You decided the top 10 top gear challenges.

so i made a poll to see which is the best top gear challenge and there were many to choose from and the 10 best ones as decided by you are included in this video as we can see the new top gear one was very popular that one guy probably felt bad for chris harris i honestly didn't expect these results at all and i'll be leaving timestamps in the description and on the progress bar so you can just skip around if you somehow hate one challenge specifically other news uh series 12 probably out in a week or two depending if i have time all the planning is done i've watched all of it so now i just need to actually edit this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends an rpg game with 500 champions and millions of artifacts find and collect there's trillions of ways to build your team that's many of jeff bezos raid is available on both mobile and desktop this champion is the best one i have just look at the attack just shreds the opponent the way that that poor old lady got shredded by jeremy's 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of the north circular hammond shot past the traffic on cue bridge i honestly think i can win this one captain slow was also full of hope this is a car this is a car program i know you want the car to win i want the car to win i shall not let you down i have a rough idea where i'm going i know the river's on my right is it on the no it's on the right gotta wait at the lights i'm on telly obviously i always wait at the lights hello with the car pottering along nicely i decided to see if hammond was as comfortable as me you filthy foul stinky hello station ladies and gentlemen to your right coming up to milbank now headquarters of the labor party they won't like this very much come on [Applause] gotta get my speed up this train directly to king jules v by london city airport thank you james what have you done the car as an entity ruined lies smashed and broken in front of us because of you he beat you on public transport [Applause] so james you know what happened in about two hours do you know where this is going down after an hour it was time to pack the vans but that was a bit of a problem for jeremy that's a real clamp and it's really on well that's not rock and roll is it ken livingston it probably is gone the wrong way already when i get down to the hotel tonight i'm gonna make keith moon look like keith chegwin i'm gonna start by fire axing my way through the wall into james's bedroom and then i'm gonna cut his hair now earlier in the show we road tested three vans and proved that we know absolutely nothing about something no nothing so the producers came up with a plan they said the only way to learn about vans is to actually go out buy one and run it yeah so they gave each of us a thousand pounds told us to buy a van sign right aside with our company name and then report to the top gear test track here for a number of challenges james are you filming with us today or are you moving house james however was more bothered about my sign writing what have you done with that sign top gear furriers couriers oh couriers it's top i may have no wait wait wait wait [Music] god that's a superb thing i wasn't expecting much umph unlike our cameraman who's used to filming much faster stuff than this i'm no match for hamster look at his postage probably the stamp part of 50 rake horsepower i'm just leaving them for dead james and i had the same two and a half liter ford engine but he had more weight goodbye mate richard really did have a size problem and his van was pretty small as well james was having problems with his illegal immigrant so he decided to employ him meanwhile jeremy was being as practical as ever that's off soon we were all trying to attach the new doors with varying degrees of intelligence [Music] first corner now it's the mid-engine i reckon i'm going to give it a bit of scandinavian flick he's lost so um she could be dead even hammond was looking on the bright side it weighs just over a thousand kilos well lotus elise weighs just under a thousand kilos so it's a lotus elise despite our enthusiasm though we still hadn't overtaken anyone [Applause] my flywheel bearing sounded very poorly it's an incredibly um complex job to put a new one in it's now quarter to 11 in the morning i might be able to get a new one in if i had one by about um by about october i think it's going to be all right let's need a tow truck do you think they're a going to be sympathetic or b no they're going to be a couple of i'll tell you what happened i'll tell you what happened no a man came he pushed it over when i wasn't looking no you crashed it and it's on itself i didn't crash it no look what you've done man yeah look what you've done while jeremy carefully applied his new paint check it out i came up with a genius plan to fix my ruined seats look at that yeah soon my new paint job was complete the batch oh god and while it dried i went to check on the others no no don't go in the car don't put your hands on the car oh you take it badly i'm assuming if i were to for instance key it soon the judges descended on our cars we've got some serious marking to do sure would you be able to open the bonnet for us no no what i want you to put in your mind under that bonnet is a burnished specimen of perfection naught or paintwork yes most of it is the same colour that came out of the factory it is so i've given it uh two points for that out of fifteen two to the totals james you are minus one two nine and a half agreed yep one two nine and a half richard you are minus one six nine and i'm minus one two seven and a half and so for the first time since what that the cheap car challenge about three years ago i've actually won something and we've introduced a class system absolutely now i have taken the pageant cd champagne model no less and used it to create first class inside it was beautifully appointed creating an atmosphere that i hoped would resurrect the golden age of train travel for the discerning first class passenger hammond meanwhile had been responsible for the buffet car and second class and at the back there was jeremy's creation this is the economy section what i've done is i've fitted benches and on the floor straw to absorb the diseases and the blood should there be a riot and then for an authentic working class feel at the back i fitted an outsolide khazi why have you called it scum class good name it's a bit blunt honestly think about it this way it's an incentive you're not going to walk into the ticket office and go hello can i have three scum class tickets you're gonna sell spend a little bit more so i don't have to say that ladies and gentlemen