The Best of Whose Line Is It Anyway: Hoedowns and Irish Drinking Songs

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everybody to a special Valentine's edition to whose line is it anyway uh we're gonna keep the show going with a game called Irish drinking song what's gonna happen is these guys gonna make him a song for you an Irish drinking song and then make it up one line at a time and what I need from the audience is a suggestion or something embarrassing that happened you on a date sorry let's see if we can get away with that one let's hear the the past wind Irish drinking song take it away my date she was in front of me as pretty as could be she was the love of my life my gas came that way it started to rumble it felt kind of neat boy it was so horrible I dropped right off my feet night she said what is the matter are you feeling fine I've had to lie to her that day I had things out my behind she picked me up so quickly and cooked me up the door that was her big mistake I started walking sore she took me to the doctor she just we do the cops she took me to the judges house the casa couldn't stop again kept him eating the paper said it was so it became a nationwide epidemic the wind began to blow and now I'm world-famous everyone knows my name they all say he's a common by passing gas is my name early on in history what is a guy to do when you are famous like me oops I booed you our favorite things in the whole wide world hoedown what if the audience is suggesting there's something you want to keep secret your mother is a drunk sounds great these drunk mother hoedown piano become another hoedown ah well I knew Colin's mother yes I must tell the truth when she was nursing Colin her milk was 90 proof she wanted to keep the habit she didn't know what to do but if your baby looked like that then you'd be drinking too that happened just to me my momma started drinking when I was just three now I shouldn't let the secret slip but my momma started drinking when she married chip my mother drinks a lot I know that isn't strange cut her behavior gets really strange she acts as though she's from somewhere else maybe like Venus oh by the way tip has a little penis oh boy this hotel it's taking mighty long I am so sick of this bloody song playing sit there and he gets the rest his penis is large that's why he's behind the dad Irish creaking song it's a really great game where we have to make up a drinking song one line at a time with off of Laura Hall on the piano what I mean let's have this corner of the audience right here give me suggested or something that embarrasses you y'all got the wrong name of dad wrong name and Dad Irish drinking song take it away Laura Hall one kind of was getting freaky it's my turf Elaine boy we had some fun truck of the story I don't know what has happened he wrote me a letter manda where is nothing there was a girl involved that's what I'm thinking I don't know what to say with the game called Irish drinking song so everybody boy it's good these guys doing jicama song for you I restrict song one line at a time and why don't you for the audience is something that really changed her life graduation good for you rs2000 nope too late let's hear the graduation Irish drinking song take it away Allah today I graduated I love right down the aisles Chris King my long gown all the while awhile ready to go into life without my coming down I was so proud I wish I were clown my tassel was on the left side my pepper on the right my parents said over there hey it's graduation names I finally got the diploma and then I drank and drank now I will get a fast-food place oh those berries were never gone I understand I wish that as well I had didn't go as planned but things didn't turn out as I planned I became a rough fucker and things became a man hoedown takeaway Laura Hall I love being a rock star but songs make me sick around the world and I get a lot of chicks there for our feet a rocks are that I thought because I sing my songs rock star I'm Nick Imperial pearls I make lots of money and get got to teenage girls and when I'm singing I really got the power yeah I'm a rock star when I'm naked in the shower I wish I was a rock star my image would be good I would look so feral like any rock star should I could a cucumber in my pet so it looks like I don't lack of course it look much better if it wasn't in the back I wanna be a rockstar that's what I wanna do I bet every one of you would like to be one too unlike the sing rock and roll that's my kind of sound you'd never hear me singing a stinking hoedown Oh oh my gosh I can't believe it it's everybody's favorite gang with the help of Laura Hall on piano lore Hall now what I need from the audience and suggestion of something you don't want to get cut to ins okay okay okay okay okay let's do the shoplifting hold it whenever you ready when I was younger took a field trip to the zoo I was really Misha but so here's what I would do but my crime damn it made me dance I tried to put a cheetah and a rhino in my pants when I go out to a store I never like to pay I got my finger discount I just take it away I never pay for nothing I don't pay no rent and I never tell the truth cuz I'm the president the other day I stole something it really was a sin it was a little revolver made of