the paparazzi i thought that was at least a realistic element of how much the paparazzi were hounding her at this time as demonstrated in that new york times documentary that i saw leave her alone get out of here leave her alone what is the matter with you i can't help but wonder if this scene would be a little less chaotic without fee personally scream provising with every photographer leave her alone what is wrong with you be gone from this section of the town how dare you we are now alone like ma'am there's a baby really close to your face when you're screaming like this like it's it's a lot meanwhile this little baby actor just got cast in wedgie town the musical when britney is at the club she realizes that k-fed is answering other girls texts he's not being fair to her he's being a fair to her i think that's the same outfit i wore to school the day after i shut my pants on the apple picking field trip i'm talking about the time after first grade not sophomore year of college after k-fed brittany goes running into the arms of her manager larry who seems to escape any sort of villainization in this whole thing i'm so stupid hey shh you're not stupid all right he's just not the right person i don't need you will you help me and be my manager again of course you can trust me to genuinely look out for your best interests since i'm the one who's been profiting off of you the longest outside of your family [Music] you wanted to pierce me well i need to diverse need to send now how to download grinder on a flip phone so k fed is broken up with now and brittany's starting to feel like she has good people in her life for a minute i thought everyone was against me i mean everyone but me everybody that's suspicious that's weird it feels like really blatant that larry is getting like all of the shine in this he's like oh he's always been a father figure who's cared for her it's like okay it says you i don't know why i'm supposed to trust one figure in this movie above another like i with these movies i never know who from the actual story is pulling the strings of people at lifetime you know like larry could be a producer on this and that's why he's saying he's a good guy i have no idea it's really hard to trust any of this storytelling because it feels so i guess just exploitative we've hit this like 2007-2008 period where uh britney spears has already had a very public kind of crisis with her mental health and she's self-arranging these photo shoots to stage her own comeback even though real britney never wanted to call it a comeback she always felt like she was working and recording and the public i saw come back where she didn't but in this one apparently she wanted to set up this photo shoot herself now this is actually based on an actual photo shoot britney spears arranged in with ok magazine where apparently a lot of these things did happen but it was all reported as blind items so we don't know how real this is so her hair is really short and most of this is just extension that's because she shaved it all off where have you been i bet you the production team was like wow we handled that reenactment really tastefully tasteful would have been not making an unapproved uninformed dramatization of someone else's crisis but i mean i'm sure it won't happen again get away get away they really saw these shots of their lead actress performing as an old man chasing kids off his lawn and they said we need this to take up a whole three uninterrupted minutes of the final film it's all just so trashy just so we're all on the same page this is so not it right like the actual true story of what happened in that particular moment where with the umbrella was actually the photographer's really harassing britney and absolutely not giving her the privacy she deserved as a human being so i love how this movie basically does not put any of that onus on the media or okay magazine or any of these paparazzi but it's all just like britney going crazy so bad for mental health awareness for this woman who has feelings and did not want this movie to go out like just because you're a public figure i don't know if it means you're like allowed to have people make up stuff about you but i guess that is what that means when you have the right legal team to protect you and tell you to say mmc rather than mickey mouse club back to that disastrous photo shoot [Music] she just swiped her hand on that count who is that is that me no get that dog out of here no you get out of here i'm about to get out of here and this is my apartment ah i think i'm just gonna drive to the ocean and see if a pot of dolphins will adopt me that way i don't have to share a species with the people who are in this movie just for context it was reported that on that three hour disastrous photo shoot britney fears did reportedly order some fried chicken and wipe her hands on a dress the dog did go to the bathroom on set and she did walk out in a ten thousand dollar dress also she didn't want any of their makeup artists or hairstylists to work on her so she let one of her quote skanky friends do her hair and makeup all of these are just reports from people on the set so you know take this with a grain of salt please this is making me stressed she just walked out of here in ten thousand dollars worth of borrowed couture when the guy hooked up with accidentally wears my socks home afterwards those were priceless pieces this unfortunate low point in brittany's life is also the lowest point of the movie [Applause] [Music] the writer said so how do we imagine britney spears was acting during this tragic period of time where she was struggling to be seen as human by the media hmm probably a lot of witch laughter right there's no transition or explanation between these drastic changes in brittany's life but next time we see her she has the bad management of sam lutfey and she's about to go on stage for her lackluster vmas