welcome aboard the 1453 express from just outside leicester to near loughborough this train is about to depart thank you very much for traveling with us we appreciate that you have a choice of car based rail companies james that's my job i'm running this bit of the train you just drive ladies and gentlemen this is your stuart speaking who's trained this is we will shortly be departing towards love bro this is just the best thing i've ever done ladies and gentlemen i'll be through shortly with refreshments oh yeah [Music] i don't know if this is coming across in the images you're seeing at home but the the sensation of being in a car but on the railway is just the maddest thing i've ever seen tgv12 is up and running let me talk you through my passengers the man on the left he's just a man but the man on the right that is the editor of rail express magazine and i need to impress him he's going to be reviewing this experience clearly the best way of impressing him would be to beat hammond and may to our destination come on let's build up that speed well i just back off and have a bit of a gloat if we look over here we see traditional farming methods and i think that pretty much covers the lecture i'm just doing a lecture on the countryside ah nothing to see here uh and that's it so now we'll be on our way oh yeah bye people are first class oh dear it appears my colleagues have a bit of a problem james what your train's on fire is it yes it is right oh there we are now listen listen if you ignore the fire and the fact that we didn't get where we wanted to go it was incredibly noisy and the fact that all the passengers have run away apart from that it was a resounding success yeah i think we can only judge it to be a success it worked as a trade we came up with something new and unique and brilliant well i think as a the concept is he's got a 928. absolutely a nine to eight no every man porsche for me this one has a 4.7 liter v8 then i give you a timeless classic a proper porsche beneath this rather faded ruined ruined exterior he beats a heart of pure arthritis i'm going to have a look at this come and have a look at this it's even full of junk well with a bit of help from an art college friend you see they're the golf racing colors i've just seen the gear knob that's quite quite a nice addition i like that can i just explain i spent my money in the pursuit of performance so it's been low and it's on new springs new suspension it's on lower profile tires it's a track car james well oh no i found it and i put a turbo on it not actually no is this the turbo well well done good job you fitted the air intake right let's see what jeremy has achieved with no money blackboard jeremy you're close elbow grease that's what we like to see i'm a bit worried about the originality of the color no it's not an original color have you ever seen the blackbird the sr-71 yes yep there you go so not original better could we just repeat can you just flip the bonnet up for us thanks there you go excuse me ah that's my yeah that's rather bold i think i really can't give you any points for the seats but you can't knock many off because there's nothing wrong with them if they're not there true look at that it's gassing everything down there stop [Music] is 145 what a machine it's just driven away let's give him an inch okay guys that's an inch yeah that wasn't my best start i've had a great idea stand back imagine what he was like as a child if you were from the region of china just near tibet north east you'd look and you go oh someone right here evans this is all just rubbish that's not an 11 is it 39 40 41 42 yards for 1 800 pounds nobody bought that heap of junk i'm sorry i don't believe the winner thanks to my genius because i realized i couldn't actually sell the car as a car because technically it sort of wasn't anymore so i sold it in bits what i sold it as spares i got 1200 pounds for like the wings and the doors and that was a bit short so what i did what i did well you're not gonna believe it okay are you ready for this ready yes and i've sold these already they're pre-sold 600 quid look at this car turned your car into a living room yes this is the very same workshop where we made our convertible people carrier and that worked this job though would require much more precision right where are my hammers they've got the same floor pan and more importantly as my center lines show the wheelbase is exactly the same it'll be sensible and swedish at one end and fiery and italian at the back it is a salfa romayarb well here it is my sports limo proof that style does not have to be slow [Music] [Applause] it is genius this time once and for all i am going to win i shall be victorious oh my god [Music] i'm sorry i'm on the field a bit you see the flex take some of the jolting out even on our 160 foot wide runway maneuverability was an issue but we did at least find a new way of speeding up my passenger entry and exit system there we go britney clarkson is leaving the car okay we're arriving our break the speed was good the protection well i got one there and one there did it hurt yes like a you know like a word you can't spain ball in the head yeah unfortunately i suspect i think i'm beating you you have beaten me i can't really see goofy and then ever having got into it in the first place [Music] it's the stinger next no hang on it's the water deeper convertible as it turns out not the best idea though you can squirt it as much as you like sadly i hit the stinger which punctured the tyres and then worse my engine died told to meet up at the warwick services on the m40 and jeremy was first to arrive this is what i've bought it's a rover sd1 styled to look like a ferrari daytona and it does this particular model has the three and a half liter v8 engine and inside you will find plum colored vulgar upholstery uh it's got a stereo radio cassette that doesn't work it's got cruise control it doesn't work an electric sunshine roof that doesn't work uh it's very interesting it's in good condition why is it interesting this was the first car in the world to obscure its wiper spindles under the bonnet obscured windscreen wiper spindles there's a reason to own one at the time it was important what's the suspension in this it was hydra gas hydro gas so it's very very very low no that's how it should be it's very low on that side in the very high it's actually broken james it's time to move on [Laughter] it's on strike finally i got past my stable door and we were off well one of this was i was feeling confident about this test all i had to do was get to the stopping point oh it is steep [Applause] i've never seen that before happily the wheel spin generated so much smoke