gelatin it really was a bad idea something issued of slapped on cuz I was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon shopping the correct way can be such a bore I have to seal everything when I go in a store not to loot and take things can be really hard but I guess I shouldn't cuz I am a security guard because you did so good you're all gonna get to do a hoedown you keep that spirit alive baby because it's going out what I need for the audience is a suggestion of a reason you might wear masks plastic surgery plastic surgeries reason might wear masks so let's do the plastic surgery hoedown there are some news I heard all over the place Michael Jackson had surgery to fix his face he didn't think that he loved dude he started sulking I saw him the other day he looks just like Macaulay Culkin alright ok I know something nice it isn't so darn nasty you could just be a doctor and go getting rhinoplasty Michael Jackson handsome it wasn't just his loss instead of one Michael Jackson now there's two Diana Ross plastic surgery didn't work I must confess my my face is now one big bad mess here's a little hint hit any of you go make sure your doctor isn't doctor Picasso I wanted surgery but my doc said no I had the fortune because I had no place to go I had to threaten him with my big old Mouser now I look just like a grown up Doogie Howser oh I love this game Irish drinking song now everybody somebody on the far section over there give me a major life event graduate graduation bikini wax not a nature Day event another danger hundred-day a major event in your life I had breakfast then I bikini wax Dutch took an hour okay it's the graduation Irish drinking song there to make up a song for you with the help of Laura Hall a one line at a time it's really amazing taking away guys with the graduation Irish drinking song today I really fragile eat and I will get my diploma is that it really hard I move right to Pomona business and I will get rich I am so happy I'll leave that although I can't wait to leave high school I have the big degree I'll be on my own now they won't laugh at me I had a bikini wax I feel so proud I've got no more hair there my mom's yelling real loud I got captured the Dean I say thank you sir I give him a high five and it's all a blur he hands me my diploma that's a really truth don't you understand look here's my two I got a great job now now I can drive a truck because I'm a truck driver and I transport ducks I'm making lots of money making lots of cash making lots of duckets sitting on my ass Oh somebody from the center section give me an idea of what you wanted to be when you grow up magician let's do the magician hoedown Laura Hall take it away I always wanted to be a magician all my life my go around the house would hey surprise doing those things to my wife I want to go to Vegas her I do one Noi if I was one half of it I could be siegfried and Leroy oh does God magicians are really hard to do how to think they're one verse the load even to let me tell you something now a little laugh if you pick around again I'm gonna saw your ass in half I am a great magician I have this special hex I can take a man and make him change your sex it really is quite simple the best pic in the world I just take gold wings bond and he screams like a girl colin was the be magician and i think he should the only problem is he's not very good he really sucks he's the worst in the land his best trick is pouring hot coffee on his hand he's right Hollan I want you to read the credit says the evil Batman villain the tickler take it easy we'll see you next time tonight let us into the next you've ever seen the bar daddy wait Oh Johnny boots my hold on what you guys not es as a suggestion if something you wanted to be when you grew up police officer police officer when do the police officer hoedown take it away I always wanted to join the LAPD la's best but I can't see so I failed the vision test I went one night to the church and prayed under the steeple I wanted to be a cop so bad that I joined Village People next year I'm gonna marry me a lady cop comes with her the sex is something I can't top what's so sexy about her is that what you said well I love it when she reads me Verizon cuts me to the bed I was once the best cop in all the land people as they saw me go boy is he grand I was so respected believe me I'm not lying til I got fired four million each with Ryan I got busted once and boy did that hurt he wasn't very big he was a little squirt he tried to frisk me threw me up against the wall he had to get a ladder cuz I'm over 6 feet tall do a hoedown for you without Bloor hall Agana so let me get to the audience from you suggestion of a stage of life that causes you anxiety puberty let's do the puberty hoedown my course in science pinchy my hair was like and freaky I walked around the school feeling full-on coldly geeky but the thing I hated most when I went to dance was getting dragged across the lawn in my underpants well I hated high school I did not have a ball I just hated walking through the hall I hated gonna every class cuz the pimples on my face but now they're on my ass the hardest time of my life was going through puberty it seemed like everything around just excited me now listen to me now this isn't one of my rats when you