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how to share your faith effectively and biblically to be able to reason with people learn to circumnavigate or go around the person's intellect I mean Europe you're a senator you are one of the very few people who are really running this country it worries me that people are running my country who think who believe in a talking snake um you don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate though going to rob here and I'm gonna come back on a white horse many many things that are in Christianity that are not in the Bible like original sin Immaculate Conception the virgin birth is only in two of the Gospels Pope's are you worried that these things came not from the founders the people who wrote this book but from and this is indisputable but from men from human beings who came after and when I say men i mean people with penises right religious chant and send it in we got people on welfare it's got enough faith to make a thousand dollars and paying I want to be in the green what I'm about to say is revelation I got it on DVD and I have it on DVD and you need to get this hallelujah going the rapture and I'm gonna come back on a white horse that's something called a most shock cord on my Tata Tata Tata Motors I think II should call that topic or to put up a local machete Kyle in Chicago before the bucket I see a couple so gonna come oh good day yeah I love you I don't classify myself as ex-gay you know I'm my heterosexual guy who dealt with some homosexuality but you know we can look at creation and say what's the normal order a man has a penis a woman has a vagina let's just be blunt there's no scientific data that proves that anyone is when there's no gay gene and you also discover the gay gene yes this is all coming from the Bible right which you believe to be the Word of God I do all of the do you believe in evolution you know my first I don't know clearly the scientific community's a little divided on some of the specifics of that and I understand I don't think they are no no well I think they pretty much agree I don't know how it all happened I mean I'm certainly willing to put it except it couldn't possibly have been Adam and Eve 5,000 years ago with the talking snake in a garden could it well it could have possibly been that long these are here to teach God's work we're in a spiritual warfare we don't push our beliefs on people but we do make them up in we're building the whole place for about 27 million I have many people say to me as a Christian can't you believe in evolution I said well you got a problem God made a man and a woman if you believe in evolution the woman had to come from an ape woman all right but you're so damned ugly immediately people see dinosaurs and people together which is very different to the idea of the evolutionists to say dinosaurs died out you know 70 million years ago or so and so they didn't live with humans they see an animatronic dinosaur over here - animatronic baby t-rexes and - animatronic children it's basically just to give people a WOW factor as they come in here go in the rapture and I'm gonna come back on a white horse how in the world could there be any science and scripture there cannot be just the two historical periods are separated by so much the scriptures are not teaching science it's very hard for me to accept not just a literal interpretation of Scripture but a fundamentalist approach to religious belief it's kind of a plague presents itself as Sciences here's God are you God you know in Mecca a rock the Kaaba no no no isn't that you know a black stone stone rock nothing we don't know the history of this this - why is Nam's believe oh yeah this stone came from paradise no Harry havens condition itself have been what we now know to be like a meteor it's black and then the area there's no black stones but does it make a difference that we now understand what a meteor is this is the stone of God right okay I'm gonna go in the rapture and I'm gonna come back on a white horse

Channel: KayleeKez

Views: 434,331

Rating: 4.7276039 out of 5

Keywords: Bill, Maher, mockumentary, Religulous

Id: 8uqiv3tCghA

Length: 5min 34sec (334 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 20 2010

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