the car was hidden from view i therefore claimed i'd done it and then it was hammond's turn [Music] well that looks pretty cool coil springs absorbing all the bumps nicely there's a lot of weight on those springs that that was the door having fun still had only lost one thing two things sun bleached it's looking good that's quite a big panel gap you've got there that is quite a gap you lost that badly last place in that test now the water test yeah now this we got 20 pence for every yard you covered you did 1500 yards yes so ah that's um it's 300 pounds you're half witch 300 i was just right on the tip of my tongue 300 for him uh yes 300 pounds back well done uh he did i did 4 500 yards which i think you'll find is 900 pounds well done 900 pounds that's better than going on the weakest link nine hundred pounds and you did ten yards two pounds yeah uh okay so richard you are one thousand and ten pounds uh out of pocket that's minus i'm 978 pounds out of pockets well done and james you are you're 20 pounds in the black oh brilliant james is the the production team came up with a plan they gave each of the presenters 100 pounds and we were told to go off and buy a car that's a road legal car for less than a hundred quid then we were told to meet up at toddington services on the m1 where we would be given a number of challenges anyway so where's hamlet exactly where is the hamster yeah oh god old man you've done it wrong gti yes i know about 16 but yeah granted it does go down because i'm not sure if it leaks so i'm going to leave that on your radio isn't there there's more rust here and here yeah well that's going to drop off any there is coming up ahead an enormous cloud of smoke which i can only assume is jeremy if this is a head gasket we're in big trouble here that's the compressor in fact a belt that drives the air conditioning and snapped and not to plug out of the radiator simply put it back in again fill that with water and i was on my way [Laughter] when is audi it's back and so too is richard in the rover [Music] what's the paint work but where's the [Music] volvo [Music] yes you counted them all out and now you can count them all back again proof today you can buy a car and even including the cost of fuel go to manchester and back for less than it would cost on the train [Music] that was not to 60 in about 25 minutes assuming it will ever get to see this is where we will see the advantage of the optional sport pack [Music] the stick said after this ronnie thought the audi had been in a big accident at some point in its life and not mended properly and tila breaks yes yes yes the volvo's got a point [Music] well no they're not actually no right that's one off let's get the bonnet up oh look he's under bonnet light dustin so what it doesn't matter oh my god it's all broken now your air conditioning as well that's a point off because that doesn't work the wipers work the lights work the interior light doesn't interior light doesn't work it just doesn't 20 25 30 30 miles an hour i'm going in oh my goodness well um my bones all still work i think and uh there's no blood and stephen fry yes he's dead so that's ten points away there and if you want a job uh on top gear please write to top gear no no wait look he's coming round he is he's alive that's not 10 points off though [Music] yeah okay that's great then the announcer comes on and he goes we got a clip from england land did you die of shame because you know what's coming next here we go yeah it's a fat bobby in an astra and he's driven onto someone's lawn to get away from a teenager who's throwing pebbles at him now the problem is officer barbie has arrived [Laughter] yeah well they all run around in rangers no hairdressing you see policing range rovers all the time this is a budget but i think pretty nifty alternative it is a 1994 suzuki vitara 1.6 jlx se how's this going to look when you pull up outside someone's house to tell them that their husband's just been killed in an industrial accident feast upon my magnificence hang on stand aside what's that vodacere conquered the entire roman army using something very similar to this so i should be able to easily conquer four hoodies in a stolen datsun what happens if you just pull up next to the pavement and there are some women and children walking they'll have their legs cut off yeah no wait the police yeah well the police are coming the police you saw me coming didn't you stray away one of the biggest problems the police face trying to get somebody out of the way with blues and twos on i've got a lot of blues and twos they will see me coming well we've got to ask okay yeah you notice that yeah this is it's genius it's a stinger okay you get the word over your radio that you might need to stop a baddie rather than pulling out and blocking with your car which is frankly dangerous you just stop very quickly and then it was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it two one go sadly james's idea of flamboyant driving isn't quite the same as everyone else's that'll look excellent i wonder if it's got traction control i don't think it's necessary entire school from the 1970s i was next to give it a bash in my fiat but before i do i want to make it look good so i just brought this right you're on your own you see you go for the soft focus see now when i set off right swooping j turn soft focus you're just going for extra points for flamboyance yeah oh damn and blast oh that's good well a lot of points with the clock ticking richard and i decided to take care of the cars while jeremy took care of the wounded we were working well as a team and as a result we had most of the wreckage and the bigger body parts cleared in good time the road is clear he's pounced he's pounced is he deploying i don't know oh that is brilliant i'm amazed sadly there was one invention james hadn't considered well it's just [Laughter] the stinger needs to be longer i presume at some point there's going to be a simply hideous accident yeah come on i think it could be time to admit failure see that could have been them [Applause] something's gone wrong with the handling you what failed to apprehend the miscreant your tongue fell off i made it this is ridiculous finally the decider arresting the stick okay uh james you got nothing for that what that gives you you didn't get him 88 i got nothing so that gives me 179. you've been building up tension here haven't you because i'm on what am i noticing so if i get a hundred for my bodices of one yeah did i no funnily enough you got um 98 which means you get 100 i'm sorry no hang on hang on [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you

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