go through puberty do not wear sweatpants I didn't handle the puberty thing too well in fact for me it was like going to hell and it was kind of ferrocene if the truth be told cuz when I went through it I was 42 years old one man's heaven is another man's hell and to prove that we're going to do a game view called the Irish drinking song what I need is from the center sex of the audience give me a bad thing that happened to you on a date got pregnant pregnant a lot of dates worse it happen ago Wow I remember you so let's do the regularly date night I once went out with the guy I took him to the movies things got out of hand it really was great Groovy's we went back to my place and then it got intense boy we had a lot of hot I had to put up a fence I didn't have what I needed Boyer had some fun boy we did made a mistake I was your lucky one when I got home that night my ovaries 212 I popped up like Jiffy Pop I'm a dude what the hell I started getting fatter i dilated there i had me baby lie to me underwear it was painful the head started the crown he turned around and said dad I'm Colin Mochrie hello I slapped him on the back there and then I slapped his head and when I slapped his bottom I stopped the doctor instead I called my boy Roy he looked good and when I got him all night night you can get two for food something from behind me tell me something embarrassing that happened at Christmas T knocked over the tree knocked over the tree let's hear they knocked over the Christmas tree Irish drinking song and you got to pick it up bottom line at a time if you leave on take it away when I was in the forest I chopped down a tree carrot hit the ground that's the way it be and then I took it home for my kid I put it up in the corner and then covered it with the lid Oh I took cool it's a ladder and crank it up bun tree step by step I went up hippie I put a star on top I started to fall I put presents underneath and wrote my Christmas ball I put the fire out myself with the fire extinguisher I'm finished ping getting dizzy I didn't know what to do that day it's so sad no one got angry I let's go to a game called Irish drinking songs ha why don't you the audience is something that Mike that you think what might happen to you that you want to keep secret Bofur Ross Perot so what they're gonna do is they're doing Irish drinking song for you one line at a time so let's hear the voted for us Perot Irish drinking song oh did I did I did I did I did I who's the little man with the giant ears I voted for him years ago he bought me lots of beers he was a billionaire and he had lots of cash and he used to use that all he never bought me he was a tiny billionaire tiny as can be he didn't get a lot of votes he got me here at on the Reform ticket and he had Vicky but he's still my favorite DBA Carney was a strange one I voted anyway I went and I cast my ballot I laughed along the way he lost by a landslide but I support him so I wonder what he's doing now I heard he lives alone he runs again someday maybe in a couple years I hope when he runs this time he gets sadder ears again he'll have my vote there you will see because there is no one else my god god by the way if you're keeping score at home you're the dumbest person I know what a time-waster you are now let's play a game called hoedown this is for everyone with the help of floor Hall hoedown time to yeah we're about to throw down a hoedown uh wondering if the audience is something about modern life that you absolutely love vending machines that's good idea we'll use that one let's hear the vending machine a hoedown I'm a human vending machine it's really awfully dandy just give me your money cuz my belly's full of candy looked like through the display in the window here's a glass give me your corner I'll shoot some candy I love vending machines that is why I sing in this newfangled that you can get almost anything you can get a Bible if you're a theologian and if you're really horny you can even get a Trojan there's a song about a vending machine I hope it makes much sense just listen very carefully because totally in French not chocolate let the chipset we hate bordered on machine and mail that going with brunette Phu una casa grow singing a song about a vending machine don't you know that it's really not my scene trying to think of something clever with the little twist if we do another hoedown a slip which is called hoedown I'll even suggestion from the audience of a first that you'll remember for the rest of your life a first we'll do the first kiss now we'll do the kiss hoedown without Laura Hall take it away when you get a kiss you get a kiss on the mouth I've been kissed lots of time I'm from Florida that's a sad my first kiss brother it was the bomb it wasn't from a girl in high school it was from my mom well my first job wasn't fast food don't you know the hours real long and the pay was real low my boss told me that he didn't like my sass so my first kiss was a hearty my first kiss is something I won't forget it was really luscious though it was wet it really changed my life I'll never be the same oh I wish I could remember the guys name my first kiss happened when is really drunk but she wouldn't kiss me because she said my breasts don't when it came to that date I was really in a rut I should