performance you want chicken i'll get him to make you some chicken yeah see i'm taking care of you brit i know this guy is bad news for brittany but i also don't think getting some chicken in here is gonna hurt anyone either so we will allow him to do this for now brittany's all freaked out because she doesn't want justin to see her when she's all scatterbrained like this i'm gonna wear this i'm wearing this okay this looks like me blowing the third grade poetry recital i also had a bad team around me at the time my girls at recess would not rehearse with me enough i already said sorry about your parents divorce rachel it's time to dance also the fact that they replaced whatever song britney was performing in this actual live with uh if you're looking for trouble then look right in my face like girl is this britney spears or is it smokey joe's cafe we gotta stop with the jukebox musical from the 1950s it's so not the vibe of brittany's music i hate it i look horrible he screwed you over you're so unprofessional you're gonna help me right yeah i'll fix everything oh is your goatee a time machine as well as the floor mat that collects crumbs on your face get out of here sam lutfey does come across like a major creep in this movie so you know maybe that's true to life it gets to the point where he's really gatekeeping who can and can't see brit he seems like he's feeding her alcohol and keeping her really in a fragile state for his own greed lincoln stay he has to go you son of a [ __ ] he's gonna let me in maybe we should play ball i grew up in new england so i know the bottom of those jeans have been drugged through some salty snow and ice mama in the 2008 documentary brittany definitely talks about feeling like she was taken advantage by people who were not in her life for the right reasons and just clear she's alluding to sam lutfey but this movie really tries to over intellectualize it it's like getting on a water slide like you get on and suddenly everything is moving so fast and then it's scary you can't get off until you hit the very bottom wait are we going to a water park because i can't get my toenail infection submerged right now that's why i haven't washed my feet in six years i don't know why it won't heal all the way so brittany attends a inpatient facility in malibu to try to get some help with her mental health meanwhile they get rid of sam lefty once and for you've been all read it through restraining order how do you know did you also read it hey don't run away from me that's illegal that's actually true they did file a five-year restraining order against him and then we go into the business of the conservatorship which is really the most relevant part of this uh movie right now hashtag free britney your family has filed to make your father your conservative it means that your father would help make decisions for you on your behalf everyone wants to control me honey it's temporary and just a way we can help you also by temporary we mean permanent and by help you we mean help you help us remain profitable from the business that has your name and face on it cool i don't know why lin spears wouldn't be the conservator in this case i mean the movie has shown her to be the only one with any sense this whole time the dad has been a hot head up until this very minute you have every rap to be mad at me god knows that i'm not perfect i lost everything to a demon which makes me the perfect person to now control your fortune don't worry sweetie i've changed i'm wearing a sweater and speaking softly now could a greedy person do that because britney in this movie can never stop monologuing she basically describes what it's like watching this movie you know when you see a car crash on the side of the road and it's like everything in the world just kind of stopped everyone's getting out of their cars and people are just sort of standing around in a shock trying to figure out what happened i mean i guess but i gotta say this comparison is a lot less relatable than the water slide thing but maybe we should just stop with all of the metaphors since we don't have a real writer on this thing i'm so sick of seeing this fake britney talk like she knows what she's talking about i've gotta go thanks for everything okay i know it's really late in the movie to be asking this but was that supposed to be britney spears or britney murphy and yes both of them have a lifetime movie maybe in the last five seconds of the movie they'll give us something meaningful to hold on to about brittany's life i mean shoot we all deserve to be happy [Applause] if that's too long for you to read it basically says that all of this was [ __ ] isn't tv magical and that's all she wrote for brittany ever after my lord what did you guys think of this troublesome lifetime biopic i'm not into this i prefer any of the lifetime movies where the subject was actually involved with it like wendy williams because at least then it doesn't feel so icky and libby the lifetime lawyer agrees but you guys should let me know what you think in the comments below also what other movies we should cover next give this video a big thumbs up if you want to see even more lifetime movies covered on this channel but most importantly if you're new to my channel i would love to have you click that subscribe button right down here that way you never miss new videos from me i upload two new ones every week so turn on notifications and you'll always know when we got a fresh bowl of sugar serving up also you guys can access my patreon for bonus episodes of clip breakdown exclusive watch parties and lots more fun stuff plus there's merch available thank you so much for being not that innocent with me today free brittany free brittany free brittany you guys are all the greatest i'll 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Length: 38min 31sec (2311 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 26 2021