have run some string through my mouth and out my body fabulous come-from-behind victory and because he's the winner he get to sit there the rest of us are gonna be punished by doing the hoedown for double everybody ah all we need from the audience we need a suggestion of a major life event menopause I'm gonna beat your life event that men can relate to going bald sounds great going bald so Laura Hall may be ready let's hear the key going bald hoedown I am losing my hair and it really is a pain I find out every morning when I see the shower drain but it you can see isn't quite for me but at least I'm not quite as bone as calling mockery oh man Chiron I was gonna do that I have all my hair and I really am quite happy I like put stuff in my hair it makes me look real snappy I love to comb my hair I never need a breather I'm real happy I'm not Colin Mochrie eater people always get me cause I'm losing all my hair I can't really help it that I'm follicle e impaired it really is quite horrible but my life is not through I still get way more sex in either Brad or drew losing all your hair isn't really that bad of a deal a lot of women love just the way it feels just think of it as just a little more face and you can rent it out as advertising space you from the center part of the audience give me a bad thing to happen you on a date fell out of the car Thank You Phil out of the car so we're gonna hear it he fell out of a car I was drinking Sean take it away my date and I were driving I'm lucky to be alive we were going over 16 it wasn't my kind of guy then I don't open it could not be beat I fell right out well that was me she rolled out on the pavement she didn't have on her belt she screamed to be as I took off there that was hard it felt I cried until I was in the car pain I stopped again I turned the car around and Joey pick up her best friend Oh he died I had to go for help I ran and ran and ran I ran a little more until I saw this man I say can you help me he looked at me as a No I had to hit him your girl is on the go she forgave me now we're married he can almost walk now boy we are not hairy that is a day we'll never forget we will not and every night we drive she has rebel in her shot 9090 you Oh down what is the audience it's a suggestion of a glamorous profession astronaut so let's hear the astronaut hoedown let me tell you something my girlfriend now was a slob but now look who's laughing astronaut it is my job flying around the universe that is my duty I even made a pit stop in Mars and got some Martian booty well I work for NASA and it is a great place they let me take my girlfriend up into outer space and now we're all alone up there and she sure knows how to please and her boobs really look nice and zero jeez I'm an astronaut but I'd rather be fishing because I beam up in space on a 10-year mission it really is so horrible I really annoyed I've been sitting down so long I've got asteroids I think you will find my best astronaut that will be found I can't wait the blast-off and leave this ground as soon as I get up there oh boy I yell shoot I forgot about my training and I tinkled in my suit I Muscovado Dave called I wish drinking song before now audience if something might happen to you that you would want a new secret what would that something be asleep without the slept with an ugly woman let's do the supper that ugly woman Irish drinking song these guys are gonna make up this song for you one line at a time so the sub with an ugly woman ir s-- drinking song one line at a time take it away once when I was celebrating I went to bed I had too much to drink woke up to an ugly head she turned over and I saw her face I screamed in surprise and I sprayed it with me like jump ground and ran away and put on all my clothes and then I ran from the house I hit her I do suppose what she chased right after me she got into her car she didn't get there she looked like Jamie Farr oh she was so ugly I took her anyway I used for to scare children away what really worked good I remember that day that I took her to the dog park bed would they I tried to forget it I tried to drink a lot because she was so ugly she needed an ink spot read let David come again but I meet her I was so scared and looked like someone had beat her Oh Oh somebody from this middle section tell me a bad thing that happened you on a date what got blogged okay that's good gut mug come on yeah what caused it yeah let's do the got mugged Irish drinking song ticket Laura Hall I took my last on a date we went out for the night as we hit the parking lot I got into a fight stuff full he took my wallet and ran away so fast I started crying other stole I passed Oh I scream just like a Lassie I ran right after him I jumped into my car the muggers name was Tim I put up on my siren and it roared out loud he came to a stop and beat me in front of a crowd oh I decided to take action I hit him with the club I hit him where the Sun don't shine he said I got it Bob I followed him I became a hero and my name is Tim I still hear from him from often he writes a little letter HS office party Sunday alright he is my best friend and now we both are pen pals he put my stone back in my head fuck myself back in my oh now that is a good friend is this yours that was smooth hoedown thank you my little home then backstreet boys I think they release think it isn't anything personal they're just not in sync this might be kind of weird it could be shock but I still got a poster of the new kids on the block well I hate radio today they don't have anything good to play all the players jump they are in a rut I wish they'd take the Backstreet Boys and shove them up their butt I hate the Backstreet Boys they bugged me like no one else can so I came up with the really cunning plan I kidnapped them and then I showed them oh how to hurt I made them all wear a copy of my shirt a lot of people think that the best ones in the land but the Backstreet Boys aren't my kind of band many people think that they are having sent but you're not abandoned less you play an instrument whatever you guys to get a starter is a suggestion of a glamorous profession wrestler okay wrestler hoedown nobody low hall together every Saturday I'm at home do my thing watching Rick big banners are no round the ring I said they're being drew turn off the sound and then we get freaky into our own version of SmackDown I must learn I love it don't you see it's really happy and I make lots of money the only thing I don't like that gives me such a fright is when I see Ryan in his little tags I am Rhett Butler let me on the loose over the years I have taken lots of abuse my head has be smacked I've been hitting that turnbuckle because of all my injuries I've lost the ability to rhyme I hate bristling I think they're all on the take the way they throw themselves around I'm sure that it is fake the way they act you think that they really did but can they break a neon life by slamming it with their head when I want a vacation I took a trip to the beach because it was the only stretch of land that was within reach oh man it was great you understand when I went I was as light as him now I'm a dark man well I went to the beach last week I really caused a panic people jumping from their blankets falling off their hammock then they were yelling they were screaming at me I guess I should've worn my tiny thong bikini I went to the beach because I'm really pale I was gonna eat dipping with my tight a great white whale I was out in the Sun too long I got really sick boy it was so horrible I burnt my Moby I went to the beach with Drew and boy was it fun he took off his shirt and everybody else was done we got a place their apartment that we leased he was being pushed in the water by some guys from Greenpeace okay actually there are losses here teeth you guys and you have to do a hoedown with me right now let's do with the help of Warhol on the piano what I need for the audience is a suggestion of something a group of guys might do when they're together have it again work out that's a good one work out let's do the working out exercising hoedown with the help of Laura jalapeno so you go ahead working out harder I love to work out because I get a date so I don't hesitate to go and grab a rate people here's a fact that I bet you didn't know I got my butt this time because I do Tae Bo well people always ask me how do you stay in shape oh how to get that body is it lifting wicks well let me tell you something my secret I hold dear I got this body by lifting cans of beer I don't like to work out cuz I'm very meek I really can't do anything strenuous cause I'm very weak when I do actually work out people filled with smiles I can't lift anything heavy so i benchpress Ryan Stiles I really don't have to sing this song anymore it could be turn out to be a real big bore I know I'll win this game I'm not better than the rest but I'm sleeping with Danny and she's behind the desk right the winner tonight for the rest of us we will do again for you call Irish drinking song now what happens in this game is we have to make up an Irish drinking song one line at a time taking turns get me a suggested of something that changed your life perish the marriage Irish drinking song take it away Laura Hall one line at a time Oh since I popped the question I have been very sad my life is changing my wife she makes me mad every time she's talking Nappanee happening yeah she goes on for hours I love her I'm a SAP we've been married 10 years now I don't dawn so much she doesn't come around me she doesn't let me touch hey don't let me play I'm by myself all day I need a change in my life I think I'll leave her now I'll pack my bags and get skipping a trailer for a POW overseas JB to Japan I meet myself acacia girl and bury my right hand I love her I love her just the same I love her to death you see hi and really gain and when she loves me we'll never ever parts I'll probably die with her for you I want you guys to be the credits while you're posing for the new men of whose line calendar thanks for watching everybody silly rhyme you

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Channel: West Coast Rail Productions™ HD Railfanning Videos

Views: 6,691,141

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Keywords: Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Brad Sherwood, comedy, funny, Hoedowns, Irish Drinking Songs

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Length: 53min 34sec (3214 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 14 2014

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